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taxes edition

>Mental Health
https://findahelpline.com/

>Jobs when it inevitably collapses
https://jobs.mcdonalds.com/

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

>Financial TV Streams:
https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.html
https://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/

>Charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com

>Screeners: so you feel like in the movies
https://finviz.com/
https://etfdb.com/

>Gambling:
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Pre-Market and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Calendars
https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendar
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html
https://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits

>Boomer Investing 101: so zoomers with meme stocks can outperform you
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started
https://www.sec.gov/search-filings

>Misc smg:
https://www.financialjuice.com/home
https://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickers
https://market24hclock.com/
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator
https://brokerchooser.com/
https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rates

Previously on /smg/
>>61346548
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MARKET SELLOFF

>Renewed selling hammered Wall Street's riskiest sectors on Tuesday, pushing stocks and cryptocurrency down and strengthening a drive for haven assets ranging from Treasuries to gold.
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Fellow vibe traders, any reads for today's close?
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>>61347536
Every day is nigger day.
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VIX can't stay above 25 forever right?
Right?
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>>61347544
Crabban from now until close
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GO USD GO USD GO USD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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AH YES NOW THAT I SOLD CC ON ASTS IT CAN PUMP BACK UP SO I GET CALLED AWAY AT A LOSS THANK YOU JEWS VERY COOL
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Passing by to remind you that just by killing yourself you will achieve nothing. Kill someone who is in position of power, and after that you can off yourself, knowing that the world has become a bit better.
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MIGA
I
G
A
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I assure you. You are boring. Don't delude your own assessment.
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> President Trump Hosts Saudi Crown Prince Mohammed Bin Salman At The White House; Says Saudi Arabia Has Agreed To Invest $600B In U.S.; That Number Could Go Up
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Are semiconductors over?
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V V V
V
V
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they think im scared
usd tanks
i long more USDCAD
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>>61347618
>Market continues to panic by prematurely bursting the AI """""""bubble"""""""
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all memes aside whats going on? I refuse to believe this is a regular correction. something REALLY big is about to happen and I say that as a perma bull. I am literally and unironically scared not even joking rn
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>>61347635
pre FOMC minutes (tomorrow check real calendar) jitters
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>Nvidia, Microsoft, and Anthropic announce new strategic partnerships.

Partnership details include:

1. Anthropic to buy $30B of Azure compute capacity
2. Nvidia to invest $10 billion in Anthropic
3. Microsoft to invest $5 billion in Anthropic
4. Nvidia and Anthropic to collaborate on design and engineering
5. Nvidia and Anthropic establish "deep technology partnership"

Man these retards really want to put the Dot Com shitshow to shame right now huh
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>>61347635
corrections never feel regular
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Should have been a divvy chad
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>>61347615
perhaps now. was not always so. what thrills you is dull, small, and petty to me however. i can show you much better. and i'm confident if our trajectories continue, it will be you who ends up bored and frustrated. i have big plans for us. if they were so boring you would not be so afraid.
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>>61347628
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=25m3Gk7mRQM
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>>61347641
Are businesses really going to do business with each other in order to make money in MY stock market??
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>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X3wDXdqK-Bg&t=1341s
why am i finding forntite christmas music soothing today???????????????
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I wish I just sold last week Monday and simply did not buy back in at all
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>>61347670
You can't time the market; stop trying or wishing you could
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>get paid
>market is high
>have no spending money
>market dips
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>>61347536
Japan being that low is insane. I'm guessing it's ignoring the local taxes
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Im not buying this bull trap.

Reminder that the fed still hasn't confirmed rate cuts.
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added to my OKLO short position, thank you btd idiots.
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i am announcing a partnership between me and an ice cream sandwich with some fudge
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>>61347645
If you have covered call etf's i'm going to throw milk in your face
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>>61347536
>$34,500
lmao sure thing commie niggers
on $100,000, 70% gets stolen

The state shall be dismantled.
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>>61347688
ok but let us know what company you're making this investment in
it better not be ben and jerry
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actually starting to see some green for once
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Does anyone else follow their portfolio daily, and when it's up mentally lock in the gains, so when it goes back down you feel like you're losing money?
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>>61347703
I hard lock the gains so when I lose money I actually lose money
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the fed is gonna cockblock us from more rate cuts, right?
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>>61347618
>same news for months now
lol
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>>61347691
Y...yes
Dont make fun of me. Ill sell them for some VOO once the market rebounds, im also transitioning some to SPYH
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No crying in the casino!
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What if I just buy several ETFs in developed economies that I like and then just walk away until I retire?

