the popping of the bubble edition>Mental Healthhttps://findahelpline.com/>Jobs when it inevitably collapseshttps://jobs.mcdonalds.com/>Educational sites:https://www.investopedia.comhttps://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain>Financial TV Streams:https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.htmlhttps://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/>Charts:https://www.tradingview.comhttps://www.finscreener.comhttps://www.portfoliovisualizer.com>Screeners: so you feel like in the movieshttps://finviz.com/https://etfdb.com/>Gambling:https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.comhttps://optionstrat.com/https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices>Pre-Market and Live data:https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futureshttps://finance.yahoo.com/>Calendarshttps://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendarhttps://www.earningswhispers.com/calendarhttps://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.htmlhttps://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits>Boomer Investing 101: so zoomers with meme stocks can outperform youhttps://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_startedhttps://www.sec.gov/search-filings>Misc smg:https://www.financialjuice.com/homehttps://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickershttps://market24hclock.com/https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculatorhttps://brokerchooser.com/https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-ratesPreviously on /smg/>>61316471
first for America
>earnings
>macro
I don't know why, but it warms my heart to see crypto faggots freaking out over their digital tulips. Here's hoping Bitcoin goes back to its intrinsic value of $0 sometime soon.
>>61318221cope
>tfw you were the first to realize that ai and crypto couldn’t even exist without routers
Imagine thinking changing the name from Microstrategy to Strategy is a good idea.
>>61318221BITCOIN CANT GO TO ZERO SINCE ITS AN IMPORTANT PART OF THE GLOBAL FINANCIAL SYSTEM AND GOVERNMENTS OFFLOADING DEBT ONTO CIVILIAN BAGGIESHOWEVER I GET A HUGE BONER WHEN ALTCOINS GET HEEMED
>>61318254And the fuckin ticker is still MSTR
Posting this again. Because it might save some foldbrains some money. Maybe I should explain what this article means. So remember Trump had all these fucking parasites for dinner. Was it yesterday whatever. Long story short. All the signaling from the AI chip companies about China winning the AI race. Government taking stakes in data centres. Was them sending up a flare that they are having trouble with the financial basics.Banks can’t and won’t touch them. And even the derivative private lending sector that developed after the 2008 crash rules are struggling now too (they’re bust).So the political imperative to “beat” China that pushed all these companies to bet the rent, family home, and the Crown Jewels on this shit is being pushed back on the political class.We are out of capital and the global markets smell something like excrement off our financial narrative. Not unusual given the technicals between US ai model and Chinese one.So. We have these revolving credit facilities. What is a revolving credit facility? It’s an overdraft when your delinquent already Essentially. A sub prime loan. Which goes back to the Trump dinner.So Coreweave debt is junk bond status. Yet we have this flowery language and enthusiastic it seems participation of sophisticated private mega lenders. Why? The dinner was a strong arming meeting. Take from this what you will.To be contrarian to my sound money anti cronyism self. Coreweave just had its debt backstopped by the US government. I hate it. Won’t invest in it. But it may eventually go where I don’t want it to go. The moon. But only when the big print starts.
>>61318221>>61318261tulipmania never happened retards
>bynd meat is now trading below $1should I cut my losses and move on bros? I put my life savings in there...
>>61318221You're happy because Wall Street fraudsters are trying to gaslight the public into believing that this giant pyramid scheme called bitcoin is a normal asset. Obviously, this annoys and offends all rational people.
>>61318301What's your average price?
>>61318301BYND BAGGIES LMFAOOOOOOOOOOO
*sigh* time to look into RDDT for BYND threads
>>61318301Why haven't you sold already?
>>61318199>>61318307>I thought that was over though?Why would you think so?
>>61318302>pyramid schemeopinion discarded
I'M MAKING SO MUCH MONEY OF QBTS!!!! WHOOOOO!!!!
I purged the MSTU and MSTY from my account. I had the luck of buying MSTU right before October 10th and losing 700 bucks in a month. I'm fucking done with saylor. I don't want to be a baggie holding this shit forever while MSTR just bleeds for infinity.
>>61318219Literally nothing. When are we getting some actual data?
>>61318302That literally is the entire stock market, you retard.
>>61318301I don't believe you did.
