Preparation Edition>Mental Healthhttps://findahelpline.com/>Jobs when it inevitably collapseshttps://jobs.mcdonalds.com/>Educational sites:https://www.investopedia.comhttps://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain>Financial TV Streams:https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.htmlhttps://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/>Charts:https://www.tradingview.comhttps://www.finscreener.comhttps://www.portfoliovisualizer.com>Screeners: so you feel like in the movieshttps://finviz.com/https://etfdb.com/>Gambling:https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.comhttps://optionstrat.com/https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices>Pre-Market and Live data:https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futureshttps://finance.yahoo.com/>Calendarshttps://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendarhttps://www.earningswhispers.com/calendarhttps://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.htmlhttps://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits>Boomer Investing 101: so zoomers with meme stocks can outperform youhttps://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_startedhttps://www.sec.gov/search-filings>Misc smg:https://www.financialjuice.com/homehttps://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickershttps://market24hclock.com/https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculatorhttps://brokerchooser.com/https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-ratesPreviously on /smg/>>61325806
How will the Republican obsession with homosexuals affect our alliances with Islamic theocracies?
I got crabs
Here's an interesting paper:https://www.firstsentierinvestors.com.au/content/dam/web/fsi/assets/global/insight-articles/2025/extreme-concentration-and-its-implications-for-equity-investors.pdfTL;DR even if you invest in a global / international, developed and/or emerging, market-cap weighted, broad equity ETF, you end up increasingly investing in a few mega companies in the US, in a single sector (big tech). In other words, it's not really a cautious, diversified investment anymore, but a deliberate play. Millions and millions of investors worldwide, through their superannuation or pension funds, are unaware of this. Even bogleheads are playing into that bet if they go with the main index funds.Even emerging market ETFs are now dominated by TSMC and the like. All those companies are closely connected.Personally I'm trying to find an alternative strategy for my super. I don't want anything crazy or fancy, but something that's closer to what diversified equity funds used to be.
>>61331344listen to yourself, you believe in the stock(the business) but admit it has shit sales, hence its a shitty business. it's going bankrupt, best you can hope for is another meme pump.
>>61331563idk, you can see the holdings of an etf, so just pick some that have very different holdings
>>61331578>1.3B debt>no earnings to pay off the debt that guy is cooked
>>61331540What should I put money in for ten years thats not tech. I dont trust anything dealing with tech.
>>61331619Home Depot is pretty reliable, used to work there and kind of regret not getting in on their 15% off stock program. Granted I was only getting paid $10 an hour at the time so wouldn’t have stacked much.
>>61331624Thanks bro
>>61331619energygas and nuclearsomeone has to power all these data centres
>>61331540
>>61331549Hey don't repost my content (tm) without permissionAlso it's not my fault for noooticing that the government has been getting a little....zesty
>>61331540The best way to prepare for recession is to own 76,923 shares of SCHD
>>61331563I invest in stocks that go up
>>61331624Time in the market beats timing the market.
>>61331692I don’t like that they only pay distributions quarterly, I want at least monthly!
>>61331624>Home Depot is pretty reliable>>61331625Was reliable, there is something wrong with it now. It started with no loss prevention they were big on DEI too. The lost a lot of inventory. Now Trump is deporting all the day labor. I think there is something else wrong inside management, but not sure who it is. The stock has been sliding with the lack of strong growth. I think its going lower. I held the stock for years and dumped it all when it hit about $416 in September. LOW and BLDR are also lower in the past year. QXO had a run as new business with a proven winner CEO but they are declining too. The building and remodeling sectors are weak.
Bros I had a dream where Monday was neon nigger green. Like so green bobos got sent to the shadow realm.
>>61331740In our dreams we often cope with experiences we had. You know, subconsciously.
>>61331563You could invest in something like EQWL or RSP
Henlo...NIGGER Powell Are you also inside trading like Kugler, NIGGER Powell?Do you secretly have puts NIGGER Powell?We are suffering, cut the rates NOW!
>futures
Literally all you need in life is 2 Million (2000000) united states dollars in the stock SCHD and you will never need to worry about money or working ever again.
With dividends reinvested SCHD has outperformed bitchcoin YTD
>>61331796I hade a dream I was a Chinese girl who was a guitar prodigy and got molested by her fat teacher.
>>61331829We can dream anon, we can dream.
>>61331816
Is all the Epstein shit bullish or bearish for NVDA?
>how to prepare for a recession>be me>tried to save money>got a job>"I'm going to put 15000 dollars in <speculative asset>">only put 3000 in>almost make 30k>make 12k>constantly think about how I could have made so much fuckin money if I wasn't a pussy>entire point of taking on a shitty job instead of neeting was so that I could put significant cash into significantly volatile, dangerous assets>totally forgot this, got scared>could have made so much money, multiple times this year even>the few times when I lose my inhibitions and take a risk I usually get burned, compounding my inner turmoil- it's like it only pumps when I'm not in it, and if I buy the dump I get dumped onEvery day my heart is full of anguish. Please God just let me win one, bigly enough I don't have to worry.
>>61331852Cute and funny
>>61331865It's sunday but whatever, NSFW.
