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wtf happened to smg did we really get page 10'd
>>61323981Janitors are waging war on us humble traders.
When is the next Powell speech man
>>61323981racist jannies hate it when we mention india
>>61322020 I was right>>61322020 I was right>>61322020 I was rightI am a genius
>>61323975Much better thread OP
...is there going to be a dump 2 minutes before closing bell? This tech rally has been hitting a pretty solid price ceiling on low volume for the past three hours straight.I smell a bull trap having been laid today...
>>61324011Well you know americans won't work for such low wages
Stocks acting very correllated to Shit and Piss 500. This is the signal. Its about to pump and then dump, or vice versa.
finna make a hunna next week loadin up these shorts feel me
SOXL dumping again… yeah it’s ogre.
kek cryptards getting mentally raped now
PUSH IT TO THE LIMIT
I'm a gay little cuckold
I am down 55% on mstrDo i hold for few years or do i sell at huge loss?
Oooh the next leg down is here
>>61323995
>>61324045Michael Bitcoin tweeted an ai image and said HODL so I guess you should probably hold
>>61323997Powell will never speak again
>>61324056QRD?
>>61324045
>>61324003Nah gold is also pumping back up, literally the same trajectory as SPY
>>61324065His guitar speaks for him now.
>>61324050These guys are the jannies from /x/ that like to torment schizos. You can look up this exact image to see them in the /x/ archives. True scumbags.
>>61324066This fucking mook has been on twitter too long and too much.
>>61324066What the fuck was he thinking when he published that image? Literally leaving a burning sinking boat telling his fans to hold the bags. Lmao.
We used to wait for the morning newspaper to see stock prices from the previous day.
half of my poorfolio was in crypto. I wanted to get it to 100k before I dropped crypto like a hot potato and moved my gains into stocks. I was so close. My stomach is turning. Forgive me for my sins /smg/. Everyone laugh at me
>>61324050>>61324082Very concerning.
>>61324116Maybe you'll be less insecure some day but im not holding out hope.
>>61324121You are talking like a skitzo yourself. Is everything okay? Don't take your meds though, its a psyop.
>>61324112Why would you rotate out of crypto right as the stock market is about to plummet?
Anybody use Godel Terminal? Anybody know how easy it is to get banned from the chat?
>>61324045its okstop buying dogshit from here on outyou can tax harvest the loss for years to come.
why is AMZN taking a beating wtf
>>61324160Christmas was cancelled this year to make muslims feel welcome
Hate this marketHate workHate life
nice retardpump once again
>>61324160Because I bought
Quick tell me where to park 33k until Monday? Shares or sell an option expiring monday?
>>61324137Did you feel that small surge of dopamine? Does it still hit as hard?
If you bought MSFT in 2003 and held for 10 years youd be up 8%
>>61324101I still remember checking the business section of the paper to see how my fledgling lil IRA index fund was doing
653 was never testedno the trendline doesn't count
>>61324208Technical analysis is a meme
>>61324171No law says market makers can’t hedge their risk in the way most likely to move prices favorably, like scaring bears with retard pumps.
>>61324223Everything that's not physical is a meme.
>>61324223> he doesn't trade the 1 minute VWAPngmi
When is the final melt up supposed to start???
Today is a bear shakeout.The right move to make is to short.Too expensive for even them.They don't have the cash to keep pumping.Short. Hold short until 15% down, then look at the technicals and play the bounce if the opportunity is visible.
I am going to be watching stock market crash videos on Youtube over the weekend.
>>61324140You guys have been saying 'this is sustainable' for decades.
>>61324279already 15% down. This is painful. Going to hold to the death though. Not sure how long they can keep this going
STOP DUMPING SOXL!!!! I NEED $45 SOXL!!!
>>61324293kek baggie.
>>61324279Or just go long you stupid bobo. Zoom out, bears are losers.
>>61324279Burry, the ultimate doomer bear, literally got liquidated a couple days ago and was forced to close his entire hedge fund Scion CapitalIf you're not buying calls, you're thoroughly regarded.
A lot of bearish sentiment ITT. Makes me think there’s a delicious Monday pump on the way for beaten down AI infrastructure tech.
Investing is grown-up business you stupid unserious niggers
>>61324017what does being laid smell like
>>61324313
Your a big boy who can shid and fard all on your own... right?
