spanish edition>Mental Healthhttps://findahelpline.com/>Jobs when it inevitably collapseshttps://jobs.mcdonalds.com/>Educational sites:https://www.investopedia.comhttps://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain>Financial TV Streams:https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.htmlhttps://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/>Charts:https://www.tradingview.comhttps://www.finscreener.comhttps://www.portfoliovisualizer.com>Screeners: so you feel like in the movieshttps://finviz.com/https://etfdb.com/>Gambling:https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.comhttps://optionstrat.com/https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices>Pre-Market and Live data:https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futureshttps://finance.yahoo.com/>Calendarshttps://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendarhttps://www.earningswhispers.com/calendarhttps://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.htmlhttps://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits>Boomer Investing 101: so zoomers with meme stocks can outperform youhttps://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_startedhttps://www.sec.gov/search-filings>Misc smg:https://www.financialjuice.com/homehttps://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickershttps://market24hclock.com/https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculatorhttps://brokerchooser.com/https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-ratesPreviously on /smg/>>61343140
MARKET SELLOFF>Stocks retreated and Bitcoin tumbled to its weakest level in seven months as traders pulled back from risk ahead of a critical stretch featuring Nvidia’s results and the long-delayed US employment report.>Global equities slipped toward a one-month low, while Asia’s benchmark dropped 2.1%, falling through its 50-day moving average for the first time since April — a break many technical analysts view as a warning sign. The risk-off mood intensified after Bitcoin slid under $90,000.>Futures tracking the S&P 500, Nasdaq 100 and major European indices all pointed to further declines. Investors sought safety in bonds, pushing the 10-year Treasury yield down three basis points to around 4.11%. The move reflected mounting unease over stretched valuations in the AI complex, with Nvidia’s Wednesday earnings expected to set the tone for technology shares. Market focus will then swing to Thursday’s delayed September jobs data, which could help clarify how the Federal Reserve is thinking about rates.>US chart-watchers are sounding more cautious as the selloff gathers pace. Monday’s drop extended the S&P 500’s slide from its late-October record to 3.2%, and the benchmark ended the session below its 50-day moving average for the first time in 139 trading days — bringing an unusually long streak to an end and raising fears that a deeper pullback of 10% or more could follow.>Elsewhere, the dollar held its recent gains. Gold slipped for a fourth consecutive session and hovered just above $4,000 an ounce as expectations for a near-term Fed rate cut continued to fade — typically a headwind for the non-yielding metal.
>>61345210>blah blah fud blah muh bobo bubble burstit's not over. check em
All bobos report for summary deportation
Yesterday I ate beans. Bombs are dropping
They're still trying to pump futures and early market for exit liquidity and you can make money off of that.
extreme fear
>>61345210blablabla, this is how it goes>NVIDIA posts record profits>Unemployment report comes out better than expected (due to recalibrating of the metrics, such as "thinking about looking for a job" being classed as employment)>Moomooos go buck wild, throw more money on the AI furnace, Bears get fucked in the assCrash in two yearscheck em
>>61345253Plan status: trustedMIGA!
>>61345244I solded some longs, increased my cash and shorted more.t. Eurofag
Damn tqqq is almost below 100
>>61345231It's over, check em
I want it to crash.
>>61345253Nvidia needs a significant beat to stop this now. Anything less will result in a pump and dump. People seem to be forgetting that nvidia lost a lost of sales to China this quarter during the trade war escalation.
>>61345253Record profits is already priced in.
>>61345343Oh no no no. New ATH coming February. Check em’ or wreck em’.
>>61345263>>61345355Perma Bears can invest in $GTFO.
>Good Morning all!- US jobless claims at 232k in the October 18th week, via DOL; continuing claims 1.957mln.- European bourses are entirely in the red, US equity futures are modestly lower.Market might actually be down cause these assholes have just released the data at some point earlier
>>61345206>spanishShould have called it iberian edition, to include Portugal.
predictions:no crash, AI bubble deflates instead of poppingstagflation over next 3 yearsUS commits to minor conflict in mid east or south americappl get pissed and vote in a dem, choice between a radical progressive and a jimmy carter typewelfare state expands, debt continues to skyrocket
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>>61345421don't make it so obviousWhy not say "n...", "j....", "good morning sirs" or "sell everything" as a test.Actually "sell everything" would be on topic and not easily reconized as a test.
