taxes edition>Mental Healthhttps://findahelpline.com/>Jobs when it inevitably collapseshttps://jobs.mcdonalds.com/>Educational sites:https://www.investopedia.comhttps://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain>Financial TV Streams:https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.htmlhttps://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/>Charts:https://www.tradingview.comhttps://www.finscreener.comhttps://www.portfoliovisualizer.com>Screeners: so you feel like in the movieshttps://finviz.com/https://etfdb.com/>Gambling:https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.comhttps://optionstrat.com/https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices>Pre-Market and Live data:https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futureshttps://finance.yahoo.com/>Calendarshttps://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendarhttps://www.earningswhispers.com/calendarhttps://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.htmlhttps://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits>Boomer Investing 101: so zoomers with meme stocks can outperform youhttps://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_startedhttps://www.sec.gov/search-filings>Misc smg:https://www.financialjuice.com/homehttps://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickershttps://market24hclock.com/https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculatorhttps://brokerchooser.com/https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-ratesPreviously on /smg/>>61346548
MARKET SELLOFF>Renewed selling hammered Wall Street's riskiest sectors on Tuesday, pushing stocks and cryptocurrency down and strengthening a drive for haven assets ranging from Treasuries to gold.
Fellow vibe traders, any reads for today's close?
>>61347536Every day is nigger day.
VIX can't stay above 25 forever right?Right?
>>61347544Crabban from now until close
GO USD GO USD GO USD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
AH YES NOW THAT I SOLD CC ON ASTS IT CAN PUMP BACK UP SO I GET CALLED AWAY AT A LOSS THANK YOU JEWS VERY COOL
Passing by to remind you that just by killing yourself you will achieve nothing. Kill someone who is in position of power, and after that you can off yourself, knowing that the world has become a bit better.
MIGAIGA
I assure you. You are boring. Don't delude your own assessment.
> President Trump Hosts Saudi Crown Prince Mohammed Bin Salman At The White House; Says Saudi Arabia Has Agreed To Invest $600B In U.S.; That Number Could Go Up
Are semiconductors over?
V V VVV
they think im scaredusd tanksi long more USDCAD
>>61347618>Market continues to panic by prematurely bursting the AI """""""bubble"""""""
all memes aside whats going on? I refuse to believe this is a regular correction. something REALLY big is about to happen and I say that as a perma bull. I am literally and unironically scared not even joking rn
>>61347635pre FOMC minutes (tomorrow check real calendar) jitters
>Nvidia, Microsoft, and Anthropic announce new strategic partnerships.Partnership details include:1. Anthropic to buy $30B of Azure compute capacity2. Nvidia to invest $10 billion in Anthropic3. Microsoft to invest $5 billion in Anthropic4. Nvidia and Anthropic to collaborate on design and engineering5. Nvidia and Anthropic establish "deep technology partnership"Man these retards really want to put the Dot Com shitshow to shame right now huh
>>61347635corrections never feel regular
Should have been a divvy chad
>>61347615perhaps now. was not always so. what thrills you is dull, small, and petty to me however. i can show you much better. and i'm confident if our trajectories continue, it will be you who ends up bored and frustrated. i have big plans for us. if they were so boring you would not be so afraid.
>>61347628https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=25m3Gk7mRQM
>>61347641Are businesses really going to do business with each other in order to make money in MY stock market??
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X3wDXdqK-Bg&t=1341swhy am i finding forntite christmas music soothing today???????????????
I wish I just sold last week Monday and simply did not buy back in at all
>>61347670You can't time the market; stop trying or wishing you could
>get paid >market is high>have no spending money >market dips
>>61347536Japan being that low is insane. I'm guessing it's ignoring the local taxes
Im not buying this bull trap.Reminder that the fed still hasn't confirmed rate cuts.
added to my OKLO short position, thank you btd idiots.
i am announcing a partnership between me and an ice cream sandwich with some fudge
>>61347645If you have covered call etf's i'm going to throw milk in your face
>>61347536>$34,500lmao sure thing commie niggerson $100,000, 70% gets stolenThe state shall be dismantled.
>>61347688ok but let us know what company you're making this investment in it better not be ben and jerry
actually starting to see some green for once
Does anyone else follow their portfolio daily, and when it's up mentally lock in the gains, so when it goes back down you feel like you're losing money?
>>61347703I hard lock the gains so when I lose money I actually lose money
the fed is gonna cockblock us from more rate cuts, right?
>>61347618>same news for months nowlol
>>61347691Y...yesDont make fun of me. Ill sell them for some VOO once the market rebounds, im also transitioning some to SPYH
No crying in the casino!