50 year mortgage lost40 year mortgage will change from unqualified to qualified and will become the standard moving forwardvery bullish for housingnot so great for zoomersoh well, nobody actually gives a fuck about young people
next week
>>61324299Judging by all the bond sales before today’s pump session I think he may be right. If organic interest in the market doesn’t resume soon they may be in a very tough spot.Poomping isn’t free.
Kill bobo. Behead bobo. Roundhouse kick a bobo into the concrete. Slam dunk a bobo baby into the trashcan. Crucify filthy bobos. Defecate in a bobos's house. Launch bobo into the sun. Stir fry bobo in a sartagine. Toss bobo into active volcanoes. Urinate into a bobo's drink. Judo throw bobo into a wood chipper. Twist bobo heads off. Report bobo to the jannies. Karate chop bobo in half. Curb stomp pregnant nordic barbarians. Trap bobo in quicksand. Crush bobo under an elephant. Roast bobo on a gridiron. Eat bobo. Dissect bobo. Exterminate bobo in the colosseum. Stomp bobo skulls with steel toed boots. Cremate bobo in the kiln. Lobotomize bobo. Mandatory suicide for bobo. Grind bobo babies in a mortar. Drown bobo in liquid gold. Incinderate bobo with greek fire. Kick old bobo off a cliff. Feed bobo to the lions. Slice bobo with a gladius.
>>61324329I make no business with any of these companies. And why am I seeing so many moonrunes.
>>61324199Those feels...>>61324287Same. That's my favorite genre.
>EARLY ACCESSTomorrow's (this weekends) headlines just dropped for the subscribers of the EARLY ACCESS tier.
>>61324310I could see a Monday/Tuesday dump/crab then Nvidia will double beat and give retardedly good guidance and the AI narrative will resume as though the cracks never formed.Please, I need this.
>>61324329>FRO on FridayTanker chads, status report?Did anyone save the picture of the sea cat?
>>61324330>organic interest in the marketorganic interest ended due to the US government shutdown.Further rate cuts won't happen this year citing "insufficient data". PoliticalThe only winning move is not to play.That which "plays" is AI.AI is not going to be playing.Short tech.But all poetics aside, and considering only the fundamentals, the technicals, and the news cycle at THIS moment in time, and for the next business cycle:Short tech.
>>61324310most people here are retards with 5 fig folios and are brown. most of original /smg/ got liquidated during the past four years.
>>61324066This post is so bad. You can so easily "misunderstand" it and all explaining afterwards appears just stupid.
>>61324375Michael Burried, is that you?
>>61324391I know right>Hold my bags and drown while I escape
>>61324375>The only winning move is not to play.So what you're saying is I should cash out my spy and go all cash?
>>61324370Sounds gay and retarded so probably true.
>>61324387>most of original /smg/ got liquidated during the past four years.h-hey. i'm pretty close to recovering from that now.
>>61324310>>61324387I'm not brown and would have six figures if I worked harder/made better trades.My new fixation is shorting the next Microstrategy bounce because that shit is clearly going to 30 bucks. FUCK michael saylor.
>Nvidia back at 190200 soon (hopefully)
>>61324152I dont live in america
Is this a good time to buy BP shares? Trump's impending war on Venezuela will send oil prices soaring?
>>61324290adjust for inflation.
>>61324440or "global M2"
>>61324413Considering going all in, but not sure if I should do it now, or wait until Monday
>>61324299>he FOMOd into the top>he can't stand to see red
>>61324160I've been wondering this too, it's one of the cheaper Mag7's at this prize.
>>61324354Well, what are they anon? Do share with us.
>>61324439>being a war profiteer
>>61324480A few years back dumping everything into RTX and ignoring the market completely for a few years after I really fucked up saved me financially I could have done a lot better obviously by putting it in vidya cards but it was stress free and I forgot it was even there after about a year
>>61324354>EARLY ACCESSJust how I like my women
>>61323975Well would ya look at that. We’re gunna close right at max pain, again, for the 30th week in a row.Who could’ve seen it coming?
>>61324370>Nvidia will double beatNVDA will not go higher than $191.125 today. Pre-earnings pump may reach $195. Post-earnings selloff will see $177 as opening price of November 20 (+/- $1.00), will fall to $120-$130 range by January 1.Have fun with those micro-bounces fellas.