I'll get spanked by corrections/crashes but it just means that I'll wait 4 years. I won't fully boglehead, I'll still make macro picks but then I'll be retired.
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>SPY & VOO making a v right back to the moon
nothing ever happens
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>didn't buy the bottom
Time to just become a VOO cuckold.
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fuck me
fuck me fuck me fuck me
fuck me
fuuuuuuuuck me
fuck me fuck me fuck me
i am a fucking brainlet FUCK ME
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YOU’RE BORING AND HAVE NO SOUL
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>>61347762
GINGERS HAVE SOULS
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>>61347735
would i get horny if i touched monkey tits?
or is it like touching any other animal
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>Saudi bribe Trump with a trillion more dollars
Aaaaand just like that we're never going down again
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Bull trap, HODL the line bearbros
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>>61347670
don't try to time the markets, that's shit for retarded gambling addicts or people with insider knowledge.
all you really have to do is to decide for yourself
>if you want to stay in the market long term
then buy whenever you see dumps like these, it's a nice discount. even if you catch the falling knife, it doesn't matter because within some years you won't even see this downturn on the chart anymore unless you really zoom in
>you decide seeing the constant up and down on your account is not worth it because it makes you feel bad
wait till it's recovered to the prior high and then just sell it all off and never check the market again, ever.
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>bought MSTR calls yesterday
>it doomped
>bought MSTR puts this morning
>its still poomping
im getting bogged up the ass bros
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I just took physical delivery of some beef tamales for lunch
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i want to play i want to play mommy i want to play mommy please let me play play play i want to play i want to be apart of the fun too i would like to join mommy
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>>61347777
Checked. Go on, son
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I fucking hate zoomer slurpers like you wouldn't believe
Just fucking DIE already
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>>61347682
Also internal barriers and shadow taxes. Japan has a strange economy.
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imagine buying the day before fed minutes

it's a bull trap
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>>61347618
Dude based all this money required is losing air superiority to our enemies! Sick deal!
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final pooomp to prepare for the exit liquidity
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I'm resetting my paper account and buying puts like crazy to get this market back up
I think it's working
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>>61347796
This is the price action for the fed minutes, Specialanon. Go play mobile GOTY-nominee Uma and check back when we're green
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I am touch-starved and utterly incompetent at trading
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>>61347618
Top zozzle word for word what an anon in an earlier thread said would come out as a desperate attempt to pump
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NVDA will be under $180 tomorrow.
How low it goes after earnings? No one knows.
News cycle has already pivoted to preparing people for the inevitable:
...they didn't beat.
Think about what the retirees who bought at $200 are going to do...
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VIX puts are currently printing pretty good.
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>>61347823
Jensen shouldn't have double crossed gamers
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>>61347823
but how low will it go
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I never sold. Diamond hands baby.
Now just go up 5% every day for a week or two and I’ll be golden.
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>>61347791
they used to have a wonderful economy but was broken by America forcing the creation of the bubble through their central bank
The Princes of the Yen is a great documentary on this. They did it to the four tiger economies as well. pretty much international ((investors)) and creditors always destroy the nation
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>>61347821
I will be getting with a slampig soon. It's over.
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>>61347840
I fear that this is my next life stage and I am very reluctant
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Bottom is in.
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>>61347840
Your cock won't even get hard.
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>>61347667
Santa rally soon boys.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bd8tyszMgTk
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>>61347641
Bro this literally saved the market and we hit officially rock bottom from this because capex is back on the menu and nvidia will almost certainly beat fuck this shit i didn’t know what to invest in all those wicked dips on semis would have shaken me out anyway so dammit.
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>>61347846
I'm telling myself it's just for practice. It was either that or get with a feminine looking tranny and I can't bring myself to do that.
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I just had a panic attack and sold everything
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>>61347850
I'm on nofap, my cock gets hard just thinking about tits.
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>>61347840
>>61347846
Don’t fucking do it. Fat women are fucking foul beasts.
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>>61347823
>retirees
Pfizer already took care of them
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>>61347796
i bought a little
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>>61347854
there are no feminine trannies irl
those pics on the internet arent real
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>>61347862
Is your blood pressure atypical?
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>>61347873
oh no

hehe
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i am hedging
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>>61347866
I need to diversify my portfolio, and there's a lack of pussy in it atm
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>>61347870
This anon deserves to be rewarded a family and a nice daughter for his dip slurping
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>>61347846
embrace your future anon
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>>61347872
hmm, idk my sissy is pretty femine. They wear girl clothes, speak like a girl for me, I teach them what to call me, how to call me. How to behave.

They enjoy the training, make up, you basically turning them into your own perfect girlfriend.

My advice, ensure u find a male who is 5'3 or below. They must be slim, not drink heavily or smoke. Without these things its impossible to make them pass & if they cannot pass you want to be able to dominate them by size.

Thanks chuds
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Another very odd day
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>>61347696
>what are marginal rates
Americans deserve to be poor
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SPY/QQQ low volume pump. Think this is the pico top...

