>Ahem yes, thank you all for coming. I really believe our industry is headed towards a monumental shift in adoption and I say this every year so I'll say it again but this is going to be the year that we really see quadrillions start coming on chain.>*jugglers dance across stage, a clown farts*>We'd like to formally announce we'll be working with SWIFT, DoucheBank, JP Morgan on a new pilot entering phase 34 which we anticipate will go into live production soon in 2 more 2 more 2 more 2 more 2 more 2 more 2 more weeks. Probably.>*Midget drummers come out banging drums, fireworks explode, one of the midget's pants catches on fire*>We'd also like to say we are excited to be live, in production, today, with Groincoin, Salad Dressing DeFi, RWAbros real estate tokenization platform, and many other important DeFi participants.>Let's pull up a chart now>*Pulls up same slide of the "quadrillions" cubes he's been using for 8 years*>*Looks at his smartphone and accidentally casts it to the screen*>It's the LINK price chart, the price is crashing in real time, $14, $13, $12, $11, $10, $9...>Oh.>*Pulls up metamask, withdraws 39 million LINK from the company wallet and sells on Binance in real time*>Where was I?>*sees his phone cast*>Oh.>*changes to next slide*>Right, so that's why I think -- fundamentally -- we have a lot to be excited for going into this year. We also have chairs for sale, tshirts.>There's a new gumball machine -- I like to call it that anyway, it's not really a gumball machine but I've been calling it that -- where for stakers we're giving out tokens already devalued by 99%, and you can pick which one you want to get.. like you put in a quarter and get a little gumball out>Thank you>*Aliens land on stage, shoot lasers into the crowd, Ed Felten farts, Bill Gates donates all his money to Africa*
this guy worked harder on this post than chainlink Labs employees have worked at their jobs since they were hired
It's fucking over isn't it? I understand this is low effort ragebait but what the actual fuck could legitimately pump this piece of shit? Even if we get good news the best we can hope for is a RECOVERY now.
Vaxxed and ready to mingle at SmartCon25 whos with me?
>>61251421holy based safety first bro you DO NOT want to catch COVID 19. My favorite based conspiracy podcasters said COVID 19 is a BIOWEAPON engineered by elites :O I definitely topped up my vaccine status to COMPLETELY BOOSTED
Chainlinkgod aka based zach is gonna say NIGGER live on stage!
>>61251391If they announced they had sold enough so were stopping token sales for a couple of years. Released full staking and announced some actual, live, production use. I think that would cause a pump, probably to mid 20s again.As for more I think you'd need some hard, fast QE by the fed to give normies some money, which I don't think we're going to get. I increasingly think the cycle is finished.
>>61251421nah hells yeah pal be seeing you out there on the dancefloor. registered my vaccine passport two weeks ago so there should be no problems during my NYC commute>>61251432unbelievably based fren stay safe stay protected I would be either at home or protesting BLM but SmartCon takes priority. Those peaceful fires can wait a few days imho
>>61251388Checked, I just miss the fun days. We had fun once, remember?>>61251391It's not ragebait, anon. I just want us to laugh again. I know price action has sucked major dicks but we're here so we might as well try to enjoy ourselves.>>61251421>>61251432>Quadruple gigavaxxed triple masked chad reporting for duty, sirs>>61251435I heard he'll be in blackface and fish is going to do fishy face kisses on his penis live as an interpretive art performance>>61251438bro it's very unlikely we get news out of this that pumps the token. I don't think smartcon has ever resulted in a true sustained pump, has it?My only real hope is economic conditions sort out (gov shutdown, CLARITY, rates, etc.) and job market doesn't get way worse, and CLL keeps plugging away. Eventually people have to notice it's one of legit the crypto with the most momentum right now by a long shot. It is currently having its early ETH breakout. Took a while to get here but adoption is going hockey stick mode right now.
>>61251421I'm vaxxed but I'm staying home. Will. watch Smartcon live on Youtube. Hope based CLG says nigger like he has promised for all these years.>>61251435Say nigger live prediction market when?
It's so based Chainlink has decided to hold this conference on the day of Mamdani's impending election victory. Can't wait to celebrate with y'all!
>>61251367Thoroughly kek'd, good job OP. Fuck that fat russian scammer.Oh, and fuck that child killing supporter Tom Zschach.
>>61251367Kek, If linkies could read, they'd be really upset about this
>>61251468I agree I doubt smartcon will have anything. But relying on the macro almost certainly means bear market inbound then we'll see in 2 years time.QE takes a while to filter down, we need normies with jobs and spare money to take interest in crypto again. With everything screaming major recession any day now if not already happening, end of the 4 year cycle and alts as they currently are - we are in for a brutal fucking bear. I honestly could see sub dollar link again on that account alone. It was $7 a couple of weeks ago with BTC at $110k.What I need is a phenomenal smartcon, BTC to get a final leg and wider crypto to get one token pump. If link can crawl to $30 under that I can sell out for now.
>>61251468if you're in the mood to reminisce, bro, check out the old toastertecc fireside chat vidshttps://www.twitch.tv/toastertecc/clips?range=alltake me back to those times....