>>61324475Some trade and tariff bullshit, probably.Seems to be market favorable, it seems.Full V to SPY $680 likely by closing bell on Monday.(Last Friday's EARLY ACCESS lootbox contained the intel about the end of the govt shutdown. Just check the charts to see when it dropped.)
>>61324515Michael, STOP IT.Enough.JUST STOP! Go to your basement and bang the drums.
>>61324522>tarrifs>govt shutdown>covid 2>a planet killer asteroidAll memes. The only price you’re going to see in the clown market is thre price at which marketmakies stand the least to loose.
>>61324409based, good luck i'm pretty sure YGMI>>61324436its over, get out while you still can. i'm probably gonna buy some shorts the next pump MSTR has.
>>61324532>insider information is NOT real
>>61324534>buy some shorts the next pumpThat has been an devastating strategy for the past 17 years with near 100% accuracy.
Tesla about to pump
>>61324543Did you have that post sitting in a queue for the last six hours?
>>61324542your scam stock is down 33% YTD and dropping. every pump gets washed away in days. do you understand the used car salesman will still get his sailaway package and you will be left holding the (empty) bag
>>61324558Yes I've been watching the 1 minute chart
>>61324522probably more on the tariff items we already know are getting a decrease like coffeetoday's pump isn't strong enough into tech to be a real obvious stupid money dumpit's a careful reverse rotation back into tech from unprofitable boomer stocksthe money that left tech last week has yet to re-enter the marketwill the good news it needs be NVDA earnings? probably not. wonder what they'll make up this time
Fuck it Bought some MSTR Watch it dump now
>>61324568I CANT TAKE IT ANYMOREEEEEE AAAAAAAAA
>>61324568>nowNot the last, you know, 5 weeks?
>>61324571bro you lost no moneyconsider it a life lesson
>>61324534Sell with 55% in los?
bitcoin is too big to fail.
>>61324583i'm not too big to fail thoughhow do i know?i am big and i am a failure
>>61324571What was the strategy?
>>61324567>will the good news it needs be NVDA earnings? probably not. wonder what they'll make up this timeI don't know what the continuation catalyst of the current hype cycle is going to be.More incestuous circlejerk investments in the AI space?As you mentioned, even more grandiose outlooks by NVDA?Something entirely more retarded like>AIxBLOCKCHAIN>AIxQUANTUM?Probably something like this.>AIxVR...would probably to weak.Something to look out for is>AIxHEALTHCARE,too. But who really gives a fuck.And for absolute retardo:>AIx#!&&@BALLThat would actually have most Americans spray their shorts and evoke le patriotism like nothing else.Thinking about it. A link between sportsball fanaticism and the AI space sounds like a match made in retardo heaven.>inb4 AIxWWE
>>61324354
>>61324602its humanoid robotics because it does everything: nvidia + ai + energy + sustituting jobs+putting cameras and microphones in your house + going to mars and the moon and self driving cars + and helping grandma to do the chores + they can make stupid prepared demos in closed environments to shock the midwits.
>>61324602your average normo sports goombler will spend big on AI betting assistantsbut the market may not be big enoughAIxHealthcare sounds like a winner but first you'll need to sell the masses on AI x le heckin scienceAI vaccines and weight loss. how those could ever be connected to AI somehow is a mysterylegal authorization of AI to write prescriptions? we can only dream
Why did baba dump today suddenly?
>>61324598Bitcoin pump so this dogshit also pumpBitcoin pumped but this piece of shit didnt>>61324580What do you mean i didnt lose
>>61324639they give tech support to china military, helping them target US infrastructure
>>61324035SOXL is green
>>61324663>was
I strongly believe we are going under over the weekend. I'm holding my shorts.
why are US 10 Year Treasuries such niggers? go up you useless fucking bonds
>>61324038
>>61324671Trump will say something insane over the weekend to pump it though
Nigvideo is going down.>>61324645He means some retarded shit like 'never sell' which is a cope and you should always sell if you're 2% down so you can pussy out if it goes lower.
I looked into that Zcash thing. I don't really get it.I'd like to hold something anonymously, but the exchange knows I bought it. Even if I move it around I'd have to hold it in its own form, which is volatile. I can't turn it into BTC without going through an exchange which will know who I am.I told myself I'd put 10% of my portfolio into BTC and zero altcoins. I don't think I should change course just because something else is trending.