What if I just buy several ETFs in developed economies that I like and then just walk away until I retire?I'll get spanked by corrections/crashes but it just means that I'll wait 4 years. I won't fully boglehead, I'll still make macro picks but then I'll be retired.
>SPY & VOO making a v right back to the moonnothing ever happens
>didn't buy the bottomTime to just become a VOO cuckold.
fuck mefuck me fuck me fuck me fuck mefuuuuuuuuck me fuck me fuck me fuck me i am a fucking brainlet FUCK ME
YOU’RE BORING AND HAVE NO SOUL
>>61347762GINGERS HAVE SOULS
>>61347735would i get horny if i touched monkey tits?or is it like touching any other animal
>Saudi bribe Trump with a trillion more dollarsAaaaand just like that we're never going down again
Bull trap, HODL the line bearbros
>>61347670don't try to time the markets, that's shit for retarded gambling addicts or people with insider knowledge.all you really have to do is to decide for yourself>if you want to stay in the market long termthen buy whenever you see dumps like these, it's a nice discount. even if you catch the falling knife, it doesn't matter because within some years you won't even see this downturn on the chart anymore unless you really zoom in>you decide seeing the constant up and down on your account is not worth it because it makes you feel badwait till it's recovered to the prior high and then just sell it all off and never check the market again, ever.
>bought MSTR calls yesterday>it doomped>bought MSTR puts this morning>its still poompingim getting bogged up the ass bros
I just took physical delivery of some beef tamales for lunch
i want to play i want to play mommy i want to play mommy please let me play play play i want to play i want to be apart of the fun too i would like to join mommy
>>61347777Checked. Go on, son
I fucking hate zoomer slurpers like you wouldn't believeJust fucking DIE already
>>61347682Also internal barriers and shadow taxes. Japan has a strange economy.
imagine buying the day before fed minutesit's a bull trap
>>61347618Dude based all this money required is losing air superiority to our enemies! Sick deal!
final pooomp to prepare for the exit liquidity
I'm resetting my paper account and buying puts like crazy to get this market back upI think it's working
>>61347796This is the price action for the fed minutes, Specialanon. Go play mobile GOTY-nominee Uma and check back when we're green
I am touch-starved and utterly incompetent at trading
>>61347618Top zozzle word for word what an anon in an earlier thread said would come out as a desperate attempt to pump
NVDA will be under $180 tomorrow.How low it goes after earnings? No one knows.News cycle has already pivoted to preparing people for the inevitable:...they didn't beat.Think about what the retirees who bought at $200 are going to do...
VIX puts are currently printing pretty good.
>>61347823Jensen shouldn't have double crossed gamers
>>61347823but how low will it go
I never sold. Diamond hands baby.Now just go up 5% every day for a week or two and I’ll be golden.
>>61347791they used to have a wonderful economy but was broken by America forcing the creation of the bubble through their central bankThe Princes of the Yen is a great documentary on this. They did it to the four tiger economies as well. pretty much international ((investors)) and creditors always destroy the nation
>>61347821I will be getting with a slampig soon. It's over.
>>61347840I fear that this is my next life stage and I am very reluctant
Bottom is in.
>>61347840Your cock won't even get hard.
>>61347667Santa rally soon boys.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bd8tyszMgTk
>>61347641Bro this literally saved the market and we hit officially rock bottom from this because capex is back on the menu and nvidia will almost certainly beat fuck this shit i didn’t know what to invest in all those wicked dips on semis would have shaken me out anyway so dammit.
>>61347846I'm telling myself it's just for practice. It was either that or get with a feminine looking tranny and I can't bring myself to do that.
I just had a panic attack and sold everything
>>61347850I'm on nofap, my cock gets hard just thinking about tits.
>>61347840>>61347846Don’t fucking do it. Fat women are fucking foul beasts.
>>61347823>retireesPfizer already took care of them
>>61347796i bought a little
>>61347854there are no feminine trannies irl those pics on the internet arent real
>>61347862Is your blood pressure atypical?
>>61347873oh nohehe
i am hedging
>>61347866I need to diversify my portfolio, and there's a lack of pussy in it atm
>>61347870This anon deserves to be rewarded a family and a nice daughter for his dip slurping
>>61347846embrace your future anon
>>61347872hmm, idk my sissy is pretty femine. They wear girl clothes, speak like a girl for me, I teach them what to call me, how to call me. How to behave. They enjoy the training, make up, you basically turning them into your own perfect girlfriend.My advice, ensure u find a male who is 5'3 or below. They must be slim, not drink heavily or smoke. Without these things its impossible to make them pass & if they cannot pass you want to be able to dominate them by size.Thanks chuds
Another very odd day
>>61347696>what are marginal rates Americans deserve to be poor
SPY/QQQ low volume pump. Think this is the pico top...Can't believe BTC is pumping though. Feels artificial af. Shorting a few more shares of MSTR. Fuck Saylor and his ponzi.
