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>Zcash, Dash, ICP and a whole slew of dinocoins are pumping
>XRP event scheduled to conclude at the same time Smartcon commences
>EBT societal unrest reaches a zenith within 3 days

For all you brainlets, let me break it down for you.

>markets start melting down Nov 3 (Nigger Monday)
>Nov 4, at XRP Swell, massive televised news revealed that Ripple is "partnering" with some huge financial institution. (ie. Federal Reserve is exploring alternative payments and may have their sights on Ripple). This will send XRP an additional 400% from here in one candle.
>all altcoins do minimum 100% gains
>cryptobros popping champagne and not paying attention to anything else
>Smartcon begins
>Sergey takes the stage
>"...and as a result of this sustained profitability we are thrilled to announce Staking V1.
>CNBC still sucking off Solana and XRP
>every altcoin within the top 100 keeps mooning daily for 5 days straight
>suddenly 70% pullback
>slurpers step in
>wait why isn't AVAX and ICP going up? I must double down.
>meanwhile LINK recovered 90% of the 70% drop and will continue to increase 10% per month until 2031
>normgroids will balk at the mere 10% gains when XRP is doing NFTs or whatever that go up 100% easily.
>the XRP bubble and the crypto bubble pops
>LINK weathers the storm with a hearty 20% drop, then resumes its ascension to $81,000

Thanks for playing.
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>>61243690
But you did read it thoughbeit
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>>61243794
You showd him
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ALL ROADS LEAD TO SMARTCON

ITS HAPPENING…TONIGHT!!!
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HOLY FUCK LINK WAS STARTING TO PUMP SO THEY PREEMPTIVELY DUMPED BYC HOLY SHIT



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