>>61324631My grandma is ded tho
Black niggers just had to wait until last trading hour to dump TSLA again huh
>>61324670
>>61324673>Like a heartbeat, drives you mad>In the stillness of remembering what you had>And what you lost>And what you had>And what you lost
>>61324690tesla cannot justify its ridiculous pe ratiotheir brand is completely toxic
>>61324673Bobo will arrive right after retail is forced to close their options at 330
>>61324697Yeah but I hold that garbage and I dont want it down yet pump my bag.
Is selling stocks for gold retarded if it's getting rid of all that compounding from building up a bunch of stocks?My brain hears $6000 worth of shares and $6000 worth of gold and I think surely the shares will do more for me and are far easier to sell, right?
>>61324690Its cap. Buy calls for next week.
>>61324686well then you can put a strapon on it (paying a dlc of course) and have fun while palantir records allit's a win-win-win-lose situation, you can guess who you are in the equation
>>61324692sell anonits okits just moneyits made up
>>61324703yeah that's more like it baggie
There's attempted dumping so I'm fully expecting a big one after close
>>61324679The dude is posting manifestos right now or something. 50% chance he nukes the market this weekend.
>>61324038I don't mess with crapto but as a meme I bought $1.3k worth of doge when it was going for 37 cents. wonder if it will go to zero in 3 years or reach 1 dollar.>>61323981GAMB shill felt offended by the OP picture.
>>61324714it's just numbers on a screen...
>>61324708But you can use the gold as a weapon.
>>61324722Im already starting to feel better about this whole thing.
>>61324719he's a completely out of touch boomer
>The Cass Shipment Index has dropped to levels seen during the 2008-2009 financial crisis, per FreightWavesIs it the time to panic and sell yet?
>>61324714>>61324722>>61324730
>>61324734He’s not wrong though.
>>61324730it's just a game in the endwhat matters is having fun
>>61324719He wants you to remember these pittances while you drown kek
>>61324321latex and regret
>>61324160Because Twitch has been shown to be a shitshow that will die like Mixer and MySpace did kek
>>61324745The real gains are the frens we made along the way.
>>61324741>>61324734It's not like we have a pool or Nazi rocket scientists to pick from anymore.
>>61324741He's not wrong but he's cultivated a base with the opposite mindset and he looks like an insincere tard to everyone else
>>61324725Im not gonna lie, I pretend I want gold for "diversification" but I unironically just want to get to larp as a dragon with my savings
>>61324741he's wrong about tech industry talent at least, and that's where a huge amount of offshoring/h1b shit is happening. he's right about things like manufacturing, the knowledge base for that has rotted out here and needs to be rebuilt.
That CNBC closing bell theme really gets me going
>>61324758I want to larp as Scrooge with my gold ETFs. :(
Bullish?
>>61324722>This is the way it goes. Sometimes you’re flush and sometimes you’re bust. When you’re up, it’s never as good as it seems and when you’re down, you think you’re never gonna be up again. But life goes on, remember that. Money isn’t real, George. It doesn’t matter. It only seems like it does.
>>61324766it goes hardespecially when the market is dumpinghttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QDZO-OpBpAg
noone wants to hold the AI bags for the weekend lol
So 15 minutes we all dump?
>>61324787I will if you will
>dumping on power hour
>>61324773Clinton is not Jewish though.
>>61324800Bet
Investing is the only thing I have left.I wish for the bull market and some wins. Wrong time, wrong genes, wrong place to be born. Anxiety, despair and fear of things going even worse is what pushes me on. I legit cried today when everything just compounded, not when I looked at the numbers but just on radom sitting in my chair. I am a grown ass man and I sobbed.
>>61324751>Twitchirrelevant
it's over
>>61324773>it's realfucking kek
>>61324817fugg it's literally the 1980's again.
It's not going back to $45 is it SOXL bros?
In two weeks my IRA went from 140k to 80k. Currently sitting at what it would be if I just bought index funds when I started investing 6 years ago.
Fuck lol I just looked back at my cost basis for RTX when I bought in after getting my ass redeemed shorting Jerome’s EOD printer pumps during the shutdown >$51.66Today’s price $175.333.5x in five years if I hadn’t sold it to pay denbtsFucking peeling
>>61324831I need it to hit 55
>>61324831Why do you buy leveraged ETFs in a clown market not even quants on wallstreet can predict?
