nyc edition>Mental Healthhttps://findahelpline.com/>Jobs when it inevitably collapseshttps://jobs.mcdonalds.com/>Educational sites:https://www.investopedia.comhttps://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain>Financial TV Streams:https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.htmlhttps://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/>Charts:https://www.tradingview.comhttps://www.finscreener.comhttps://www.portfoliovisualizer.com>Screeners: so you feel like in the movieshttps://finviz.com/https://etfdb.com/>Gambling:https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.comhttps://optionstrat.com/https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices>Pre-Market and Live data:https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futureshttps://finance.yahoo.com/>Calendarshttps://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendarhttps://www.earningswhispers.com/calendarhttps://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.htmlhttps://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits>Boomer Investing 101: so zoomers with meme stocks can outperform youhttps://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_startedhttps://www.sec.gov/search-filings>Misc smg:https://www.financialjuice.com/homehttps://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickershttps://market24hclock.com/https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculatorhttps://brokerchooser.com/https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-ratesPreviously on /smg/>>61321703
first for america
off yourself, with your retarded threads
>earnings
>macro
Market summary>A renewed bout of selling hit Wall Street's riskier comers, dragging down stocks and cryptocurrencies as doubts grew about the Federal Reserve's ability to cut interest rates in December.
Guys…why did we dump this morning…?
>>61322485>>61322490>>61322513>>61322529worst fucking /smg/ threads in monthsneck yourself attention whore retard
>>61322542economy is dying>>61320433>>61320433>>61320433
>>61322542There were more people selling than buying
Intcels...did we hodl for too long?
>>61322558Damn I should’ve waited to buy
Did you shorted the VIX anon? It's free money
>>61322558just refinance for 50 years bro.
Everything will be fine
well that was the quickest nano relief pump I have ever seen lolits algos trying to bait algosdead market theory
The volatility is insane rn. Palantir is going up and down 1% every 2 minutes
>>61322588I bought 29 VIX calls expiring April 2026. They were the most amazingly cheap hedge I've ever seen.
NOOOOOO I DONT WANNA GET A JOB
Are there any “must” slurps right now?
>>61322566? the fun hasn't even started yet. not a single piece of 18a silicon has been sold. the first product should be out in a couple months, and this was the first good quarter in a few years with a really good outlook for data centers. as soon as the market is done with it's little tantrum we'll be making new highs again. 18a isn't going to hit peak production until 2030.
>>61322485>ai spammers>jeet scammers>/pol/yps>vibe investorswhat have we become?
>>61322616IT jobs are pretty comfy if you get into the right team
Looking at the SOXL chart, it looks to me like that vertical pump back to +/-0% at open was off a single gigantic volume spike.Am I interpreting that correctly? Was that one buyer, or am I reading too much into it?
>>61322603The fundamentals are that AI has been the worst gamble of the century taken at a time when debt can no longer be outrun.
It's McFuck now. Speaking of...
>>61322620This post gives bagholder vibes.
>>61322617Probably palantir
>>61322617DUOL
>>61322616Same. If the market maintained the same behavior it did from April to October, then I could over enough time retire
uh oh spaghetti o's we can't get past this resistancebreakout denied
>>61322632Monopoly money passed around so stocks can be sold off at yesterday's prices. The dump will resume shortly.
>>61322485The impotent pumping and flailing will continue until Wall St. remembers that as soon as the zeitgeist is openly discussed or debated instead of taken for granted, it is already for all intents and purposes, a dead thing.
>>61322631The problem I’ve had with that is that boomers just end up gate keeping. They won’t let you do anything fun or interesting, just keep you in your little zone until you have the right credentials. It always killed my motivation
>>61322631Lol I cant even get my foot in the door for those
>>61322631>IT jobsHit the hardest by AI
Apple stock is a gigachad. All the other mag 7s shit the bedroom the last 2 days and apple is green
Netflix might be a good scalp right now
Rolls Royce sisters... I thought earnings would save us
>>61322666Junior devs, yes. Sysadmins not so much.
How to explain this? SPY/USM2. Does mean "SPY stocks bigger than total moneys in USA?"
>>61322654true, in my shithole country people who are ~30-35 now got into all the lucrative IT jobs with their only skill being able to use a keyboard because of the crazy boom in the market.Now all they do is gatekeep the shit out of it because they know they are underqualified as fuck compared to the kids that go into the industry with CVs more impressive than all these "senior devs" being straight out of college.>>61322666I do AI RnD basically so one of the last to go>>61322660managed to graduate a good western university so got extra points in my country. In US my only option would be to pack the fries probably
CAMON ONDS
>>61322716Fuck I knew I should have bought before earnings
bear market rally
>>61322689sysadmins are opex, they'll be the first to go.