>>61331862>>61331862bro just buy scratchers, ya can't watch profits fade away like a cuck on those. I put 1k onto the fiddy dollar ones, made out with 100% profit after a few rounds of reinvesting the profits. I can somewhat prove from a combo of the annual report and the numbers off the prize list that they lose money on the 50 tickets, but ya got to play lots and lots of times. or just stop being a pussy about the stock market, it goes up and down every damn day and you manage to catch a good up thrust but not the entire thrust, so now ya whine about it? the best part about this shit is you get endless chances to make more money, but there's no 2x long whining bitch ticker, so take your losses quicker, find the next opportunity.
>>61331540What happened to ubishit did it get rug pulled or did the company go bankrupt ?
>>61331914They delayed the earnings report by several days and investors are getting spooked big time
>>61331914Delayed reporting earnings. Looking like an obvious buyout angle...too obvious even.
>>61331914ubishiteaters always wanted to tank the shares so tencent would buy them out
>>61331937I'm tempted to buy a bit. SURELY all of the assets are worth more than 1 billion dollars?
>>61331827bitcoin can flip this in less than a day
>>61331954It's pretty impressive that bitcoin hasn't crashed 50% off it's ATH. It may actually become a store of value.
How bullish are we on the turkey trot rally? Slurping shares or TQQQ?
>>61331954Not while that chink CZ is still alive.
>>61331970There was no spooky rally why would there be a turkey trot rally?
>>61331975Was there a massive dropoff before the spoopy rally?
>>61331981Yes.
>>61331992Then do it for the memes.
>>61332011Yes
>>61332012>cryptoniggerYou have only yourself to blame.
I have to buy a new washing machine with a credit card LMAO!31 yo KV making dog shit moneyDad dead, mom nearly deadI am ready to lie down and dieTHANKS for reading my blog!
>>61331563There are equal weight etfs.
>>61331937Tencent already bought the good ip. They left the other trash in the ubisoft shell
I thought>$111,782 for each person in America? That actually doesn't sound that much anymore>Yeah, not everybody has this much, but that's because wealth is unevenly distributed>Wait a minute! The S&P has an MCap of +$50T. Just liquidate it all and pay off the debt!>Oh.......
>>61332076kek, it increases by 200k every 5 seconds.https://www.pgpf.org/national-debt-clock/
How do I invest in human batteries?https://www.youtube.com/shorts/IGO9VF8wf7I
>>61332100Depends on which part of the process. For the birth China is ahead with their robotic wombs. Then you have life maintenance, energy harvest and finally disposal. So in total it’s at least four segments.
we need to cut the rates to 0% to stop financing the debt...
>>61331638Not if they get closed or never built because the bubble pops early.
Reddit is very bearish, hope you purchased on Friday...
>>61332015There's nothing else to buy that hasn't topped
4chan is very bullish, hope your sold on Friday...
>>61331824These zionists out here dickriding the corpse of the man that had killed lmao>>61332047Slowly but surely things change. Sometimes for the better.
>>61332047Facebook marketplace. You actually want an older machine, the new ones are programmed to fail after warranty. I got a great machine from the 90s for $125 and it should last years.
>>61332047I haven't done laundry since October 2024
Pokemon investing general /pig/>>61332366>>61332366
How did a trillion dollars recently become literally nothing?We gave 3 trillion to Israel recently.
>Two more weeks until le epic recession from AI bubble popYeah thanks for reminding me to buy Nvidia.
>>61331549Of course he knows, his cock was one of them.
>>61331816Enough of this Apu. I've seen your name in Epstein logs, I know you liked to get double-teamed by Bessent and Trump while Bill Clinton jerked you off. I'm not going to molest you if you secretly enjoy it.
>>61332457>It's not as easy as going to the doctor and getting medicine to break addiction.Naltrexone literally exists
ok maybe AI is a bubblebut AI hype still isn't maxed out?
>>61332626There's 3 possibilities:1. AI bubble keeps going because everyone involved is too embarrassed to say it's overhyped. They'll continue to spend, though they may slow down, eventually they find some uses for it, it doesn't solve every problem but helps somewhat, and everything settles back into a normal growth rate without a huge pop.2. Eventually, some big companies will announce they're cancelling their AI investments entirely because they can't get enough value for the investment, everyone else jumps off the bandwagon at the same time, huge crash.3. We keep heading in the same direction, but eventually some researcher or company unveils the next big leap forward that solves all of the problems and the growth accelerates.
>>61332592How would that help a gambling addict?You can go through life not treating the underlying issues, ever seeking an easier softer way. If that's your wish. Real change can only come to the sufferer who really wants it.
>>61332626How much longer will it last? When NVIDIA barely touches earnings expectations 2 times?I have some derivatives and I am SICK of them going up and down so much. I should have sold high and bought when they shit the bedSo Buffet did pump my bags in Alphabet a bit, this will grow all the way till NVIDIA does not beat earnings ENOUGH and things go red AGAIN
I bought rklb. Am I a baggie?