Can't believe BTC is pumping though. Feels artificial af. Shorting a few more shares of MSTR. Fuck Saylor and his ponzi.
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I've been DCA'ing into my favorite index fund since July and here's how much 5,000€ got me:
July: 39 units
August: 37 units
September: 37 units
October: 36 units
November: 34 units

I still have one month of DCA to do and then I'm also getting my end of year bonus so I'll be glad to buy a bit more than 34 pieces next month if this keeps up.
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Why is this board so bear heavy?
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>SLS +12%
Cancerbros are we going to make it?
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Dell anon is kill
RIP IN PEACE
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>>61347922
We like 'em heavy here on /smg/
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>>61347922
Poor fags usually & trolling. A few anons make great calls with bear FUD though kek
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>>61347922
Triple digits IQ board.
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>>61347924
if by make it you mean get cancer then yea i think i made it
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>>61347774
>don't try to time the markets
What is it called when you re-arrange your stack every couple of years or so?
I'm not really trying to time the market, but I do want to hedge against the very real chance of being unable to sell for the next two to three years.
Conversely, there are situations where you just have to buy in because the business conditions force you to.
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Let's hope Dell doesn't announce a bond sale to finance DDR5 RAM sticks
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>>61347922
Because we are in the midst of a bear market / correction right now. Like look at the fucking charts nigger. Fight the trend all you want. I will remain bearish until morale improves.
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I have AI burnout
I'll just invest in uranium, lithium and biotech
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>>61347922
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>>61347922
i'm trying to shake people out so they cry later
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>>61347941
Being a permanent assumes that the rich do not want to be richer which is retarded
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I refuse to buy the bottom because i know its the top
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>>61347975
This thread was better when we broke out the mspaint and drew pictures of bobo and mumu, like, torturing each other and shit. Has AI affected my life? Yeah, it made /biz/ way less funny and for that alone I want Sam Altman and Alex Crap to go fucking broke.
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bought more jan puts on QUBT fuck this fat greasy soda slinging boomer
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im green again
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Pretty sure the market is trying to price in an NVDA miss. So when they beat, it will be the opposite of what happened previous earnings when the market priced in a huge beat
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Today ChatGPT was down because of Cloudflare so I googled "Grok" and used it and I was shocked at how much smarter it is at doing the same sort of tasks I do almost daily at work.

I'm going to give Gemini a try too.

I sort of assumed they're all the same and kept using ChatGPT mindlessly. It's night and day.
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>>61347998
That's why i love the mspaint stuff we get every now and then
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>>61348010
We will moon my besterd bloody
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>>61348010
That makes sense people would see a backtest then backout
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>>61347998
show us your creatings then
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>>61348019
These are really cute. I hope "LET'S FUCKING GO" anon is okay
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Also, read the latest Citrini piece.
He's usually spot on.

He said the market will be volatile in the short term as macro data comes out and people realize the US is deep into recession.
But then a Christmas rally is coming as people realize that 2026 is midterms year and that means one thing: fiscal expansion. Money printing.
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Fuck NVDA
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>>61347909
I hope you feed them their daily high dose estradiol and AA.
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>>61348018
they all get very simple things wrong and hallucinate bullshit. when you factor in the time to verify and double check everything it spits out, the whole process is inefficient and stupid.
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>>61347998
I fucking hate the slop
Literally the worst thing ever to happen to the internet
>>61348019
Based
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>>61348018
Grok seems pretty damn good.
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COME ON VIX YOU DUMB FUCK GO BACK DOWN TO 17
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>>61347867
>Pfizer already took care of them
ha
Trump says
"Fuck Obamacare"
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>>61348062
vol isnt going to come back in until after nvidia earnings
in case you are wondering why the vix is so high for a market that isnt doing much, its repositioning ahead of those earnings
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You can buy AMD today for around 10x 2028 earnings.
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I'm just too retarded and risk averse to make it picking stocks, the boomer that shilled index funds in my classes was right.
>>61348050
Nt Elon
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>Try to grab the bottom
>Miss it by 5 cents on a $11 stock

Still mad, better get another red morning tomorrow.
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>>61348083
enticing
Ill buy when its at 6x 2028 earnings
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>>61348079
Regardless of what happens with the earnings, the market is gonna shit itself. Wont it? So I should probably close my position before that.
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NEVER BEEN A BETTER TIME TO TRADE 0DTE OPTIONS BOYS
2 SIDED MARKETS ARE THE BEST
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>>61347975
>I will remain bearish until morale improves.
You will remain bearish until well after morale has improved still insisting the rebound is fake.
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>>61348106
ok tell me what's going to happen next pls
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>>61348103
HONESTLY ITS HARD TO SAY
EVERYONE IS SO NEGATIVE, FEAR GREED INDEX IS STUCK IN FEARFUL
I THINK EVERYONE IS EXPECTING A BIG DUMP BUT IT WONT HAPPEN BECAUSE THEY CAN JUST DO GAY ROTATIONS FOREVER
ITS NOT LIKE BITCOIN WHERE IT CAN JUST COMPLETELY SELL OFF AND NEVER STOP FOR MONTHS
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Why does it matter if a company that makes graphics cards for virgin nerds announces earnings?
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>>61348125
BUY A 0DTE 600 QQQ PUT AND HOLD IT FOR 5 MINS AND SELL IT WHEN IT GOES GREEN FOR YOU AND YOULL HAVE A LITTLE MORE MONEY
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>>61348125
Whatever is the opposite of what you think will happen. Also, remember that if you try to think of the opposite of what you're thinking, then that is now what you're thinking, so the opposite of that will happen.
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>Boomer dad says this (stock market, housing prices, etc.) is all the fault of the fed for not lowering rates yet
Is this true? If so why, and if not why?.
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Hourly reminder that Grok is retarded.

