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WTF IS HAPPENING TO BITCOIN - preferably in haiku format Anonymous (ID: P7PhSsNc) 11/13/25(Thu)16:40:28 No.61317368 Archived

Anonymous (ID: JtcnYkz1)
11/13/25(Thu)16:43:10 No.61317392

Anonymous (ID: JtcnYkz1) 11/13/25(Thu)16:43:10 No.61317392

Bitfuck
Shit's fucked
It's fucking over

Anonymous (ID: egsU1WMl)
11/13/25(Thu)16:43:52 No.61317402

Anonymous (ID: egsU1WMl) 11/13/25(Thu)16:43:52 No.61317402

>>61317368
Kill yourself your thread sucks it’s unfunny Reddit garbage that’s what’s happening

Anonymous (ID: QfBslBrW)
11/13/25(Thu)16:44:10 No.61317409

Anonymous (ID: QfBslBrW) 11/13/25(Thu)16:44:10 No.61317409

>>61317368
i am getting raped
i'm getting ass raped hardcore
please stop the raping

Anonymous (ID: E2fZp7xq)
11/13/25(Thu)16:44:52 No.61317414

Anonymous (ID: E2fZp7xq) 11/13/25(Thu)16:44:52 No.61317414

>>61317368
Oh my fucking God
It is so fucking over
We are all getting raped

Anonymous (ID: kiv0sv7o)
11/13/25(Thu)16:47:26 No.61317439

Anonymous (ID: kiv0sv7o) 11/13/25(Thu)16:47:26 No.61317439

piss snake is thirsty
slithering down for a drink
leverage fags rope

Anonymous (ID: hgzKBN6E)
11/13/25(Thu)16:48:18 No.61317444

Anonymous (ID: hgzKBN6E) 11/13/25(Thu)16:48:18 No.61317444

>>61317368
Bears in the night,
Shattering digital gold,
Fortunes fall fast.

Anonymous (ID: b2i9GXc+)
11/13/25(Thu)16:50:00 No.61317459

Anonymous (ID: b2i9GXc+) 11/13/25(Thu)16:50:00 No.61317459

>>61317368
CZ

Anonymous (ID: dJMJHZ2/)
11/13/25(Thu)16:51:08 No.61317468

Anonymous (ID: dJMJHZ2/) 11/13/25(Thu)16:51:08 No.61317468

All hope is now gone
Only the rope remains just for us
Ack ack ack Ack ACK

Anonymous (ID: VEje9/Wx)
11/13/25(Thu)16:52:32 No.61317474

Anonymous (ID: VEje9/Wx) 11/13/25(Thu)16:52:32 No.61317474

King Shitcoin
The End
Over

Anonymous (ID: E2fZp7xq)
11/13/25(Thu)16:55:11 No.61317500

Anonymous (ID: E2fZp7xq) 11/13/25(Thu)16:55:11 No.61317500

>>61317468
Kek

Anonymous (ID: IOOmpPud)
11/13/25(Thu)17:00:17 No.61317536

Anonymous (ID: IOOmpPud) 11/13/25(Thu)17:00:17 No.61317536

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>>61317368
Greed carried beyond
We ignored the marked summit
Is time to despair

Anonymous (ID: SRTLaoev)
11/13/25(Thu)17:09:18 No.61317599

Anonymous (ID: SRTLaoev) 11/13/25(Thu)17:09:18 No.61317599

>>61317368
You're Getting Fucked
Created by CIA
Welcome to BrokeVille

Anonymous (ID: ngtpvyZC)
11/13/25(Thu)17:12:21 No.61317625

Anonymous (ID: ngtpvyZC) 11/13/25(Thu)17:12:21 No.61317625

>>61317368
The market opened

Anonymous (ID: 9QOGEWNl)
11/13/25(Thu)18:22:04 No.61317971

Anonymous (ID: 9QOGEWNl) 11/13/25(Thu)18:22:04 No.61317971

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>>61317368
ABANDON YOUR COINS!
I'VE ABANDONED MY BITCOIN!
SELL, SELL FOR YOUR LIVES!

Anonymous (ID: +qP0JsIq)
11/13/25(Thu)18:24:43 No.61317992

Anonymous (ID: +qP0JsIq) 11/13/25(Thu)18:24:43 No.61317992

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>>61317368
who makes these threads?