>>61332666I wish I knew what you AI bubble faggots are talking about. It sounds like youre just repeating talking points you heard from somewhere else.Nvidia and palantir (the biggest stocks associated with a bubble) had their big runs in 2023 and 2024 where they went up 1000%. That was before AI was even talked about. But they go up 40% this year and everyone is freaking out? Doesn't make sense. And if this "bubble pops" then what do you think will happen? Nvidia could go down 50% and it wouldnt even be a big deal. That wouldnt even put it at the lowest price its been this year. Making the "bubble popping" a nothing burger.
>>61332666You forgot:#4. You suck my nuts while I shit on your face and AI sticks a dragon dildo up your rectum thereby tearing your butthole
>>61332626"AI bubble" is a bubble
>>61332711>2023 and 2024>before AI was even talked about
>>61332711It would be a big deal to us, investors. If your investment of 100k goes to 180k, then shits down to 80k its not a good thing for you, is it?Then you need to wait another 18, 24, 36 months to crawl back up if you actually chose the winners - or ones that adapted properly at least. Not everyone was IPO fag and or an insider.Also 1000% and then 40% IS A BIG DEAL. Its on top of that 1000%, not 1040%.Your daughter grows in her moms womb, the cells grow in numbers billions of times, then after she is born she doubles her weight in half a year, and it triples in the first year. If she kept doubling every five months she would have been 500kg by the age of 3, by 18 she would have trillions of kgNVIDIA is 8% of SP500 at the moment.
are we in a recession?
i just want a 100x and i can retirewhy is that so hard bros
>>61332760also explain to a retard like me, if the fed does decide to cut into a recession
>>61332760no, we're in a retardssion, as a result of completely nonfunctional government
>>61332760we are not, a couple of economic markers which get reviewed anyway are a bit bad but literally nothing to indicate a recession is happening.If trump had the balls to actually deport everyone that needs to go, US would enter a never before seen economic boom
>>61332766>if the fed does decide to cut into a recessionthe fed causes recessions and inflation, they do what they are told by their owners.
>>61332757>It would be a big deal to us, investors.If your investment of 100k goes to 180k, then shits down to 80k its not a good thing for you, is it?No, it is speculation not an investment.Investment guarantees return of capital
Divvy brosReady to have Christmas gifts paid off?
Im poor so I literally just invest 2-5 dollars in any reliable company/fund that has a positive linewhat stocks are for me?
>>61332797you'll get a better ROI on fent
>>61332757>down to 80k its not a good thing for you, is it?Maybe if youre a fomo paper hands faggot who bought the top. But nvidia crashed down to 90 from 150 this year and it wasn't a big deal. Your time horizon for investments should be 10 years anyway you shouldn't be crying if you need to wait 36 months for good returns
People apparently have forgotten that tech can do a -75% in a year while been profitable, but the 2022-2023 bear market also started with META throwing money into a furnace (metaverse) and then going down 75%, from 375 to 95, and all that while growing 20%yoy and with net profit margins above 25%.Amazon went from 180 to 80, googl did a -50%, etc. All because of the fed and qt, that's all it took.No tariffs, no retard tweeting his mental diarrhoea, great macro numbers worldwide.
>>61332797wtf don't transaction gfees would eat up all your investment
>>61332830my transactions are free, i just pay 1.5% on us ones so i essentially have to wait until they're at least 3% up before i make a return, but i'm not a day trader so that doesn't matter
>>61332862All in on nvidia, can't go wrong on that bud, trust me.
>>61331676sorry I couldn't figure out how to login into this archaic website to give you an upvote
>>61332813>great macro numbers>nearly 10% inflation
What if AI isn't the bubble, its all the useless eaters in society that are the bubble. Fake jobs, mass outsourcing, and people reproducing on government dime who really shouldn't be.The welfare state has hit its maximum and soon AI's demand for electricity will make life in any area that needs A/C or heating intolerably expensive. Covid honestly didn't kill enough people financially speaking. GD, LMT, CVX
>>61332996thanks for your input on that matter ChatGTP
>>61331888>NSFWShe is explicitly clothed.
>>61331890I need 5000,0000 dollars.
>>61332996most people are useless eaters.after all we are animals born to eat, shit and fuck.people actually creating value is a product of statistically insignificant deviation of the human condition
>>61331563Indecies naturally rebalance and will always have bigger companies skew the top
>>61331540Michael Buffy is a one hit wonder. The stock market cannot fail. It CAN and WILL go up forever. If it was so obvious we’re about to crash do you think it would look so obvious? Lmao. Stay poor what do I care.
>>61331826basically yes, but is it better to just stack schd until you hit that goal or ride the market and then convert to schd?
>Hot CEO frightens me!Why do you fear generational wealth, gayboy?
>>61331563I invest in Taylor Swift related prediction market bets to diversify my investments away from NVDA.
>>61332439Because it took to months for the us debt to grow 1 trillion dollars
Economy is fine. My gf keeps buying useless shit.
>>61331796In my dreams im often and outsider
>>61333083Debit or credit
>>61332439>what are exponential functionsthe prices of most things will double every 20 years, the nominal numbers will always get bigger, forever.
>>61333116Cash
Used AI to calculate down to the cent how much of my money is taken by the state, I'm talking salary, expenses, taxes... the whole thing. The answer is 43%. But hey... healthcare is free here. Take that you filthy libertarians.