Any HCC met(h)addicts in here?I think HCC is undervalued in the current environment > USD is losing value, making exports attractive>BHP/white haven winding down met production>Competent management (see Blue Creek project on budget/on time)>in times of war steel is a necessity and I doubt arc furnaces will be built for virgin steel>after Blue Creek I expect shareholder compensation (divvies or buybacks)>developing countries are growing and need cheap steel, without developing costly electricity infrastructure
>futuressour
>>61345343Priced in 210, not the actual price retard.
>>61345231WTF FFFFFF IS THAT FUCKING REAL?ALSO NVIDIA GONNA RIP AND FUCK AND PUMP LIKE NEVER BEFORE.
AAAAAAH
>>61345426>>61345428>>61345436EL FARAGE WILL SAVE THE UK?
I WILL RETURNTO SHANGRI-LA
still holding my intel bros...but...
short NET
>internet collapsing>black swan triggering tomorrowguys, reminder to ready your ropes
He is about to collapse the western world isn't he
>HD missedPermabull hereIt's genuinely over
Someone post the dancing "It's over" wojack.
>VIX above 20 for a week nowits so over
>>61345343Expectations are higher than what is realistically to be expected in the best possible scenario and they will still surpass this previously thought insurmountable perfectly priced expectation
MR. BEPIS YOU GOTTA CUT THE JEROMES
>bought global index funds to be a responsible investor>indexes are now dumping while the meme stocks are rallyingI'm never going to be responsible again. All in on memes from now on.
Twitter down? It's over.
>>61345645Its cloudflare
I can' even tweet my suicide note
>>61345645>>61345649The future of AI coding.
>>61345649This shit doesn't evne have a PE on yahoo finance, lol
So what's the smg concensus?AI bubble over or nothing ever happens after Nvidia reports earnings?Is shorting VIX derivatives tomorrow near close a good idea
>>61345645europoor hereX is loading just fine here
>>61345667Now it works again too
>>61345660trump is meeting with the saudi princehighly likely cheetoman will make them announce some retarded investment in the US and we V into the stratosphere as always
>>61345676We can only hope
>>61345640What fund? GIAX?
Recession about to be so bad we're already planning stimulus checks. Lit
guys i think
>>61345659Its current P/E ratio is about -680
>>61345676cheap tricks like that won't work anymore
Boys the music...its stopping
>>61345715it was me, I turned down the volumesorry
>>61345690If I even qualify, I will spend it on meme/penny stocks.
>>61345676>trump is meeting with the saudi princeThese Saudi fucks are so silly. MAKE A NUCLEAR POWER PLANT AND USE THE EXCESS HEAT FOR DESALINISATION AND PUMP THAT WATER INTO THE AGRICULTURE AND HUGE ARTIFICIAL PARKS TO SHOW OFF. Put fucking cloned animals in the park, put whatever. Stop with the stupid tall building in a FUCKING EMPTY FLAT DESERTAlso build datacentres and aluminium smelters and chemical industry
>>61345660There was never an AI bubble. AI-related companies have too high valuations for serious money to get in. This drawdown is manufactured by finance media and large investment institutions because they need an entry point to profit from the second industrial revolution. You are sheep and they are the dog. Trololol I guess.
Apologies for the crash boys. I boughted accidentally.
>>61345649Why is this shit always down when markets have huge dumps? I bet HOOD will be down too today
>>61345715Thats..not how I would put it. The shitposting is slowing, so to say. If it was to stop completely....things would be considerably worse.
>>61345645jeets collectively decided to run 90% of the web through a single point of failure because their friends also do.
>>61345645>>61345649AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA short cloudflare or whatever is responsible for this
Short NET now you buffoons
>>61345660Nothing ever happens with nvidia earnings. But the index funds are looking very sus. Nasdaq and s&p confirmed a lower high and lower low for the first time since April basically. Signaling the 6 month bull run we've on is slowing down and possibly over
>>61345740Priced in already.