Anonymous (ID: jqYeLQ7n)
11/13/25(Thu)18:28:08 No.61318009

Anonymous (ID: jqYeLQ7n) 11/13/25(Thu)18:28:08 No.61318009

>>61317392
Time for the big shart
Michael Burry just sharted
Better change your shorts

Anonymous (ID: Ism7S4fc)
11/13/25(Thu)18:31:35 No.61318027

Anonymous (ID: Ism7S4fc) 11/13/25(Thu)18:31:35 No.61318027

>>61317368
NIGGER SCAM MARKET
NIGGER SCAM NIGGER BULLSHIT
NIGGER FUCK CRYPTO

Anonymous (ID: K8q8kZpe)
11/13/25(Thu)18:50:01 No.61318103

Anonymous (ID: K8q8kZpe) 11/13/25(Thu)18:50:01 No.61318103

>>61317992
Do not fuck with me
Or I will deepthroat your throat
And you will gag hard

Anonymous (ID: l2OtdSkM)
11/13/25(Thu)18:52:15 No.61318118

Anonymous (ID: l2OtdSkM) 11/13/25(Thu)18:52:15 No.61318118

>>61317368
unfortunately
all your money is now gone
better luck next time

Anonymous (ID: vfY5efst)
11/13/25(Thu)19:09:24 No.61318198

Anonymous (ID: vfY5efst) 11/13/25(Thu)19:09:24 No.61318198

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>>61317402
take your medicine
and tomorrow you will eat
a nothingburger!

Anonymous (ID: aj+/a2qM)
11/13/25(Thu)19:12:28 No.61318222

Anonymous (ID: aj+/a2qM) 11/13/25(Thu)19:12:28 No.61318222

well, you know the usual "omg it's over... panic" for the 78th time this year

Anonymous (ID: 1xh2GV4R)
11/13/25(Thu)20:17:51 No.61318501

Anonymous (ID: 1xh2GV4R) 11/13/25(Thu)20:17:51 No.61318501

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Holy fucking shit!
Panic and sell everything
Quote, -Warren Buffet

Anonymous (ID: qbCyI9aT)
11/13/25(Thu)20:24:04 No.61318524

Anonymous (ID: qbCyI9aT) 11/13/25(Thu)20:24:04 No.61318524

>>61317368
Sar do not redeem
Bitch why are you redeeming
You mudda facker

Anonymous (ID: chVzWhMi)
11/13/25(Thu)20:26:24 No.61318534

Anonymous (ID: chVzWhMi) 11/13/25(Thu)20:26:24 No.61318534

>>61317368
nigga heil hitler
all my niggas nazis nigga
nigga heil hitler

Anonymous (ID: 2L9PcvlI)
11/13/25(Thu)20:29:55 No.61318550

Anonymous (ID: 2L9PcvlI) 11/13/25(Thu)20:29:55 No.61318550

>>61317368
Niggers tongue my an
us niggers tongue my anus
Niggers tongue my an

Anonymous (ID: KfDC1ET5)
11/13/25(Thu)20:32:13 No.61318558

Anonymous (ID: KfDC1ET5) 11/13/25(Thu)20:32:13 No.61318558

I took shrooms
I'm going to keep taking shrooms until it goes to zero

Anonymous (ID: cAjywbpL)
11/13/25(Thu)20:34:08 No.61318570

Anonymous (ID: cAjywbpL) 11/13/25(Thu)20:34:08 No.61318570

>>61317368
I took my profits
now I'm watching the chaos
zero fucks to give

Anonymous (ID: WMDW4s5j)
11/13/25(Thu)20:35:11 No.61318575

Anonymous (ID: WMDW4s5j) 11/13/25(Thu)20:35:11 No.61318575

Lost 2300 dollars this year because I don't take losses at 10% down I take them at 70% down.

Anonymous (ID: yKcoPIo8)
11/13/25(Thu)20:35:48 No.61318577

Anonymous (ID: yKcoPIo8) 11/13/25(Thu)20:35:48 No.61318577

Overleveraged fiends
Ran amok private credit
Judgement hath arrived

Anonymous (ID: wrXyaFxg)
11/13/25(Thu)21:15:36 No.61318736

Anonymous (ID: wrXyaFxg) 11/13/25(Thu)21:15:36 No.61318736

>>61318575
Jannies range ban this faggot for breaking the threads rules

Anonymous (ID: WMDW4s5j)
11/13/25(Thu)21:16:43 No.61318742

Anonymous (ID: WMDW4s5j) 11/13/25(Thu)21:16:43 No.61318742

>>61318736
>the thread's rules

Anonymous (ID: a5luuUGP)
11/13/25(Thu)21:25:46 No.61318771

Anonymous (ID: a5luuUGP) 11/13/25(Thu)21:25:46 No.61318771

>>61317368
what price does it make an official microtragedy

Anonymous (ID: +qP0JsIq)
11/13/25(Thu)21:28:13 No.61318786

Anonymous (ID: +qP0JsIq) 11/13/25(Thu)21:28:13 No.61318786

>>61318103
i would eat you and paint the walls with your blood and lock the door. it would require a swat team to subdue me