DO NOT use grok for trading advice
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>>61348129
Video game graphics cards became a small share of nvidia's money, now it's all about selling shit to the AI companies throwing mountains of cash in the belief they'll be the one to capture the market
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>>61348142
boomers are used to financing everything by selling out their children's future
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>>61348137
HERES HOW YOU WIN WHEN YOU ARE TOO MUCH OF A PUSSY TO PLAY ONE SIDED
PLAY BOTH SIDES!!!! VOL IS SO HIGH YOURE GONNA SEE ANOTHER BIG MOVE WITHIN THE NEXT 2 HOURS PRETTY MUCH GUARANTEED SO THE WINNING LEG WILL BRING YOU MORE GAINS THAN THE LOSS ON THE LOSING END
BUT NOW YOUVE MADE LESS MONEY AND THAT SUCKS SO JUST BE RIGHT
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>>61347867
Only the MIGAtard boomers died because the Dem boomers all got vaccinated and therefore had protection against covid.
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What do people think of the implications of Peter Thiel dumping all his NVDA stock? That guys seems pretty gay and smart.
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>>61348168
DUNNO NVIDIA SEEMS LIKE ITS GOING TO CONTINUE TO KEEP WINNING SO LONG AS RETARDS BUY THEIR CHIPPERINOS
IT DOESNT MATTER THAT AI IS FAKE AND GAY, THE CHIPS ARE REAL AND RETARDS LIKE SAM ALTCOIN ARE WILLING TO BUY THEM WITH MONEY THEY DONT HAVE SO BIG WIN FOR JENSON WANG
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>>61348164
>the Dem boomers all got vaccinated with mRNA and therefore ruined their immune systems forever
ftfy
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>>61348127
Honestly that kind of makes sense. I should probably just play it safe and close my position before the earnings today.
Thanks for potentially saving me a lot of money, anon.
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fell asleep
>your recurring investment has been executed
what did I miss?
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>>61348168
I-I-I-I'm not s-sure but but but he's a real sma- smart g-g-guy a-and he's NOT t-the antichrist.
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>>61348142
boomers have a vague notion of the concept of velocity of money and assume the fed is the only driver of it (via rates and money printer) when other factors are contributing far more to the slowdown
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>>61348189
Overanalysis, if you're talking to a boomer you're just talking to the ten last TV channels they watched. Probably Fox News in this case.
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>>61348179
REDUCING RISK BEFORE EARNINGS IS WISE YES
YOU CAN TRADE THE MARKET ANY DAY THAT MARKETS ARE OPEN
IM NOT A FAN OF OVERNIGHT RISK WHEN MARKETS ARE VOLATILE
ALL IT TAKES IS ONE HEADLINE OF CHINA DECIDING TO FLEX ON THE US OR ONE DERANGED DONALD DUMP TWEET AND ITS ALL OVER
IM STICKING TO INTRADAY TRADING UNTIL VOLATILITY RESOLVES
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>>61347536
BLOOD PLASMA RED TO GREEN SISTERS
WE FEELING SO HOT RIGHT NOW

BASED ZOOMERS
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I'M HEDGED
(ALL CASH)
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>he fell for the bull trap
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>>61348142
More credit chasing the same or less shit in the midst of a recession is retarded. But boomers will happily take stagflation for their house's value to increase.
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>>61348177
Yeah man they "ruined" it so much that they are still alive while all the MIGA boomers died and nearly gave Kamala the victory in swing states like Georgia (which will be permanently blue starting in 2028).
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>>61348212
Not me, been waiting all year for these tears
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>>61348142
high rates lower prices. low rates raise prices. this is because the monthly cost is the same.
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Buh bu buy the dip?
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Is this a short?
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>>61347703
yes
this along with some injuries, failed romantic life, disaster of a date with a transwoman, dad having cancer and me being afraid to visit him back home, friend ODing on pills and me being afraid of visiting his grave at home, and being unemployed and not being able to find a job back home to move, and being short, and being lonely, and being old and broken makes me look at that line like nothing else and take every move personally
its not good, especially when out of desperation i took some derivatives and they go from thousands in green one part of the day to hundreds in red an hour later

