What's hilarious is that if Chainlink goes public I'll buy shares, but never the coin itself.
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>>61246635i unironically have 20k on the side for the possibility they go public, which is not nearly as big as my link stack but it is what it is
>>61246635imagine a chainlink 10-Q>$1.2B from bridge hacks>$2B from defi security shakedowns>$5B from token dumps>-$9B from HR payroll
>>61246773Negative P/E ratio but hiring of 150 employees for Chainlink Lab. Launch of a large-scale token sale program on /biz/ and outsourcing of marketing to LowPriceSeller Indian.
>>61246796>t. indian