Anonymous (ID: uTJtTkmu)
11/13/25(Thu)22:23:10 No.61319036

Anonymous (ID: uTJtTkmu) 11/13/25(Thu)22:23:10 No.61319036

>>61317368
Im am so guilty
Doom slurped and crash again
I am gaped no lube

Anonymous (ID: 6DjvQX05)
11/13/25(Thu)22:28:15 No.61319062

Anonymous (ID: 6DjvQX05) 11/13/25(Thu)22:28:15 No.61319062

We will see 200k

Anonymous (ID: +WkAFivA)
11/13/25(Thu)22:35:32 No.61319099

Anonymous (ID: +WkAFivA) 11/13/25(Thu)22:35:32 No.61319099

HOLDING ON TOO TIGHT
BRING THE BREATH OF LIGHT JESUS
LEAVE THIS WORLD BEHIND

Anonymous (ID: 1xh2GV4R)
11/13/25(Thu)23:53:26 No.61319473

Anonymous (ID: 1xh2GV4R) 11/13/25(Thu)23:53:26 No.61319473

FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK
FUCK SHIT FUCK FUCK SHIT FUCK FUCK
FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK

Anonymous (ID: wlt8bHXd)
11/14/25(Fri)00:03:53 No.61319511

Anonymous (ID: wlt8bHXd) 11/14/25(Fri)00:03:53 No.61319511

>>61317368
Why do you retards still think the line is only supposed to go up? There are always pull backs.

Anonymous (ID: tpdH27Tw)
11/14/25(Fri)00:05:13 No.61319521

Anonymous (ID: tpdH27Tw) 11/14/25(Fri)00:05:13 No.61319521

>>61317368
CZ Binance chink
Quenching the thirsty piss snake
The house always wins

Anonymous (ID: +WkAFivA)
11/14/25(Fri)00:38:20 No.61319655

Anonymous (ID: +WkAFivA) 11/14/25(Fri)00:38:20 No.61319655

>>61319511
can you pull back your foreskin? I didn't think so

Anonymous (ID: 5b+6za6L)
11/14/25(Fri)00:41:02 No.61319671

Anonymous (ID: 5b+6za6L) 11/14/25(Fri)00:41:02 No.61319671

Why did I not buy
Bitcoin when it was lower
I am a doofus

Anonymous (ID: D7oUW9LK)
11/14/25(Fri)00:49:41 No.61319697

Anonymous (ID: D7oUW9LK) 11/14/25(Fri)00:49:41 No.61319697

Holy fucking shit
I'm almost liquidated
time to shart my pants

Anonymous (ID: aKGf6tlK)
11/14/25(Fri)00:54:06 No.61319712

Anonymous (ID: aKGf6tlK) 11/14/25(Fri)00:54:06 No.61319712

Why are you holding?
Bitcoin is in a bear trend
Just sell, you dumbass

Anonymous (ID: Pxe6Jcke)
11/14/25(Fri)00:59:37 No.61319727

Anonymous (ID: Pxe6Jcke) 11/14/25(Fri)00:59:37 No.61319727

>>61317402
are you mad?

Anonymous (ID: pugng/Vm)
11/14/25(Fri)01:03:50 No.61319741

Anonymous (ID: pugng/Vm) 11/14/25(Fri)01:03:50 No.61319741

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Saylor here we come
Profit evaporated
In one fat candle

Anonymous (ID: ZGm1IKND)
11/14/25(Fri)01:06:29 No.61319752

Anonymous (ID: ZGm1IKND) 11/14/25(Fri)01:06:29 No.61319752

>>61317368
I have to wagecuck
Contemplating suicide
50 years to go

Anonymous (ID: 27eBVfrA)
11/14/25(Fri)04:22:01 No.61320410

Anonymous (ID: 27eBVfrA) 11/14/25(Fri)04:22:01 No.61320410

Sergey Nazarov
Has created Bitcoin with
Charles Hoskinson

Anonymous (ID: PhOeVvB5)
11/14/25(Fri)04:31:07 No.61320445

Anonymous (ID: PhOeVvB5) 11/14/25(Fri)04:31:07 No.61320445

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>>61317368
fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck
fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck
fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck

Anonymous (ID: q+ore86F)
11/14/25(Fri)05:30:29 No.61320610

Anonymous (ID: q+ore86F) 11/14/25(Fri)05:30:29 No.61320610

>>61320445
?