I've been DCA'ing into my favorite index fund since July and here's how much 5,000€ got me:July: 39 unitsAugust: 37 unitsSeptember: 37 unitsOctober: 36 unitsNovember: 34 unitsI still have one month of DCA to do and then I'm also getting my end of year bonus so I'll be glad to buy a bit more than 34 pieces next month if this keeps up.
Why is this board so bear heavy?
>SLS +12%Cancerbros are we going to make it?
Dell anon is kill RIP IN PEACE
>>61347922We like 'em heavy here on /smg/
>>61347922Poor fags usually & trolling. A few anons make great calls with bear FUD though kek
>>61347922Triple digits IQ board.
>>61347924if by make it you mean get cancer then yea i think i made it
>>61347774>don't try to time the marketsWhat is it called when you re-arrange your stack every couple of years or so?I'm not really trying to time the market, but I do want to hedge against the very real chance of being unable to sell for the next two to three years.Conversely, there are situations where you just have to buy in because the business conditions force you to.
Let's hope Dell doesn't announce a bond sale to finance DDR5 RAM sticks
>>61347922Because we are in the midst of a bear market / correction right now. Like look at the fucking charts nigger. Fight the trend all you want. I will remain bearish until morale improves.
I have AI burnoutI'll just invest in uranium, lithium and biotech
>>61347922
>>61347922i'm trying to shake people out so they cry later
>>61347941Being a permanent assumes that the rich do not want to be richer which is retarded
I refuse to buy the bottom because i know its the top
>>61347975This thread was better when we broke out the mspaint and drew pictures of bobo and mumu, like, torturing each other and shit. Has AI affected my life? Yeah, it made /biz/ way less funny and for that alone I want Sam Altman and Alex Crap to go fucking broke.
bought more jan puts on QUBT fuck this fat greasy soda slinging boomer
im green again
Pretty sure the market is trying to price in an NVDA miss. So when they beat, it will be the opposite of what happened previous earnings when the market priced in a huge beat
Today ChatGPT was down because of Cloudflare so I googled "Grok" and used it and I was shocked at how much smarter it is at doing the same sort of tasks I do almost daily at work.I'm going to give Gemini a try too. I sort of assumed they're all the same and kept using ChatGPT mindlessly. It's night and day.
>>61347998That's why i love the mspaint stuff we get every now and then
>>61348010We will moon my besterd bloody
>>61348010That makes sense people would see a backtest then backout
>>61347998show us your creatings then
>>61348019These are really cute. I hope "LET'S FUCKING GO" anon is okay
Also, read the latest Citrini piece.He's usually spot on.He said the market will be volatile in the short term as macro data comes out and people realize the US is deep into recession. But then a Christmas rally is coming as people realize that 2026 is midterms year and that means one thing: fiscal expansion. Money printing.
Fuck NVDA
>>61347909I hope you feed them their daily high dose estradiol and AA.
>>61348018they all get very simple things wrong and hallucinate bullshit. when you factor in the time to verify and double check everything it spits out, the whole process is inefficient and stupid.
>>61347998I fucking hate the slopLiterally the worst thing ever to happen to the internet >>61348019Based
>>61348018Grok seems pretty damn good.
COME ON VIX YOU DUMB FUCK GO BACK DOWN TO 17
>>61347867>Pfizer already took care of themhaTrump says"Fuck Obamacare"
>>61348062vol isnt going to come back in until after nvidia earningsin case you are wondering why the vix is so high for a market that isnt doing much, its repositioning ahead of those earnings
You can buy AMD today for around 10x 2028 earnings.
I'm just too retarded and risk averse to make it picking stocks, the boomer that shilled index funds in my classes was right.>>61348050Nt Elon
>Try to grab the bottom>Miss it by 5 cents on a $11 stockStill mad, better get another red morning tomorrow.
>>61348083enticingIll buy when its at 6x 2028 earnings
>>61348079Regardless of what happens with the earnings, the market is gonna shit itself. Wont it? So I should probably close my position before that.
NEVER BEEN A BETTER TIME TO TRADE 0DTE OPTIONS BOYS2 SIDED MARKETS ARE THE BEST
>>61347975>I will remain bearish until morale improves.You will remain bearish until well after morale has improved still insisting the rebound is fake.
