dinner edition>Mental Healthhttps://findahelpline.com/>Jobs when it inevitably collapseshttps://jobs.mcdonalds.com/>Educational sites:https://www.investopedia.comhttps://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain>Financial TV Streams:https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.htmlhttps://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/>Charts:https://www.tradingview.comhttps://www.finscreener.comhttps://www.portfoliovisualizer.com>Screeners: so you feel like in the movieshttps://finviz.com/https://etfdb.com/>Gambling:https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.comhttps://optionstrat.com/https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices>Pre-Market and Live data:https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futureshttps://finance.yahoo.com/>Calendarshttps://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendarhttps://www.earningswhispers.com/calendarhttps://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.htmlhttps://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits>Boomer Investing 101: so zoomers with meme stocks can outperform youhttps://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_startedhttps://www.sec.gov/search-filings>Misc smg:https://www.financialjuice.com/homehttps://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickershttps://market24hclock.com/https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculatorhttps://brokerchooser.com/https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-ratesPreviously on /smg/>>61314150
first for America
first for idk
>earnings
>macro
Ooooooooo
Market summary>Wall Street traders bracing for a wave of economic releases following the end of the US shutdown drove stocks lower and bond yields higher, raising concerns about whether the data will be sufficient to clear the way for a Federal
UVXY AND VIX CHUDS STAY WINNING
https://x.com/shanaka86/status/1988877631551418399?s=20
>he didn't rotate into defensive sectors at the top
Fundamentals don't matter until they do
BYND BAGGIES LMAOOOOOQQQ/SPY DIP SLURPERS LMAOOOOOOO
This is getting scary
>>61315323Bobina, how's the steak?
IT'S GOING DOWN
Any cause for this new slam?
Im holding 3000 SQQQs and I dont think ill be selling them for a while
>>61315487Rotate!
IF THE GOVT WONT RELEASE ECONOMIC DATA, BIG MONEY IS GOING TO REMOVE MONEY FROM STOCKS AND PUT IT ELSEWHERE, SIMPLE!THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER!
>>61315425>success is when you liquidate your fund and start "two more weeks" posting on twitter
Where's the plunge protection team?? Sell some bonds or something. I AM BEING HEEMED.
Is anyone here as big of a cuckold to steam? I already own 2 decks and am about to buy one of each
>>61315482this except it's actually a generational selling opportunity
chat, what the h*ll is going on?!?
>>61315323Sage that shit lever up and but Bitcoin and ethereum
>>61315508PLUNGE PROTECTION TEAM GOT FURLOUGHED ITS OVER>>61315514I DONT EVEN PLAY VIDEO GAMES BY THE TIME IM DONE TRADING AND DOING MY DAY JOB I DONT WANNA DO SHIT BUT VEG OUT ON THE COUCH AND WATCH THE LATEST DOOMPILLED YOUTUBE DAILY VIDS
I don't know bros, I'll just keep buying the dip.Everything it's bullish right now.
Altcoin massacre.
>107% tariffs on fucking Italian pastaShelves will be empty in America just like the USSR kek
11/25https://x.com/burrytracker/status/1989006579127984486?s=20
Genuinely the only thing that can save this is a taco tweet Get rid of the faggot tariffs you fucking nigger
dip buyers doesn't have the cards
>>61315514>smaller than PS5 or Xbox>still more powerful and has 100x as many gamesWhat are Sony and Microsoft doing
>>61315546that video radicalized more young men than /pol/ has since its inception
>>61315538Did he tweet again?
>what's the worst that could happen if we stop making pennies?AAHHHHHHH
wtf is going on
>>61315546LOSING
I wont be happy until the SPY goes down 25% from here
>>61315447it was not the top. and what you feel today right now is going to change. stop letting your pride and rage control you. in a week's time you will still be alone, and the nasdaq will be higher and schd lower. you can take that to the bank. i'll still love you, i'll be winning in markets again, and everything else i told you today is going to come true with time. i'm not going to gloat over it though. i'm going to keep my hand outstretched and my heart open to you. you're going to need that more than the winner's podium you seem to be expecting.
>>61315538You realize if the debt keeps going up the US and the whole global economy is bound to collapse within like 20 years max right? We can't afford the interest on that growing debt for long. Even the Biden admin admitted we needed tariff income to function.
What's your favourite oil stock, /smg/?
>>61315556Real economy
>>61315535pasta is literally flour, eggs and water, why do stupid fucking mutt retards import pasta from Italy
Zoomer slurpers getting heemed feels good, unfortunately I still think this isn't the one just yet.But either way, I WILL see them cry and ask "why" when we will be at -60%
How many times did we warn you. How many times did you laugh off the fundamentals.It was inevitable.