>>61333161have you verified this information
>>61332439Currency debasement, aka inflation.
>>61332795Look like their about to get blackmailed into doing some ...stuff.
>>61331540I just want a straight answer. If I want to save 1mil usd for my retirement do I just need to keep the money in my bank account or do I need to open a special type of savings account?
>>61333083People buy useless shit to distract themselves from having to mentally confront and prepare for the imminent economic and societal collapse that their gut is telling them is coming.I do the same thing. I bought a little 4 channel audio mixer so I can combine the audio from all 3 of my computers. It's been very convenient, and the few hours I spent setting it up and getting used to it was a good time. I wish it lasted forever. I might rearrange my desk so I have to do it again.
>>61333203$1M at retirement will have the buying power of $500,000 today, so you need to invest in stocks or something that grows retard
>>61333203if you want a safe retirement i reccomend you invest with me at punjab capital. Just buy 1MM worth of 20$ amazon gift cards and send them to me
>>61333041I ride the market and put half my gains into SCHD.
>>61333291based generational investorits gonna be a divtastic Dec. I'm expecting $500 in mostly qualified Divs by christmas time :)
>>61331730get some O and ADC in your IRA for the monthly distributions.
>>61331824I miss his smile the most.
Sorry Timmy’s. No stimmys. Ever notice. They don’t need a vote to bailout the banks losses.
>>61331826sure, but i need to get that $2m first :/
>>61333370its easystart with $2 then 10x it six timesanyone can do it
>>61333369yup. I hope they dont get checks. Fuck the unwashed masses.
>>61333369literally everyone gets a bailout before the american people, wall streets, banks, argentina, israel. this mindset has led wall street to playing extremely negligent with their own funds. they know the US will bail them out if they go under so why not take a risk.
Are you guys ready for an Nvidia earnings miss this Wednesday?
>>61333369Forget about the $2000, when are we buying Greenland?
>>61333433Black Wednesday incoming.
>>61333223EnjoyWhy do you have 3 pcs
>>61333390https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cdmhyEqCINM
>>61332760The government won't admit it but I think we are in a recession. There are far too many indicators saying so but they will scream and yell that everything is fine. I'm not entirely in the stock market atm. No way do I want to get trapped holding when it finally accepts the economic situation is bad. Imagine getting left holding overpriced bags. Imagine SPY dumping to $400 but anon was holding the leveraged version UPRO. Not a great situation.>>61332795My wife SPYM and our cute daughter SCHD worrying she won't ever be busty like her mom.>>61333369Yeah it's funny isnt it. $500 for everyone is le heckin inflationrino. $4 quadrillion for banks, unanimously agreed to by both sides of the horseshoe. Bruh how about a $4 quadrillion pump into the stock I go all in on with buy calls? I get rich and immediately cash out lel. It's a joke so why not just pooomp my networth for nothing in return?
>30k into QQQI, mostly for the ~4k yr div returnGood idea or bad idea?>15K each into QQQI and SCHD?>& 7.5k O into Roth for yearLess insane idea?
>>61333486I'm kind of a hoarder. I actually have a fourth connected to my TV in the other room. If I count work laptops, I have 6.
>>61332813>its worst days dump harder than its best days pumpImagine holding into that dump
>>61333503its the opposite retard. The top 10 days take the index out of the dump.
>>61331862>>could have made so much money, multiple times this year even>>the few times when I lose my inhibitions and take a risk I usually get burned, compounding my inner turmoil- it's like it only pumps when I'm not in it, and if I buy the dump I get dumped onIktf. If I go in heavy it dumps hard if I dont bail out on the first decent profit.
>>61333496>>61332795What am I missing?Most recently SCHD gave out a larger div, while costing 1/3 as much per share.SPYM has grown 400+% but has had 6yrs longer than SCHD's 200+%.But that discrepancy can be made up for in being able to buy 3:1.
Tomorrow is the day. I hope Gold goes up.>>61330488
>>61333499ZamnnnFew months ago I sold my second laptop because it just caught dust even though I told myself to start a project with it but I would never
>>61333536>SPYMWhat does this stock or etf do?
>>61333556its SPLGit does the exact same thing as VOO, but a slightly lower expense ratio
>>61333556spym is spy but with a lower expense ratio because voo was pounding their bussy
>>61333550One of the laptops I got to keep after my last job laid me off. It's a very nice Mac. I only really use it to watch videos on a second screen (have NFL on it right now). I should just sell it and invest the cash in SOXL, or give it to my brother, but whatever... it gets some usage.
>>61333503lel , fucking idiot.
Short IFRX.
>>61333369Trump is very impressive to me because he's the first person I've ever known of that doesn't say anything that is true. Everyone knows politicians lie, but they'd at least twist the truth, Trump is just epistemologically against the concept of truth itself. His supporters must live in a parallel reality to mine.
>>61332439>How did a trillion dollars recently become literally nothing?inflation. Soon everyone will be a trillionaire like Zimbabwe
>>61332760>are we in a recession?poor people yes, rich people no.
I put like three-hundred dollars into a retirement fund through a roth without realizing that I need a job if I want to contribute. What happens now?
>>61333646what part of having a roth requires having a job?