Bobos RAPED in the ASS by MASSIVE green DILDOS
you know its bear market when the green dildos refer to -0.3%we pumpin' amirite?
When futes were at -800% I went to sleep thinking I'd wake up to the ten plagues.Why did nothing happen?
stocksbros, We are so back
>>61322603What fundamentals? We’ve been unmoored from reality for years
>>61322542I bought earlier this month and my balls and dick aren’t completely pinned to the dartboard yet
ok i solded
>open Bloomberg>Indian speaking>change channel>open yahoo finance>Indian Dalit speaking >close tvThis is exhausting
>>61322617Create, IF the rumor about admin buying their debt soon is true
>>61322793what's the difference between regular indian and indian dalit?
>>61322802*coreweave my apologies for phone posting
>>61322793So sorry that happened to you saaar
>>61322793Do you think they've got their own version of Warren Buffet and Michael Burry over there? Maybe some kind of options trading celebrity that all the other Indian traders admire?
Stocks are worthless paper, which is why they can be thrown around like this
>buy calls>lose>buy puts>i lose aswellok this is the last gamble
free short, thanks!
>NVDA in the green alreadyyeah it's over for bears
>>61322810nothing unless you're Indian.
Was playing horse game and missed market openI'm surprised the market seems to be crabbing after yesterday.Thought that we would dump more because people wouldn't want to hold and stress over the weekendWas there some positive news?
>>61322823SPY is ending green today
>I literally have cancer>Both of my parents, recent retirees, are refusing to get health insurance because the premiums are "too expensive" >Me paying a couple thousand deductible vs literally a million didn't convince themI need to convince these fools to just pay the cash. I've offered to help them out but they say it's the "principle" of it being too expensive (?!) >>61322793You don't need those channels. You've got us!
Why are you guys so afraid when the Doordash™ official consumer index report™ says inflation is steady or possibly even going down
everytime I switch tab to my portfolio my heartrate spikes hardthis cant be sustainable
we're back boys
My boobs hurt today, ugh..
>>61322841For what reason?
> Nosedick
>>61322866You have to take more estrogen.
This is it, a recovery before the gigapump into next year
>>61322843what type of cancer? how are you holding up?
>TSLA green>NVDA green>AMD greenNice bear market you had there for a day, Bobos.
haha this is just completely natural buying
>>61322890Zoom out
what's with the nigger pump?
we need a -20% day on all the meme megacaps like tsla, nvidiamarket cant operate properly with these crazy evaluations and they dump lower liquidity stuff by ricochet while the megacaps stay pumpingthis is NOT ok
>>61322802>>61322811There's a rumor? All I've seen is Scam Shartman begging for something similar.
Gap closedDump continues
>>61322617IRENNBISMARAGRRRGAMB
You should have listened. Christ is king
Christ is king
>>61322884Ewing's Sarcoma, some rare shit. It was fucked up at first but now I see the light at the end of the tunnel. Wasn't able to walk for a long time, now I can walk again, also had no feeling in my ass or penis which has come back. (Thank God. Feeling nothing when you ejaculate or not knowing when to shit were fucking insane) Latest MRIs show that I'm pretty much good by now, just a few more months of chemo. Work has also been very cool about letting me take time off. Wouldn't wish the treatment on anyone but it's all good news right now. Thanks for asking.
Anon, how are those SPY puts you bought at open working out
I GET GAPPED DOWN
>>61322907wrong
>>61322866>>61322878That's right. And don't forget your progesterone.
put or calls on spx
>next week on /smg/>please look forward to it
>>61322929Congrats my smigger, health gains are the most valuable of all. YGMIWAGMI
>>61322878But I'm already on lots of estrogen. I take the injections in my butt.>>61322944>progesteroneI rub it on my breasts
this thread currently >it has to to go down because... it just has to okay!
>>61322929>Latest MRIs show that I'm pretty much good by now, just a few more months of chemo.Every pullback is an opportunity. Stay healthy, king
>>61322929God bless, anon. I'm glad you're feeling better
>>61322668Turns out Apple, the one company that knows how to print money, couldn't find a way to print money and thus stayed away from the money pithole tjat is ''AI''. And thus it will end up being the best mag7 investment. Who knew.
>>61322959bearishness is a personality disorder.