>>61315566DEBT ISNT REAL. MONEY ISNT REALASSETS HOWEVER ARE REALUSE THIS INFORMATION AS YOU MAY
Im down like 20% of my entire portfolio this week.At this point Im just going to hold and be a baggy. Might just stop looking at my stock account altogether and put all my paychecks from here on in my high yield savings.
Nobody has said buy the dip for like 100 posts. Hehe
Hello everyone. I've held cash since the beginning of 2025. I held cash during the April crash. It's been painful FOMO to watch the market go up and up while sitting on cash, to the point where two weeks ago I had an almost irresitible urge to get back in the market.I opened my brokerage several times, almost bought. Then I remembered that since I put my intention out in the universe to buy, that we were most certainly near the top and that I would most certainly lose money.The Bogs are always watching, even from beyond the grave. But I've grown older and wiser. I decided not to invest because I felt the psychic resonance of millions of irresistable buy urges weighing heavily on the noosphere - it was clearly affecting even me.Sure enough, my psychic guerilla tactics in the astral plane has borne fruit. I've avoided the impending crash. I'll see you all on the other side.
>>61315572its a luxury product, we have plenty of pasta at home. This is why tariffs are not affecting US consumers spending habits, they are merely encouraging US production. Just like reddit swore wouldn't happen.
>>61315572YOU DONT REALIZE HOW HELPLESS A LOT OF AMERICANS ARE>>61315579IT WAS INEVITABLE.... TO RETURN TO LEVELS NOT SEEN SINCE.... LAST MONTH
You're baiting, aren't you
HODL the line SOXL marines!!`
>>61315598I am so ruined
The trampoline resistance is in place
>>61315567I know XOM is obvious and uninspired and won't 100x, but doesn't it seem solid at these prices?
dude what the fuck even happened??? nasdaq down over two fucking percent on literally nothing??? Genuinely why the fuck did the bottom fall out on a random fucking thursday
I think we found stability here, bottom is in for the day
Damn, in that case, I better buy.
>>61315622I think they're actually upset they didn't get the fake gov numbers
>>61315622They rug pulled the cpi data you idiot
>>61315536Burry you glorious son of a cunt if you didn’t sell your personal shorts as we take all this to 0 I will go all in your new fund!
If Nvidia earnings aren't amazing I'm selling everything before it all collapses
>>61315622its falling on orange man being a crook and the "lost" job market data
>>61315611checked and also noticedif it breaks this support line idk what the rest of the day holds
>>61315622THE SAME REASON IT GOES UP FOR NOTHING IN THE PREVIOUS DAYS RETARD
>>61315623local top signalSPX -2.5% EOD
>>61315622The government is clearly hiding evidence of a recession (we’ve been in a real recession for awhile anyway)
>>61315644Amazing NVDA earnings are priced in already retard
>>61315644Would it not be more prudent to sell. Wait for the earning news. Then buy on the up?
It's actually bizarre that finance media is saying shit like "stock down after government shutdown ends". We already fucking dumped when the shutdown started. I fucking hate people.>>61315641Where? Nothing even came out
Im gonna bust
>>61315622Sell the news (Gov reopening). Just buy the dip, enjoy the sales, whatever.
I seriously hope you guys weren't holding DIS.
>>61315644>HE THINKS HES GOING TO HAVE TIME TO WAIT FOR NVDA EARNINGSBUDDY, YOU COULDA DONE IT A LONG TIME AGOTODAY WAS AN EARNINGS SIZED MOVE
I don’t think im gmi
>>61315622Barron ate the CPI paper it’s confirmed over
>>61315677HOLDING DIS NUTS
>>61315644Unironically they're gonna miss but give an outstanding prospect on 1Q '26, so it's gonna PUMP to +200.>pic related
>>61315669>Nothing even came outExactly they rugged it
is 25 young enough to bother to start investing? I swear everyone is a millionaire by 16 in 2025
>>61315661im watching if the support hold on the 1m but we're about to retest and if we hammer down you will be right
>>61315666Worried it might pump right after earnings even though it usually dumps, it's exactly what happened last time I tried it
Should be interesting to see what Gold and Silver do overnight.
>>61315663>>61315645You got the burger index, you unappreciative ingrates.
>>61315692THERES NOTHING TO INVEST IN ANYMOREITS OVERTHE BOOMERS ROBBED YOU OF THE FUTUREINVEST IN PUTS TO HELP MAKE IT HURT LESS
>>61315691dude no data has come out for over a month. That's not a reason to shit the bed across all sectors in unison.
>>61315679You're in the right place, Anon.
>>61315692I'm like half 70 and poor as shit and starting investing the month before liberation day lmfao.