>>61348106ok tell me what's going to happen next pls
>>61348103HONESTLY ITS HARD TO SAYEVERYONE IS SO NEGATIVE, FEAR GREED INDEX IS STUCK IN FEARFULI THINK EVERYONE IS EXPECTING A BIG DUMP BUT IT WONT HAPPEN BECAUSE THEY CAN JUST DO GAY ROTATIONS FOREVERITS NOT LIKE BITCOIN WHERE IT CAN JUST COMPLETELY SELL OFF AND NEVER STOP FOR MONTHS
Why does it matter if a company that makes graphics cards for virgin nerds announces earnings?
>>61348125BUY A 0DTE 600 QQQ PUT AND HOLD IT FOR 5 MINS AND SELL IT WHEN IT GOES GREEN FOR YOU AND YOULL HAVE A LITTLE MORE MONEY
>>61348125Whatever is the opposite of what you think will happen. Also, remember that if you try to think of the opposite of what you're thinking, then that is now what you're thinking, so the opposite of that will happen.
>Boomer dad says this (stock market, housing prices, etc.) is all the fault of the fed for not lowering rates yetIs this true? If so why, and if not why?.
Hourly reminder that Grok is retarded. DO NOT use grok for trading advice
>>61348129Video game graphics cards became a small share of nvidia's money, now it's all about selling shit to the AI companies throwing mountains of cash in the belief they'll be the one to capture the market
>>61348142boomers are used to financing everything by selling out their children's future
>>61348137HERES HOW YOU WIN WHEN YOU ARE TOO MUCH OF A PUSSY TO PLAY ONE SIDEDPLAY BOTH SIDES!!!! VOL IS SO HIGH YOURE GONNA SEE ANOTHER BIG MOVE WITHIN THE NEXT 2 HOURS PRETTY MUCH GUARANTEED SO THE WINNING LEG WILL BRING YOU MORE GAINS THAN THE LOSS ON THE LOSING ENDBUT NOW YOUVE MADE LESS MONEY AND THAT SUCKS SO JUST BE RIGHT
>>61347867Only the MIGAtard boomers died because the Dem boomers all got vaccinated and therefore had protection against covid.
What do people think of the implications of Peter Thiel dumping all his NVDA stock? That guys seems pretty gay and smart.
>>61348168DUNNO NVIDIA SEEMS LIKE ITS GOING TO CONTINUE TO KEEP WINNING SO LONG AS RETARDS BUY THEIR CHIPPERINOSIT DOESNT MATTER THAT AI IS FAKE AND GAY, THE CHIPS ARE REAL AND RETARDS LIKE SAM ALTCOIN ARE WILLING TO BUY THEM WITH MONEY THEY DONT HAVE SO BIG WIN FOR JENSON WANG
>>61348164>the Dem boomers all got vaccinated with mRNA and therefore ruined their immune systems foreverftfy
>>61348127Honestly that kind of makes sense. I should probably just play it safe and close my position before the earnings today.Thanks for potentially saving me a lot of money, anon.
fell asleep>your recurring investment has been executedwhat did I miss?
>>61348168I-I-I-I'm not s-sure but but but he's a real sma- smart g-g-guy a-and he's NOT t-the antichrist.
>>61348142boomers have a vague notion of the concept of velocity of money and assume the fed is the only driver of it (via rates and money printer) when other factors are contributing far more to the slowdown
>>61348189Overanalysis, if you're talking to a boomer you're just talking to the ten last TV channels they watched. Probably Fox News in this case.
>>61348179REDUCING RISK BEFORE EARNINGS IS WISE YESYOU CAN TRADE THE MARKET ANY DAY THAT MARKETS ARE OPENIM NOT A FAN OF OVERNIGHT RISK WHEN MARKETS ARE VOLATILEALL IT TAKES IS ONE HEADLINE OF CHINA DECIDING TO FLEX ON THE US OR ONE DERANGED DONALD DUMP TWEET AND ITS ALL OVERIM STICKING TO INTRADAY TRADING UNTIL VOLATILITY RESOLVES
>>61347536BLOOD PLASMA RED TO GREEN SISTERSWE FEELING SO HOT RIGHT NOWBASED ZOOMERS
I'M HEDGED(ALL CASH)
>he fell for the bull trap
>>61348142More credit chasing the same or less shit in the midst of a recession is retarded. But boomers will happily take stagflation for their house's value to increase.
>>61348177Yeah man they "ruined" it so much that they are still alive while all the MIGA boomers died and nearly gave Kamala the victory in swing states like Georgia (which will be permanently blue starting in 2028).
>>61348212Not me, been waiting all year for these tears
>>61348142high rates lower prices. low rates raise prices. this is because the monthly cost is the same.
Buh bu buy the dip?
Is this a short?