>>61333646>What happens now?get a job before the end of the year. Just work long enough to make the $300, then its earned income.
>>61333651That's just the rule. You need some form of earned income to contribute.>>61333646Not sure on the details but you'll be subject to some penalty by the IRS if you don't earn any income this year.
>>61333666>>61333668This was a few years ago...
magic 8 ball, will NVDA cross 195 tomorrow??
>>61333707
>>61333680You need earned income to contribute to a Roth, to max it out you need to have made at least as much as the contribution limit
>>61333539Man what a gamble. I mean golds going up. But the timeframe with the volatility is too hard to pin. Wish him luck anyway. He better pray for China to pump.
Imagine hodling this shite. I’m adding more to my MSTR short tomorrow. No fucking put options, I’m short selling this crap the real way. What should I do with the money from the selling though? If I’m bold enough I’d buy put options for the short money for double bananas, but its risky biz.
Bitcoin just broke $94kMonday will be interesting
Say what you will but I have already won
>Dairy Queen chapter 11Lel. How's BRK.A and BRK.B even doing. Like really sell your whole house for 1 or 2 shares? Does it have good returns or at least a dividend?>>61333568>>61333576Imagine UPRO-chans tits if this is how much SPYM-chan gets over SPY-chan
>>61333716so it is written techsisters, we are gonna make it
>>61331969bitcoin has reached a permanently high plateau
>>61333749based retardmaxxer
>>61333733Yes you should short bitcoin when its at a major support level and already down 30%,
>>61333770BRK.A is for the big boys. also you can buy fractional shares on some brokerage sites. idk if they offer it for berkshire. its a meme company atm anyways it hasnt outperformed the S&P in over a decade, might be a good hedge against mag7 since thats so heavy in the S&P
How do I puts and calls?I keep thinking of stocks in the 'generational wealth' sense.I doubt I will live long enough to retire.How do I capitalize on my own suffering?
henlo mister jeromeplease lower the rateswe only have for hours till futuresu must do an emergency cutsthank u mister jerome
i have 3 shares of BRK.A
>>61333854Hello Apu, have you calmed yourself down since your last... "episode"? >>61331816
>>61333827>Major supportSays the people that want you to hodl while it continues down. Time will tell. Can easily see MSTR go down to $150 soon even if BTC crabs around 94k.
>>61333862henlo mister jeromeso u have met my evil twin brotherhis name is evil apuplease be carefulalso lower the rates pleasethank u mister jerome
>>6133388193k has been a spot where it find a bottom before rallying back up to 100k. Its happened like 4 times. If it losses 92k that is when id short
>>61332711It's a short term issue. If ai pops like you said, nvdia by 50% example, it will drag the market for a few years. The recent decline started to do that in a small sense but everyone rotated in other sectors. I for one keep dipping into ai like a retard hoping for a rally. AI is held back by infrastructure concerns but 2-3 years what's stopping it from being the dominant market force? We all know the poor who aren't in the market now are going to get absolutely boned by ai in the next 10 years.
>>61333889Apologies Apu. It's bear season for a couple of weeks still.
>>61333928you bearly have three days till nigvidias pump to 300 will make your life unbearable
>>61333928oh then allow me to share one of the oldest bear memes i have
i bought a physical stock certificate
>>61333938Post 'folio
I have about 230k in investments, about 90k are in Alphabet stock (60% up), derivatives.. I want to go to a million EUR to not worry about money for the rest of my life. I am also afraid of 2026 and the looming disaster.I have a job interview in Wednesday and I am terrified.I am anxious, afraid, shook, I want to go home, I want a hand to hold before I die, I want a hug, I want some wins, I want to get back and call friends I have not seen long time and prevent some from committing suicide because one did (incredible lad, strong as f, fun, smart, OD on pill because of a woman and died in his brothers arms), I want to walk around the lake while chatting with my redhead female friend, I want to eat apple pie, I want to be invited to parties and weddings and celebrations, I want to charm people and make them smileAll of this requires that million eur. >>61333953Im too short to be taken seriously online. Live? That one works because Im masculine and muscular. Too bad this place has no women, cold approach is a cultural no no
>>61333970Bark to 1000
>>61333981Brutal, foids just don't want a sensitive young man to make it.
>>61333981if u get one million get it out of the stock system and put it in interest paying accountthen, with that interest re enter the stock marketthats what i would do, i have ~2 million currently and will retire when i hit 6
>>61332760not yet. People are still too loose with their money for the other foot to have dropped by now. It's probably going to happen soon however.
>>61334018I am actually pissed off at myself for not figuring out guy is seriously down. He calmly said he is sick of it all last time I spoke to him but he was always very stable guy. Almost a mentor figure to me >>61334022>if u get one million I have a long way to go but luckily men in my family age slowly. >i have ~2 million currentlyOK, you WILL make it.
Insider hereAliens show up and they only want to buy funko pops, they came all this way and they’re paying the equivalent of 10 btc per How fucked are you? Who made it?
