maximum grease saturation of human hair holy shit what the fuck
Optimal "pin the weasel" avoidance strategy.
>>61312783>avoidance
Semitism
based on the photo, she researched the best 3rd world citys to live in.
I just coomed.
>>61312805Isn't that HK?
>>61312820looks like somewhere in south america to me
can we cool it with anti semitism please?
>>61312768Alameda dumbass.
>>61312783This. Normies can’t understand the thrill of pinning the weasel. Night spent chasing an over amphetamined Caroline around the bean bag forts. Her squealing and gibbering, pouring sweat and on the verge of seizing. Your friends build up an intoxicating, delerious state with Talmudic chantings at the sidelines, hitting the Caroline-toy with brooms if she tries to escape. Sam would be giggling and laughing as the waves of methamphetamine pleasure seem to harmonize with the droning herbrew verses. He runs through the bean bag maze fat and portly, with his viagra powered penis a driving rod for the weasel. Sweat gushing down his face around his unfocused eyes he laughs and chortles until he gasps “Found you!” . The Mathweasel screeches defensively but Wankman Bankman is upon her in seconds. His penis thrusting blindly into her flank, leg, stomach and ribs unconcerned about anything but the motion. Eventually serendipity finds her mouth and the Cocktube Rodent is placated, suckling contently on Bankman’s dehydrated dick.
>>61312783Scurrying between bean bags would seem safe to her but Sam could always follow her slug trail of techbro semen to know where she was.
>>61312963>>61313063>Bean bags
>>61312768SBF was cited as saying that they added "Research" to the company's name just because it sounds more respectable.