This dump is completely fake and gay. Here is what happened>le institutions sell off everything cuz orange man bad>retail slurps cheapies, spy ath>institutions butthurt>fabricate some excuse for dumping so they can buy in again after being sidelined for a year >retail sells off as well to buy goyshit for Christmas
>>61345739OK, tried again after a few seconds and it is working now. Short India, I guess.
>>61345207Death to AmericaBomb AmericaBomb the federal reserveKill politiciansKill CEOsShoot Joe BidenShoot Jerome PowellShoot Donald TrumpEND CAPITALISMFREE THE PEOPLE
videos on X aren't loadingit's over
>>61345723Don't be retarded. In UK funds are already in AI stocks. I was in a fund which was "American" 30% of that top 10 is Meta/Amazon/Nvidia/Cloudfare. Looking at another funds top 10, 8 are AI fund for 35%.
>>61345751That's it Evil Apu. This time you've gone too far. Hand in your 4chan Gold Account........ And your other one...
>>61345747It's not priced in, the stock is dumping in preopen right now.
>>61345723I believe in you anon. Though you are aware Mag 7 is balls deep in issuing Hyperscaler Bonds to fund their AI circlejerk?I am heavy in Google, Microsoft, Nvidia and Amazon. I am rooting for all of them. But banks are already pivoting to short these bonds. These binds are deep…like 30 year and 40 year bonds and highly highly sensitive to inflation. Like 1% inflation rise these bonds lose 30%. It’s all fucking bullshit and fake and very gay at this point in time (but I’ll keep buying).
SPY trading below yesterday's lows
>>61345759Those are for retail. And retail is the problem because they went all in on AI and ate the big boys' lunch.
AI still has a long ways to go, we are unironically pricing in the Epstein documents. it will take out many top leaders in industry leading to a reshuffle of leadership.
>>61345761Keep posting old fart.Death to America.
>>61345770SPY ETFs closed down -1.1% in Australian trading day.
BUY NET IT'S ALREADY PRICED IN LOL
my twitter again doesn't work, it's not loading the "content". For a moment posts were readable, but pictures would not load, now nothing. IT'S FUCKIN FUCKED BIG TIME
>>61345792cloudflare is downglobal outage thanks to h1b workers
uh oh
>>61345805But I was just about to reply to ZoomZoomHistorian, FUCK
Guys the bottom is in. Also wheres that Plug Power faggot.
yall think this cloudflare fuckery will prevent hedge funds from further fucking around with certain this and that stocks at least for today?
>>61345836absolutely not
>>61345826Youre a faggot and brownLmao
>>61345825…Discogs is down. I can’t invest in vintage vinyl. Its fucking over.
>>61345852At least I don't sound like ZoomZoom
should i slurp the ACHR dip?
>>61345253>>Unemployment report comes outThere isn't going to be a fucking unemployment report you stupid fucking retard.
>>61345881didn't klarna just release an unemployment report?
>>61345886I think it was doordash.
>>61345886Klarna releases treasury reportunemployment is ccenture
DIDDYBLUD AHH MARKET
>>61345890ah yes, did that comeout? also what was the conclusion of the McDonald's FOMC?
>>61345899Rates don't need to be cut in december as job applications have substantially increased in the past weeks, and risks are in balance.
>>61345841well my broker just crashed so that could mean the hedgies' services crashed tooim thinking this and that kind of stocks are going to run BIGLYtoo bad i cant log in to take profit
>>61345899>>61345915or wait no, it means the opposite. They cut when risks are in balance and don't when unbalanced...? At least unbalanced towards inflation.
Pre-market looking grim, feel like it all hinges on weds
Bubble = i missed another mega investing trend trend (read profits)examples: >sp500 is a bubble>tech is a bubble>btc is a bubble>chip stocks are a bubble>ai is a bubble>weight loss drugs are a bubble
>>61345931It's the bubble worriying if it can continue. We're at 230% buffet index and that's with the AI pump. If it didn't add to GDP then we're be closer to an absurd 250% Like we're literally at a historic buffet index. It's never been this high.