>>61347703yesthis along with some injuries, failed romantic life, disaster of a date with a transwoman, dad having cancer and me being afraid to visit him back home, friend ODing on pills and me being afraid of visiting his grave at home, and being unemployed and not being able to find a job back home to move, and being short, and being lonely, and being old and broken makes me look at that line like nothing else and take every move personallyits not good, especially when out of desperation i took some derivatives and they go from thousands in green one part of the day to hundreds in red an hour latergenerally Im doing well with investments,but its a quarter of the way to be something I can retire on
>>61347837we subsidize security for all of those nations, so it makes sense to not allow them to hollow us out financially. and tariffs, which i know you love, are the same idea just a different incentive structure. i'm thankful that wasn't you who said that earlier comment, although this comment is nearly as bad. you notice how many people are trying to undermine us though? why not put your contrarian mind to work making fools of them instead of just me.
>>61348201I'm giving the benefit of the doubt but yeah, you're right. Recent rate cuts have only driven mortgage rates higher too so that won't be helping with housing prices either
>>61348234PROBABLY GOING TO 0 BUT YOU MISSED THE SHORT ALREADY, PICK SOMETHING ELSE
>>61348248>we subsidize security for all of those nationsThat is one way of looking at it. The other way (which American governments have had since the end of WW2) is that the US is the world police and spreading bases all over the world is the most effective way of projecting power.
>>61348254So you're telling me theres no more meat on the bones?
>>61347998MSpaint is from a more civilized era, when things were SOVLFUL instead of jeetAIslop. Zoomers will never experience this. Or maybe they will, somehow they are full on the 90's era culture with VHS, music cassettes and shit.
GOOGL doing pretty good rn.Thanks for not screwing me on this one, Bogdanoffs.
>>61348142Boomers are fucking retarded and can’t even remember what happened last week let alone anything about monetary policy. You have to nod your head and assume they’re suffering with some memory issues.
>>61348267IM TELLING YOU THE RISK TO REWARD ISNT THERE TO DO ANYTHING AND THE OPTIONS LOOK LIKE DOGSHIT
>>61348218the vacsneed was embraced by lefty "trust le science" idiots way more than anyone else. "dead MIGA boomers" is your own deluded headcanon. no one died of a fake cold virus, they were all 80+ and obese with cancer.
>>61348264yes. they freeride off of our military power. one cost of that is allowing us bases.
>>61348277>"dead MIGA boomers" is your own deluded headcanonLook at the 2024 election. Boomers went massively to Kamala compared to previous elections because all the antivaxx MIGA boomers died.
TIRE BAGGIES WE'RE BREAKING $8 TODAYMMM IS PREDICTED AT $0.60 from think or swimWE EATING GOOD TONIGHT BAGGIES!
>>61348269to be honest i don't miss the kinds of conversations where a question about something is brought up, nobody knows the answer, and the technology to instantly check did not exist yet.
>>61348279If the issue was "subsidizing security", wouldn't it make more sense to just close your military bases around the world so you could stop subsidizing your allies defense spending?Instead of taking to threatening economical war to your closest allies?
>>61348297nobody went massively to Kamala. she lost a landslide and every swing state. you are an idiot.
>>61348297I thought it was the opposite, and Trump got elected by high boomer turn out?
>>61347703I used to, but then I lost a boatload of money. Now I don't like to really check it because it makes me sad. I didn't lose everything, but still it sucks.
>>61348297literally every single age demo shifted to Trumpwhy are you making shit up?
>>61348306i don't make the decisions. but even if i did you would not fool me with this. we get more power from the bases. the benefits your nation receives are incidental, not our objective. your leaders listen to ours because we are strong and you are not. deal with it and cope.
>>61348234why the fuck would anyone invest in this disgusting slop chain
Can’t even smoke fucking weed or do drugs while looking for a new fucking job cause every cunt job fucking drug tests and makes you spread your asshole because every retarded fucking boomer nigger faggot and these christian goy cattle slaves needs to make your life miserable and cucked as theirs
>>61348310Look at the exit polls. Look at Georgia.>>61348311Nah Trump got lucky because he got a high vote amongst pissed off genX and spics and there was barely any black male or youth turnout.>>61348325Not boomers. They shifted massively to Kamala.
>>61348332nah. kys.
GO BACK TO POL BOOMER FAGGOTS
>>61348346your complaining faggotry is more off topic than politics, which is intrinsically tied to markets.
I BOUGHT THE FUCKING TOP
>>61348363YOUR POSTS HAVE ZERO INTRINSIC VALUE MUCH LIKE UR LITERAL LIFE. KYS>>61348364YOU ARE SUPPOSED TO BE SELLING AT QQQ 600 NOT BUYING!!!!!
>>61348369Tell me about the QQQ, why will it go down?