So, SURELY we'll get a pumping Nvidia partnership announcement with some shoes company that will be given Nvidia money so they can buy GPUs and put them in their storehouse or something.No?
Sold my gdxj calls at the peak this am. Looks like I'll get a good entry for my next 90 day long.
Either I sell and be unhappy, hold and watch my money deteriorate, or watch it moon and be pissed I didn’t go all in.It’s over
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VIX rising. Good. Good.
>>61315656It went up because rates were cut?It went up because China successfully tard wrangled trump and managed to de-escalate?It went up because a bunch of trillion dollar companies reported some of the best earnings in history?It went up because the shutdown ended?News have been almost entirely positive recently.Companies that reported 50% YoY growth are being rewarded with 20-30% drops.What the fuck are you talking about when you say "on nothing"?
>>61315622>down two percent>bottom falling outFirst, I hate you.Second, fuck you.Third, I hope you lose everything.
>>61315735RATES WERE CUT ON MONDAY OR TUESDAY WHY MARKET UP SO BIG ON THOSE DAYS
>>61315672>middle age stephen hawking looking trucel is no doubt a reliable numbers autist
>>61315735>Companies that reported 50% YoY growth are being rewarded with 20-30% drops.Yeah that's good to have 9000% YoY growth.It's also good for me to get 9000% increase in salary.As long as I don't burn that salary into a pit hole.
>>61315730kek
it’s been 24 hours where’s the trump tweets???!!
I LOVE WHEN RETARDS COPE WITH OLD NEWS WHEN THEIR GAINS ARE DISAPPEARING LMAOOOOOO
>>61315699Yes. They're down significantly for the day, just like stocks and bonds. But maybe that's just because people are selling whatever's lying around to get cash this afternoon? Look past this afternoon and maybe people want more precious metals. I don't know.
You need fucking cold fusion to be able to run these fucking datacenters at the current rate of growth. This is the highest Nvidia will ever be. SELL EVERYTHING NOW!!!
Tesla being under $400 right now is crazy work
You always gonna need to move shit in pipes.
>>61315505More or less this. They are under no actual obligation to buy Mongo Don's pumped up bullshit and they are getting tired of his face.
Remember kids, sometimes stocks go down
>>61315734Based psychopath.
I'm +48 you all should pick better stocks
>>61315778ITS ALL A SCAM SELL EVERYTHING AND BUY USED CARSTHERES A PLOT RIGHT NOW BY THE RICH TO BUY AND SCRAP ALL USED CARS SO POORS CANT HAVE CHEAP TRANSPORTATION ANYMORE
DOORDASH SAVE US
Is there anyone still here from the threads 10 years ago, and are you still holding the eternal AMD?
>>61315797+0.48% I shouldn't type while taking a shit.
>signal long>go long>spy does 180 and dumps>signal short>go short>spy does 180 again and pumpsI hate this shitass market so much.
uh ohresistance is broken
I made 300 usd from my hood short today I'm very proud
I'm embarrassed at how stupid most of you guys are.Not even memeing, are you all like early 20s?
Did Burry finally give us the golden bear run?
>>61315808ILL MAKE THIS EASY FOR YOUJANUARY 2026650 PUTS ON SHIT AND POOPBUY THEM NOW AND IGNORE THE MARKET UNTIL THE DUMPENING ENJOY YOUR FIRST EVER SWING TRADE THAT ACTUALLY WORKEDCOME BACK AND THANK ME
>>61315785POV: You're a deranged tranny about to miss a shot at point blank range then get turned into swiss cheese by Elon's bodyguards.
I already warned you guys, so why is everyone surprised?
>bobos capitulate after months of pump>dumpsNow we have to wait for the mumus to give up then go all in
>>61315816Uh, Burry closed his hedge fund this morning sweetie. Turns out he's a grifter and not Warren Buffet.
>>61315814Worse, they are 20yo jeets.
CPI has been garbage over and over and we pumped, dont try to bullshit me that it suddenly means something now
>>61315814LEAVE ANYTIME AND RETURN TO REDDIT, YOUR HOME
>>61315538>the only thing that can save this is a taco tweetHe already did taco out of everything, china tariffs already gone. No cards left. What could be a surprising good news?
>>61315534Huh. Is that just "get away from Bitcoin"? US dollar weakness?
lol I guess RGTI finally dumped
Silver rugpulled right now. Wtf????
>>61314847I can only trade volatility one way.>that designJanosik?>>61315113Is there at least pump to near the peak along the way? I just need to doomp my holdings at a good price so I can go 100% cash.>>61315324I screwed up not selling at 44/45>>61315526>BY THE TIME IM DONE TRADING AND DOING MY DAY JOB I DONT WANNA DO SHIT BUT VEG OUT ON THE COUCH AND WATCH THE LATEST DOOMPILLED YOUTUBE DAILY VIDSThis is why I need to get rich. The wagecage is too exhausting and does not let me enjoy my life enitrely. Just knowing I have to get in that cage over and over is exhausting.