>>61322929i wish you many riches sir
>>61322959Yurofags with TDS still infect the general at market open. Only natural they don’t understand that America always wins.
>>61322950Wednesday's the big one, may well be a red wojak spam afternoon
Why is Silver now moving at 90°deg angles
>>61322929>Feeling nothing when you ejaculate or not knowing when to shit were fucking insanehow does that even work? how do you cum without feeling pleasure?
>>61322980nobody is buying
so why did QQQ fall 3% just to recover the losses in half an hour?
>>61322995Kabbalistic numerology
>>61322995Because market makers make money by shaking people out of their positions.
>>61322959the board is funnier when the line goes down
>>61322822Based.>>61322929Congrats king, that's awesome.
>>61322941Look again
>the man who made millions betting against the Hang Dong Indexit could be you, anon
so my fund is down to 30k and my initial port is 170k30 x 2 = 6060 x 2 = 120120 x 2 = 240i just need to win 100% 3 days in a row and i will be backthis is gonna be easytime to run it back on monday
The turkey trot begins in earnest
>>61323000How would an MM make money by having me liquidate my 5 digit poorfolio at the bottom??
>>61323006But I love Hanging Dong
>>61322907My first experience of this in real time.I should have taken profits on my shorts in pre-market or on open, then reloaded after the gap filled and reversed.
>>61322840No clue desu it started low and just kept pumping for a whole horse fren. Ive learned one thing, if I get left stuck bagholding it makes it very difficult to buy potentially good buying opportunties. Had I tripled down on my bags I'd have recouped my losses and probably even profited
WEAK HANDED FAGGOTS SELL, IT'S GOING TO BOUNCE. $12 BEFORE DEC STILL PRICED IN, NIGGERS
why don't you guys just buy every dip (that includes premarket)are you afraid of making money long term?
>>61322706There is only enough money in existence to cash out 10% of the equity markets.Think of a bank. If more than 5% of depositors withdraw their money, the bank goes under. Most of the equity is invested in loans and such and is illiquid.Every major market crash over the past 200 years was caused by at most 5% of investors cashing out.The variations you see day to day are caused by a tiny percent of traders.
>>61322929That really is a rare one. Stay strong anon. Positive attitude goes a long way.
>>61322995Because smart money buys liquidity grabs and are the only ones who can move markets. They don't buy ATHs.
>QQQ 610 is psychological ceilingwe going back down to 603 end of day
>>61323018I think they idea is the ultra wealthy are always sitting on giant piles of cash and they can dump it in after retail panic sells and drops the price
>>61323015They slurp your milkshake, they slurp it up!
>>61323020PICRELNOT THE FURRY CHUD ONETIRE BROS WILL WINMARK MY WORDS NIGGERS
>>61323015Who do you think bought your poorfolio when you panic sold? When more people are selling than buying, the sold shares don't just disappear, they go into the market maker's pockets. They are the buyers of last resort, and they make money by buying at the spread and then selling into the recovery.
>>61322959I WONT TAKE MY HEKIN MEDS
>>61322712Yeah I’ve been trying to do some cloud certs actually but I just get so bored, feel like I go through meaning crisis regularly. Only reason I got back up into it is because I didn’t have a job for a while but honestly they’re just two different flavors of shit u know, work is okay with minimal effort and little to no expansion so I get lazy, im gonna study and try to finish this year strong tho. Little 18 year old in a server of mine spends hours and hours in vs code and gets paid 10k at a time for jobs he does, no idea wtf he’s doing in there but a lil freelance work sounds cool. Earlier this year I went through a bit of TAOCP it was actually interesting. I just work at the helldesk tho.
>>61323021I would've slurped today but I needed the money to buy back a call at a deep discount
BTC is gonna make another run at 93 isn’t it
My QQQ 603 puts are already up 25%; you guys gotta trade with the algo's not again them
Slurpers should be gassed
>>61323011Kek. Last I check Im done like 8k from my peak this month. And if I wasnt such a coward and bought a bunch this more Id finally be back up there again. How are you intended to pull off three 2x events?
>>61322989So there was basically feeling on the outside of my penis but not the inside. I tried jacking off for the first time a few weeks post-diagnosis, just to make sure my dick still worked, and when semen shot out there was no sensation at all, and I didn't see it coming. Just one second to the next it happened purely mechanically. "Whoa. That's sperm". Doctors kind of shrugged their shoulders at it, said it may or may not improve, but luckily over the next 3 months the sensation returned somewhat though it's still not as good as new.