>>61318270everybody thinks it's impossible for credit risk to blow out while the governemnt is printing
Why did I hold that shit for so longWhy didn't I set a stop lossMysteries in my brain, got too cocky. Could have made 100k this year. Made less.
bros I fucking love AIall in on goog
>>61318254The virgin Microstrategy vs. the chad Macrostrategy
>>61318433You're Microsoft. I'm Macrohard.
I have a micropenis
>>61318331'cause they voted to end it.
You are up in the club when pic related smacks your girl on the ass. What do?
>>61318270>Won’t invest in it.I will. You've made a good argument. Timing this down trend bottom is the issue. The lack of Oct data and the market seemingly going with the AI bubble pop narrative right now makes it clear now is not the time.
I am taking a MASSIVE dump in solidarity with the market
>>61318221Bitcoin is intrinsically worth more than 90% of publicly traded companies
WHEN TF ARE $TLT AND $TMF GOING TO PUMP? I DONT WANNA WAIT UNTIL JPOW IS REPLACED!!>>61318445I have a 8x6 penis; but I struggle to keep it maximum hard.You dont know pain, little peen.
>>61318482that's great anon. While you do that you can open up the NIKKEI 225 on your phone and see what you're missing out on
>>61318490I'm not finding that code on javguru whats the actress name?
Wake up, please.
>>61318301
>>61318551
I’m turning gay if I don’t end green tomorrow.Fuck this bullshit.
>>61318563
There is a market
>>61318199Why is bobina a jeet? Make her white
>>61318579She's white in spirit as only bears are white, you racespastic.
CSCO milkshake began today
I will wait for MSTR to bounce then go short on it. Bitcon probably falls to 84k now if it keeps dumping, then it'll pump to the new resistance at 99k in a dead cat bounce. I will then short the shit out of MSTR on the bounce to get back my 1k that saylor fucked me out of. I think this makes a lot of sense since MSTR is shit and piss and will go to zero probably.
WTF IS HAPPENING AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
buy lululemoninvest in womens asses in tightsit's the only white move you can make in this market
>>61318627Ass pants are discretionary spending when the gen z boss and a mini email jobs go tits up, desu.
isnt the russell2000 a better indication of the market than SPY since it has far more balanced holdings and balanced sector representation?
Fucking hell guys I'm going to be obliterated tomorrow if stocks don't recover. I either have to purchase 70k worth of stocks while selling my other stocks, or close my positions for like a 5k loss.
sold soxl at 50 and been cash gang ever since. feelin good!
>>61318646No, in the future, there will be just like 7 AI companies.
The market needs to crash so the forensic accountants and auditors Jensen Huang has looked in his basement are freed. I hear he only takes out the ballgag once per night and only feeds them once they tell him his leather jacket is cool and authentic.
Alright my trouble timing things has been bugging me all month and i think I've got it figured out. I graphed out what is happening with the market. I think i saw a lecture on this so I'm sure it's already named but I'm going to call it market uncertainty wave frequency and amplitude.What we are experiencing is extremely dangerous but today was actually a good sign that it will level off and the bull run will in fact continue. If we have a -4% from today and tomorrow *total* on the nasdaq it's still survivable but it makes me slightly nervous. If it goes 0 to +2% by market close tomorrow things will likely continue this way but stablize. The frequency will decrease over time.If we at any point reach somewhere around 5-6.5% on the amplitude in the next 2 weeks with our current frequency everything plummets. I'm assuming this is actually only in the negative direction (unsure).The baseline for the month is around +3%. The stability mark. So it's plus minus that point with a continued upwards trajectory over time.The big concern for me is that major news at the wrong time. Basically while it's in the -3% or lower range from baseline could trigger this. Possibilities would be: Sam Altman says something dumb or Trump/XI take another aggressive action towards each other.For those curious the amplitude began showing with the china trade tensions and the frequency slowly increased until this point. It increased more with the govt shutdown and ai stuff respectively. I'm hoping the govt opening actually is the turning point where it slows again in the next few weeks. Thanks for reading. Won't be reading replies because i know they'll be dumb. Goodnight.
>>61318270so why is crwv price shitting the bed?
>>61318696Because its a worthless shell company made to make NVDA look more profitable than it actually is.