>>61315835That's what happens. It goes down after the last bobo capitulates retard
>>61315835I TOLD YOU RETARDS LAST WEEK BURRY WASNT STILL IN SHORTSHE MADE ONE LAST DECENT TRADE THEN CLOSED UP SHOP SO HE CAN FOCUS ON HIS OWN MONEY AND TRADING DURING THE CRASH
>>61315846>RGTI up 154% over the past six months
>>61315563Henlo Jesus, what stonks are in your portfolio?
>>61315864Yes but I really don't care how much it is up over the last six months.
>>61315864NOT FOR LONG
>>61315864At this rate it's going to look like one of those stocks that pumped massively for a bit before crashing and crabbing forever
close the government again
>>61315838Never have I posted on reddit.You should be ashamed of your stupidity.
>>61315873intc googl wkey snap btbt ibm are my significant holdings
Yup, pipes and fags is recession proof.
I don't wanna knowIf you're playin' me, keep it on the low'Cause my heart can't take it anymoreAnd if you're creepin', please don't let it show
DOUBLE BOTTOM IS IN ITS SLURPING TIME
>>61315891Thank you father. What will you be rotating into next?
Thoughts on American exceptionalism?
>>61315567I always liked CVX well-mannered CEO Mike Wirth.>In response to CNBC host Jim Cramer asking if Chevron had considered calls to invest in alternative energy, Wirth responded that Chevron would rather the money “go back to our shareholders and let them plant trees, go invest in a wind and solar developer and have the right to do that with a growing dividend that comes out of our company.”
Alright c ool I see that this is going to be a shitty year since it's already been a shitty week, things were pretty cool up until october but I guess it's cooked. Santa rally? Idk. Anyway I paid my car insurance early with my new credit card. No interest until September 2027 so I have two years to either have the market stop shitting itself or kill myself.
>>61315804DASH is now red.
>>61315330Death to AmericaBomb AmericaBomb the federal reserveKill politiciansKill CEOsShoot Joe BidenShoot Jerome PowellShoot Donald TrumpEND CAPITALISMFREE THE PEOPLE
>>61315914SAY IT LOUDER KING!!!!!
>>61315622Well despite me trading bullishly Ive known for months the pumping is bullshit. But you wont accept that as an answer because line always go up right? Priced in right? Forward looking right? Anymore deceptions you want to cling to?
>>61315896i just exited the SQQQ position but im not moving into TQQQ until we break this local resistance
>>61315900if i were taking profits now i'd be buying btx, abnb
>>61315837Exactly. I always laugh at these retards who are like "ackshually, everything is overvalued sweaty". Yeah of course, it's been overvalued for years, and that never stopped the market from gigapumping in the past. Then when the market inevitably pumps tomorrow or Monday, those same people will have some bullshit explanation for why it's pumping. They just have to retroactively justify everything that the jews decide to do with the market on a given day.
>catching falling daggers KEEP SLURPING IT HAS TO TURN AROUND ITS THE LAW
>>61315903Biden let in millions of Catholic migrants, Nick Fuentes wants a Catholic theocracy. American demographics now mirror Colombia. Just another Western Hemisphere religious shithole.
>>61315566>Even the Biden admin admitted we needed tariff income to function.Delusional. Nobody in the 21st century except for Trump has argued that tariffs were necessary for revenue. National Security and Economic Protectionism, certainly, but not revenue. If he actually gave a fuck about the deficit he wouldn't have continued all those tax breaks from his first term.
All timeframes are terrible algo slop at the moment. NQ from 10 seconds up to weekly bars are just absolute sideways cancer chop. The market does not want to go up no more.
HERE IT COMES BRACE YOUR BAGS AND YOUR SELL BUTTON READY
holy shit, you guys still believe in le national debt collapse and that the us needs "revenue"?not understanding macro economics this hard in 2025 is embarrassing
hello index bros, im SCARED. BUT CHUDDA WHAT IF
>>61315954WHEN THE DIP CAN NO LONGER BE SLURPED THE BEAR MARKET BEGINS
>>61315888>chillions must guy
>>61315935>>61315966>WE CAN KEEP PASSING MONOPOLY MONEY AROUND IN A PONZI SCHEME FOREVER WE'RE NEVER GOING DOWN AND WE'RE NEVER GONNA DIE WOOOHOOOOOOO
I'm bent over, my ass is spread, I'm not selling. Just fuck me and lets get it over.
>>61315949I accept your concession.