Does Nvidia report before or after close?
>they will never have any real customers>i used the free version of chatgpt for 4 minutes and its dumb. me smart.
>looking to be another red day
>>61345948>MailchimpThis right there is systemic racism.
>>61345938Buffet just went full retard in Google. Perhaps his ‘indicator’ is inaccurate.
>>61345958I mean it's entirely possible he messed up. He's admitted that he only knows his field (consumer spending and finance) and really fucked up missing out on the tech boom. Hence his paper hands with TSM
>>61345947After, so the big boys can really fuck us over if it's not great
I hope the amerilards buy the dip when they wake up
isnt this the typical end of year sell off in anticipation for tax time?why get mad about something you knew was coming
>>61345968>But I didn't know it was coming because I'm new to investing
>>61345948Their new "smart" model cost $500 billion anon
>>61345532is it legal to have this much BASED in one photo!?
Imma keep it a buck with you guys. I'm starting to get a little tired of all this winning
>>61345980im an investor (meaning I buy shit and just hold it) so I'm getting wrecked. I need to learn how to trade so I can see some green.
>>61345948Still not profitable
SOXL time boysYou gotta push it
It's ogre
Kool aid cherry flavored
>>61346020At least he's not quoting scripture yet like the INTCEL ceo
>>61346020If NVDA shits earnings then BTC is plummeting below $90. That's the biggest issue with it right now, it's just a proxy for the tech market. It decoupled from gold ages ago
>>61346025Ah yes, good times
>>61346027It won't + already priced in + it will recover in 3 days + AI is not a bubble
AHHHHHHHH THEY ARE DELETING THE EPSTEIN FILES
>>61346038It's over
>>61346020
Who is this market?
The bubble idea being everywhere makes me thinks it's like the inverse shoe shine boy.
IWM is now at levels not seen since august 22nd
>>61346073>OUTTA MY WAY BAGGIES!!!
>>61346074
>>61346079Could be, but I saw similar sentiment just before big RONA. As always fuck knows, Jensen Huang mayhaps
>>61346079Listen anon, two things can happen tomorrownVidia earnings meet expectations, and we usher in another year +30% YOY ATHsnVidia earnings DON'T meet expectations, and the entire global economy collapses.Me personally? Calls.
>>61346079Fundamentals > sentiment
are you guy sready for BLOODY TUESDAY?you better be, because its COMING RIGHT UP
i hope cloudflare stays dead all day and alll week even and the hedgies burn to the ground
>>61346108LoL, even beating earnings is already priced itits sooo over
>>61346073>HODL MY BAGS WHILE I ABANDON SHIP
feels pretty grim when the only things pumping are some biotech lottery shit
BANG BANG BANG BANG BANGCAM ON AND MAKE SOME FOOKIN' GAINS
why do I see unemployment numbers on my xitter page?they were supposed to never publish them right? Dont fucking tell me we dumped hard because they said they are not releasing and now we are going to dump because they actually do kekthis is the most criminal administration maybe ever
buying NET calls on open
it's over
>>61346126Based
It has ended
completely normal
>another day>Another giant red dildo on niggervideoI'm tired, boss...
It has never been more over
I’m sorry god.
>be short NVDA for since its peak>three days to expiration>underlying moved favorably>still reporting a loss
good year tire bros where you at we're up BIGLY!$12 before mid dec is NOT fud!
>>61346123defense is pumping too both us and euro
>#OATT | NZ Change In GDT Price Index: -3.0% (prev -2.4%)>- Dairy Auction Avg. Winning Price (MT) (USD): 3,678 (prev 3,768)>- Change In Whole Milk Powder: -1.9% (prev -2.7%)>- Dairy Auction Whole Milk Powder (MT) (USD): 3,452 (prev 3,503)Milkbros...
I am a full-time NVDA/PLTR shareholder and I am not having such a great time right now. Maybe my manager at Wendy's will give me my chef position back if I suck her hard enough. Now I am once again requesting an immediate government bail out. These companies are too big to fail, and I am also too big to fail
fuck, how did I manage to lose 50% of my shit in one month on fucking stocks? I thought this was supposed to be semi-stable. may have been gambling money on crypto levarage wtf
>leave to take a shit>Come back >The market has also taken a shit Kino Considering dumping my QQQ today. I get punished whenever I sell, but come on now.
push it gt
it never even began
GRRR trannies got rugged again. Love to see it
So how far is VIX gonna poooomp before we short it?