>>61323041V SHAPE RECOVERY
>>61323022>>There is only enough money in existence to cash out 10% of the equity markets.Thank you for help but where do you get this part specifically. Is this a general rule due to derivitives or is shown on chart?
>>61323021If I bought every dip Id be holding $48 SOXL, kek.
>>61323040nice can almost buy a pizza with that $25
>>61323045weird, whish you the best
>>61322632I said this yesterday. These dumps in SOXL are designed to shake out investors with stop losses. The recoveries are always rapid and seem unnatural.This is precisely why I can hold SOXL with strong hands. All this market negativity is artificial. The story hasn't changed in any real way. Hundreds of billions of dollars are still being actively dropped on semis.
>>61322995There is a floor at 665.The most numerous bit is that Reddit genuinely believes funds are dumping, when in reality they’re way underwater drowning in bags trying to prop prices and prevent the crash, which they can’t afford right now. When the center finally breaks it’s going to be shock you just how much money they’ve lost.
How bad is the bubble bursting going to be?
>>61323004look again
>>613230556 ounces of silver actually; and If I am right; a few bars of 1/10 ounce of gold
been a nice pump guys! time for a healthy correction
Uh, guys?
>>61323043100% is just 20 shit n piss points. i just have to guess right 3 times with 0dtesi crashed out so hard my body went from ice cold few mins ago to euphoric now. i see nothing but positive outcomes for next week
>>61323071Look at all the panic pumping, you tell me.Yields rocketed this AM before the pump.They’re out of cash desperately selling bonds trying to keep the bubble going.
>>61323077SPX is close to green you dumb nigger
BOOOOOOOBOOOOOOOOOO DAIJOBU?
>>61323072This isnt over
>>61323085wow, mumu really is desperate when "close to green" is considered as a pump lmao
HOLY fuck stop selling faggots
my HD is down close to 10% for the year and barely shits out divvysmy SPYI covered call ETF is up 4% for the year and has been pumping out divvys at an avg of 12% per month and single-handedly funds my vidya addiction. make it make sense
>>61323071probably not great but it won't happen until 2027.
>bynd meat barcodingis the rally over bros?
Well I'm not fucking buying. It was the end of the world yesterday, now you're telling me it's not.>no oct data>ai bubble pop>trump epstine email>record defaults/repos>chip depreciation BUT TODAY WE FINE. JUST BECAUSE.FUCK YOU.
>>61323110lollmaoyou must be fucked in the head to bet against technology
>>61323100>12% per month
I have never seen the market so obviously paint a picture>im mumu and this is comin back bros, bobo gets BTFO LOL>pls buy more pls lets go bull run brosthis isn't even a bull trap it's just gay and obvious
>>61323119WHERE THE FUCK WERE YOU YESTERDAY FUCKER?
I feel like the skitzo talking about the F&G index three threads ago has something to his 'theory' but its not actually a plan of anyone. We're just psychologically and knowledge wise at a point where everyone from retail to institutions has internalised that line can only go up, so if extreme fear hits things get bought up hard. I don't think the greed part has this effect. Goes the same for VIX.
Never been a better time to go all in on GRRRTuesday earnings are going to come in HOT!
>>61323123i was bobo posting
all nothingburger stuff
12 45 - 2 25 EDT we pumpif we don't then its overif we do then its a sign that we're in for a green week coming up
>>61323119Convince me that AI is not a bubble
Now that AI, crypto and the entire stock market is losing us money. What next? Probably Chinese robots.
>>61323121per year excuse me nigger.but essentially, my paltry 5k investment (i'm 80% VOO/SPYM) feeds my vidya purchases
Is it gay if the wicks touch?
>>61322980Check trading view. That’s broken
>>61323133it is a bubble. but it didn't pop yet
Edmund Fitzgerald incoming
PLEASE let nvda reach $190.I will double my short at that price.And please let Karp keep running his dumb, spoiled mouth.And please let Microsoft and Amazon throw Nvidia under the bus for some "national security" brownie points to save them when their accounting "correction" creates an earnings drop.We have just broken through the 30 week moving average.They are trying to end the week on a green day.HA. As if. Conditioning of the retail public has already begun to make them hate the "wealth gap" rich and cheer the decline of the stock market to "stick it to the corrupt money-crats".Bull market OVER! Get ready to see 1000x more military recruitment ads this spring.
>>61323102I'm a bit worried it's going to be a Nikkei esque "your investments lose half their value and take 30 years to recover" correction.