>>61315992ITS NOT GONNA BE QUICK THIS TIMEITS GOING TO BE DAYS OF SLOW BLEED FROM YOUR ASSSSSSS
If i sell now and trigger the V recovery, will you guys be grateful or forget about me?
>>61315644Unless you can sell the picosecond the numbers come out youre going to be down by another large amount instantly since algos are allowed to trade >>61315672Kek. He means a blow off top right? That hard pump to $50 on SOXL was probably the blow off top and this guy is late again. >>61315896You can do that by yourself. No more slurps from me. I just need a large enough pump to sell these bags for as low of a loss as possible prefarably a tiny profit.
>>61315984okay, can you at least explain how they keep getting away with this for the last 50 years then? Or is the collapse due in two weeks?
zoomers lostchuds losttechtrannys lostcryptofaggots lostTrump lostrussia lost/smg/ lost
Whateverfuck you allI'm hiding the folio and going to play some Uma MusumeThis shit can go to zero idgaf
>>61315996>no mention of revenuemy point stands
>>61316005I'll remember you. I always remember rekt sellers
>>61316005I'll name my anal scar after you once its healed
>>61315734CNNs fear & greed indicator can move to extreme fear level soon. The three remaining parameters that keep it in less extreme territory, all are moving in the right direction, one of them is VIX.
>>61315966>n-nooo you see we can just PRINT MOREYou stupid motherfuckers are overdue for a reality check. Even with an infinity digits in your excel spreadsheet you still need inputs in the form of people who have disposable income to have an economy.
>5 figure hellcome onI can go over the edge with contributions from my Christmas bonus but I want it to happen organically so I can celebrate
Peice of shit of the day award goes to TESLA. Honorable mention to palantir
>>61315984This, but unironically.
>>61316010because the people who run our world are playing the monopoly game tooyou will never win anon, you will never beat them, just ride their coattails for as long as you can and get off before they make their big power moves
were all in the same shit at the moment lost over 650k in a month almost impossible to feel positive right now... stay strong everyone and good luck managing these f up times
>>61316036excellent post.
>>61316033SOXL, then TSLA, and 3rd PLTR
Damn, if only SPY went to -2%
>>61316019That indicator is rigged bullshit. It goes to extreme fear on nothing, but never goes to extreme greed. It's fake and meant to influence the market.
BOTTOM IS IN THIS IS NOT A DRILLSLURRRRP NOOWWWWWW
> he didn't trade the 1 minute VWAPyou could have prevented this
>>61316013Traders going to autismo withdrawal and hiding the numbers is unironically a temporary bottom signal.
we just broke local resistanceretest inbound
We are SNACK
>>61316043Even with this dump you zoom out 5 days and we're still up 1%1mo and it's 2%This is just how it goes.''''dumps''' 1.5%then gains 1% every day for a week, repeating this cycle forever.Stocks never go down.
>>61316054I DID, WHAT NOW
>>61315846Finally?>>61315864Holy shit are you that one anon's dad?
oh god it's actually going all the way down to 0 isn't it
>>61316080TAKE A PROFIT BEFORE IT GOES REDI CANT TELL YOU WHEN THAT IS GOOD LUCCCCCCKKKKK
Some stocks are doing fine today. Go to the dark side, invest in addiction.
>>61316005>>61316015>>61316016I did the job.
>>61316005Nah it was me. I sold my spy 672 call for $1 and then it pump and its worth $1.90 right now. After all that selling my apple calls are still green though
>>61316091WHAT IS THAT, A DR. PEPPER MACHINE
>>61316024you know that people have more disposable income than ever mainly thanks to the monetary policy of the US?the ever rising indexes and the very existence of crypto space and countless shit and piss token coins™ on blockchains with zero "real" value with huge market caps is the proof of it
>>61316050It is based on data in a straightforward way, and can't really be manipulated, but it's backward looking so it will never tell you what to do. It's just a fun way of summarizing the information you would get when looking at a S&P chart directly.
>>61316083If by it you mean SQQQ then yes.
I don’t open up my folio if I know it’s deep in the red.Right now I’m on an extra dose of hopium the analysts have given me that Nov and Dec are always bvll territory
Market has bottomed out btw, go all in for power hour and exit
>>61316102Obviously. Are there other brown liquids?
>>61316126just saw the same thingretest success and bounce up, we recover til EOD or its the gayest fakeout ive seen in months
>>61316126I DUNNO DUDE THE MARKET HAS CRAPPED ITS LITERAL PANTS EVERY TIME ITS TRIED TO GO UP TODAY I WOULDNT DO THAT
>>61313793i remember this post
BTW I CALLED THE BOTTOM FIRST FAKEASS FAGGOT >>61316054 IMAGINE COMING IN AFTER CALLING THE BOTTOM LMAOOOOO
>>61316126Never go all in.