Beaten down minors looking ok today, maybe they'll bw ok?
>>61346126Let's fucking go watch the market erase more of last months gains!!!!!!!!!!
AMK, uh, I mean AMD.
Looks like we are rotating out of tech today
i have too much cash anywaysthis is what i will tell myself
I should have invested in physical ram. the 64 gb I bought last month appreciated by 100% in 1 month, way better than my shitty portfolio.
>do the boomer investing research thingy>find something interesting and somewhat safe>buy >the company get accused of genocideoh well
its so over we will all die
>>61346000checked. SOXS fags in shambles
>>61346197That's a different one.https://youtu.be/37HHF7l04FI?si=IqPGWLkvqKrzmEJg&t=55
Who the fuck believes these stories? I mean it should be illegal to lie like this.
SPY 560 whentest
I am all in on SOXL calls. PUSH IT!!!!!!
>>61346206I know Samsung famously had a big portion of the RAM market with regards to the semi industry but apparently there's a company SK Hynix Inc that now matched them, together they have 70% DRAM marketshare
>>61346215Our gains are getting ... TERMINATED
>>61346210>by French company>get surprised they commit war crimes in Africa
Yeah I got raped on Sandisk...but this stock is volatile I now tell myself
>>61345206Guys, shoot me straight. Is it actually going to be okay?
META sisters it's time to sellcloudflare is up again
>>61346217It's because China is kicking our ass hard in nuclear. They are an entire generation ahead on traditional nuclear reactors, have the only thorium reactor functioning, and are way ahead in module reactorsAll because the west had to fall for the green energy fear mongering
>>61346217>>61346241okay this is so much more worse than I thought>In May 2025, Reuters reported that Oklo was among several advanced nuclear developers aiming to fast-track deployment at U.S. Department of Energy sites, including Idaho National Laboratory, as part of a federal initiative to power AI data centers with nuclear energy.[21] However, the "fast track" program was unsuccessful in bringing three desired experimental reactors online by July, 2026. There are a number SMR construction projects being approved and started for planned SMRs in the US, including Oklo Inc.[22] However, the first approved SMR for US operation took over 10 years to receive NRC approval. Oklo has yet to submit a final design plan for their reactor to the NRC as of 2025. Site approval or sites "under construction" should not be confused with NRC design approval.[23] In fact, several of Oklo's preliminary design proposals were rejected by the NRC in 2025.[24]best case scenario once they do submit their plans they will need to wait ten years for approval before they then can build lol
>>61346207Death to fucking AI tardsFUCKING DEATH TO THEMThey'll go after your storage space next.They fucking deprived me of the one hobby I enjoy, vidyas. Well it's not like I'm poor, I'm an adult, I have a job, so I can still vidya, but god damn when I look at my nephew, everything is overpriced while at his age, unafordable for Xmas and birthday pocket money. I could comfy build my first PC with an HD4870 and some kind of cheap core2duo e4300 I could overclock to hell, cheap DDR3, and basically for the cost of a X360.Now it's a complete joke, and either I see the young generation going Nintendo only (which is good, honestly) or going mobile gacha shit (which is bad, VERY bad. And AI is to be blamed for this shit 100%).This is fucking depressing.
Help me Jerome
>>61346217Scam Altman seal of approval, just two more years.
>CAN cam an braaas push it
>>61346241If Trump went out of his way to save intel as we expected then he's going to do something about renewables.
...there is literally no reason to be freaking out and selling like this. Always surprises me how fucking retarded people are. Wow.
>>61346210I am a proud investor of TotalEnergies, they are VERY based.Enjoying my 10% divies they deliver at the price I bought them in 2020.
One week ago I boughted because you guys telled me to.One week later. MINUS 10000 EUR !Just solded. FUCK all you !