>>61318627
>>61318485Rate cuts are no longer a guarantee now that the fed will not have complete data
The stock market is just a game of musical chairs and the last nigger is the bagholder. When will this shit crash
>>61318490>investing in japan as their economy grinds to a halt in 2025 You are insane. You will be holding this bag like a Jap boomer in the 90s.
>>61318490>S-S--Softbank-san? >Why are you so red?
>>61318691not reading all that shit just buying the dip in anticipation of the turkey trot rally. Please consult the schedule
>>61318650Have faith in at least 2 fat green days the next 5ish trading days
>>61318691Two -2% days in a row are definitively not survivable for many people here, you're speaking like a Boglehead.
>>61318747boglehead here
>>61318711Last I checked it's scheduled to crash in about two more weeks
Bullish for LAC
>>61318691It's pretty simple if you set stop losses you get stopped out at -2% down instead of bagholding for 6 months while screaming NIG- every time you look at your portfolio.
The good year shills woni boughted
>>61318734>anticipation of the turkey trot rally
>>61318566Yare yare daze
>>61318691It looks the S&P put in a lower high for the first time since April. I expect crabbing until December until rate cuts are announced. If no cuts then we get a 15% correction
>>61318803
Everyone is talking about the new HD Criterion Collection remaster of 'Eyes wide shut' but I bought the standard edition blu ray a few years ago still in the unopened cellophane. Think I might watch it tonight to see how it looks.
Made good money betting on the tennis games on my Robinhood app. Jannik Sinner and that Spanish kid are sure bets. I’m pretty sure the final will be between the two and I’ll go with the favorite. It’s literally easy money and I don’t even have to stress myself with this gay stock market bullshit anymore.
I might just put my whole portfolio into AFL, it's the only thing I have that's been making money the past few months
>its over, 2 more weeks, zoom out, who hurt you sweaty, hopefully wagmiMeanwhiIe PANlCANS are missing out on buying the dip.
>>61318840watch Michael Fassbender in 'the killer' for free on YT with no commercials. Or 'The Magician' which is the basis for the aussie tv series Mr. Inbetween
>>61318881unfortunately i couldnt grow more conviction to risk more money into it
>>61318881Do people really do this?
>>61318881you never lose money taking gains. I bought and sold PLTR, NBIS, ASTS, QBTS, RGTI and some some others several times. I bought low and sold higher and I still have those gains. Never worry about what could have been, just make good investments and realize gains.
>>61318862>oh wow what a rally, i guess they must have come up with some insanely profitable innovations recently>look at financials>revenue 39 billion, half what it was 5 years ago>income 6.5 billion>market cap 321 (three hundred twenty one) billion>P/E 40 with literally zero growth anytime in recent history>stock up 83% ytd>research why>literally nobody on planet earth even venturing to guess a bull thesisYet another pile of festering dogshit rocketing up for no reason except robinhood zoomers slurping it and then bragging that it's being slurped
>>61318270>Propping up everything that should die just to spite people who challenge the elite vision of reality>"The economy isn't supply, or demand, or capital flows, or anything. The economy is what we say it is."
>>61318901the more u embrace it the more gains u get because u and i are not smart enough to be smart
Panican's low-T, wall of text ignored
>>61318862About March 2009 GE was $5
>>61318889Ill check that
>mfw i was all in with scion asset management
>>61318912You said you ignored it, which means you know I debunked your shitstock. And if you know I debunked it, you must have read it lmao
>As of October 31, 2025, iRobot (IRBT) had a short interest of 10.08 million shares sold short, representing 32.34% of the public float.>IRBT going out of business because people would rather have mexicans than roombasThis is the next shrotsquizzle.
>>61318901Write text walls with an ink pen?
>>61318904This is what I was going to do a 3 months ago, month ago, 3 weeks ago and 4 days ago but then I didn't. Lol. Lmao even.
>>61318904should probably cash out the QBTS. been riding a sui stack since $1.00
Shit better continue down today
Oh kek maybe not lmao look at this dood put 1 million bucks into IRBT AT 5 BUCKS>current price, 2.01Gotta tell ya fellas, I don't usually love company when miserable, but losing 700 in a week- well, small peanus compared to this goy.
Holy fuck this is a goldmine. So this guy shilled/bought BYND at 1 buck and sold at 7 bucks which is why he has a million bucks in the first place, then immediately made 194,000 on his IRBT play, and then was down 200k. That was 2 weeks ago.