>>61334085>I have a long way to go but luckily men in my family age slowly.not if you increase your risk tolerance. There's more gains to be made if you go outside big tech for example i doubled money in CDTX which was recetly bought out for over 100% premium, some guy paid 60k in nov contracts prior to the news and turned that 60k into 300k+>OK, you WILL make it.we're all going to make it anon
>how are you preparing?I am starting a business
>>61334099>some guy paid 60k in nov contracts prior to the news and turned that 60k into 300k+nvm. turned it into far more, considering the options price went up by 2820%
bros, how do I invest in chinese private equity?>>61333953
>>61334105what kind of business? that's the most important thing
why is everybody on xitter still so bullish? omg we are going to go so much lower its crazy
>>61334119Biogas plant. Turns any biological waste into methane.
>>61334120in case you havent learned it by now, line goes upyou and your port are welcome
>bobohttps://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1763323595692847.webm
>>61333981From one guy with a smaller bag and older. But who’s fucked more pussy that he can remember. Hey that chat by the lake bullshit out of your head. You want to fuck her. And if you’re healthy and have cash she will. Stop being a pussy. It’s just an interview. If not there will be another. It’s just a redhead. If not there will be another. Move accordingly
>>61334137im not le bear I am bagholding -40% like my life depends on it right now.it is getting so exhausting and seeing rajeet gupta post ai generated slop on how we are going to pump this week just makes me want to kms
>>61334085The strong quiet type can bottle up a lot of trauma. People like that are just expected to take it because that's what it expected of them. Its like at work if you're the efficient hard worker you'll get a couple pats on the back and people will think well of you but that doesn't excuse the shit rolling downhill to you and bosses piling on the work.
>>61334166at least you can take joy in the fact that if they're wrong for one week they'll suicide because jeets are pure option cucksapril crash rage was funny as shit
>>61333843Berkshire is a good place to look for inspiration on which value stocks to buyBut I wouldnt buy Berkshire, I would just buy an ETF instead
uh oh, stinky mumu response?
Outer /biz/ is in complete despondency mode nowadays that their crypto scam has started unraveling.Will they be buying TQQQ now or move on to other crypto swindles?
>>61334166Why are you even listening to that shit.Step out of AIStep out of CryptoHedge with some Hold Silver positions (not paper!)Look at the recession proof traditionalsExpect massive volatility (too see things swing +\- 30%)Remember you may be in a guy who loses the least is gaining the most scenario. Keep 30% cash. When bottom comes ride itIf things go well (unlikely) be happy to miss out on on the first 30% rise and jump back in. Dont blow all your ammo at this stage.
>>61334166what's the bag?
>>61334192invest in bark and greggs not ai to get the full bull run
>>61334161>You want to fuck herShe has 2 kids, and is some years older. Im not doing that. She is only person that has no bullshit to spew or game to spin at me. We were office colleagues, I dont have to want to stick my cock into everything. >It’s just an interview. If not there will be anotherI failed to get a job for a year now. Actually more. And Im losing my mind because I want to go home to my country for about 3 years already
>>61334203im not listening, I just doomscroll and see bulldians>>61334210rklb and nbis - I got in early so im still + but I didnt expect them to dump so hard form ath so I didnt selland then oust and satl absolutely rekt mefirst season on us market
>>61333680>This was a few years ago...Its overthe new jannie is a raging faggot
>>61333827>>61333881Probably a big bitcoin bounce from here. Shorts have to be punished, it is the way of the piss. Hold your horses, short the bounce.
From now on if I'm down 10% on a position I haven't put a stop loss on I'll just sell insteadof waiting for it to get worse. Just sell and move on.
If you believe in AI bubblebuy puts for 2028
mumu. be honest. do you really think the market can keep up this charade.
havent looked into my portfolio the last few days and I refuse to do so. whats going to happen tomorrow? have I missed any major news this weekend like a donnie tweet.
>>61334372Not yet, I'm not seated atm.
>>61334379Donnie has been real quiet after the. Epstein emails dropped.
>>61334270This is true, until it isn't. All it takes is a few whales to trigger a cascade of selling that causes the confidence in the market to completely crash
>>61334387>Epstein emails dropped.Its a message that he needs to do what he is told, there is plenty more coming out if he continues to stall doing what his masters want. The question is how will Trump losing the mid-terms affect the stock market and interest rates. The last few years have been bangers, are we going back to 15-20% annual gains siesta?
>>61334388The point is its a reversal zone. Not saying it won't crash but if it were to reverse there is a high chance this is the area so its a stupid time to go short.
>>61334404Well I think the Bubba thing was just a joke. But what the rest of the emails showed was a real willingness to blackmail. So almost certain they have something and that Epstein was just the tip of the iceberg.
>>61334372the charade of the latest "bear market"? no, the charade ends on nvda earnings
>2021 BTC Peak Nov 10th. 55 days later SPX topped>2025 BTC Peak October 6thI have done the math and we have two weeks to make a new ATH then spooz dumps at least 20%
>>61334431It'd be fucking hilarious if Trump was being blackmailed by Bill Clinton and Hillary wasn't into it and its Bill pulling the strings from behind the scenes and made Trump switch teams for the 2016 campaign.
>>61334445US100 opening +.42%
Fucking fartcoins going to his real value (ZERO, 0).AI CHADS, WE GONNA WIN. NOT A BUBBLE BUT A WAR RACE AGAINST COMMIE CHINA.
