How do I learn about the stock market and crypto and shit as fast as possible? How did (You) do it?
>>61242292Look at those utters
>>61242292Ranjeet, have you heard this amazing 0DTE?
>>61242292By lurking more retard. Also, tit to tummy ratio is insane on that hoe, i would NOT pullout. Her cervix would be getting every drop. Hopefully I'm the one getting the child support money, she seems well off at some event.
>>61242292I did it by browsing /biz/ on 2020. I think it was the best place the learn it unfiltered. Now it's way worse tho.
>>61242304What threads should I lurk to learn more? Every thread is made under the assumption that I know shit and I don't know shit.
>>61242292First I masturbated, then I bought crypto on Coinbase and learned as I went. That was a huge mistake! I should have masturbated first, then learned, and then bought stocks.
>>61242319>What threads should I lurk to learn more?All of them, retard. You didn't learn how to talk as a baby by just one type of conversation. Here's a protip though: if some anons are spamming paragraphs of fancy word salad, chances are they're actually retarded.
>>61242292>crypto>learnthere is nothing to learn. its pretty much online gambling for poor and desperate people like yourself. you are unironically better off betting everything on roulette.
In 2010 I followed the most influential ASIANSIn 2015 I followed the most influential CRACKERSIn 2020 I followed the most influential NIGGERSIn 2025 I follow the most influential INDIANS
>>61242292Just practice, your first challenge is to take advice from /biz/ without losing money
>>61242292grab ahold of some large milky tits and suck em
>>61242292Just follow some Warren buffet platitudes. Ignore crypto, meme stocks and other stuff that are just gambling though. Only buy things that make sense objectively and fundamentally, otherwise like half of /biz/ you will just wake up one day wondering why a 20% of your money just collapse over a Trump tweet.
>>61242292>only invest in what you know!>Don't invest more then you can afford to lose!>Time in the market beats timing the market!
>>61242292The same way I've learned everything, by making fuckloads of mistakes and learning from them.
>>61242292I browsed /biz/ 24/7 for 8 years
>>61242466Oh yeah did Warren Buffett nigger ever turn $3k into $500k? No he didn’t? And if that cunt mother fucker buffet only had $3k to invest he would be fucking no one today. Fuck that kike.
>>612422921.- Put real money in2.- Get fucked3.- Learn quick
>>61242292Sauce??
>>61242609he also did something in a grey legal zone and doesn't recommend do what he did to anyone>re-finance the car dealership and invest it allyea hes a fuck head, easy to stay on top once your there
>>61242417Alright, I put 100 bucks on binance, tell me how to become a millionaire.
>>61242628My son
>>61242609Most people (99.9%) don't and the ones that do, just gamble it all away with other loses regardless lol. You want the secret to making it? Just sell your car and invest every dollar you would have saved from gas to insurance into investing in something like an S&P 500 index and then wait 20 years. Then you start attempting businesses to potentially multiply the money.
death by big tit suffocation
>>61242296I did when they were young and perky. For free. Didn't even watch the show. Sydney Sweeney is a whore.
I’MA TITTY SUCKING MAD MAN
>>61244522>Sydney Sweeney is a whore.And? No one is saying anything about marriage. So many guys have such an attraction/revulsion to whores. They hate how much they love them.
>>61242292/tv/ is crying over this right now. some are convinced shes not hot. i assume its massive cope when they look at their gf or lack of gf.
>>61242292Play with real money and lose.Avoid leverage, you only learn to not do leverage and it's an expensive lesson..
