>>stocks?>topping>>bonds?>crabdumping>>gold?topping>>crypto?>crashingit's over
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>>61328893>why aren’t there straight men at gay church
>>61328893Ground leases
>>61328893>stocks?>>toppingJust don't buy Mag "ATH" 7 and your good
Holding physical cash until things get ugly. Not keeping in the bank in case they try to do a bail in.Waiting for things to get ugly, then buying stonks.
>>61328954So literally dont buy the stocks that actually perform well and baghold useless shit for 50 fucking years instead?
>>61328961Sure you can squeeze whatever AI juice is left into early 2026 but this wagon is crashing pretty soon. Smart money already starting to pivot
>>61328957This. Staying liquid IS a position, and a solid one in this market (no pun)
>>61328893>>61328931Exactly. And I say that as a gym goer.
>>61328893I dump most of it into index and mutual funds. You'll never know where the market is going to go, especially now because of all the fuckery and fraud that's become common place, so just buy the entire market.
>>61328893Chineses ETF and stocks picking
Park all cash in MMF for 3-5% interest with brokerage and sell puts non stop, pull the cash if it makes sense to take assignment instead of rolling which almost always does not.
>>61328954Midcap is still in rough shape. This is honestly a market to just hold money markets and wait for a nice dip.
>>61328931Women spent a decade lecturing men that it's not okay to hit on them anywhere except in a bar or on a dating app.Now they dress more whoreish to the grocery than porn stars dared to a decade ago and wonder why men won't talk to them.
>>61328893>gold?>topping
>>61328893Treasuries (SGOV) and some corporate bonds (JAAA).I don't see a good entry point into the S&P yet. Only AI is growing (bubble) so I don't know what else you would invest in.The Russel 2000 just crabs.
Any thoughts on the yen? Switched some crypto on kraken to it. Otherwise mostly in sgov, little djp for commodities, got a bit of slv and pall left. Maybe crude oil and energy can run.
>>61328893>Thinks everything is either topping or crashing>Doesn't then pivot to holding cash in prep for the post crash sale
>>61328893gold is not topping. it is going higher.