>>61348375BECAUSE TECH SUCKS DICK RIGHT NOW AND ITS WHERE MOST OF THE MCAP IN THE STOCK MARKET IS
>>61348339KYS MIGAtard
>>61348297boomers still vote republican.
>>613484002016: 32% boomers 2020: 31% boomers2024: 29% boomers
>>61348408ya. it was a change. they still support republicans by a wide margin. this data doesn't give the exact numbers but you can extrapolate, republicans got more votes overall and a higher portion of their votes were from older voters. probably a 10% advantage with boomers.
is the crash called off or what?
>>61348408Weird how boomers liked genocide joe
>>61348436we wont know until NVDA reports and the fed announces their decision on rates.
>>61348436CRASHES ARENT SCHEDULEDIF ITS GONNA HAPPEN YOU ARENT GONNA BE READY FOR ITWHAT YOU CAN EXPECT IS THE MARKET TO MOVE ALL OVER THE PLACE AND FRUSTRATE THE HELL OUT OF PEOPLE TRYING TO PLAY FOR LONGER TERM MOVES MEANWHILE 0DTE GODS ARE LIVING LIFE ON EASY STREET
>>61348436what crash? oh, you mean the cheapies? heh yeah
>>61348375because tech is filled with jeets and there's an AI bubble
>>61348436They told Grok to create some customers for itself, problem solved everybody
GOODYEAR BROS WE DID IT
my USDCAD is a few pips from breakeven lol
GOOD MORNING SYDNEY AUSTRALIAsee you guys at the open in 21 mins
We really need some quality hilldawg tier memes for GT giant rubberdick chads to dunk on the fuddies today
>>61348524>hilldawg tier memes for GT giant rubberdick chads to dunk on the fuddies
we gonna fuck you over
>>61348524
>ONDS retard pumpIs it gonna dump tomorrow? Fuck
>>61348540kek
>>61348473LOL YOU RETARD TIRE BAGGIES GOT A SECOND CHANCE TO GET OUTSECOND CHANCES DONT HAPPEN OFTEN DONT WASTE IT
>>61348529slop tier strawman memes he meansstuff that a pickup truck driver in 68k credit card debt would post on a facebook account with his real name
>>61348553AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH NO FUCK YOU WE ARE GOING TO $10+
>>61348553There’s literally no financial trick or gimmicky squeeze meme it’s just a way oversold company with a good reputation and branding, you did miss out though
>>61348542Yang should have fired his cannons when he had Rheinhard surrounded during the invasion of the galactic republic but he willingly let go of power because the same politicians who stabbed him in the back ordered him tooLOGH set up the entire plot for Yang to become the next galactic autocrat and killed itafter that episode, battle of vermillion i believe, i hated yang and didnt give a shit when the terroirsts killed himREUENTHAL WAS THE BEST LOGH CHARATCER
>>61348572YEAH I MISSED OUT ON A GOOD SHORT
>>61348554You're welcome.
>>61348590is she a vegan?
>A federal judge ruled that the FTC failed to prove $META formed a monopoly by purchasing Instagram and WhatsApp.A little pump please
Gemini 3 released today, it's really good. Google will win the AI race. I work for a company that trains AI models and the majority of our work is for Google. they are going all in on AI integration. not just Gemini, but with everything they have, like maps, youtube, search, calendar, gmail, etc. They have also been slowly buying every smart home product that has done well, so AI will work with all of this as well. Google will be the first company to have AI integrate seamlessly across an entire ecosystem. I'm not a financial advisor but if you have money invest in Alphabet. Warran Buffet just reveleaed a huge position in them and they are going to surge to biggest company in the world when all of this stuff comes together. no other company comes close. OpenAI basically just has GPT, whereas Google has a product for almost every aspect of your life. Amazon? Not close. Microsoft? they use OpenAI and their integration sucks. Apple? years behind everyone, barely can get siri to work, and they use OpenAI and soon Gemini. meanwhile Google has the strongest LLM in the world and they also have an entire ecosystem of products. Bet the house on them
>>61348590she could lose a few
GT has bloody negative EPS, how? They've had decades upon decades to figure out how to make money selling tires. How? How? Have they tried making tires and selling them for a profit?
Metals and Minors looking sexy today fwiw
>>61348609>the AI racea race to the bottom of shit-encrusted pajeet street
BLOODY FUCKING BENCHOD MARKET WHAT ARE YOU DOING STOP FUCKING CRAB YOU MADARCHOD I WILL FUCKING RAPE UR COW YOU BLOODY MAHRAJAT GUJARAT FUCKING YOU WILL FUCKING REDEEMFUCKING REDEEM THE SPY BLOODY YOU WILL DO THE FUCKING NEEDFUL BASTERD
>>61348620they canceled all their competitive lines because they were too cheap, then pushed their performance lines which aren't great.