What yall think where will the price of Alphabet be in late December? >>61324827What in the name of fuckWho is bubba? DT blew a nigg dick?
>>61324837Litterally why i have always declined these from jobs. I have seen so many people get fucked.
>>61324841I wanted to be free of the wagecage
>>61324837always negotiate cash and just throw it in a Roth. long term you will be way better off than any match.
>>61324017Yup
i bought
>>61324840Lately its:Buy in the mid 30'sSell in the mid 40'sMake a note of it so you won't get burned.
Monday 6673
>>61324757If he’s a tard what does that make the 99.99% of people beneath him?
Buy GIS
>>61324871I'm long Chex Mix.
>>61324850The human desire to not waste their life wagecucking leads to the biggest mistakes in investing. Ask me how I know.
>>61324827>>61324773I FUCKING KNEW ITI KNEW THAT JUICY ORANGE ASS LOOKED A LITTLE TOO ZESTY
And we're back in the red.My only worry is - did I buy enough Dec 31 puts?All my longs are liquidated so just playing the waiting game now. This market is so cooked to the max. No energy left to pump. Stretched to the max and fear has been rising since October. But we haven't even started to feel the pain yet. You are not scared enough yet. It's coming though. The end of the world. Anyway, enjoy your weekends.
>>61324812If you're still crying you're not depressed enough
> about to have to find something else to do for 50 hourswhat am I supposed to do bros
WHERE IS THE DUMP?!!!!
>>61324908I didn't take a new position on either side, so we're just going to crab right below all my previous buy prices. Sorry.
Monday poompa will melt bobo faces
DING DING DING DING DINGHow did it go today?!?!How did it go this week!?!?Mid-month check-in!?!?
>>61324817>new ice-age>while global warming is a thingSaudi Arabia becoming a vast expanse of prairie land is more likely than that.
>>61324923Today: -1.10%This week: -0.15%Quiet weekt. index fag
>>61324924Global warming is fud
>-0.01%Black Monday incoming.
>>61324923+0.37%Won't dare look at the weekly number
>>61324923Today: +0.06%This Week: -3.82%This Month: -8.53%This Year: -37.44%all that noise for... a fuckin crab day
>>61324817Yes. It could. And once it does, the northern oceans will start to freeze over again, then the cold water and ice will start to attract warm water from the south, which will start the gulf stream up again, which will melt the ice and threaten to put Miami underwater until the arctic ocean gets so warm that the gulfstream stops flowing again and it freezes over
>>61324923flat
>>61324923I lost everything
>>61324923Today: +9,42%Week: +13,47%T. retard that made a huge chunk shorting VIX today
>>61324923-1.08%my hedges weren't enoughmy biggest loss was gold, fuck that piece of shit
>>61324923My portfolio grew by 46% this week just from mstr short positions alone. And it wasnt even particularly stressful because the megadump started shortly after I opened the positionsI closed them when it broke under 200 for the first time today but then I got greedy and have rolled the profit into a bigger short position from $200
>>61324928>signs an executive order to nullify his own tariffswhat level of 5d chess is that
>>61324942Can I get the story? Not even trying to be a dick but how have you managed that?
>>61324923+1.56%Week: -1.46%I guess I should be happy all things consideredleft a margin call active by accident hope I don't get fucked over on Monday
>>61324923+2%
>>61324923Today -13% (5 figure loss) but week up 21% I just discovered buying puts on robinhood. Have no idea what im doing but making and losing a fuck ton of money.
>>61324955he fixed the economy that was being choked by tariffs
>>61324923up a little bit today, flat for the week
>>61323975HE BOUGHT INTERNET FUNNY MONEY BITKEKS BTFO
I buy value stocks that don't even have little pictures on the Trading212 app now. I'm going to make it BIG.Current portfolio:£45,000 Vanguard£21,000 T212£45,000 cash£532 in the bank
>>61324937global warming is a good thing actually (so long as you don't live near the equator).
>>61324951I'm not an expert but 46% in a week is like 320 volAka unless you're operating at like 4 sharpe you are probably going bust when the random walk goes against you.