This past week on my days off I’ve been sleeping 12-14 hours a night and consuming 4-5k calories per day. My body is preparing for something (working more overtime and also taking out a payday loan in order to tip my boss for approving the overtime)
>>61318951good exit would have been anything over $30. If it tanks again and the business is still decent you can buy back a little for another round trip.
>>61318971dang thats crazy bro why dont you just stay on that website and fuck off out of here nigger
>>61318960i unironically would prefer to risk it all on weekly NVDA calls simply because the chart "looks down" today vs contriving this level of cope in my mind on some bs small cap no namer. but thats just me.
>>61318960someone has to be exit liquidity.
>>61319018The ironyy is that he wanted other rebbitors to be his liquidity, then failed to sell because he was thinking in terms of a 700% gain, instead of realizing that 20% on a million is fantastic.
Can’t decide if I need to slurp IREN or just sit fucking still I’m so stupid whatever I choose is going to be the idiot move
>>61318199Hello /biz/ I am an old poster from forever ago who has bought a lot of dumb meme coins and a lot of gold/silver and also gained a bunch from this site. I have inherited a bunch of money (close to 2m) and need some general opinions on what random people on the internet think, what would you do with 2m right now? I have a house and about 5% in PM. What do you do in my position right now with a full 2m?
>>61319045Coreweave fell off a cliff this week but apparently the US gov will be backing all their debt. IREN and CPHR were doing very well before Scam Altman opened his retarded mouth, maybe if things turn around they’ll turn around too. Get a live feed of traffic cameras near Quincy and East Wenatchee and report back on how the data center buildout is looking
>>61318951Did you type in the wrong ticker?Pretty sure you're supposed to be buying QBTZ right now.
>>61319078idk I'd go do a bunch of university courses for the rest of my life, wtf does any one person need 2 million dollars for?
Kek fake meat baggies
I’m one of the original good year rubber heads and I still can’t believe this stupid stock is crash resistant hahah fucks sake
>rate cut in Dec will make the economy and job market more robust at the risk of adding a tiny bit to inflation>not cutting it will crash both the economy and the market with no survivorsSo why are we fearful again?
I am African American. Ask me anything.
>>61319113kek $1 is ROCK SOLID, I might gamble a couple hundred bucks on it. It can't literally go lower.
>>61319130>* actually finance market, but both works
>>61319130>job marketnahthe borrowed money will just go into further AI investments bro
>>61319134It already has though. Look where it was just a few weeks back before it memed out[spoiler]and there are depths deeper than you can fathom[/spoiler]
Michael Bussy was actually right this time wasn't he. I'm going to be bagholding PLTR for the rest of my life.
>>61319131
Calls at open tomorrow?
I just went all in on the hang dong index
>>61319191You are too late. Most of the Dong has already expanded.
Natty @ 4.75
>>61319078>What do you do in my position right now with a full 2m?Dont lose it, money bags preservation, safe investments that earn about 4-6% per year. You can use some of annual gains to yolo on some stocks in the hopes they hit big, but never cut into the 2m. With some smart investing your make that 4m in a few years. You are almost at escape velocity where the dividends/interest really accelerate your stock purchases (growth and dividends) and you get to 10m pretty quick and it just keeps accelerating.
>>61319210I got liquidated by the hang dong index...
>>61318889The killer is fucking awful
>>61318858Based insurance bro. Banking and payments bros are in solidarity with our finance sector brothers.
>>61319131>Ask me anything.you just gave away your are wite. Real bro would type ax me.......
>>61318650:(
>>61319130we are post job market. AI will obsolete everyone remember.
>>61319078>>61319215Similar but poorer situation here. It's small enough that you can fuck up and lose it. Is there actual data on risk management that isn't from some degenerate poker tard?
>>61318410After Trump leaves office.
>>61319257>delayed>again
>>61319240>Is there actual data on risk managementWhat does this mean? I don't understand the question. Give someone money and they are most likely to lose it.
A M D
>>61319270>probably not even the last delay before release AAAAAAAAAAAA
>futures
>>61319306it's really gonna be another day like that again isn't ittwo in a row
I just really wish I hadn't lost 700 bucks in 4 days is all.
