>nons are now threatening chainlink staff on a public platformUnironically the most bullish thing I’ve seen this year. Was going to sell and realize loss on my most expensive lot purchases ($24), but I’m not selling anymore and my price average is even rn anyway. Will we see more of this?
No I’m not suggesting anyone fed post or do anything legal. Please don’t do that. More banter with the staff we feel we know like family > Hey Chris, stoked for SmartCon NYC, gonna be epic linking up with the Chainlink senpai. Fingers crossed we snag that quiet alley chat post-panel on how your boss’s “oracle magic” turned our bags into confetti. Bring tissues, big guy.
your twitter posts aren't funny or interesting which is why they have no likes or retweets. you can quit anytime you want
> Hey Chris, SmartCon’s the perfect stage for the grand reveal.. gonna manifest you in the Javits Center freight elevator that drops straight to the DUMBs under Penn Station at 3:33 a.m. (you know, the one the Chainlink nodes ping as “offline” but still routes 33% of the price feeds). We’ll unpack how Sergey’s TEE black-box is just a rebranded NSA PRISM fork, how your “decentralized oracles” are actually fed by Palantir’s Gotham ledger, and why every LINK marine who FOMOd at $52 got their exit liquidity siphoned into a Cayman slush fund labeled “Weather Balloon R&D.”Bring the hard drive with the unredacted Chainlink whitepaper v0.666 that mentions the 13 blood-oath signers. I’ve got the Faraday cage, the iodine pills, and the aluminum-wrapped baseball bat engraved with the original Bitcoin genesis hash. The nodes are whispering your wallet seed in reverse base58, and the whales are circling. Tick-tock, oracle boy
>>61247589>he thinks I’m a brownGross
>>61247562Are you new here?That crazy guy has been posting threats for years. Talks tough online but he didn't show his face in Barcelona when he had his chance to confront the team
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>>61247562I mean to be fair it would be absolutely hilarious and completely justified if something happened like that
kek this idiot pussied out last time he talked big like that>uuh yeah s-see you at smartconbahahahahaha pussy nigga can't get it up
>>61247562He's not the hero this board wants, he's the hero this board deserves
>>61247595>Chainlink nodes ping as “offline” but still routes 33% of the price feeds). We’ll unpack how Sergey’s TEE black-box is just a rebranded NSA PRISM fork, how your “decentralized oracles” are actually fed by Palantir’s Gotham ledger, and why every LINK marine who FOMOd at $52 got their exit liquidity siphoned into a Cayman slush fund labeled “Weather Balloon R&Dguise I think he ain't bluffingwhat do you know?