>>61334433>the charade ends on nvda earningswill misstheir customers cut datacenter spendingwill be entertaining to hear what bullshit jensen will say to try to distract from thator if they will try to make up "adjusted earnings" again and see if people buy itprobably just that: they'll make up "adjusted earnings" and then say it has to do with what their sales would have been if they had been able to actually deliver as many Blackwells as people ordered or something like that.Yeah, they'll say "we have X orders but we could only ship Y units because TSMC was fully booked, so we released adjusted earnings that are what we WOULD have made if TSMC had been able to make all the units people asked us for"Kino
>>61334234Wtf. Then just have fun with her. Do NOT marry her. Trust me she will respect it even though she will complain. That’s a woman’s default mode. Complain. Even if she’s the queen. Yes you do want to stick your cock into everything. Women will want you more if you do and can. Let go of the guilt. This is a feminine slave mentality. Get a lower job then you lazy fuck. Then aim higher immediately. No man a has any excuse for not working for a year. Unless you are nailing it investing. Which it doesn’t sound like you are. STOP BEING A BITCH.
>>61334538I vote for the Chinese and their cheap open source models.
>>61331826Fucking Nigger Id put those 2M in AMD and Meta and straight double it in 6-10 months.
>>61334573which are distilled american models btwsoon anyone will be able to run a local model anyway
>>61333981I don't know nigga I ate apple pie yesterday and I don't have no million euro.
>>61334545I unironically think NVDA will be fine. There's still so much competition on the AI space that they just have to keep slapping on more memory onto their chips and the big players will keep buying becaue they'll be afraid of their competitors getting them first. Keep in mind, AI has no fucking moat. If Gemini starts shitting on Claude then people will just cancel Anthro and switch to Google. If GPT mogs Gemini, they'll switch to GPT. If Grok does better they'll drop GPT. All of these players have such giant war chests THAT NOT BUYING puts them at risk even if they don't even use them properly. It's no different than the tech hiring market of 2017-2022 wehre people were getting hired just to sit around and do nothing while their shares vested because everyone else was afraid of some mystical 100x engineer getting poached. This charade can go on for years.
>>61334584wrong and wrong. Brodley speaking everythings trained on the same data so of course the end result is pretty similar and I ain't buyin a 1 million dollar deprecating asset, and no I ain't running at 0.5tk/s at 2000 context on RAM either.
>>61334621Me no spell good but you get the point.
>>61334621yeah but if you dont want to run the model yourself then what difference does it make if its open source or not. you still have to get it from a provider
>>61334637You also have the option of renting a server and there's far less censorship when multiple providers are available.
Weekend NDX Is down -0,20%
>>61332626Is not a bubble since China is going balls deep in it. It's a WAR.
>>61331619>What should I put money in for ten years thats not tech. I dont trust anything dealing with tech.unironically gold
>>61334667this
I got a text from an unknown number today asking if we wanted to meet up for dinner after I get off work. I know it's a scam text since I work a M-F job. But at the same time, it's been like sixth months since I last had a meal with another person... so I'm intrigued...Do you think it's worth the risk, financially speaking? I could get scammed out of my entire portfolio and bank account and everything.
>>61334645what do you even mean by censorship? I know elon started this "based language models fad" with his grok crashout but why would you care in everyday use? Also calling API is not the same as using the chat gpt UI, you can often turn of the guardrails and other stuff.the image models probably wont let you generate porn but thats about it
>>61332764Buy AMD and wait 10-20 years.Will yo do it?
>>61334683This is bait.
>>61334655they are just space racing us thinking they can do to us what we did to the soviet union.
futes are about to open
>>61334693Lol looks like brittany venti. I'd post that in on her twitter, but then everybody would know my twitter.
>>61334649>weekend futuressince when so extremely low volume markets matter?
>>61334679>I got a text from an unknown number today asking if we wanted to meet up for dinnerDon't reply.
>>61334445
>>61334379literallt nothing happened this weekend
>>61333433Cash in hand. Ready to SLURP that delicious -5% and enjoy the freeride to 210$
>>61334725Yeah, I know it's a common scam
>>61334372the "AI BUBBLE WILL POP IN 2 MORE WEEKS" panic dips charade?Yeah I think it will stop at some point
>>61333707Not until friday bro. They're not gonna beat this Wednesday, but it's gonna be okay (blame china bla bla bla)
>>61334379China warned its citizens not to travel to Japan, and sent warships to the Japanese Senkaku islands just north of Taiwan. Trump withdrew his support of Marjorie Taylor Greene (a known Russian asset) and called her a "traitor". Nothing much else happened.
>>61333433It's going to be a bloodbath.>>61333981Why not just go live in a Balkan shithole? >>61334545Even if they don't miss it is bad. They would have to have an unreal earnings report.