>>61323045
>>61323137We should dump more money into gene mod tech so we can move closer to domestic catgirls
>>61323137I need to figure out how to invest in shenyang soon, need to become china pilled by 2030 minimum
>>61323110This is priced in now and the market can go back to rallying everyday
china pill me im ready to invest in some chinese stocks
And monday is monday, which means 1-2% gap on open as per usual
how come when I generate AI porn its super high quality gooner material but when I try to cook up something else its sloppy asfthis bubble can only be saved by full on pivot into coomer AI material fr
>>61323148yea it will be bad. it's not just AI itself, its everyone thinking AI is going to save all the non AI companies profits through another industrial revolution. it will probably be great depression tier. I wouldn't be surprised if we double from here though before the pop.
>>61323163AI has been trained on tons of porn. Like unfathomable amounts of it.
>>61323165That's the problem to time the market as a normal person. And stonks are generally a safer harbor than cash in highly inflationary scenarios we've seen in South America.I'm probably not going to change much, since time in market > timing market, but it has me concerned.
>Wall Street tumbles as tech selloff extends, rate cut hopes fade http://reut.rs/3JDI1zs>From reuters.com>5:15 PM · Nov 14, 2025They can't even write their articles fast enough, not even with AI.
>>61323133the amount of compute to hit the market next year is more than the amount available today. we'll need to double available compute every year until 2030 as well if we want to maximize ai training before the end of the decade. and that's just to hit the limits of the scaling laws, we will likely need even more. and then we'll want more efficient silicon to lower power consumption, and all the new devices that will be built to integrate with it. and then there's quantum computing.... we've hit a technological inflection point and there's no turning back.
>>61323163Techtrannies furfags are behind AI, so what do you think. This is somehow supposed to be the nigdustrial revolution 2.0 btw.
>>61323183just rotate profits out slowly to safer investments. less profit is better than lost profit. worst case we are the retards and rotate back in later.
>>61323110Max pain is at SPY 674, so we go to 674. Market makers can’t lose money, it’s not allowed. The house wins.
Being a bobo is a sick humiliation ritual with no end
Is it time to sell my crypto and NVDA, every indicator seems like it’s over
>AMD up 7% in an hour just because
molten salt reactors
>>61323095where are you now you niggerfaggot
>>61323031Thanks
Que miras bobo
i want to buy but I know if I do it will instantly reverse and drop 5%So I won't, as a service to rest of you
>>61323215let me know when, i will buy some puts
>>61323195The models that support the classical computer vision technology are cracked as fuck though and the whole CV field relies on this shit heavily.Its just normies dont see it because they cant use them to ask what to make for dinner or which pornstar they should beat their shit to so it goes over their heads
>>61323219I bought some more AFL earlier and it immediately started dumping, but it's maybe recovering a bit now, idk, probably not, that was probably the top
Ummmmm...
>>61323200You think that’s a humiliation ritual?Try saving to sit through your manager doing a morale boosting dance before your shift….and you have to just stand there and watch him.
>>61323191There isn't enough power for all that compute and even all that compute is just a waste when it's being fed garbage data since all available data has already been fed and LLMs are hitting their limits. All of this is financed by debt, and it can't go on forever without real profit.
>open a hood short at 120 rebuy at 115 while Americans sleep>200 usd profit >switch to long at 119 sell at 125>200 more usdAnd they say daytrading doesn't work. I made 400 while scratching my balls on my couch.
My god what a completely fake and gay pump
>>61323173Giga based WWE gif poster
I haven't seen it yet but Paul Krugman saying everything's fine at the absolute top would be completely normal.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qGxFLOw7KW8
>>61322020I was right
WYCKOFF
>>61323246dead cat
>>61323201>every indicator seems like it’s overYes. Fucking duh.The fundamentals for these companies are FUCKED. Burry pointed out the depreciation issue beautifully. And the ongoing geopolitical turbulence will ensure that these companies won't be able to justify their experience premium in regards BVPS multiple....aaaaaaaand on top of that the kill-a-chicken-and-tell-me-my-destiny indicators are flashing SELL.So yes.Sell before EOD Nov 19.
>>61323200Shorting in a bull market is insane. At best you'll get 2-3% drops like today and then instantly get gaped on the V shape. Or you could just be a bull and make 20% a year
My prediction is a major dump. Market makers went out too far on a limb here without real support to get to max pain, ripe for an ass fucking by an opportunistic big boy with a big red dick.
