>Another dip>he didnt buy
>>61255542i'd fix her oil in a jiffy, if you catch my drift
>>61255628Can't say that I do. Can you please elaborate?
>>61255628I’d change the fluid in that tranny
>>61255669The video in question depicts actress Sydney Sweeney (née Sydney Bernice Sweeney, DOB 1997-09-12) performing routine maintenance on an internal-combustion automobile, specifically manipulating a 17 mm oil-drain plug with a torque value of approximately 30 Nm. The utterance “I’d fix her oil in a jiffy, if you catch my drift” constitutes a deliberate Category-2 double entendre: (a) the surface register references Jiffy Lube International, Inc. (a Shell Oil subsidiary, trademark reg. 1,489,123, est. 1979), which guarantees a complete oil-change cycle in ≤10 minutes using SAE 5W-30 full-synthetic lubricant; (b) the subtext maps “oil” to seminal fluid and “fix” to coital ejaculation, implying the speaker would achieve orgasmic release within the same 10-minute service window—thus collapsing automotive quick-lube branding into a single, lubriciously efficient sexual boast.
>>61255542I'd tear her down and leave her dripping on the shop floor. If you understand the parlance of my profession, faggots.
>>61255709I'm not following can you just spit it out and tell us
>>61255671we've reached the terminal stage of "that's a man" posting
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>>61255709Ok sheldon.>>61255846kek
You can tell it's a LARP and the man is doing all the work because her hair isn't even tied up properly
>>61255709Oh OK Same.
>>61255542This is the only time I've found her attractive.
