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>>61232572Here's my idea. You give me money while I sit on my ass and do nothing.
>>61232576How am I supposed to make any money, the margins are too low
>>61232572Make a regular polymarket general on biz and together we win
>>61232572dog poop picker upper drones. idea started as an exercise in thinking of the dumbest thing I could think of but could you image how chill it'd be to put on a VR headset and go find some dog poop with a thermal camera or some AI equivalent highlighting while just chilling on your couch and making $20/hr to comb the neighborhood for fresh cookies?
>>61232607in an effort to make the idea more retard I've also thought "how could you make this blockchain or DeFi" and I don't really have an answer yet, but one idea this lead to was to have "dog poop superhighways" where walkers on popular roads could buy special bags (insert chainlink oracle use case) and have these just left in place after picking up poop, and superscoopers could run these routes with tons of dog poop and get paid per bag picked up.just have to tie this back into defi somehow, maybe some flash loan situation after you pick up the turds but have not yet redeemed (dropped into trash with confirmation from Sergey for release of funds). You could then use defi composability to trade literal dog shit and loans.it started out as a dumb idea kinda thing but it's really been on my mind lately. I'd definitely rig up a drone that could pick up poop in an automated manner and could use the turds as defi collateral and leverage
I run an operation that prints currency whose value depends solely on the faith of the people using it and number manipulation to get rich off short term gains by plundering from the future and everyone around me. How it works is, clients that overspend say how much of the shit they want from me to buy things with, and write me an IOU saying they'll totally pay me back the amount (they won't). They keep getting me to print more to pay off a debt that can't be paid off and only gets bigger, so as long as they keep buying them I'm always in business.It usually crashes, but then I just start over again once the dust clears. You can invest if you want, but your investment also probably comes from my business to start with.
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>>61232607Double dip and have migrants package the cookies into fertilizer for gardening and before payday call ICE for the triple dip.
>>61232667>cookiesI meant dookies but I guess it corrected me. but yeah you know maybe you're onto something with the double duty (heh)you could pepper spray migrants and set off an alarm and cast weighted nets onto them or something for bonus xp
>>61232572Racial segregation.
Employment agency for sex offenders. Endless supply of workers, get paid by companies and scalp paychecks. The more workers the more $$$
>>61232572Ai cuddle gfs with soft therapy personas as a subscription serviceWont trigger debanking and therapy is catnip to the zoomzoomsSpoiler alert is better and greatly cheaper than real degreed human therapists
Cum towels. reusable cum towels.
Ok, ready?Garloids.
>>61232572Hear me out...Tampons
>>61232813But garlic flavored.
>>61232572Wild nigger safari We take Asian tourist load them into an armored school buss with security and drive them through New Orleans and Chicago
I wrote something and when I proofread it before posting it looked exactly like something chatGPT would've written. I don't even use AI.
>>61232818>>61232809Garloid flavored
>>61232572Cull all NEETs and use their corpses as biomass fuel
>>61232572A butthole overhaul business. You would stick your butt into a hole in the wall and on the other side an importer 3rd worlder would clean, wax, peg, apply doloproct, zinc salve mby dick and ball massage too.. Pretty much a gloryhole forå the ass
>>61232572A space elevator.
klarna but for sex. fuck now, pay later. something like that. I think that could be a huge market.
Hemp derived cocaine, it’s farm bill compliant so you can sell it in gas stations.
>>61232572KILL YOURSELF.GO.
>>61232572AAA porn games with busty anime girls, fast paced gameplay, and family value morals.
>>61232572AirBnB but for wives
1. unfuck the market by getting the government out of it. completely. no more welfare. dont work, hope you're rich already or you don't eat.2. harness peoples delusions for profit. never mind crypto exists.
Heres a great idea We privatize prisons but for single fathers who got beat up by kike feminism and force them to do hard labor like cotton picking and toilet services cleaning as We bring back segregation and punishments for all niggers having children and not getting an abortion After that we nacionalize private trade of prisoners like slave trade but with a modern twist as we get state contracts for able bodies for construction and railroad construction
>>612325722 chicks at the same time
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