I discovered i will be a dad in 8 months from now on and I have zero money in my bank account. What can I do to be financially good in 8 months, without joining a drug cartel or wagecucking?
>>61257623gay for pay
>>61257623>can’t suck it up and get a job despite being brokeYou’re going to be a deadbeat dad. Poor kid (npi).
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>>61257639This. Use a juju shaman to give your woman a miscarriage. Don't make that kid suffer.
Age and where do you live currently?
>>6125766820, western Europe
>>61257631Im not that pretty nigga
Just get off the internet and wagecuck FFS it's not that hard. That little baby, your wife, and your legacy depend on you. Don't be a lazy tard. Also I give women shit because most women are useless losers who get free shit and privilege but never uphold their end of the bargain. But the few women these days who actually go through motherhood are still saints who work harder and put their body through more than any wageslave, so god bless her. Making some money is the absolute least a good dad should do.
>>61257699Join the military you will be paid to be doing nothing, 0 risk of being sent anywhere unless you're British, and given free everything to boot
>>61257623It's not murder if it hasn't been born yet. Plus, the baby will be black, so you're doing the right thing.
>>61257790>wagecuckI cant. I cant accept being a slave>That little baby, your wife, and your legacy depend on you.What legacy nigga? No one gives a shit about me now, this won't change. Also she isn't my wife
>>61257909Your baby will give more of a shit about you than you could possibly imagine when he’s 2 years old and beyond (if you aren’t a piece of shit). I have three kids and they all adore me and it’s the best thing I ever did I love them so much it’s unreal.
>>61257796I fuckin hate military fags
>>61257623>/biz/raeli>having kidsCongratulations anon, if this isn't a bait thread I am happy for you, this is the last place I expected someone to have a kid. Sadly, the only way up in this economy is wagecucking hard or starting your own business becoming a handyman.
>>61257930I will be a good dad just poor
>>61257942>Congratulations anonThxUnfortunately i can't wagecuck and dont have any useful skill to be handyman or start physical business. I was thinking online business but still.
>>61257989How about working in advertising? I've heard that there are people who manage social media accounts and post memes to popularize brands. All you need is a certification and you're ready to go. I've heard they don't pay too badly.
>>61257909>>61257699what a fucking bum, I didn't know even Western Euros could be trailer trash
>>61257960Ok. That’s fine I guess. It’s not super easy and the first year the kid is pretty much just a huge pain in the ass. It gets lot better though. First 3 months is rough.
>>61257623SELL YO BOOTYHOLE NIGGA!!!!!
>>61257623run away and I am not joking. literally run away.
>>61258050Lol, if you go a lot places outside the cities/suburbs you get gdp per capita half of let's say poor white trash US states and shittier metrics all around
>>61258093this, fuck the tradfags and christcucks. Change your name and leave the country. just get GTFO. it isn't going to get any better if you stay.
>>61257623Just sell the kid
>>61258049This sounds interesting i will see
>>61258075Ok thank you for the words
>>61258093I cant do that at the moment
Get a fucking job you bum how about that
Should've disregarded the chuddies and stuck to ladyboys. now you pay the price>inb4 AIDSJust take PrEP and soon it'll be in a long-term inject-able form as well
>>61258287Nah nigga i dont wanna be a slave
>>61257623Is an abortion not an option here? It's still early
>>61258201yes you can you just dotn want to
>>61258430No she doesn't want it because she has a health problem with her uterus that make abortion risky as fuck
Oil rig kek
>>61258516I cannot live in shame with myself of having done that
>>61258726we will see about the shame once you realize you are going to be broke for the next 20 years lol
>>61257623Start making money and save those 8 months of wageBe nicer with your parents to receive help
>>61257623you’re fucked and your kid is going to be fuckedjudging from the responses you already gave it might actually be better for the kid if you just left. Better that then you staying around making things harder with your complete lack of contribution
>>61257623Sorry, you get rich first, not the other way around.You wont' have any chance of making it until your son is 18, and these days sons don't move out until they are 25-30 unless you want him to be a rent slave for the rest of his life anyway.Kek.
>>61257623ETFs and index funds on defense companies.
>>61259014With what? His 200 euros from waging, he wont' even have that after paying for all the kid shit & this stupid women he banged up (probally going to want child support when she dumps your broke ass) It's over, he made the single biggest mistake. He will join the rest of the Mum/Dads at parents evening broke as fuck seething/malding.CHUDS BTFO AGAIN
>>61257623Proof she married for love. Congrats anon!
>>61259060Sexhavers have it worse than incels nowadays :skullemoji:
>>61257623You better come up with something because once these 8 months run out, your life will never be the same, and you will flip burgers at McDonalds because your baby can't "starve for a few days" like you can.
>>61259125Just dont' get his prego is it so hard. Anyway, I have 7 figs I have good reason to be extremely careful, I dont want to fuck my life for dumb ass roasties after I cum in them
>>61257960A poor dad can be a good dad if he’s poor despite trying to make it. If you’re poor because you have some perceived sense of pride or entitlement, you’re just a loser dad.
>>61257623No one wants to wage cuck but we put up with it to take care of our kids
>>61259214Thank you for your service, your sacriface has let me retire before I'm even 30.Thank you. Now I can also have Kids (and actually be with them) :)
>>61259319You’re going to want to get a job just have time away from your kids
>>61258721Unironically how can I get a job on one ASAP? I don't give a fuck about dying.
I'm with the slave-drivers on this one. This kid is a faggot and will eventually be murdered by his own son.