GRAB YOUR SHARES AND PUT A LITTLE MARK-UP
>>61323215thank you for your sacrifice fren
>>61323241we just build new power plants. also bullish. and everything is financed by debt, that's capitalism, and the companies repay the debt with profits, they make money and the banks make money, win-win. and there's plenty of profits, ask google and palantir and ibm about them. and all the semiconductor companies and cisco and dell. and all the companies that use the product that are boosting productivity. the economy is going to do great. you should see a therapist about your personality disorder though.also i just created new content to train ai's on.
Crypto probably coming back just saw alert says BCH up 6% from bottom , might be ethereum 3500 Sunday
>>61323257COVER YOUR SHORTS BEFORE THE TAKEOFF
>>61322960If they got paid, you've got a lot of money pumping in with Market Orders, like another stimulus check effect.
>>61322616SameMy neet bucks are getting cut this month>>61322631In the us? I. Europe its horrible and getting one is thr most horrible experience Especially when you have a degree but cant do anything like me. They roast me in the interviews
>>61323265They need slight green days to prevent a real massive selloff, dumping resumes next week.
>>61323200they've guesses 6 million out of the last 5 recessions
>>61323147>PLEASE let nvda reach $190.>I will double my short at that price.FUCKING DOUBLED MY SHORT!Can I see $195 please?PLEASE let them pump it to $195I WILL DOUBLE AGAIN!inb4: "post screen" ---- ...no. I don't do that. And fuck anyone that does are you kidding me?
I dont get how I bought VEQT at some kind of ludicrous anomalous high that has left it sitting a 15% loss if its supposed to be a safe slow growing etf
>>61323163most quality public AI video generators (sora, grok,...) ban NSFW content
Bobos were way too cocky this morning
Yep, too many puts/shorts to let it fall. Low hanging fruit gets harvested everytime
>>61322959>Economic analysis from DoorDash>Cheeseburger indexHow anyone can look at that and be; "Yep, I trust this economy" is beyond me.
>>61323161JD very undervaluedBABA is going to be dominant in chnk chips
>>61323269Can't tell if you're sarcastic or not. AI hasn't led to any increase in productivity, maybe a decrease if anything. That's a massive investment for negative profit. Consumer sentiment is massively against AI as well, the people who are actually supposed to pay for it. It's fine to pretend like debt does not exist when you don't have to pay interest, except now you do.
>>61323291they got hard over this btw
Is we entering a depression?
>>61323290considering porn usually wins when it comes to technology this is a really bad move.>>61323290
Bearry is too pure for this world. F
>>61323282base
Up almost 2% in two hours. This reflects rational buyers and sellers of equities.
>>61323306I agreehopefully open source models will one day be as good as sora 2
>>61323304Not til 2027
Christ is king! Glory to god! why did you not buy calls at open?
>>61323308the market exists to separate people like this from their cash. the pump comes when they thing there is a crash and a crash when they think there is a pump. all the bubble talk is extremely bullish.
>>61323304just 2 more weekstrust the plan patriot
>>61323083Lol but have you made any money today?
AAAAAAHHHHHHTHAT WAS THE DAILY DOUBLE TOPWE'RE FUCKING GOING DOWNMAYDAY MAYDAY PULL UP PULL UP
dang it i told for sure this time the two 2 red days in the row was the total collapse of american world hegemony
>>61323276Yeah, my job hunt was 9 months but I managed to land the comfiest position a junior could ever have probably.Just grind the retarded coding tasks and remember that the HR interview is vibes based only. You just have to keep yapping like on a date so the interviewing femoid doesn't get bored.you can do it
>>61323329that collapse will happen in 2 weeks
>>61323316i was gonna but i slept in and had to take a hot bath before checking the market
>>61323161Start with Sinofuturism. First we must understand the Chinese brain then we can integrate into the hivemind. You must sublimate yourself and trust the process.
>>61323137european penny stocks
>>61323333The true faithful will spend the next two millenia chanting "two more weeks" against all the persecution of the rational eagerly awaiting their messianic apocalypse
There was this stock I mentioned called LPTX well, they changed their name to Cypherpunk. New ticker symbol is CYPH, sorry to only mention it when it’s up 85% today but it might be a good time to buy if you like speculative shitcoins.It’s basically attempting to be the MSTR of ZCash exactly the same strategy.
>>61323316Because my stupid senile mother who should have gone back to work with the shutdown over decided to call me with a "Hurry up, I need you to clean out the cabinets and take care of the dogs and this has to be done right because I have people on their way to the house house to do some cosmetic bullshit to the counters and bathrooms and HVAC because I was so bored during the shutdown that I made all these plans to have contractors over and spend thousands of dollars that I don't have and now they're coming to do everything!" so I missed the market open.