>>61324923-0.8% day-6.1% week
>>61324923Ended the day totally flat ._.
Why did google pump after close
>>61324928Damn it’s almost as if tariffs are inflationary?
>>61324942SOXL + TQQQ + poor timing
>>61324955
>>61324970Up £380 this week, +0.57%
>>61324893Can someone shoop the Mr Bess to Mr Bussy plsI can't get it to look right
>>61324975>steak>well-done>with ketchupok, i hate this guy now
>>61324995How have you not heard this before?
>>61324978Berkshire bought
Open for bagholding.
>>61324942Crab day? We started out like 3% in the hole and went straight up from there.
>>61324999honestly, no, this is the first time I've even thought about Trump's diet.
Don't worry guys we'll rally over the weekend over some tweet or some shit.
>>61324942literally how? I'm up 18% on the year in a boomer port.
>>61325009Like I said: poor timing
>>61324942Buddy hit some books and READ
>>61324923>-0.1% today>-0.6% this week>-1.5% for NovemberSick of this downward crabby bullshit.
>>61325005Suprising considering given how funny it is. The two scoops thing has been a meme on 4chan for ages now.
>>61325018timing? just buy
>>61325026oooh, that was about Trump? I only ever saw it posted with pictures of Steven Colbert and had no idea what it was referencing.
>>61324995You should hear what happened when he had a football team over after a championship! See, apparently the white house chef burnt their roast!
>>61325033It's mainly the selling
>>61324975Ohhhhh I bet he like that cake MOIST all right...
>>61325038Yeah he held a big meeting with foreign diplomats and they served everyone ice cream. The twist to the situation was that everyone got one scoop but Trump got two
end of day popular ETF fund flowsmostly bullish for Mondaylong BMNR and... LULU
>>61325056this is fashism
>>61324457Wait until ER retard. But yeah, YOU MUST buy All-In Nvidia and AMD.
>>61324923+31% today, happy.Worried about next week though
you ARE bullish on BYND meat, right anon?
>>61325087I would beyond her meat if you know what I mean
Went all in JD am I retarded?
>>61324923Down 0.46% for the dayDown 0.63% for the weekDown 4.75% for Novemberit's been a rough time for techBarely up MoM
>DNC staffers are “shocked” at being expected to show up to work during a midterm campaign cycle >The best part is that they still get two full months before they actually have to get out of bed 5 days week >Is this a political committee or a daycare?CALLS ON OFFICE REITs
>>61325111You saw this and decided to go all in the one in the middle even though the coloured Turk has already been in there balls deep??
UP 100% SINCE THIS!!!
>>61324942and you were just on your way back to being in the money too....
>>61324923-0.08 today 0.16 on the weekSomehow still negative on the year.I guess this week vindicated some of my JEPI holdings to pillow the impact to my QQQ and TQQQ and QQQI holdings. Was gonna sell it, now I'm not so sure. Such is life for the humble tard investor. >>61324896Belly laughed and saved. Tom of Finland always puts a smile on my face. I wish I was gay. I got a gay buddy and his twink BF is more likable than any of my straight buddy's female girlfriends, that's for fucking sure. Never did get hard for man ass though. Ain't life a bitch.
>>61325087>bullish on fake gobalhomo goyslopYeah no, lean hogs is where its at.
>>61325134> Never did get hard for man ass though. Ain't life a bitch.Genuinely ngmi
I think I finally get it…The market is saying that portage just don’t matter anymore.With AI here and consumer robotics just around the corner, we just don’t need poorfags anymore and they’ll all be broke or on some communism-lite payment scheme soon anyway.Same reason trumps immigration stuff is being allowed to proceed, whereas the moneyed interest would have thrown a fit a decade ago.
>>61325162>we just don’t need poorfags anymoreIf the gov does not give them enough food and shelter they will be pissed. The deficeit is already $2 trillion a year, and will need to be more like $4 trillion to carry all the newly unemployed and provide basic health care accelrating the devaluation of the dollar.
>>61325264Don't worry there is infinite cash at the federal reserve
>>61325132my favorite was egyptian kings eating watermelon
>>61325270>Don't worry there is infinite cash at the federal reservethanks bro, its miller time
> META
>>61324975The bacon and eggs and Momma Trump's homemade meatloaf are the only edible things in that entire list.
buffet invested in the tech bubble lmaohow the mighty have fallen
>>61324741>street shitting Indians are TOP TALENT saars!