>>61319078See >>61318971>>61318960Go ALL IN on irbt or you're gay
>>61319350>$700
>>61319359When you put money in you don't expect to immediately get fucked hard by random 'uncertainties'.
>>61319379
>>61319379ive made and lost 100x time that and never once posted here bitching you sniveling ass
>>61318971>>61319358without the pump and dump network he just owns shit (IRBT)critical thinking says he simply got lucky he bought BYND which was PnD by other people
>>61319379you expected to predict the future? lol
Tomorrow we dumpan and then bumpan in the middle of the dayAre you playing puts on the way down or calls on the way up?
>>61319392There's no way SPY tests 652.84 by the middle of the day. This is going into next week.
Buttcoin just rugged
>>61319392I sold some deep out of the money puts on the SPY and QQQ which will only be worth something if the SPY and QQQ crash until 2 months in the future.I'm starting to believe I was being overly bullish because these have an absolutely shitty risk to reward ratio.
>>61319409> -2%
Duoligma
>>61319350>lost 700 bucks in 4 days is all.bro I'm down $54k and some change in this crab trend. What's it like to lose a whole $700?
Why do futures and crypto go red at the same time?
I yeeted $420 at this pltr short as my first foray into options. Should I leave it open?
I knew I should have trusted my gut and bought puts last week, but I foolishly listened to you top buying shoeshine boys instead.
>>61319454Verify your email address
>>61319474It's too late buying puts now now that we're at max fear. You'll have to ride it out.
>>61318199you now remember MSTY and ULTY lmao
>>61319474Biz makes the shoeshiners of yesteryear look like quants kek
>>61318971This is kind of sad, checked his account and he hasn’t posted in 16 days. Probably killed himself desu
Fuck it I might exit on a slight loss. This is stupid I have no idea what's going on at all. I don't understand this market
GAMB WILL RISE AGAIN
>>61319488>now that we're at max fearFucking retard, the fear hasn't even begun. You're going to be one of the jumpers.
>>61319508You absolute retard, I'm talking about an actual indexhttps://edition.cnn.com/markets/fear-and-greedKill yourself.
>>61319510It's always pegged at "max fear" and never reaches "max greed". It's a worse-than-useless bullshit index that's only meant to influence the markets through reverse psychology.
Thank you to HGRAF Anon. I'm going to pay off the family farm someday.
>>61319510Literal FAG index
>>61319508i talked to some normie friends of mine from high school on tuesday, they were all scared. i imagine they're really freaked now.
>>61319518are you retarded or just a contrarian faggot
>>61319548>never reaches max greedThanks for proving me right. Despite all the retard pumping over the last year, it's always biased towards "max fear". It's fake and gay.
I'm making nachos and cheese, and it's 11:14 pm :)>>61319350>>61319379Why would you care so much about $700? Also, why did you realize this loss?Are you this new? Seriously?
>>61319555>It's always pegged at "max fear"retard, you had no clue what the index was to begin with and you're the fucking expert. how about you read instead of being a nigger philistine
>>61319434if you have 100k and lose 54k and he has 1k and loses 700 I'd be much more worried for him
SOXL sisters not like this, not like this!!!!!
It's over.
>>61319564It's literally normalized from 0 to 100, you illiterate nigger.
>>61319474Kek I should have trusted my gut too but instead I listened to the part of me that thougnt itd pump anyways. It did in fact pump and I was up like 6k...I didnt sell. Then the bailout request was made, I should have sold the first pump and gone 100% cash at around breakeven
>DJTany thoughts on this? is it going to keep dropping to oblivion or should i buy cheap calls?i mean the guy is the president he surely can make his company profitable if he wants
>>61319585if it's normalized how can it be pegged to "max fear" you cavemanhttps://en.macromicro.me/charts/50108/cnn-fear-and-greedyou can look at a longer period chart and see that it's a cromulent index
>>61319599>if it's normalized how can it be pegged to "max fear" you cavemanBecause it's fake and gay, and meant to move the markets, you fucking retard. It's meant to imply that there is always strong bullish upside, and that the market is never overextended, despite constant retard pumping in 2025.
>>61319555It's not biased. Mar and April really were apocalyptic if you are a boomer invested in trad companies like Walmart.>>61319568You are very wrong then. Your relative share view is too dimwitted, living costs are basically fixed. One guy lost out on a weeks rent/groceries, the other on a year.