>>61348609everyone writes claude off but I think they're the best by far
>>61348575based
>>61348609gemini is shit though
>>61348609Yeah right. I remember when everyone was already burying Google just 6 months ago.Everyone seem to have forgotten, I didn't. Heck, I vividly remember the dump that happened because of that stupid ass article by Apple. That's when I bought them. Made good money out of this.The point I'm making? Your message reads as the exact same kind of gospel 6 months ago about Google being late, Search being dead because memePT and everybody will use memePT to do internet searches instead, and basically, Google is dead.Now everyone (retards) and their grandmas, just 6 fucking months later, are saying Google is the best company in the world and will be worth 9000 trillions, it's a no brainer.You know what, I'll do what I did 6 months ago, but instead of buying, it''ll be time I sell. Which is a shame, because I'll agree it's the only company that makes sense to buy right now.But the shitload of retardation I'm seeing right now, much like 6 months ago, tells me to sell. So a sell it is.
>>61348662Hi Sam
>>61348609>google>winningHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA GOOGLE DOESN’T MAKE ANY PRODUCTS THEY JUST DATA HARVEST LIKE FUCKING CHINKS>muh buffet!!!!
>>61348659this is the only scene in a movie or tv show i ever cried overi have never once even frowned from mediai was balling when reuenthals body was found by mittermeyer
Oh blood you bloody! Do not redeem!
>>61348659IMO the second imperial civil war plot is the best writing in LOGHi truly think Yang Wenli had potential but when he pussied out in Vermillion i literally would have killed him myselfthe entire plot also suggested Rehinhard needed to die in the free planets alliance invasion, even if it meant Mûhler became kaiser
>zero (0) efficiency gained from fake and gay "AI">trillions ($1,000,000,000,000+) spent on server farmssurely this must end well?
>>61348633so now that the Indians are short, it's time the market starts to rip upwards again
>>61348604LOL RETARDMETA IS COOKEDTHE BEGINNING OF THE TECH BEAR MARKET HAS ALREADY BEEN FLAGGED
anyone listening to this?
>>61348698Saar, there is 100x productivity, you just need to prompt better saar
>>61348604Are you slow...? Meta winning the lawsuit was priced in a while ago.
>>61348687>being obsessed with india in a stock market threadare your puts down 80% or somethinganytime a SPY or Bitcoin trend breaks you flood SMG with obseesive anti indian stufffor sake of the conversation i am the brownest indian and am writing becuase you make me mad
henlo mister jeromei do not ask for rate cuts todayi realize it is over for mei am ready for it all to endplease initiate the final processthank u mister jeromesee u on the other side
>>61348709
>>61348709FUCK YOU BLOODY BITCH LASAGNA YOU BENCHOD FUCKINGSARR I AM AIM TO BE BIGGEST SEX GOAT HAVER IN UTTAR PRADESH PRAISE GANESH I WILL ARRIVE AT IT YOU WILL SEE BLOODYYOU ARE NOT INDIAN YOU MADARCHOD YOU ARE DIRTY FUCKING PAKISTANI YOU ARE NOT EVEN DALIT SHIT ON YOU FACE MOTHERFUCK YOU WILL FUCKING REDEEM THE SPY CALLS AND PUTS YOU WILL DO THE NEEDFUL BLOODY
>>61348720>>61348722 (checked)lol you can make fun of things all you wantits not gonna change the fact that there is a 99% chance you tried catching a trend with options and now got liquidity swept
WHERES MY CRASH YOU NIGGERS AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>61348722BUY PUTS AND BELIEVE IN ISHNU OR WHATEVER SHIT NIGGA
Haha..Indians are just terrible though for the most part
Nice v shape recovery today
OH FUCK OH SHIT WE ARE ABOUT TO DUMP A SHIT CRYPTO IS FALLING OFF THE CLIFF
>>61348733WHAT BETTER TIME TO CRAB THE MARKET THAN WITH A HIGH VIXLOOK AT THAT PREMIUM MELTAHAHAHA SUCKERS
>>61348733This was the crash, you already had it and all the paper hand retailers and Indians got shook out, now we are ready for the Santa rally
Even with this recovery I will still raped
>>61348745i 100% bet some big player is in iron condors today
You did BOUGHT the DIP. Right?IT'S CONFIRMED:WINTER RALLY BEGINS WITH NVIDIA EARNINGS RIPPING THROUGH SPACE AND BEYOND.AI IS THE CENTURY'S REVOLUTION AS WAS INTERNET BEFORE.NIGGERS
>>61348756GUARANTEE SOME JEWS WENT DEEP ON ATM STRADDLES AT OPEN
>>61348732*ahem*janitors, you banned me 24h for this, lets see you actually do something with those dirty poo handsor is it because hes from india
GET OMEGA FUCKED SAAR
>>61348609SOX SEMICONDUCTORS CHADS, WE WON.