>>61316121Yes, wealth is distributed equally it's not just a small fraction of the population that's flush with cash working in symphony with a coalition of destitute retards yeeting their one shot into the lottery tornado. I am also retarded.
That little pump made me euphoric but it halted and I am fearful again.Anyone else know this feel?
>>61315797I was up 70% until the last few weeks, now I'm only up 45%I WANT MY MONEY BACK
Bull trap incoming
>>61316168YOU HAVE TO GAMBLE TO SURVIVE IN TODAYS WORLDNOT EVERYONE WILL BE ALLOWED TO EXIST IN THE FUTURE, ECNONOMICALLY SPEAKINGYOU HAVE TO GAMBLE YOUR WAY TO MAKING IT OR GO BROKE, THERES NO POINT LIVING IN BETWEENALL IN 0DTE CALLS DO IT NOWWWWWWW
>>61315842No he needs to come out and say tariffs canceled, sorry for being a fat orange retarded nigger The markets simply have not recovered since 10/10 when he pulled that niggered 3 paragraph tweet rugpull so his kid could make some quick cash going short. He backpedaled on pajeets now backpedal on the tariffs
>>61316168Are you just realizing now that every other idiot who bought back in feels exactly the same way as you do now and that there's not enough steam to recover from this one? Let me spell it out for you: ITS OVER RETARD
>>61316176the fact that it barely went up and immediately caught resistance lmaoidk i think it breaks through this
https://youtu.be/VDsaNnQnd7U?si=ssQ7dwO3-gGttyZ1
do you guys discuss safe investments here? i'm just a wagie that makes 30k a year, but i'm really frugal, so i'm wondering what i should invest in and i've been talking to ChatGPT and i already have some money invested in SGOV, but i'm thinking of investing in JEPI because it seems safe and it's a higher yield dividend than SGOVwhat do you guys think?i'm not tryna get rich, becauze if God wanted me to be rich, then i'd be rich by now, but that doesn't mean i can't try to be smart and more frugal with my money
>>61315817Yep it’s about time to sell some risk free puts and milk the mama bears dry.
>>61316185>The markets simply have not recovered since 10/10YOU MEAN EXCEPT WHEN THEY WERE UP LITERALLY 5% FROM BEFORE THEN TWO WEEKS LATER RIGHT LMAO
Bobos not so fast
>>61316216YOU WONT SELL PUTS TO OPEN A POSITION FAKE ASS POSER
>index goes up, my stocks go down>index goes down, my stocks go upNonsensical
Why do people fear these little bear teases? The line only goes up, you retards should know this from the entire last YEAR of gainz. There will never be another big crash and the bvlls will keep stealing bears tendies. Get with the program.
>>61316211Serious answer is Chainlink.
>>61316166its not about the distribution of wealth but about being in control of where money is spent and being able to stimulate the economy. the "technology" of pumping money into the economy has been getting better and that is why we barely have any real recessions anymore.
>>61316234AAHAHHHHHHHHH TOP IS IN SELL SELLSELL SELLL IT ALLLLLLLL
The credit crisis is spreading to bigger names.
>Ubisoft delays half-year results, requests trading suspensionhttps://www.reuters.com/business/ubisoft-delays-half-year-results-requests-trading-suspension-2025-11-13/Topofthechartsisters... I don't feel so good...
Stock market goes up....stock market goes down....YOU CAN'T EXPLAIN THAT
NQ has come back from under the daily S3 pivot, it rarely clears everybody out further than that. But that doesn't mean it will go up. I am the shortest scalper possible outside of algo-tards and this is my long term chart, I cannot handle this fucking shit and even the algos have killed themselves lmfao
AIIIEEEEE WHY IS IT DUMPING AGAIN
RING THE BELL ALREADY
/Biz/ how do i use my huge 99.99 percentile dick to make money in stocks? It's very straight and women have told me it looks beautiful. There must be a way to either profit or pick up chicks right?
It was all green until the US market opened.FUCK YOU AMERICANS.
>>61316248Damn, I’m enjoying pax romana tbqh Mainz Ubisoft best Ubisoft.
>>61316262FIND HOES THAT WANT A STUNT DICK FOR ONLYFANS NOT EVEN JOKING
>>61316239Okay, but we went from you're all getting 2000 cash to ugh actually the 2k is the tax cuts we made along the way. Plus, I've been watching the Chinese shoot their "bazooka" at their economy for 3 years now and the poor are still broke af. I hope you're right for all of our sake. I don't fucking want to do all this commie revolution shit.