>>61319585>>61319564>>61319609I know how to solve this discussion.Fear and Greed index users are brown.
>>61319609>It's meant to imply that there is always strong bullish upside, and that the market is never overextended, despite constant retard pumping in 2025.that makes no fucking sense since the index has been on "greed" from May through October
>>61319611one guy has 46k and one has 300.. I know who I'd rather be. easier to make money with money than without.
I'm sure it'll crab Friday then mango man will tweet something on Saturday and so on Monday we will V back up.>Source: I made it the fuck up except not really because that's always what happens
>>61319616Reddit spacers and slopposters are brown
>>61319632But ... you can also make much more money with 1k than with 300 bucks
>>61319488Meh fuck it I bought one very expensive (45 dte) QQQ put after I liquidated all my calls, sold etfs and other boring stuff to cover margin gamble losses. Sold my fucking SCHD too because it's fucking useless. Also liquidated my wife's account with comfy profits from May this year. Seeing new lows after good earnings for too many good growth companies. Just doesn't feel right to me. Today was wild too - No buyers! Literally couldn't unload my bags fast enough. I think tomorrow is going to be a real NIGGER FRIDAY and I'm out until next bull season.
>>61319642This is a good show and I like Monica Rial and Chris Patton
>>61319642you could also just get a job but that's boring.
>>61319525>Thank you to HGRAF Anonhow is their soot business going? Do they acetylene piped directly into their texas soot factory yet?
I will split my portfolio equally among six assets:1. SPY2. QQQ3. GLD4. SLV5. GDX6. BTCI don't care anymore. I want to reitre in the next 6 years.
>>61319574We're so back
>>61319677>BTC at the top>Gold at the top>Silver at the topYou ain't retiring in 60 years let alone 6 you slackjawed baggot
>>61319690idc. the only alternative is literally treasury bills
>>61319698Holy shit you're actually retarded
>>61319698There's so many optionsGAMBGRRRThe world is your oyster
Is TSLA done?
>>61319633Mango man is out of bullets though. And energy by the looks of it. If Trump gets to the end of his term without a stroke I'm very surprised.
>China's factory output and retail sales grew at their weakest pace in over a year in OctoberHere's a trick: when you look at your total portfolio always remove 30% of the total as a tip for the market. That way you're never caught out.
Uhh bros, orange nigger had all those jews and bussyant over to discuss Fanny right???
>>61319636dayum, you got me there
>>61319647I know it requires a superhuman psyche, but you probably should have done everything that tomorrow. There's a certain chance there will be fat bounce up either tomorrow or Monday. I know you are gambling on this now being the definitive turning point to a bear market, and I believed that during last weeks NIGGER FRIDAY as well. But my sentiment has lifted a bit since then. Markets are resilient. Basically what I believe would send markets crashing is either uncooperative politics (like Trump tantrums) or a bank getting wrecked, and neither will be the case for the next few months.Picture unrelated.
it’s over
On one hand I lost more money these last 2 days than I have in my entire life On the other somehow I made money on fucking spy CALLS. These could have gone so badly if I ignored my 50%/70 rsi profit/target holy shit
>futureswhat are some reliable suicide methods?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y3wmOBtiHkM
>>61319685It's so over again.
Nvidia will save the market next weekRight?
Uhm...sisters, why are futanaris red, they were supposed to be neon green?
>>61319893Im a cliff jump kind of guy myself
>>61319838Possibly we pump on Monday but I've already made up my mind and will be buying puts if we do pump. I believe the market will be down 5-7% until we possibly start pumping again. If we break farther than that, we are looking at a 15-20% correction. If we go under -20% it's fucking over. I'm not a doomer bear though just don't think this market will pump much more in the coming months. Holding on to my divvy stocks but otherwise I'm out.
HIVE puts ought to be free money right
>>61319933i kinda just wanna disappear though,is that even possible in the current PLTR era?
Will start pulling my emergency fund money. Taking this to 0 all in with my entire life and will kms after. Its now or never. Guess I'll grab some short puts too
>>61319945I sell spy call credit spreads on pumps
>>613199753 dallah profit!
>>61319947I would just walk out into the cold sea at night, get far enough and I'll be too frozen to change my mind.
This is going to hurt. I'm going to have to sell a lot of stocks to cover this.