>>61323308>>61323319...oh no. I was wrong. I never thought of it like that. That's it guys: I'm closing my shorts. I should have known better. People always tell me "number go up" but I was like "pffffff what do people know?" so I figured I'd be "smart" and do the opposite...looks like that was real dumb. Sorry for giving bad advice guys. I'm gonna face up to the hard facts and open a long position on NVDA, it's the only way I'll make back what I lost. If there's one lesson I would impart to anyone out there listening, it's this:TRUST THE MARKET ANALYSTS.I'll see you guys at $210, and we'll laugh about it.Thanks for the heads up!
>>61323341it's basically pic related
>>61323293Only retards do but the stock market =/= economy and you should know this for a very long time now.
>>61323345Nvda to 220 confirmed
>>61323333WITNESSED
>>61323143It's going to pop next year either q1 or q2. I already dumped my nvidia, amd, and google. Nobody wants these huge ass data centers near them, AI burns through chips too quick, and AI sucks at most jobs it's given. It's not profitable and the jig is up. Sell your shit, throw it in a money market, and wait for the crash.
I'm so fucking stupidI deserve to lose all my money to the market and die broken, poor, destitute, and aloneI will never make it on account of my retardation
The actual existence of slop this bad must be some kind of top signal.
dunno bros, thinking when the market swings wildly thats not a good thingsell the rips
Also, should I close my PLTR and CRWV shorts too? They look like they couldn't possibly fall any further, and are probably a really good deal to buy at these prices. Just saying, they have a really futuristic business plan, and they have a lot of confidence in their product, which makes me feel like they're probably going to succeed. But I don't know, your thoughts?
Just a reminder that BYND marines are outperforming all of you today.
>>61323362you bought 0day puts and didnt immediately sell them when they didnt work didnt you>>61323368crwv is going back to 30 dollarspltr is going back to 30 dollars
>>61323368no you should double down I have it on good authority that the stock market is going out of business in just two more weeks
>>61323355>Nvda to 220 confirmedNo way. That's great! I really need that cash too.
>>61323372I'm jacked inI'm jacked inI'm jacked inI'm jacked in
I am speechless.
hey does anyone have the DELL price chart?
>>61323326yes, 300got 2k cash left so i bought a fast put and flipped it for 10%won on 2k bet and lost on 60k bet, im totally not a clowni would get back in right now but fund needs to settle first, more time to think straight ahead
>>61323368All I know is that palantirs ceo is a ghoul and I have never heard him say an insightful thing ever so I refuse to look at it
>>61323372it's the future of meat for people who won't accept the bugs
remember, winners always slurp
>Work for 45 minutes to make $21>Could've made 7x that with a cheap day trade of an LETF if I wasn't troubleshooting a minor annoyance that a client was having with Windows 11's stupid fucking changesI hate my job so much. Part-time IT is such a scam. You get punished for working quickly.
SPX 7k EOY
>>61323372Zoom out
>>61323375>I have it on good authorityWHO? If they're not an analyst OR a large enough online community, then I don't think it'll be correct.>>61323373>you bought 0day putsNo I bought inverse ETFs. And I'm switching to the leveraged long ETFs to make up what I lost as fast as I can. I would advise you to do the same. TRUST THE PLAN!
>>61323392>We need to move to fake meat because rain for real meat costs too muchNo way
I made more money than i make in a week just throwing some money in sqqq overnight with good limit selsl. It really ruins the money part of work for me, luckily engineering is fun just for its own sake.
>>61323391karp described himself as a center-left progressivedon't call people ghouls
>shit is artificially pumping>meh go to sleep it'll correct>wake up>shit is still artificially pumpingI hate this fake market.
>>61323404farm grown meat is too expensive and the process to make it is too inefficient and wastefulthat's just a fact
>>61323396kek that picliterally me getting hauled off to my room to be grounded for saying "what the hell" when i was 10
>>61323398Your life may not get better, but it can get a fuck-ton worse.
are there any UNH baggies here?are WGMI?people's premiums are going up like 4x next year, it sounds pretty bullish.
>>61323277The market reflects an institutional investor mood of extreme caution. We will continue to see this market wave with a very slight incline upwards. Ranging -1% to +1% on the nasdaq. A major news story will reignite either a bull run or bear panic right now. No news over the whole weekend means monday will probably go green. I don't think I'm personally willing to make a weekend bet right now. Not sure what the majority of others will do.
>>61323418why do you think the pump is artifical and not the dump on literally no news that happened yesterday?