The markets like fucking ass cancer
>>61316211Covered call ETFs like JEPI are complicated and bad investments for almost everyone.SGOV is indeed very conserative: extremely short term US government debt. If you want to take slightly more risk in return for higher potential returns, check out something like BSV. That's still a conservative fund, but not as crazily conservative as SGOV. It holds short term debt, but not as short term as SGOV and it holds debt of financially healthy US corporations in addition to debt of the US government.
>>61316276>>61316262this. send pic of ur dick and ask for partnerships.
This thread is archived.
>>61316248kek it's already down 90% what are they scared of?
>>61316303thanks anon
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH
>>61316249aware
QUICK WHAT DOES THE CHEESEBURGER INDEX SAY
dip buyers btfo
If I had just1) taken profits after a 10x2) worked overtime3) not invested in garbage/set stop lossesI would have made an extra 45000 this year. I am not going to reach my goal of making 100k this year. But just 3 different decisions and I would have.
>>61316211>30k a year>going all in on bondsYour money is never going to grow at that rate. If you've got a long time-horizon, it's way better and still very conservative to just dump your money into a target date fund.
>>61316234Because we are all day trading and using options and leverage you idiot. So 1% move can mean 90% loss. There wouldnt even need to be an /smg/ if everyone just bought the s&p and holded for 30 years
>>61316239Past recessions have allowed young people to get a leg up on the market and encourages fixing problems of the past and allows competitors to take over when the big guy in charge messes up.While the current market since the fed took over has been very stable, it has encouraged the formation of megacorps and monopolies. Young people are losing opportunities and jobs have been getting innovated away and replaced with automation. Depression is rising exponentially, birth rates are now dropping with no reversal in sight. Young people can no longer afford homes. It is much harder to succeed if starting your own business.
>>61316333I LOVE DAYS LIKE THESE I JUST HOLD PUTS AND THEIR VALUE GOES UP
>>61315846It literally looks like a textbook bubble cycle chart when you zoom out, I don’t know what that could mean for anything else but it’s over for that stock. Mayhaps bubbles can be observed more clearly from stocks like these, maybe its over for everything else and you can blame Quantum computer coin for that.
>>61316102Keked irl
>>61316091Bullshit you literally cannot get addicted to coffee.
WE WERE PRICED IN
200 NVDA calls expiring tomorrow are going for 7 (SEVEN) bucks each right now, fuck it whatever.
I realize this is a bottom signal, but for once I like to think I’m not too late. Anyway, I closed all my longs (calls, most at a loss). Sold a bunch of ETF to cover the margin hole from October gambling losses. Sold everything except SCHD in my wife’s account too. I believe we saw the top and will have to wait a while for the next one. I was excepting this day to be green, but would have sold anyway. Shorted a little here and there for fun but will mainly just sit out for now. GL HF everyone, this market just ain’t for me.
Wheres the low quality Bobina cosplay chick from the other day who buys UVXY with her poorfolio? She's probably one of the few winners today but idk how much she made>inb4 $50
>>61316349Whats up with this meme?
>>61316361just buy oil and REITS and get some of that money flowing in
>>61316337>f I had just>But just 3 different decisions and I would have.if you had just picked the right numbers for the lottery game you could have been a multi millionaire by now.
BOTTOM WAS NOT IN, CAPS LOCK GUY LIED
All I had to do was sell when I was up but I fucking held. I wouldnt have even bought back in after hearing Scam Altma'am begging for an AI bailout. Probably wouldve fomoed in this week tho or came up with a reason to buy back in>>61316377Kek
If you guys thought about it in terms of supply and demand areas instead of hurrr 'what terrible NEWS did THIS to me i am outraged aieeeee help me CNN!!!!' you'd be a lot better off. You don't need a phd to put a candle chart up and bin your shitty line phone line ''''''''charts''''''''. Watch it go sideways, go up, return to the sideways slop to feed again and go up, again. In all timeframes. Or not. If not, it will probably go the other way. Fast.
>>61316344>>61316303should i just invest everything into NVDA and forget about it?
>>61316357>t. Scandinavian caffeine addict in denial
BECAUSE I'M FREEEEEEEEEEEFREEEEEE FAAALLING
>CSCO still pampin Invest in what you know.
AND THERE SHE GOES SEE YOU AT THE BOTTOM
>>61316346All the observations you mentioned are true but to be honest its more a result of the overshot migration policies in the US.If you could just deport all of the illegal (and legal) aliens you guys would be golden.
>>61316357you can get physically addicted to caffeine, but it's not very psychologically addicting, in my experience at leastthat's how you get caffeine headaches, it's physical withdrawals from not getting caffeine
>>61316394This fuckin guy
>>61316391Shut up I need it for energy, I can very easily go without, I just feel very tired then. Fuck not drinking coffee.>>61316403Anti migraine medecine contains caffeine. Caffeine literally cures headaches.