We're close to the bottomNVDA needs to price 180/181 or so, so that the post earnings 8% pump only brings it back to 195No V today, crab at 6600 until Thursday morning
>they permabanned the bussyant posterIts over for real
Marching bravely on through hell, towards early retirement
>>61346271No crying in the casino
>>61346254CPUs are surprisingly cheap relative to these other components.
>>61346270A boomer shilled me on this years ago but I passed because it's French
Anyone have the edit of top analysis on cnbc saying “RUN”?
I shorted nasdaq 10x monday premarket lfg
I am financially raped (again)
you tech fags should of went in on good year when it was $6.50but you bought nvidia instead, too bad lmfao tech baggies, KEK!
the newer IBKR desktop application is unusable garbage
Why is it still falling?
may go all in on spy calls latert. suicidal and need the shove
i took my short profits
>>61346273>post earnings pump
It's amazing how the narrative flipped to "OMG FED MIGHT NOT CUT IN DECEMBER???!!!!?!?!?!" after a couple Fed faggots opened their mouths and said their typical fud bullshit. The Fed has basically done exactly what it's publicly stated it will do, very boringly, for at least the last five years. They did this exact same stupid shit on the other end when the Fed was hiking - suddenly you had Goolsbee and Kashkari running their dumb fucking mouths about how "hmm ohhh I dunnoooo could be another hike or two!" weeks after the last hike. This coupled with "OMG AI BUBBLE BURSTING???!!!!" makes this hissy fit such gay ass bullshit. Bears that missed the April bottom are just salty as fuck.
>>61346302The cycle is over. Buy in October of 2026.
>>61346302because your line didn't stop the price drop
>>61346302because nearly everyone in the entire world in bearish
>>61346302thank god I stored it in my cold wallet with locked price.
And we're back to death sharting
Im gonna go balls deep into VIX short if it reaches 25.
>>61346311>line go up forever>debt doesn't existit do go down though
>>61346217Swedish company Blykalla who are working on modular reactors signed some partnership deal with Oklo about a month ago. Would be nice to see some actual advancements in small scale reactors in the West.
>>61346311The AI "Bubble" that is now bursting purely due to panic.
Oh my god nvidia
ZAMN
>>61346324That one stage before Total Rectal Annihilation
And poofJust like that I've lost everything I made since april
>>61346328one word>dollar cost averaging
NiggersWe needed this correctionNobody was going to make itBoomers folio must burn so we can retire later with dignity
any ta expert in the room?
DEPLOY THE V
>>61346328As someone who lost 40% of my portfolio value betting on tech and AI, I don't know how useful AI really is. I barely use it. Why is it only due to panic?
>>61346210you clearly didn't do enough research.
>>61346339the problem is that boomer folios are doing just fine and its the mid growth cap plays that are getting raped into oblivion.That is why everyone is crying over muh "tiny 3% off ath correction"almost everyone except megacaps is getting slaughtered
>>61346251Nuclear hyperregulation after three mile island and chernoblyl and the left wing adopting an anti nuclear stance has done more to damage the country’s future by far than the trans meme (not immigration)
Plunge protection team wake up and do your fucking job
These selloffs are SO FUCKING STUPID it's hard to believe. It's like last summer when cloudflare had a hiccup and the entire market topped and shit itself for two months afterward. Bears are the worst people alive.>>61346329>literally nothing but the best news ever constantly>jumping off a cliff the day before earnings like a shitcoinI hate this place
I barely own any tech and I'm still getting fucked.
>>61346344There is no structure it could go anywhere from here. But probably down more
Tech is at levels not seen since... mid-September.
>>61346251Our government is so fucking useless.
>get liquidated because Nvidia hit 179.9It can go back to all time highs now. You're welcome:(
>>61346362they really should go back to may levels
>not buying the salelool
>>61346344no discernable new gapswe dont visit these levels ever again
>>61346365Thank u for ur service
MSTR is a fucking bullshit stock
everything in my portfolio is red with the sole exception of national grid
>my portfolio is gonna be negative for the third year in a row Oh...
