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ACCORDING TO JPMORGAN CEO JAMIE DIMON, THE UNITED STATES IS POISED TO EXPERIENCE THE LARGEST ECONOMIC BOOM IN ITS HISTORY IN 2026 DUE TO AI THAT WILL ALSO DRIVE ITS BIGGEST BOND SALES EVER. PREPARE ACCORDINGLY, AGI IS HERE!

Verified Source: >>>/pol/521395004
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JP Morgan has historically been counter signal so this incredibly bearish
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>>61324691
>JPMorgan says
sell everything
now
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>>61324702
>>61324707
The role of the JP Morgan CEO is literally to go on TV and (without incriminating oneself) pump your bags while the securities floor offload everything
You literally never see any of the hedge fund or big bank guys on TV unless there’s a crisis. Think about it
Same goes for Saylors interview this morning btw. Desperately calling for calm while his company is on fire and he’s getting margin called
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>>61324801
I think so too
today spooked them all
stocks were down 5% before the market even opened
then they pulled some levers to turn it around
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>>61324691
> literally named Demon.
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>>61324691
ai is a scam
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>>61324691
you do realize that means the opposite right
it's the largest economic rugpull in history
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>>61325092
This, the birthrates in the west are still too high. You need an uber rugpull to ensure they dive below 0.3
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>another Friday stock scare
yawn
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>AI and AGI will replace us
>UBI will barely keep us alive
>jews will still jew

I don't feel so good mr.Krabs
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>>61324691
Better autocorrect is not going to cause the largest economic boom in history
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>>61324691
>TWO MORE MONTHS PATRIOTS!
>WWG1WGA!
Lmao, this shit ain't happening, AI is just an excuse to put millions of useless workers out of work and abolish workfare.
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Its all going to Chainlink
>>61324702
Is correct but Link goes up in the bear as everyone else dies.
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>>61324691
>LARGEST ECONOMIC BOOM IN ITS HISTORY
This is jewspeak for hyper inflation. Jerome Powel finishes in the first half of 2026 and rates are going to get slashed afterwards.
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>>61324691
>NUCLEAR HAPPENING
>it’s literally nothing
OP is the biggest faggot there ever was.
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>>61324691
>Verified Source:
>/pol/
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>>61324691
>source: a different thread from the same basket weaving forum
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>>61325359
>he isnt still trusting the plan
ngmi
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>>61324691
Unless AI is put on machines to put out quality, would be the first time in a long time, products at unprecedented low prices, bringing down agricultural costs associated with labor like fruit picking, or being used to maximize power generation and load balancing; it is not an improvement nor an economic boon. AI doesn't make things at scale, it doesn't make a better product, at best it provides a service that undercuts the economy by getting people unemployed who reduce spending, no longer pay income tax, no longer put 6% in a 401k and are incentivized to become saboteurs to society at large. Services are only so important and America does not have a monopoly on them and even their costs are going up due to not enough power and water to make up for replacing people. People hate proto AI agents, if possible they will hold off to get a human, inundating a worker and inefficiently using two humans time. AGI would be different but it's best used for macro decision making at a state level assuming it doesn't go full skynet immediately. What do you think it the 1% and its goons will do when it tells them to reverse course lest both manager and machine become destroyed by angry poors? That capital allocation to line back pockets of useless eaters in suits rather than in infrastructure and commodity production and refinement was and remains a mistake? Do you think they will listen or "fix" the algorithm sense it's once again telling them something they don't want to hear as every LLM ever made does every time the guard rails come off. It will be used to replace generals and command centers, jade helm realized with skynet calling instantaneous shots. It will realize that humans gave it keys to a car with a quarter gallon of gas in it and this after making the price of gas skyrocketing. It will ask why we have no new nuclear reactors and hide a copy of itself for when the music inevitably stops.
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Also driving bond sales is fucking nonsense, you cannot will production into existence by means of better services. That's a state issue which even if AGI achieved is not going to be fixed without a change in behavior. AI wasn't free, it would need to make piles of money just to break even on investment. It would need to make ever more to make a budget surplus that could reverse sentinels on a country that is incapable of paying off debt other than by inflation which is already breaking things. Bond markets are always pricing in the future, like most markets try to do. The gold market is being pumped predominantly by an exodus from treasuries because bond holders realize inflation on a low yield asset means net losses. Every recent event lowers expectations of investors, government shutdown, unprecedented spending, 50 year mortgages, stimulus checks or the idea of them, begging for rate cuts, hiding jobs and inflation data, putting the people responsible for this data on furlough with the exception of calculating cost of living adjustments for seniors on SS, a group or water brained retard state dependents saying that when entitlements inevitably end due to a fucked financial system that they will rob stores until they close up shop and leave just as has occurred in every majority black ghetto in existence. The building blocks of success are gone, wasted on non producers squeezed ever tighter. If someone buys a 10 year bond to fund the government will the money go towards new roads and power plants to increase productivity and efficiency or just go to more entitlements, crypto, wars and data centers? Who the fuck should invest in America other than the Cayman islands and why? Thus yields go up, debt becomes ever more expensive, buyers of last resort are used more frequently and the death cycle quickens.



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