>>61334774>MTG is the russian asset>n-no y-youlollmao
>>61334613>the big players will keep buyingOracle's latest 10Q suggests that they don't see the value in continuing to add chips to their datacenters: their CapEx spending dropped -6% compared to the previous quarter, as opposed to increasing in all previous quarters this year and last year.Considering that AI would be extremely useful to a database managing company like Oracle, this strongly suggests they haven't been able to justify continued expenditures: this means the AI-hype is ending because the big companies are no longer FOMO-ing into buying more chips.The other big tech customers are also showing similar signs of decelerating spending on chips (META, MSFT, AMZN), with all of their capex expenditures showing less increase compared with previous quarters.Coreweave's disappointing quarterly further reinforces the thesis that chip-related capex AND associated operating costs are not profitable. Add to this Burry's analysis, SoftBank selling their entire NVDA stake, AND Peter Thiel selling his entire NVDA stake, plus the "buy the dip on margin" crowd no longer being able to borrow money and you have a situation where it is of greater likelihood that NVDA will show a miss instead of a beat on wednesday.The song and dance is the most entertaining to speculate on though.
>>61333981>All of this requires that million eur.It absolutely doesn't, fuckin bait.
>>61334369and also go see a doctor
>>61334774Wait. Marjorie is based?
>>61334621Who the fuck is brodley? I don't give a shit what he says
>>61334930I don't get why Trump hates mtj so muchshe voted with Trump 100%Trump disavowing her while endorsing lindsey graham feels weird
>BoggleheadsBut I don't WANT to be a millionaire in my fifties. I want to be rich right now now now. Give me like 70,80K a year in dividends so I can enjoy life.
>>61334379nothing happening tomorrow, but something big is coming in two weeks. I can't say more.
>>61334955If you want to be rich now, you should have had rich parents
>>61334955be a ross cameron chad then
>>61334940MTG is preparing to switch parties and run as a democrat. Massie will likely do the same.>https://www.cnn.com/2025/11/16/politics/marjorie-taylor-greene-interview-apologizes
>>61333390Honestly why I hate this is it’s cowardice. You taxed the American people with these tariffs, you damage our alliances with foreign countries with them, they could at least go to the government debt. Rather than saying oops and giving all the tax money back. Really pathetic man.
>>61334986Trump should just get it over with and release all the files
>>61335017He's clearly hoping to die before they get released.
Today I gave a bisexual girl an atrocious bisexual haircut and then took her to the pub and dipped four croissants in Guinness before eating them and tanning it and then we had various kinds of sex for two hours. This is gods reward to me for still holding 15 thousand dollars of MSTR at 299 a pop >>61334774>large margeIs she the one who is on unusual whales all the time for her highly auspicious transactions
>>61334940Always have to remind myself Lindey is a guy. Worse male name
>>61331540Nah I’m out here I’m moving my money out of Robinhood, adding the ability to bet the spread and over under on games is too scary to me, I feel like I can’t control myself with gambling. I beat my addiction to Draftkings this is like I’m sober and people are offering me alcohol.
>10 min til futures
>>61331540Golden Age?
>prefuturesHo Lee Fuk
>>61335017He is never in his life releasing them. Just look at how hard he's working to prevent that vs how comparatively little he does for anything else. You'd better hope that 67 Senators find their balls when it comes time to overturn his inevitable veto.
can you see the future?
>2010 recession>2011 recession>2012 recession>2013 recession>2014 recession>2015 recession>2016 recession>2017 recession>2018 recession>2019 recession>2020 recession>2021 recession>2022 recession>2023 recession>2024 recession>2025 recession>2026 recession <-- you are here
>>61335080Capitalism has failed.
>>61335072Looks like the past.
KEK, after beating the shit out of americans for lack of talent which is mostly in regards to skills and intelligence, now also their physicality is under attack lmaooooo
glup
>flat futesboring
AAAAAH
>>61335089I'm european and that argument (they want to do the jobs you won't/can't) is also used here and it's fucking insulting, particularly to young people who are more often than not unemployed
>>61335112nevermind it's dumping lmao
This is the calm before the storm
Taleb advises to sell atm strangles and buy wing puts OR sell 1x2 put spreads or something similar (near atm strike buy more of the wing strikes). Sometime BIG is coming.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAABLACK MONDAAAAAAAAY
>gold
>gold pumpingyeah its over
It's ogre
Wait silver is poomping, yay>>61335170
How clean will it be soon ?
>>61335080It's a terminology problem the housing and food prices inflated massively under Biden while wages stagnated. Trump hasn't done anything to truly help.Is it a recession? Not for businesses. For the lower 50% Americans? Probably.
>>61335080>>61335164>>61335177Will dollars or gold be the safe haven? I'm in dollars but actually wonder if this time it will be different because or currency has never been so debased nor is their a viable alternative currency.
>>61331549>You think he knows?Look at that grin on his face. He knows.
>>61335191>>61335191
>>61335080That’s like only fifteen years and we had an actual recession and 30% drawdown you retardedly excluded
>just recovers
>>61334812Berkshire just bought a shittone of GOOG, your narrative is totally stoooopid niggee
I think I will rotate a bit into bitcoin @ 40k. Wise decision or no?
>>61335080Are you Michael Burry?
>>61333369You would need a congressional vote to remove my cock buried deep in that bussyant
>>61331724This is only said by people who don't understand the market.Timing blows the socks off of buying and holding. Not for 99.99% of humans though. You are all trapped in price discovery hell
>>61335080>0%interest rates for 20 yearsIdk man seems unsustainable