generally Im doing well with investments,but its a quarter of the way to be something I can retire on
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>>61347837
we subsidize security for all of those nations, so it makes sense to not allow them to hollow us out financially. and tariffs, which i know you love, are the same idea just a different incentive structure. i'm thankful that wasn't you who said that earlier comment, although this comment is nearly as bad. you notice how many people are trying to undermine us though? why not put your contrarian mind to work making fools of them instead of just me.
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>>61348201
I'm giving the benefit of the doubt but yeah, you're right. Recent rate cuts have only driven mortgage rates higher too so that won't be helping with housing prices either
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>>61348234
PROBABLY GOING TO 0 BUT YOU MISSED THE SHORT ALREADY, PICK SOMETHING ELSE
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>>61348248
>we subsidize security for all of those nations
That is one way of looking at it. The other way (which American governments have had since the end of WW2) is that the US is the world police and spreading bases all over the world is the most effective way of projecting power.
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>>61348254
So you're telling me theres no more meat on the bones?
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>>61347998
MSpaint is from a more civilized era, when things were SOVLFUL instead of jeetAIslop. Zoomers will never experience this. Or maybe they will, somehow they are full on the 90's era culture with VHS, music cassettes and shit.
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GOOGL doing pretty good rn.
Thanks for not screwing me on this one, Bogdanoffs.
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>>61348142
Boomers are fucking retarded and can’t even remember what happened last week let alone anything about monetary policy. You have to nod your head and assume they’re suffering with some memory issues.
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>>61348267
IM TELLING YOU THE RISK TO REWARD ISNT THERE TO DO ANYTHING AND THE OPTIONS LOOK LIKE DOGSHIT
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>>61348218
the vacsneed was embraced by lefty "trust le science" idiots way more than anyone else. "dead MIGA boomers" is your own deluded headcanon. no one died of a fake cold virus, they were all 80+ and obese with cancer.
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>>61348264
yes. they freeride off of our military power. one cost of that is allowing us bases.
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>>61348277
>"dead MIGA boomers" is your own deluded headcanon
Look at the 2024 election. Boomers went massively to Kamala compared to previous elections because all the antivaxx MIGA boomers died.
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TIRE BAGGIES WE'RE BREAKING $8 TODAY
MMM IS PREDICTED AT $0.60 from think or swim
WE EATING GOOD TONIGHT BAGGIES!
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>>61348269
to be honest i don't miss the kinds of conversations where a question about something is brought up, nobody knows the answer, and the technology to instantly check did not exist yet.
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>>61348279
If the issue was "subsidizing security", wouldn't it make more sense to just close your military bases around the world so you could stop subsidizing your allies defense spending?
Instead of taking to threatening economical war to your closest allies?
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>>61348297
nobody went massively to Kamala. she lost a landslide and every swing state. you are an idiot.
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>>61348297
I thought it was the opposite, and Trump got elected by high boomer turn out?
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>>61347703
I used to, but then I lost a boatload of money. Now I don't like to really check it because it makes me sad. I didn't lose everything, but still it sucks.
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>>61348297
literally every single age demo shifted to Trump
why are you making shit up?
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>>61348306
i don't make the decisions. but even if i did you would not fool me with this. we get more power from the bases. the benefits your nation receives are incidental, not our objective. your leaders listen to ours because we are strong and you are not. deal with it and cope.
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>>61348234
why the fuck would anyone invest in this disgusting slop chain
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Can’t even smoke fucking weed or do drugs while looking for a new fucking job cause every cunt job fucking drug tests and makes you spread your asshole because every retarded fucking boomer nigger faggot and these christian goy cattle slaves needs to make your life miserable and cucked as theirs
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>>61348310
Look at the exit polls. Look at Georgia.
>>61348311
Nah Trump got lucky because he got a high vote amongst pissed off genX and spics and there was barely any black male or youth turnout.
>>61348325
Not boomers. They shifted massively to Kamala.
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>>61348332
nah. kys.
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GO BACK TO POL BOOMER FAGGOTS
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>>61348346
your complaining faggotry is more off topic than politics, which is intrinsically tied to markets.
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I BOUGHT THE FUCKING TOP
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>>61348363
YOUR POSTS HAVE ZERO INTRINSIC VALUE MUCH LIKE UR LITERAL LIFE. KYS
>>61348364
YOU ARE SUPPOSED TO BE SELLING AT QQQ 600 NOT BUYING!!!!!
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>>61348369
Tell me about the QQQ, why will it go down?
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>>61348375
BECAUSE TECH SUCKS DICK RIGHT NOW AND ITS WHERE MOST OF THE MCAP IN THE STOCK MARKET IS
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>>61348339
KYS MIGAtard
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>>61348297
boomers still vote republican.
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>>61348400
2016: 32% boomers
2020: 31% boomers
2024: 29% boomers
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>>61348408
ya. it was a change. they still support republicans by a wide margin. this data doesn't give the exact numbers but you can extrapolate, republicans got more votes overall and a higher portion of their votes were from older voters. probably a 10% advantage with boomers.
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is the crash called off or what?
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>>61348408
Weird how boomers liked genocide joe
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>>61348436
we wont know until NVDA reports and the fed announces their decision on rates.
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>>61348436
CRASHES ARENT SCHEDULED
IF ITS GONNA HAPPEN YOU ARENT GONNA BE READY FOR IT
WHAT YOU CAN EXPECT IS THE MARKET TO MOVE ALL OVER THE PLACE AND FRUSTRATE THE HELL OUT OF PEOPLE TRYING TO PLAY FOR LONGER TERM MOVES MEANWHILE 0DTE GODS ARE LIVING LIFE ON EASY STREET
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>>61348436
what crash? oh, you mean the cheapies? heh yeah
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>>61348375
because tech is filled with jeets and there's an AI bubble
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>>61348436
They told Grok to create some customers for itself, problem solved everybody
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GOODYEAR BROS WE DID IT
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my USDCAD is a few pips from breakeven lol
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GOOD MORNING SYDNEY AUSTRALIA

