/biz/ - It is the year 2050. You are finally set to retire - Business & Finance

Anonymous (ID: 9jzntSsu) Archived

11/03/25(Mon)12:10:36 No.61248792

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Anonymous (ID: 9jzntSsu) 11/03/25(Mon)12:10:36 No.61248792 Archived

It is the year 2050. You are finally set to retire. You go to pull out your 401K. It is now worth $10 million in fiat USD. You can finally buy a dream home and retire with this.

You go shopping around, but there’s a problem. The properties not listed in USD anymore - that’s weird. “Um sir, Mr Real Estate agent, I have $10 million USD. Liquid. Cash. What can I get?”

“Erm.. I’m sorry sir. It looks like that translates to about .1 BTC. You’ll need around .4 for a decent home in the area. Have you considered renting? You should be able to comfortably get a 1 bedroom apartment without having to worry too much about covering rent.”

>FUUUUU

Anonymous (ID: KNstoBQv)
11/03/25(Mon)12:15:14 No.61248826

Anonymous (ID: KNstoBQv) 11/03/25(Mon)12:15:14 No.61248826

Who is this beautiful woman?

Anonymous (ID: bBFSpiUw)
11/03/25(Mon)12:17:10 No.61248840

Anonymous (ID: bBFSpiUw) 11/03/25(Mon)12:17:10 No.61248840

>>61248826
Tech Fiona formerly known as Tech Shrek

Anonymous (ID: LaJu6b4W)
11/03/25(Mon)12:20:04 No.61248857

Anonymous (ID: LaJu6b4W) 11/03/25(Mon)12:20:04 No.61248857

>>61248826
>>61248840
She is a very sturdy looking girl

Anonymous (ID: G0gdz/ta)
11/03/25(Mon)12:21:48 No.61248864

Anonymous (ID: G0gdz/ta) 11/03/25(Mon)12:21:48 No.61248864

>>61248792
It is the year 2050.
You had the foresight to stash all your savings into a Bitcoin wallet knowing that fiat would not last long.
>HELLO MISTER REAL ESTATE AGENT
>HOW MUCH HOUSE FOR 1 BITCOIN?
"Uhh sorry sir, but Bitcoin is not a legal form of tender, we only accept USD"

Anonymous (ID: 15GWDLG0)
11/03/25(Mon)12:26:56 No.61248909

Anonymous (ID: 15GWDLG0) 11/03/25(Mon)12:26:56 No.61248909

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And other lies you can tell yourself.

Anonymous (ID: 7q/STVgv)
11/03/25(Mon)12:31:26 No.61248945

Anonymous (ID: 7q/STVgv) 11/03/25(Mon)12:31:26 No.61248945

>>61248864
More like "uhh sorry sir but what is a real estate agent? Buy houses? What are you talking about? I'm afraid I'll have to report you to BlackRock"

Anonymous (ID: NrRxJQ63)
11/03/25(Mon)12:32:49 No.61248951

Anonymous (ID: NrRxJQ63) 11/03/25(Mon)12:32:49 No.61248951

>>61248792
It costs you $0.00 to not be transphobic.

Anonymous (ID: vMkQpzwY)
11/03/25(Mon)12:34:56 No.61248967

Anonymous (ID: vMkQpzwY) 11/03/25(Mon)12:34:56 No.61248967

>>61248951
Expected ROI?

Anonymous (ID: 15GWDLG0)
11/03/25(Mon)12:38:31 No.61248991

Anonymous (ID: 15GWDLG0) 11/03/25(Mon)12:38:31 No.61248991

>>61248967
AIDS

Anonymous (ID: DGdcINDR)
11/03/25(Mon)12:52:59 No.61249075

Anonymous (ID: DGdcINDR) 11/03/25(Mon)12:52:59 No.61249075

>>61248951
It cost zero dollars to accept your birth gender. How much does hacking a meat wallet between your legs cost?

Anonymous (ID: bBFSpiUw)
11/03/25(Mon)14:40:07 No.61249722

Anonymous (ID: bBFSpiUw) 11/03/25(Mon)14:40:07 No.61249722

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It costs zero dollars to realize silver at "well into triple digits" doesn't even cover this decade's inflation let alone the last 45 years. It also costs zero dollars to jump from a highrise because YWNBW, faggot.

Anonymous (ID: YexYb7n/)
11/03/25(Mon)14:48:20 No.61249763

Anonymous (ID: YexYb7n/) 11/03/25(Mon)14:48:20 No.61249763

How is he still fat with ozempic out and every fat soccer mum getting compounded tirzepatide?