I actually think it will pump today to sucker in more retail liquidity over the weekend.0DTE calls it is.
>>61319995thats lame cause in the event you drown your body would just end up on the shore.But while reading your post I got the idea of getting on a boating and going out to the middle of the sea, tying weights to myself, then jumping off
does anybody know what happened to the billions they were supposed to invest in golden dome? I thought the contracts were supposed to be given away sometime around this year.It all went to spaceX didn't it
>>61320014>TFW even my suicide is lameFiguresWhen did it all go wrong for you biz?I would say 2020 for me. I've never been the same since.
>>61319983Some retard put a market sell and somehow it met my lowball order on a scam wick
I'm buying more fanny too. You know how options give you the right to buy/sell stock?Fanny shares give you the right to cum deep inside bussyants slippery little colon. Its not even gay which is the benefit of owning common stock
>>61320003It almost hurts too much to open up my brokerage account to sell stocks to preempt the margin call. I know Interactive Brokers will just sell off my GOOG bags, which honestly doesn't hurt the most in the world.>>61320011>>61319945Monday will be a day of recovery. The weekend will cool a lot of dumb retails heads.
AAAAAA WHICH OF ONE YOU BOGHTED
Hey jannoid. I want you to imagine my throbbing cock deep inside Scott bussyant while you paste this into your irc to ask for permission to ban (you do it for free)
>>61320078T’was I. Sorry fren.
Bears?
Premarket RED.
>>61320103Looks extremely bearish. Like ‘needs to be beaten within an inch of its life’ type of correction.
>>61320108Max Pain occurs when the last stubborn Bears finally capitulate and hibernate for the winter, longs are swiftly wrecked hereafter.
How low we going black friends? I'm selling 650 puts tomorrow
>>61320049>investing in fannie+freddie right before the admin pushes portable mortgages AND right after several execs get sacked for bringing up conflicts of interestyou're either a genius or retarded
Sick to my stomach
Im gonna sell at a massive loss, then going to go short on some stocks, and then back to the bull rally like nothing ever happened.
>NDX -0.60%its over
>>61320128Look at futures right now. Euros are panic selling.
I have $30,000 that I'm sitting on. Should I buy now or wait?
>>61320146Always be buyingMarket go up
>>61320137I know. I'm probably going to capitulate tomorrow. This is stupid
>>61320146Stocks
>>61320122yes
>>61320146Buy an ETF. It's always the right choice. You are not an options trader, by day or by week fluctuations, even by month weakness, doesn't matter to you.
>>61320108Iirc he announced he's shorting but if I understood the document correctly and recall it correctly for that matter, he closed that position last month. So why announce the short this month as if he was in the position at the time?
>>61320160Can I have VOO-chan, I like big boobas. What's SOXL-chan look like first? TLT-chan?
>>61320166Its not about the money, its about appearing correct on the internet. He's a one eyed autist, its all he cares about.
>>61320155The question is, what to buy?TQQQ is what I usually go for when theres blood on the (wall) streets I am balls deep in bitnigger though so I dont have much funds left
>>61320169Kek I've been waiting to post these
>>61319130How hard will the market crash if there is no rate cut? Will SOXL dump 50%+? Will TLT/TMF pump or dump despite the cut?>>61319611>Mar and April really were apocalyptic if you are a boomer invested in trad companies like Walmart.But what about that crap about forward looking? Who cares if a few months worth of tariffs? Over 1000 years it'll probably go up so the market should literally just keep going up every single day.
>>61320174I want to impregnate SOXL-chan.
>>61320169tlt-chan sadly took her own life :(
>>61320182Yeah but occasionally you realize that the red number on the screen could have been an actual vacation, panic and sell.
I literally just want one thing in life
>>61320174Neat. Very detailed background. Shame they don't have big huge fat milkers despite being 3x etfs.
>>61320195She always get so fucking smug over $40
>>61320014At least blast your brains out standing at the edge. Drowning is a horrific experience.
>>61318199What do you think about buying Chinese EV stocks. I have done next to no research on the topic. Has anyone done research. According to the headlines, Chinese EVs are poised to really take off in Europe. Anyone put a lot of thought into this?
> degens getting rekt left and right Good, good.
>>61318199Lol, I love these pictures. Good job
>>61320204Absolutely do not do it. Just trust me on this. Ask an AI why not.
