In this thread we shall roleplay as /biz/ posters in the 1800s
>>61249810ay nigga fuck yall tryna do in this madafaka ass hoe bix nood
>>61249810Gentlemen, perhaps I may take parlor in this gentle place for my weary soul needs rest from the chaotic streams of the daily ruminations of economy, lest i get mine heart under a spin
Im going to walk arpund dressed as the fucjing monopoly guy buy EOY checkem $LINK
>>61249840Did somebody leave their e-telegraph in the slave quarters or something?
>>61249851Good sir it sounds as if you need some cocaine! Tis the perfect stimulant for the weary mind, one may even say it is god's gift to the civilized working man!
Five Score and Seven Thousand United States Dollars rejecteth.
WHAT SAY YE FELLOW LINK MARINES? TIS A GLORIOUS DAY TO SPARK UP THE OLD STAKING MACHINE AND COUNT OUR CUBES BY THE FORTNIGHT.
>>61249810I have a deep contemplation as result of a most troubling spell that have overtake me, in my hour of pain and left me in great pallor. Indeed it is self destruction I seek in this hour of turmoil where the potential for a bountiful harvest seems nay.
>>61250028kek
>>61249810LET ME JUST DEPART OF THIS EARTHLY BODY FOR IT CAN BEAR THE LORDS SUFFERING NO LONGER AAAA
>>61249810if jackson had renewed the bank charter i'd be living out west with a tradwife rn. fuck that guy. voting for van buren in the next election.
Coinpence is having a case of the gout again.Verily, I shall need to procure a brush and some beeswax to make ends meet.
>>61249810tally ho old chum, what news from a far? pappy says tulips are the thing to buy would you like me to include you in my purchase of the aforementioned?
>>61249810I say, I've put my entire inheritance, just under five dollars, into a little start up called arm and hammer. They manufacture baking soda but for cleaning. How novel!
>>61249810What do you guys think of the Confederacy's chances? Is it a good time to invest in the slave trade?
I am joining the US expedition to korean for inferior sideways pussy, doth thou think is good idea?
>>61249810> He owneth not a conservative portfolio of leading canal building concerns at three times leverage
