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Now that life as we know it is over and everyone is going to be flat broke and starving. I am contemplating prison maxing.

>max out everything take any kind of loan i can
>go fucking live it up for a year abroad having as much sex and experiences as fucking possible
>come home (make sure it’s a blue state or nice social capitalism country like Scandinavia)
>commit fraud or something non-violent/sexual
>go to cushy prison for non-violent criminals
>get fed three meals a day
>free gym membership
>library
>tv maybe even vidya
>all the other inmates are white collars
>life is taken care of
Unironically this seems like the best way to live out life if you’re currently 18-45 with not enough money to live off of for the rest of your life.

Personally, If i get laid off I’m prisonmaxxing
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going to jail in monopoly means you dont get to pass go for consecutive rounds
even fake disability neetmaxxing is more dignified than prisonmaxxing



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