see you guys at the open in 21 mins
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We really need some quality hilldawg tier memes for GT giant rubberdick chads to dunk on the fuddies today
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>>61348524
>hilldawg tier memes for GT giant rubberdick chads to dunk on the fuddies
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we gonna fuck you over
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>>61348524
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>ONDS retard pump
Is it gonna dump tomorrow? Fuck
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>>61348540
kek
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>>61348473
LOL YOU RETARD TIRE BAGGIES GOT A SECOND CHANCE TO GET OUT
SECOND CHANCES DONT HAPPEN OFTEN DONT WASTE IT
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>>61348529
slop tier strawman memes he means
stuff that a pickup truck driver in 68k credit card debt would post on a facebook account with his real name
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>>61348553
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH NO FUCK YOU WE ARE GOING TO $10+
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>>61348553
There’s literally no financial trick or gimmicky squeeze meme it’s just a way oversold company with a good reputation and branding, you did miss out though
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>>61348542
Yang should have fired his cannons when he had Rheinhard surrounded during the invasion of the galactic republic but he willingly let go of power because the same politicians who stabbed him in the back ordered him too
LOGH set up the entire plot for Yang to become the next galactic autocrat and killed it
after that episode, battle of vermillion i believe, i hated yang and didnt give a shit when the terroirsts killed him
REUENTHAL WAS THE BEST LOGH CHARATCER
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>>61348572
YEAH I MISSED OUT ON A GOOD SHORT
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>>61348554
You're welcome.
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>>61348590
is she a vegan?
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>A federal judge ruled that the FTC failed to prove $META formed a monopoly by purchasing Instagram and WhatsApp.
A little pump please
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Gemini 3 released today, it's really good. Google will win the AI race. I work for a company that trains AI models and the majority of our work is for Google. they are going all in on AI integration. not just Gemini, but with everything they have, like maps, youtube, search, calendar, gmail, etc. They have also been slowly buying every smart home product that has done well, so AI will work with all of this as well. Google will be the first company to have AI integrate seamlessly across an entire ecosystem. I'm not a financial advisor but if you have money invest in Alphabet. Warran Buffet just reveleaed a huge position in them and they are going to surge to biggest company in the world when all of this stuff comes together. no other company comes close. OpenAI basically just has GPT, whereas Google has a product for almost every aspect of your life. Amazon? Not close. Microsoft? they use OpenAI and their integration sucks. Apple? years behind everyone, barely can get siri to work, and they use OpenAI and soon Gemini. meanwhile Google has the strongest LLM in the world and they also have an entire ecosystem of products. Bet the house on them
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>>61348590
she could lose a few
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GT has bloody negative EPS, how? They've had decades upon decades to figure out how to make money selling tires. How? How? Have they tried making tires and selling them for a profit?
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Metals and Minors looking sexy today fwiw
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>>61348609
>the AI race
a race to the bottom of shit-encrusted pajeet street
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BLOODY FUCKING BENCHOD MARKET WHAT ARE YOU DOING STOP FUCKING CRAB YOU MADARCHOD I WILL FUCKING RAPE UR COW YOU BLOODY MAHRAJAT GUJARAT FUCKING YOU WILL FUCKING REDEEM
FUCKING REDEEM THE SPY BLOODY YOU WILL DO THE FUCKING NEEDFUL BASTERD
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>>61348620
they canceled all their competitive lines because they were too cheap, then pushed their performance lines which aren't great.
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>>61348609
everyone writes claude off but I think they're the best by far
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>>61348575
based
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>>61348609
gemini is shit though
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>>61348609
Yeah right. I remember when everyone was already burying Google just 6 months ago.
Everyone seem to have forgotten, I didn't. Heck, I vividly remember the dump that happened because of that stupid ass article by Apple. That's when I bought them. Made good money out of this.