Uptober was fakeOktobear and novembear were realI hate the stock market I am not even mad about the local dipNothing was pumping since months except fag 7Now every thing dips even harder than fag7I am so red i could swim in the amount
I've lost so much money today, my boyfriend is going to kill me!
>>61316394I didn't even know that routers are pronounced like they are, I always pronounce them "rooter". (that actually seems to be very common in germany)
>>61316346An April-style or Covid-style "flash crash" isn't going to help young people.We need a real "lost decade" so that people can put their savings during those years to work.In order for that to happen we need people to stop believing in the market. Now everybody has index funds and they expect the market to go up 10-15% every year pretty reliably.We need many consecutive years of pain for people to finally fuck off.
SPY sisters I don't feel so good
>>61316377I TOLD YOU TO TAKE PROFIT BEFORE IT WENT REDYOUR FAULT
>>61316390not a good idea to stick to a single stock if you're not paying attention to the fundamentals/market conditionsIf you don't want to spend a single second thinking about your money, it's best just to put it into an index or a target-date fund like I said. If you're willing to do your own homework, and NVDA looks like a good buy to you, then go ahead and go balls to the wall. If not, don't touch, don't look at it, don't even think about it.
why are you guys dooming we're 3% off ath
>>61316430best intro https://youtu.be/DHKxoARmjLU?si=PkcJCYY3RpiiO2Ps
>>61316412FUCK OFF BROWNOID
>>61316423the 2000's were already a lost decade for the stock market. there won't be another one so soon.
>>61316456Your mom is brown ranjid
>>61316461BLODDY BETCH FUCK
>>61316390No, don't bet your savings on a single company. That's very risky. If you have some savings that you want to invest for 10+ years, buy a broad stock index ETF (examples: VT, VTI, IVV) and keep holding it. Those funds buy hundreds or thousands of different stocks, so they're well diversified.If you don't have savings you can put away for 10+ years, you should avoid stocks generally. Stocks are long-term investments. For short term savings, use a high yield savings account, a short term bond ETF, or similar.
>>61316423>lost decadenot happening in a country already filled with infinity browns. they were born from shit and have no problem stepping on necks in the mud. plus they collectively have 0 in the market its all cash under the mattress
>>61316445Because it's fun. Dooming is fun. AHHHHHH I;M RUINED
IWM has hit prices not seen since september 10th
>>61316445There are lot of retail and biz that are in huge amounts of margin and options that get wrecked with even small pullback like this
Why did orange man redeem? Was it to distract from the memestein files?
Who's slurping the META dip?
is it over?
>>61316430it's over
>>61316538imagine buying crwv in the same market where nbis or iren exist
>>61316505>using margin longits truly a commentary on our modern culture
>>61316538yes
>>61316481thanks, i will start looking into index ETFs
>>61316535yes
Crude tankers going vertical againI've yapped about these for months but I have no position.It's already my normal job I have more than enough exposure.
I've lost the equivalent of one weeks wagiei will never retire
>>61316471>>61316471
>>61316538OVERBLOWN REACTION. COREWEAVE EVEN BEAT ON EARNINGS!!! IT LOSES LESS MONEY THAN EXPECTED!!!!! THATS GOOD RIGHT!!!!!!?
>>61315323dolar? crashingstonks? dyingbtc? under 99kwtf just happened? how many trump tweets were sent this time?
>>61315823Elon needs better guards if they allowed you to walk up to him with a gun out like that
>>61316211SPY is better than SGOV or JEPI, just wait until this current pullback is done.
>>61315797I was +30% this morning, now -20%. Just leverage things.
>>61316224Are you malfunctioning bro
>>61316360This is like -all the times I put a seemingly small amount of money into something- and now I've got like 5000 bucks in stocks and crypto I don't actually want to be holding longterm.
>>61315807>>61315797Keklolwew>>61316577I unironically took losses to about half my week's wage and want to kms and resolved never to do that shit again.
>>61316375Right -working overtime at my job- and -not getting greedy at 10x- and -being responsible with my investments by cutting losses before they become gaping wounds- are clearly the same as a 1 in 300,000,000 chance at becoming a millionaire.
>>61316211>SGOV, but i'm thinking of investing in JEPI because it seems safe and it's a higher yield dividend than SGOVunironically this is MAX RISK for a poor wagie. 4% yields or whatever JEPI offers (8??) will keep you poor. you want growth. you need to accept the volatility. if it were me i'd all in UPRO or SSO (add under 200ma) and keep some in SGOV for emergencies. 90% UPRO 10% SGOV - the biz bogleheads simple portfolio.