>>61325051you never sell anon
>>61324975Trump himself LITERALLY did the >immigration good cause foodKEKW
>>61325371I love how they try to gaslight us into thinking were retarded all the while china is made of cardboard & trash and india is a literal shit hole.
>>61325379That's for my bogle accounts. This is my gambling account. I need to be in the action!
Where's that Porsche Shizoid that heavily shorted P_911? Long time no see...
>>61325400>while china is made of cardboard & trashyeah, but cardboard and trash are easily replaceable so they'll easily outeconomy the mag 7 and their retardedly high expenditures on data centers that have massive upkeep
>>61325424>they'll easily outeconomy the mag 7 lolLMAO!china will never compare to the FAGTMAN
i have had like 2 green days this month
>>61324923-0.89 today-0.11 this week-2.98 this month
>>61325371>speaks of how far ahead in tech>country is a slumUhm, they were on the moon recently and that was prior to the US' last landing there.>but we were first on the moonSince 1972, assuming you were there, which you weren't, cause why the fuck would you not go for +50 years?
>>61325443Nah, they'll crash the general consumer AI market the same way they crashed the EV market: heavy government subsidy and cheap as fuck material costs
Just heard the news about ubisoft i have 100 shares at 200 dollar. What do ???
>>61324973No, fuck off, each fucking year my skiing holidays are worse and worse with time windows for good snow becoming tighter and tighter. Heck, in 2022 I couldn't even go fucking skiing. The only time window where snow was decent for a single week I had to fucking work. REEEEEEEE.
>>61325502There's nothing on the moon except extremely abrasive moon dust
>>61325552lets go to Mars sirs, let's just skippity skip the easy stuff, sirs. Les goooooooo
>Be me>Decide to rebalance my porto>Sold everything except NVDA and bought GOOGL>Everything green exceptt Shitgle>Feelsbadman>Buffet news comes inExpensive hookers, here I come
>>61325552I heard from a solid source that's actually all cheese
you now remember MSTY and ULTY holders
>>61325143Neuron activation
>>61325583it's called faustian spirit, you wouldn't understand randeep
>>61325408Is he really shorting european stocks in a historic US to EU capital rotation event?
>>61325358why does he even care anymore?It's not like young pussy will even go after him anyways
I spent so much time losing money on crypto that I didn't notice that LAR and lithium in general is going back up. I could have dumped like ........ a lot of money in at 3.85.
>>61325679Oh shit, he's coming with the faustian shit. Have you even once read Faust, you faggot? I had to do it twice and it sucks balls.
>>61325358>im going to stop using google productsdoubt
Somebody please tell me what stock is Guaranteed to go up 10% next week
>>61325754mstr
>>61325763All in mstr @ Monday bell
>>61325763>>61325783lmao we don't have enough baggies anyway
Trump just lifted tariffs on a wide range of agricultural items and cut tariffs on Switzerland from 39% to 15% the market will pump when it opens from this news I hope you bought the dip
>>61325791if anything it will have a dead cat bouncebtc is pretty god damn oversold
>>61325754Nvidia has earnings on the 19th and coupled with the recent removal of some tariffs expect it to pump
>>61325797everybody knew about this already all day long
>>61325806
>>61325799that's actually around the time I'm planning a massive purchase of MSTR puts, good luck
>>61325743The music & other art created about Faust is better than the source material. Liszt’s Faust Symphony for instance
>>61325754lmao
>>61325358>>61325589Buffet stepped down. Berkshire Hathaway invested in google the moment he left...
>>61325743reading is for nerds and faggots real faustism hasn't been tried
>>61324003This anon is smart and cute
As stupid as it fucking sounds I think Beyond Meat still has a future. These billionaires want us eating plant-based shit so fucking bad they have a hard-on for it for some reason. BYND stock sub-$1 is a value play IMO. Only have $1.3b in debt, that's manageable. The company has never done a reverse stock split, that's good. Business deals are already set up..... the only problem is people dont buy it tho. There would have to be an apolcalyptic-type situation where all real meat was inedible for some reason before people would actually buy this dog shit..... dont put it past these evil billionaires to try something tho, they once shut down the entire country for a virus with a 99.99% survival rate