The point I'm making? Your message reads as the exact same kind of gospel 6 months ago about Google being late, Search being dead because memePT and everybody will use memePT to do internet searches instead, and basically, Google is dead.
Now everyone (retards) and their grandmas, just 6 fucking months later, are saying Google is the best company in the world and will be worth 9000 trillions, it's a no brainer.
You know what, I'll do what I did 6 months ago, but instead of buying, it''ll be time I sell. Which is a shame, because I'll agree it's the only company that makes sense to buy right now.
But the shitload of retardation I'm seeing right now, much like 6 months ago, tells me to sell. So a sell it is.
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>>61348662
Hi Sam
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>>61348609
>google
>winning
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA GOOGLE DOESN’T MAKE ANY PRODUCTS THEY JUST DATA HARVEST LIKE FUCKING CHINKS
>muh buffet!!!!
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>>61348659
this is the only scene in a movie or tv show i ever cried over
i have never once even frowned from media
i was balling when reuenthals body was found by mittermeyer
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Oh blood you bloody! Do not redeem!
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>>61348659
IMO the second imperial civil war plot is the best writing in LOGH
i truly think Yang Wenli had potential but when he pussied out in Vermillion i literally would have killed him myself
the entire plot also suggested Rehinhard needed to die in the free planets alliance invasion, even if it meant Mûhler became kaiser
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>zero (0) efficiency gained from fake and gay "AI"
>trillions ($1,000,000,000,000+) spent on server farms
surely this must end well?
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>>61348633
so now that the Indians are short, it's time the market starts to rip upwards again
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>>61348604
LOL RETARD
META IS COOKED
THE BEGINNING OF THE TECH BEAR MARKET HAS ALREADY BEEN FLAGGED
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anyone listening to this?
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>>61348698
Saar, there is 100x productivity, you just need to prompt better saar
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>>61348604
Are you slow...? Meta winning the lawsuit was priced in a while ago.
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>>61348687
>being obsessed with india in a stock market thread
are your puts down 80% or something
anytime a SPY or Bitcoin trend breaks you flood SMG with obseesive anti indian stuff
for sake of the conversation i am the brownest indian and am writing becuase you make me mad
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henlo mister jerome
i do not ask for rate cuts today
i realize it is over for me
i am ready for it all to end
please initiate the final process
thank u mister jerome
see u on the other side
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>>61348709
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>>61348709
FUCK YOU BLOODY BITCH LASAGNA YOU BENCHOD FUCKING
SARR I AM AIM TO BE BIGGEST SEX GOAT HAVER IN UTTAR PRADESH PRAISE GANESH I WILL ARRIVE AT IT YOU WILL SEE BLOODY
YOU ARE NOT INDIAN YOU MADARCHOD YOU ARE DIRTY FUCKING PAKISTANI YOU ARE NOT EVEN DALIT SHIT ON YOU FACE MOTHERFUCK YOU WILL FUCKING REDEEM THE SPY CALLS AND PUTS YOU WILL DO THE NEEDFUL BLOODY
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>>61348720
>>61348722 (checked)
lol you can make fun of things all you want
its not gonna change the fact that there is a 99% chance you tried catching a trend with options and now got liquidity swept
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WHERES MY CRASH YOU NIGGERS AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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>>61348722
BUY PUTS AND BELIEVE IN ISHNU OR WHATEVER SHIT NIGGA
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Haha..
Indians are just terrible though for the most part
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Nice v shape recovery today
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OH FUCK OH SHIT WE ARE ABOUT TO DUMP A SHIT CRYPTO IS FALLING OFF THE CLIFF
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>>61348733
WHAT BETTER TIME TO CRAB THE MARKET THAN WITH A HIGH VIX
LOOK AT THAT PREMIUM MELT
AHAHAHA SUCKERS
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>>61348733
This was the crash, you already had it and all the paper hand retailers and Indians got shook out, now we are ready for the Santa rally
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Even with this recovery I will still raped
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>>61348745
i 100% bet some big player is in iron condors today
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You did BOUGHT the DIP. Right?
IT'S CONFIRMED:
WINTER RALLY BEGINS WITH NVIDIA EARNINGS RIPPING THROUGH SPACE AND BEYOND.
AI IS THE CENTURY'S REVOLUTION AS WAS INTERNET BEFORE.
NIGGERS
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>>61348756
GUARANTEE SOME JEWS WENT DEEP ON ATM STRADDLES AT OPEN
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>>61348732
*ahem*