>>61346364>>61346354No one jokes about China's pollution anymore because they have been pumping nuclear reactors out like crazy. Their long term plan is to crack thorium and then export that technology to AfricaWhich would mean China does more for the climate than anyone else lmfao
>>61346391it should be considered treasonous what they have done to us
Bull tards are coping hard, you will capitulate either today or tomorrow it doesn’t matter.
We are almost there bros.
>>61346339my boomer port is 15.6% ytd. I think it's mostly zoomer ports getting burned.
>>61346332Damn lol
>>61346332>telling his wife about his funny market gainsHe deserves to be stuck with that bitch forever. Divorcing would be a release and it's not enough punishment for this retard.
Nasdaq RSI is around where it usually "bottoms" during retarded times like this, unless things get x-tra retarded for some unknown reason. MACD looks not as good on the 5yr chart but on the 1yr it's been negative for over a week already. The three green weekly candles in October were three of the largest green candles in the last 5 years. I don't see why anyone with a brain, who loaded up on longs during the April bed shitting, would be liquidating NOW, right before the tax year rolls over, with companies still reporting good earnings.The Fed is 100% going to continue it's very boring, very publicly scheduled rate cutting. Governments around the world are already ceasing QT or even resuming QE. If we're being honest, QE has always been happening just under different names. Lower rates + tech boom = this is not the top.
>>61346332deserved for sharing paper gains with wife and talking to her about money at all desu
>>61346397I mean it is. Just look at how horribly Europe is struggling. Like, germany completely rejected all LNG deals because they had some pipe dream that they would be 100% solar and wind by 2030and now the coal plants are back on
>Gemini was trained on TPUsnvidia make the poopy
What are the chances we see circuit breakers this week?
>>61346418europe is going to unironically collapse in the next 50 years with germany, france, england, netherlands, sweden not having any actual european people living in it lol
>bought $4 soxs december calls last weekis this what it feels like at the federal reserve?
>>61346332So he didn’t put the money into the quantum’s that have been running most of the year? That sucks, what the fuck did he pick
Made a swift 12% on CAN. Market can dump now
I’m almost all in and just going to hold through the pain.I plan to DCA with whatever money I can save up until clear recovery begins into tqqq and maybe fbtc depending on how bitcoins looking.
>>61346434Maybe bought at the top right before it crashed
>>61346415Someone is very long lolPost your bags
>SOXL down ANOTHER 10%MAKE IT STOP AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>61346362*laugh in -60% CoreWeave*Based Ed Zitron was right.Again.
BOBO I WILL REMEMBER THIS
>>61346427it's usually hyperbole but France is actually collapsing in real timeand I can explain what "collapsing" is. Their welfare state is literally bankrupting them. But every time they elect a prime minister that tries to fix it he's immediately oustedlike they've had 5 prime ministers in 2 years and are heading towards a greek style collapse
When you buy at the bottom, but it was actually the top.
Google just dropped some benchmarks for Gemini 3 which are good DESU. Why is the AI trade down? Did traders expect even more?
>>61346451Just inflate the currency
>>61346450
>>61346451What is a Greek style "collapse"? Greece is completely fine.
>>61346457CAPEX costs are - as expected - decreasing rapidly already. Also, no refunds, crying in the casino, hairpulling etc..
64 gb ram costs $700 and it keeps going up. AI growth is hard capped.
Bond niggers were rightRight all alongIm not capitulating but all new purchases are going towards bond etfs for the foreseeable future
>>61346461Kek
>>61346460I mean 60% of france's gdp is government spending so it's kind of already there
The entire market is fake and rigged specifically to make sure I lose money. Liquidation was 179.9 for me. LOL
>>61346451Yeah, 2 more weeks. Chyna collapsing, Japan collapsing, Italy collapsing (loved this one, totally collapsed right now), France collapsing (the next one that will return 60% yoy at some, point).
>>61346468No gold & silver?
shuch a beautiful day
>>61346241we are ahead in fusion though. why build nuclear when you have that? and we stopped building nuclear because of risk of catastrophe. the japanese know a lot about that. and good morning darling. i saw that you feel bad for me? because i'm in love with you? that does not make any sense. you think i fell in love with you because you're small? no. because you're brilliant and you're into the same stuff as me. but i do like your size. crazy market again today, but i think it will turn around.