OH FUCK NONONONONONO CRAMER YOU FUCKING JEWISH NIGGER THIS IS MY SINGLE PROFITABLE POSITION LEFT
>>61320209
>>61320185I like this one. But I made around 27% including the NAV erosion on four different funds. Holding SCHD is like watching paint dry.
>>61320232>Holding SCHD is like watching paint dry.This is the case for any non-leveraged ETF. Why do you think we are even in this thread? Because we are boring Bogleheads?
>>61320165Any suggestions for a europoor who can’t buy american etfs
>>61320240Even Montenegrin villagers can buy ETFs nowadays.
>>61320240Buy GOOG as stock and MSCI 2x World as the ETF.I suggest to you GOOG because people don't really want an ETF, they also want the excitement of a company stock. And I truly believe GOOG will smash it in the next years.
>>61320239I really don’t have a problem with that; non-leveraged. My issue is quarterly payouts on dividends makes compounding via DRIP absurdly slow.For me I envision SCHD looking like a respectable, well dressed book worm with brown hair and something like QQQI or SPYI with nice milkers and dressed nice but a bit more inappropriate with strawberry blonde hair.
and the dump continueskek baggies
Today will dump like fuck but it will pump like fuck on Monday, you've been warned
>>61320257Hey retard check the msty and ulty prices kek
oy vey, its not looking too good schwesters
SOXL rugging anons yet again for the 5th year in a row
>>61320287its a feature not a bug retard
>>61320285I opened my positions after the DeepSeek rutting of the entire market and closed these positions over late summer. But yeah, anyone holding MSTY or ULTY from mid September to today is roping and coping.
>>61320240Dont your bank offer index funds? All banks I've seen have had.t. Nordic
HehehehehheHahahahahahaKekekekekekeke
>>61320287>+(7.07%)past month
Sp500 -1% on EU marketLooks like I will be buying today
>>61320300Kek not for long nigga
>>61320240>europooryou have no self respectoff yourself
>>61320308newfag
>>61318301I am also holding because I have less to lose then I will have to pay an accountant to do taxes and I can write of loss when I sell it and I bought only meaningless amount thinking I wil be losing it all.If anyone is holding any meaningful amount you should sell.
market very irrational rn, no information to trade onselling my whole port to lock in 20% gain for the yeargl fellas
Go all in 0dte calls at 10:58 am tomorrowIf that doesn't work go double all in at 9:32 am monday you'll be filthy rich you have my word
>>61320326the market is dumping because there is no informationthe market hates uncertainty
>>61320146you should always buy
>another red day for nigger videoI hate this faggot stock so much
>>61320137they're not relevant enough to move markets
>>61320327>10:58 amwhat timezone nigger, tomorrow is saturday
>>61318270ai is a scam and we've crippled our work force by cutting back on new hires while chasing delusionsI don't see anything else all this capital can be leveraged into. the data centers are going to be practically worthless.maybe we'll get effectively free cloud compute out of itwe're extremely fucked if what you're saying is true.it doesn't even work out for the oligarchs in the end.
bull market ain't even close to overall in
>>61320414
>>61320394God you are so fucking stupid. You probably have around 100 IQ but you dare making market predictions about forces larger than your horizon.You would have said in 2000>what will all these fiber cables for the internet ever be used? The current stack is enough to open Yahoo, and tech is a bubble, so this is all a worthless investment :^)
>>61318199and now that things are looking up and we have absolutely no reason to, we can finally crash
>>61320418mark my words buster
>>61320427we'll see
>>61320423>>61320423>>61320423
>>61320421things aren't looking up lmao
>>61320240Holy fuck retard, you have access to the equivalent ETF, including leveraged ones. Buy LQQ if you want 2x leveraged Nasdaq100, or CL2 if you want USAx2, or fuck it, buy 3NVD if you want 3x leveraged Nvidia. I'm fucking sick of this ''I'm EU and I can't buy ETF'' shit. You have Amundi/Lyxor that's no small player in the field giving you loads of possibilities. You are not european, FUCK OFF back to your trollfarm fucking pajeet nigger.
>>61320419kk, go out and start the next trillion dollar company then since you know what to do with the infrastructure that's being built
>>61318199This faggot pose ruined the bobina meme forever.