Very quiet thread for such a gay nigger day. Means a lot of anons likely got burned on puts. We wont go down until they capitulate.
>>61323419Call me when you've made a profit
>>61323419sounds like a skill issue. my chickens are basically free. I just open the pen every morning and close it every night.
>>61323426>no newsthe big short dude liquidated his hedge fund. is that not enough news?
>>61323358>throw it in a money market, and wait for the crash.I sold my shit at end of september and pulled out of money market a month later. They need some kind of serious systemic event for their next play and I don't even trust the brokers to hold my cash right now.
when will orange man write his TRUTH?
Is this bullish?
>>61323407That doesn’t sound accurate but it doesn’t matter that much anyway, he’s literally a ghoul. I wish Jobs was alive he would have ran laps around phoney turds like him.
>>61323433I thought he was legally changing the fund to a family office
>>61323421>Poorfag>Got dumped by GF out of the blue>No car>Become a META baggie after deploying my cash reserves too quicklyShort of having a limb sawed off, I don't see how much lower I can go.
>>61322485Whore fatigue
>>61323446you could have buyed BYND
>>61323443he literally studied in the frankfurt social science school, the only thing right wing about him is his pro-Israel stance
>>61323453incel fatigue
>>61323396Le maid of Orleans had short hair.
Bought $5000 of stocks this morning. up 30%. should I sell now or hold until monday
>>61323424the premiums are the same, there's just less government cheese (subsidies). so their membership base will have less poors, which are probably less healthy, so i expect lower utilization. BULLISH
>>61322575>>61322575>>61322575
>>61323465sell
>>61323439nooooo you cant just keep winning like that tariffs are for nazis!!11!!!=!!!
>>61323446Hello me from seven years ago. Are you couch surfing yet? Do you know where your next meal is coming from?
>>61323446You could be sleeping in that non-existent car that would be bad.
>>61323456He just sits on stage and interviews and talks shit and says buzzwords, I’ve never heard him say something good
>>61323477Trailing stop loss at 5% good enough?
>>61323455I haven't gotten into meme stocks, but I've actually been pretty good with small caps in general.>>61323481>>61323485I guess, but I do live with my parents, and having a car would make me a lot happier even if I was poor. I also forgot to mention that I have a disability.
>>61323387first bear market rally? youll be speechless when it rolls over tooaverage baggie cant see 5 minutes in front of them
>>61322485All you stupid Zoomers want to get mad at Boomers. I'm Gen X you listen to me I eat little shits like you for breakfast. The Boomers won't die forever. The big money is in milking money OUT of the old people with easy to make apps and AI shit they think is neat. I'm still team Shamwow, YouTube vid marketing, retarded consumer crap for fast money. EXCEPT, now it can be made by older millenials and Gen-Xers in their fucking garages with Home Depot 3D printers and milling machines because Trump tariffs. Do you get it? This is a fucking golden era coming. The normies won't get it until it's too late. You nerds, learn about open source AI, build some shit. You no-college blue collars, start making shit. It's coming. Thanks for listening to my Ted talk. I don't care if you agree I'm right.
>>61323509Why do you eat little shits, anon?
>>61323495>I have a disabilityYou’re Canadian?
>>61323531
>>61323495>I also forgot to mention that I have a disability.You're Neurodivergent?
...is there going to be a dump 2 minutes before closing bell? This tech rally has been hitting a pretty solid price ceiling on low volume for the past two hours straight.I smell a bull trap having been laid today...
>tranny bought the dip LMAOOOOOO
The fuck is janny doing?
Why does the janny love randomly deleting /smg/? Not enough shitcoin threads for him?
>>61323924His puts got heemed lmao.
>jannie outs himself as a seething jeet
>>61322818Probably both scammers
UHOH somebody got their fee fees hurt
Good. That OP was shit. Someone make a better thread.
>>61323392I wish they'd focus more on fungal substitutes for meat instead of this snoy shit. Way more efficient use of biomass than those shitty beans.
baking
Lesson of the day: keep your mouth shut from mentioned India. Thank you.
Today is a bull trap.The top was in end of October.We are going down rest of Novembear.Maybe you get a santa rally. Maybe.Doubt you were a good boy this year though.
>>61323961I have to wait 300 seconds but I have a thread ready to goI'm using the exact same picIt's called samsara you fucking racist
>>61323977
>>61323967>>61323975bakened
>>61323970bulls are still in denial
I'm downvoting the decision to remove the genny
>>61323979Haha, get bent.
>>61323989isn't exposing yourself as a janny against the rules?