>>61346451France is based they just like throwing shit fits
>>61346451its not about the debt lol.people focusing on everything but the elephant in the room will be the downfall of europe as we know itstop focusing on numbers on a piece of paper and what actually matters
I hope the orange nigger is at a gala or something today. If he tweets Im liquidated.
>>61346468DCANot buying because it's down is retarded and the opposite of a profitable strategy. You KNOW it's going to grow back.
And just! like! that!My portfolio is almost green again
>>61346493>>61346468I'm trying to imagine a world where /smg/ tries to analyze and buy bond etfs and it terrifies me
>>61346443No real bags [yet]Current portfolio:UPRO 85 shares up 60%FSLR 3 shares up 51%NVDL 88 shares up 28%TSLL 567 shares up 20%SOXL 178 shares up 9%XLF 4 shares up 11%But also keep in mind these were all like 30% higher 10 days ago
>>61346493This is itThe startIts the big one comingIll check back in three months to see if the index is worth investing in againI'd rather buy bonds then leave money in the bank
Saar, I have deployed the V
>>61346482Fuck all gay schizos
no news and current sell off is literally and unironically worse than the april tariffs. this doesnt make any sense.
>>61346327Son OKLO is now just a middle man. Right, short it to 0 and throw the executives in jail. Time to clean up this mess.
>>61346470france will be fine. they will need to find a better way to raise revenue is all. it's filled with wealth, castles and chateaus and palaces.did you make it to the castle by the way?>>>/bant/23627972i took this photo for you last night. do you still not believe that this is me?
Went all in SOXL and it looks like I timed the bottom
>>61346489Listen, that elephant is French now. I know that elephants may exist in other parts of the world, but right now that elephant is just as French as you or I could be
>>61346523 there is no way
>>61345206>spanish editionThe people get poorer every day but the GDP is supposedly going up. Inequality rising. Spain was always a very equalitarian country, this is very sad.
>>61346535Cute
>>61346540That sounds like every western country!
>>61346073Yes, how ironic
>>61346548>>61346548>>61346548
>>61346527Unlikely. Its bear flagging
Get a room faggots.
>>61345206>Inflation causes people to save more aggressively and stop spending>Deflation causes people to push porchases further into the future and stop spending Which one is it?
>>61346535well it's true. that's me. and i'm going further than that. but that's not what i'm proudest of. i'm brilliant too, and i want you by my side.think we're at the bottom in this selloff, got a good feeling we reverse today.
>>61346571>Inflation causes people to save more aggressively and stop spending who told you this?
So when the bubble pops do we just inflate it again?
>>61346510Yup. But guess what happens after retarded literally-no-news selloffs?
>>61346464>Greece is completely fine.Are you like 15 years old or something?
>>61346599more panic selling?
>>61346305Same desu. Didn’t have that many puts and shorts but took profit. Expecting a lil rebound. Will short it too though.
>>61346586Normal people, people who make under 100k a year, aren't stacking up on high interest rate loans - even niggers - most of them are waiting to time the bottom and get a better deal. Despite what the lugenpresse says about main street, the poor aren't that stupid. Only the rich are buying inflated things.
>>61346599Its correcting because its been mooning all summer. And punishing the people who bought nvidia at 210
>>61346634>Only the rich are buying inflated things.anon they're the only ones left who have disposable income . We're about to find out what happens to capitalism when you run out of other peoples money.
>>61346614Have you never been to Greece? It's beautiful, the people are all happy, there's struggles sure but it's few and far between what America sees daily.
Any thoughts on nvidias earnings tomorrow? I really want to buy some spy calls
>>61346665And thus capitalism ends and the dawn of socialism and UBI begins. Enjoy the 10 year bear market, I'll buy when SPY is 350. Death to America.
ok give us a pumpt. bobo
>>61346670Go talk to any Greek and ask if they better of before the GFC or after.
>>61346727You want to make a wager on that? I got a girl I can get to ask her mother
>>61346684Based
>>61346738Sure, go talk to her right now.
is GRRR the next 2/3x and dump?
