Hello frens, I'm making this guide to help someone who is in my old position out. 6 months ago I was actually jobless, had terrible grades in college, and quite literally 0 bitches. I am now starting a 100k+ job and haven't technically graduated college yet, have a bag, and fuck a new woman at least every other week at 23 years old. See below, retards. This is a dedicated training program that will turn even the fattest retard into a well rounded person set up for success>Get in shape. you don't have to be shredded but getting to the point where you have noticeable biceps and a nice jawline goes a long way and will be important later.>Unironically get your insurance licensing in life, health, property and casualty. It costs about $200 if you pass the tests on the first try which is easy if you study 2-3 hours a day for a month>Apply to a local State Farm agency. The agency owners are constantly dealing with high turnover and will hire anyone with a license that doesn't stink for their "account manager" position>During your employment, you will start to think it's a shit job. And you would be completely right. A good agency will offer you a small salary and commission though. 1/2
your advice is do stuff and the best way to start doing stuff is by taking adderal
>>61319164>You will be forced to make smalltalk for a living and make friends with people in order to sell them policies with shit prices for the most part. >However, you will learn salesforce, people skills, the knowledge to start your own agency (doesn't have to be State Farm), basic corporate etiquette, and a pretty good paycheck once you learn how to people please the most ghetto people you will ever encounter. It will also completely rid yourself of social anxiety by the first week. >Make a linkedIn. Even though you are in one of the most shitty sales jobs you can find, your agency owner will likely make you do a wide range of boring office activities that you can put on your resume and demonstrate.>Start an LLC. It costs $100 and doesn't even need to make money>Make your LinkedIn and indeed profile and make sure to plaster State Farm all over it along with you being a "business owner">Your nice new biceps and cologne make every woman that comes into the office an instant sale, sex does sell>Congratulations, you now have experience for every corporate office job, and are especially attractive to better paying insurance agencies, the entire financial services sector (including financial advising), and your very attractive title of "account manager" will get you an in to the management/finance side of nearly every kind of business.>You'll suddenly notice that talking to women at the bar no longer gives you anxiety from being told no all day 95 out of 100 times> After having your shiny new State Farm approved LinkedIn you'll start to notice job recruiters will actually start reaching out to you instead of the other way around after the first week or so, even if you only worked there for a few months (I only worked there 5 months lol)And just like that, you have gone from retard schizoid NEET to a very desirable person. I currently have a 2.9 GPA and haven't even graduated college yet and I am starting a $100k+ job on monday 2/2
>>61319179This. I unironically crushed it up and sniffed it at work
