>go out to take out the trash>suddenly hear a girly voice behind me >"hey do you have a lighter by any chance?">feel my pockets>i have nothing but a lighter in my pockets>say 'sure here you go'>she starts scrambling for cigarretes in her purse>takes a really long time>i just stand there, lighter in hand>she lights up a cigarette and hands me the lighter>i say "you're welcome" and leave>she didn't even say thanks>15 seconds later>begin to fathom the enormity of this fumbleThis kind of thing never happens to me.How do I recover from this, financially speaking?
>>61232717She doesnt want sex dude, she wanted a lighter
>>61232717I could see myself in your shoes. I've giga fumbled in the past.
>>61232717Smokeking girls are a special breed. Most girls or women that smoke really just want a fucking lighter.Could you have gone from there? Sure. But that she primarily spoke to you because of you is not very probable. This is not a fumble any more than not speaking to a woman that glances at you for a shprt time without words.
>>61232717Anytime you get asked that your response needs to be, and I’m serious about this guys, “damn I didn’t know it was this easy to get my dick sucked”. I learned that from my nig nog friend and I’m shocked at how it works. I thought it was just some funny shit he was talking but it dead ass works
>>61232740She looked inside here tiny bag for over 40 seconds. She put it on the floor, and started looking for it there. It felt like a very a long time. >>61232747>But that she primarily spoke to you because of you is not very probable.I'm tall and I look kinda athletic. I do get a lot of looks on the rare occasions I leave the house. She seemed like a forward person that gets what she wants.>>61232745Did you ever redeem yourself? Have any successes?>>61232767I couldnt say "whats your name" so i doubt i can say this
I think you should go out of your house more and stop being terminally online lmao
>>61232717>shares precious gas with a whore Retard.
>>61232717yeah thats why you treat strange women with cold indifference. theres no upside to interacting with them.
>>61232717Non-smokers are whiny, self-righteous faggots that miss out on an entire world of social opportunities. The same people on their high horse against smoking spend their evenings in their goon cave gambling and becoming even more obese.
>>61232717Basically me. It could have taken her 5 minutes to find a cigarette and I would have stood there the whole time quietly waiting. that’s just one of the many reasons why I will forever be a khhv
>>61232740lol sorry you're shitty at sex, practice more you'll get better. unless you have a tiny 5 inch unit, then no hope at all, sorry
>>61232717What you should’ve done is this>hey do you have a lighter?all you have to go is look annoyed and ignore her. there…you win
>>61233509Why are we like this bro
>>61233434Gas yourself you nicotine addict.
>>61232717tf do you want with a smoking chick, unless you're a smoking faggot yourself and ding mind the smell / taste of hers
>>61232717Should have just told her to fuck off and gone about enjoying your day. Also how is this Business or Finance related? Women are retarded drains on your wallet. If you spend your time thinking about conversations with dumb deer headlight animals (AKA Women) then you are wasting your life. Spend your life thinking about how to build midget submarines and torpedoing the nearest harbor.
>>61233646That's the idea, yeah.
>>61232717A man once said, "I always keep a pack of cigarettes because I don't smoke but strippers do."
>>61233623I don’t know :(
>>61232717Killing off stupid cunts. Based.
>>61232717>>61232767This. The problem is you are a white man with a white man's brain and are capable of acting selfless, because giving a light is not a big deal and virtually no cost to you. Instead you need to think like a selfish nigger and get something out of it like getting your dick sucked. I know girls are sluts for drugs, didn't think about cigs but it makes sense.
>>61233231This. Honestly there’s nothing worse on earth than random women. No I don’t talk to whores.
>>61233434>choker >redhead>smoker>obvious goth whoreGod damn HNNNNNG I MISS IT SO BAD BROS
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