i'll make it on my own. without chainlink.
this new system is too fucking complicated for me man
Sirgay has gamified crypto
>>61248327I can feel myself becoming a fuddie in real time
>>61248386If we end up making it i really dont want to be called lucky
>>61248327We got a fucking battle pass before staking V1?
>>61248386according to the paid shills there is only 1 fudder on this board responsible for all the fud threadson a long enough timeline, everyone becomes a fudder after bagholding this piece of shit
>>61248327When can we unlock skins for our Chainlink cubes?
>performit better just let me allocate or else
HOLY FUCK SERGEY WILL DO ANYTHING BUT GIVE US WHAT WE'RE OWED
>>61248327why do i need to take quizzes???
>>61248674don't worry, you can't fail them. the point is to create an on-chain attestation that you know what the project does before you allocate. so when it goes to zero there is proof you understood what you were getting into
>>61248327think about how CLL sat in one big teams call to discuss what would be valuable to the chainlink community. they arrived to this battlepass like system at the end of the call. then spent time and resources over the following 2 weeks to build and ship this system.
>>61248744You say this like they didn't just get adopted by FTSE a few hours ago too
How do they not understand nobody gives a shit about BUILD rewards just open the fucking pool
>>61248674im not takin a fookin quizsergey treating us like school childrenfuck this shit im out
>>61248785they are most tone deaf team in the entire crypto space. they live in their own little echo chamber and fail to see the terrible optics of their horrendous decisions/communications
>>61248327Why does this have to be something that we have to actively participate in, just automate the process for stakers. Fuck Sergey for wasting my time with this battle pass autism
>>61248674you will solve the chainlink captcha and you will like it
>>61248785>nobody gives a shit about free money, just dilute the stakers wrong
>>61248806because they want the stakers to learn a bit about the build projects by letting them choose how to allocate. otherwise everyone would just instadump everything while barely even knowing the name of what they just dumped, which is not really a good outlook for other build projects waiting in line
>>61248806i mean, it could have pumped if we were meant to pump right?if chianlink shot up to 25 dollars we woudl have all thanked this bullish news.it could have pumped... its just not the time to pump now anon, the chart has already been made. we are just living long enough to see it play out
>>61248837>Me? Heh, I'd rather have a token on a trajectory to $0 so I can make 4.32% of $0 than a token already at $50+ but I have to give up 1-2% of my staking gains. 2% on $1000/token? NO THANK YOU!
>>61248858is this $1000 token in the room with us?
>>61248882It could be if there was any reason to buy it, don't you think?
>>61248386>I can feel myself becoming a fuddie in real timethe next step would be to start referring to yourself as a realist you shouldn't need to assign a nickname to yourself based on observing what is actually happening investing is not sportsball
>>61248882>is this $1000 token in the room with us?only in crypto is there a guy trying to shame people because they don't share his vision of an imminent 60x lmfao
shut up and take your gay quizzes, stinkies
>>61248785What the fuck do think all of these MASSIVE pre Smartcon announcement are leading up to? Are you retarded? Or am I just that much smarter than normies?
>>61249151this was the big announcement, retarda gay quiz show where you get more worthless build rewardsthats itenjoy lol
>>61249165Why would they blow their big announcement a day before their annual conference? That would be absolutely retarded event management.
>>61249151For when the link inevitably tanks afterward.
This is a straight up fuddie meltdown thread. I think this is a fantastic idea and can’t wait to allocate for my 9 (nine) Christmas airdrops thankyou VERY much Sergey :-)). Thread is full of bots, faggots, no linkers and (even worse) no stakers.
>>61249176>Why would they blow their big announcement a day before their annual conference? That would be absolutely retarded event management.they won't lol, Peter Atilla is coping
>>61248327got to collect them all
>>61249188Idk who that is but I just purchased $800 more Chainlink thank you Lord Jesus for this dip.
>>61248327To zero
>>61248327>complete quizzesWhat the fuck?
>>61249794get to work, stinkie
>>61248744>2 weeksthat is generous as fuck. you know damn well they spent like 10 million on 3 overpaid female project managers and teams for them in SF at least whose job was to brainstorm for the last 8 months and they came up with this
>>61248327https://youtu.be/cuTmyIOQIhw?si=HkE5L1wcqls_Mb9S
>the neetnode solves the CAPTCHA or it gets the hose again
>>61249794>complete quizzes -wtfi thought that until i read the blog. pretty clever way to get people to apportion their tokens in a way that isn't just random, or all stuck on one project (though some may decide to anyway). I'm really impressed with the way they've approached this, it's a really novel idea, which was always going to be tricky. i'm looking forward to the next season. wonder how far apart they'll space them
>>61250505A porn addict is about to call you a paid fish.
>>61248415>there's only onenah there's actually a whole groupchat of faggy brownoids that sit there spamming low iq fud all day while trying to work with chainlink "competitors" like redstoneadem is just their poster child, and its very funny making him throw tantrums on here
>>61248850>otherwise everyone would just instadump everythingWhy would I hold onto rewards i've been owed for years? > pretty clever way to get people to apportion their tokens in a way that isn't just random, or all stuck on one projectKnow what else could have prevented this? Allocating the rewards the way they told us they would years ago.
>>61250656Have you checked the price of your shitcoin? Lol. Also I wish I was part of this epic secret FUD group chat, sounds fun. Shitting on Linkies is always hilarious
>>61248327quizzesoh cool thats how they solved the oracle problem>what is the current price of ETH?
>>61250695>b-but current priceyeah i dont care, always just keep buying>i-i wish i was part of the epic group chatsubhumans like you are always shit at lyingeveryone knows you're another cuck from there who sits on here obsessed with other people's investments and posts about them for 8 hours a day lol
>>61250714you sound extremely butthurt. Next bullrun try not to be a shitcoiner baggie lol
>>61250747>t. 36 and financially unstable
>>61250747>gets cornered in a lie>w-well you're butthurtlmao, kys retard
>>61250759>>61250778Kek seething baggies, your tears are delicious
>>61250782>t. 36 and financially unstable
>>61250787>link baggie>calls other people financially unstableGHAGAHAHAHHAHAHHAHA also Adem lives rent free in your head, humiliating
>>61250782>>61250800>y-you're seethingprojectiondw though, only 7 hours left on your shift retard lmao
So they posted a huge staking update and didn't actually update staking? Isn't that weird? How long has this been live now?
>>61250800>t. 36 and financially unstable
Fucking hell the fuddies are so annoying, anyone got a tldr on what is actually going on here? Do we need to strat? Research these shitcoins?
>>61250834NO TALKING DURING THE QUIZ STINKIE THIS IS YOUR LAST WARNING
>>61250843>SHHHHHHHHHHHHH idGo for a walk fuddie
Kek I knew that the super exclusive steaking for OG wallets was just torture for 2017 neets that upset Sergay with fat memes. Now you are going to have to take quizzes and solve captchas to earn your 4% staking rewards kekaroo.
>>61248327Quiz 1.Question 1: If you're a stinky, will you make it? >Quiz 1. Answer Sheet: No, Sirgay has ensured you will NEVER make it
>>61250851im just disappointed is all.
>>61250888checked + kek'd
Most bearish link news since the time when we were informed they hired an army of stacy HR thots
>>61248674In many countries a quiz counts as work and allows an organization to pay you for the quiz. Like when you win a lottery in Canada, you are paid for answering the math question, not for winning the lottery.In this case you are doing work so that you can move cubes around and receive the latter's reward for doing the former.
>>61250588Lol yeh i've been accused of it several times in the last week or so. We should keep a score table, see who gets the most
>>61251521shut up fishfag