janitors, you banned me 24h for this, lets see you actually do something with those dirty poo hands

or is it because hes from india
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GET OMEGA FUCKED SAAR
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>>61348609
SOX SEMICONDUCTORS CHADS, WE WON.
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Based
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INTCels, I am disappointed at the price action of our beloved stock over the past weeks
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>>61348769
likely
>>61348774
im not a janitor, i work for prime minister modi
basically i am part of the indian version of the JIDF
my goal is to stop indian hatred
we will repalce you
your daughter will have indian cock inside her (whe she is a legal adult)
there is nothing you can do to sop us
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>>61348653
I don't write claude off, I use it every day and have a personal Max plan. But I can't buy Anthropic stock so what do.
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>>61348796
I am too. I hope ol' Patty's GLOO goes well
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>>61348794
he knows he cant otherwise he woudlve done it 2 months ago.
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>>61348796
Its going to crab dump back to $20 where it belongs
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>dip in price following mediocre earnings and low expectations for future earnings
Home Depbros...
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Women be shoppin
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>>61348811
Economy is booming btw
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>>61348814
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>>61348709
fuck you bitch bloddy basterd benchod and buy the XRP BOOM sir
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>>61348814
Cute post
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>>61348814
damn. I hold TJX, should have gotten Macy's AI.
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>>61348819
HAHAHAHAHA Mr Modi knows your racism sir
you will not be invited to india when we become superpower 2030
your daughter will lust for hindu men
there is nothing you can do wh*te boy
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>>61348811
NVDA is next.
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>>61348829
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OH GOD OH FUCK
THIS IS IT
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>>61348833
ANON?
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>>61348833
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>>61348811
i am so frazzled by this one, I thought this was a guarantee, I MAY never recover financially from my HD position

>>61348828
FUCK YOU BLODDY
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>>61348827
Macys is probably a good short right now, I imagine puts are very expensive though
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>>61348814
macys is a meme stock caught up with many of the others from the gme shortsqueeze era like koss etc
you cant look at macys like a regular stock, its fake and gay
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>Fed rate might go down a bit
>"ZOMG! SELL EVERYTHING! IT'S ALL GONNA CRASH!"
I thought institutional investors were supposed to be intelligent and not be driven by emotions like a woman
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AHHHHHHHH I AM FINANCIALLY THE SAME AS BEFORE AAAAAAAAHHHH STOP STOP MY WEALTH WAS REAL IN MY MIND AAAAAHHHHHHHHGG
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nice day to stay in cash
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>>61348843
I only buy, I never sell, or short.
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>>61348846
the issue is that dovish fed policy was priced, and this sell off is reacting to new uncertainty regarding the fed decision. If theres one thing the market is uncertainty.
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>>61348846
Institional investors aren't long term holders. If theres news that the next quarter will be bad they sell everything immediately
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>>61348846
I thought rates going down means line go up
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Songs for today? I'm thinking "it's going down" by Glenn Danzig or "Die die die my darling" by Glenn Danzig or maybe "Blood and Tears" by Glenn Danzig or "Going down to Die" by Glenn Danzig
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>>61348866
CUTTING RATES INTO HIGHER INFLATION MAKES MARKET SCRATCH HEAD
TECH EARNINGS NOT HIGH ENOUGH TO JUSTIFY VALUATIONS ALSO MAKE MARKET SCRATCH HEAD
SAM ALTCOINS EXISTENCE MAKES MARKET SCRATCH HEAD
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>>61348863
>If theres one thing the market is uncertainty
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>>61348864
>they don’t lose money, they don’t care if everybody else does, they don’t lose
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Surely you are at least beating SPY today right?

If not then maybe you should just liquidate everything and buy Index ETFs since investing isn't for you
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This stock ONDS looks pretty promising actually. Getting tons of options calls purchased, nice deal with Denmark airports for drone security protection, only 7.77 with 12$ price target.
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Buy the dip, now?
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>beating SPY today
>investing
pick one retard
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>>61348888
Checked
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>>61348897
>He isn't prescient
Liquidate all your holdings and buy some magical orange cocaine
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>someone is bad at investing and is losing money but refuses to acknowledge it

lol
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>>61348896
Let me ask my magic 8 ball
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>>61348909
i only daytrade and am all cash by 4:15 every day
up 5% today
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>>61348908

>>61348908
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>>61348896
>Buy the dip, now?
Please do.
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>>61348846
institutional investors are gambling addicts.
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>weakness to weakness
>market open sell offs
Smart money is dumping bags.
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>>61347837
>The Princes of the Yen
nta but thanks for the book recommendation
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>>61348921
>i only daytrade and am all cash by 4:15 every day
>up 5% today
congrats on the 5% but honestly, that’s just a nothing compared to what anons are pulling in on these prediction markets lately. places like Myriad, Polymarket, and Prophex. oldfags are seeing way wilder moves



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