Based
INTCels, I am disappointed at the price action of our beloved stock over the past weeks
>>61348769likely>>61348774im not a janitor, i work for prime minister modibasically i am part of the indian version of the JIDFmy goal is to stop indian hatredwe will repalce youyour daughter will have indian cock inside her (whe she is a legal adult)there is nothing you can do to sop us
>>61348653I don't write claude off, I use it every day and have a personal Max plan. But I can't buy Anthropic stock so what do.
>>61348796I am too. I hope ol' Patty's GLOO goes well
>>61348794he knows he cant otherwise he woudlve done it 2 months ago.
>>61348796Its going to crab dump back to $20 where it belongs
>dip in price following mediocre earnings and low expectations for future earningsHome Depbros...
Women be shoppin
>>61348811Economy is booming btw
>>61348814
>>61348709fuck you bitch bloddy basterd benchod and buy the XRP BOOM sir
>>61348814Cute post
>>61348814damn. I hold TJX, should have gotten Macy's AI.
>>61348819HAHAHAHAHA Mr Modi knows your racism siryou will not be invited to india when we become superpower 2030your daughter will lust for hindu menthere is nothing you can do wh*te boy
>>61348811NVDA is next.
>>61348829
OH GOD OH FUCKTHIS IS IT
>>61348833ANON?
>>61348833
>>61348811i am so frazzled by this one, I thought this was a guarantee, I MAY never recover financially from my HD position>>61348828FUCK YOU BLODDY
>>61348827Macys is probably a good short right now, I imagine puts are very expensive though
>>61348814macys is a meme stock caught up with many of the others from the gme shortsqueeze era like koss etcyou cant look at macys like a regular stock, its fake and gay
>Fed rate might go down a bit>"ZOMG! SELL EVERYTHING! IT'S ALL GONNA CRASH!"I thought institutional investors were supposed to be intelligent and not be driven by emotions like a woman
AHHHHHHHH I AM FINANCIALLY THE SAME AS BEFORE AAAAAAAAHHHH STOP STOP MY WEALTH WAS REAL IN MY MIND AAAAAHHHHHHHHGG
nice day to stay in cash
>>61348843I only buy, I never sell, or short.
>>61348846the issue is that dovish fed policy was priced, and this sell off is reacting to new uncertainty regarding the fed decision. If theres one thing the market is uncertainty.
>>61348846Institional investors aren't long term holders. If theres news that the next quarter will be bad they sell everything immediately
>>61348846I thought rates going down means line go up
Songs for today? I'm thinking "it's going down" by Glenn Danzig or "Die die die my darling" by Glenn Danzig or maybe "Blood and Tears" by Glenn Danzig or "Going down to Die" by Glenn Danzig
>>61348866CUTTING RATES INTO HIGHER INFLATION MAKES MARKET SCRATCH HEADTECH EARNINGS NOT HIGH ENOUGH TO JUSTIFY VALUATIONS ALSO MAKE MARKET SCRATCH HEADSAM ALTCOINS EXISTENCE MAKES MARKET SCRATCH HEAD
>>61348863>If theres one thing the market is uncertainty
>>61348864>they don’t lose money, they don’t care if everybody else does, they don’t lose
Surely you are at least beating SPY today right?If not then maybe you should just liquidate everything and buy Index ETFs since investing isn't for you
This stock ONDS looks pretty promising actually. Getting tons of options calls purchased, nice deal with Denmark airports for drone security protection, only 7.77 with 12$ price target.
Buy the dip, now?
>beating SPY today>investingpick one retard
>>61348888Checked
>>61348897>He isn't prescientLiquidate all your holdings and buy some magical orange cocaine
>someone is bad at investing and is losing money but refuses to acknowledge itlol
>>61348896Let me ask my magic 8 ball
>>61348909i only daytrade and am all cash by 4:15 every dayup 5% today
>>61348908>>61348908
>>61348896>Buy the dip, now?Please do.
>>61348846institutional investors are gambling addicts.
>weakness to weakness>market open sell offsSmart money is dumping bags.
>>61347837>The Princes of the Yennta but thanks for the book recommendation
>>61348921>i only daytrade and am all cash by 4:15 every day>up 5% todaycongrats on the 5% but honestly, that’s just a nothing compared to what anons are pulling in on these prediction markets lately. places like Myriad, Polymarket, and Prophex. oldfags are seeing way wilder moves