practice life edition also keep your /pol/ shit where it belongs editionpreviously, on /smg/:>>61350403>>61350403 >Educational sites:https://www.investopedia.comhttps://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain>Financial TV Streams:https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.htmlhttps://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/>Charts:https://www.tradingview.comhttps://www.finscreener.comhttps://www.portfoliovisualizer.com>Screeners: so you feel like in the movieshttps://finviz.com/https://etfdb.com/>Gambling: https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.comhttps://optionstrat.com/https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices>Pre-Market and Live data:https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futureshttps://finance.yahoo.com/>Calendarshttps://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendarhttps://www.earningswhispers.com/calendarhttps://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.htmlhttps://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits>Boomer Investing 101: so zoomers with meme stocks can outperform youhttps://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_startedhttps://www.sec.gov/search-filings>Misc smg:https://www.financialjuice.com/homehttps://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickers
>>61352361bullish for bullish
H8 niggers n jews
>>61352361the entire economy depends on nigvidya
It's over
>>61352363don't say the n word anon
>>61352371That can only mean one thingCrash time
>>61352352Beware of Israeli paid content in /ess emm gee/
>>61352369cool it with the racism anon
>>61352372
All my N's say HH
>>61352381
it's never over
is the play to load up on OTM nvda calls? im ready
>>61352408>calls
Who's ready for some wibble-wobble at open?Who's ready for a market dump at 1pm?Who's ready to buy the dip this time, eh, eh?Tally-ho bullshttps://www.youtube.com/shorts/muvKcQ2bi1U
it's starting
Can't believe that the entire global economy is riding on a dweeby video game card company and gay chatbots. How did we get here?
>>61352425huang made some kind of deal with the devil, it's the only explanationthat and AMD fucking up for 10 years
>>61352425it used to be tulips
>>61352383what are israeli's shilling on smig?
hows the ai tech stocks baggies?
>>61352392HH
>>61352433>huang made some kind of deal with the devilnah it's just simple conditioning."It's NVIDIA or it's NOTHING" has been whispered at millennial gamers for more than 2 decades...The target customer has already bought NVDA. Now all that's left is the selling.
>>61352371Then how come everyone is already broke
>>61352406
IM GOING TO MAKE THIS SIMPLEBUY THE DIP TODAY
WSJ "Why a Big Nvidia Earnings Beat Might Not Be All Good"Benzinga "How To Trade SPY, Top Tech Stocks Using Technical Analysis"Insider Monkey "Nvidia’s (NVDA) Big Earnings Moment: Analysts Expect No Drama as Targets Move Higher"...yeah MSM is setting up the public for an earnings miss.Pre-market descent has begun.Watch for pump at closing bell.
i smell funny business with this dumploading up calls on open
>>61352470K-shaped economy chudcel
>>61352425"Sir, our profits are going down.""Fire everyone and replace them with chatbots, that will put us in the geen again for a while"
>>61352408the play is to short VIX derivatives right before close
>>61352419I call
>>61352479I WOULDNT HOLD CALLS LONGER THAN 0DTE THOUGHYOU DONT WANT TO HOLD SINGLE LEG OPTIONS THROUGH THE EVENTUAL VIX CRUSHIF YOU ARE HOLDING FOR LONGER THAN A DAY, SPREADS IS THE WAY TO GO ATM
i'm 90% cash this weekniggvidia earnings is literally a coin toss and I signed up for trading not casino
>>6135242525 years ago the entire economy depended on pets.com and 17 years ago it depended on NINJA loans poorfags not defaultingit's not that different, except this time AI is proven to have real world usecases
>>61352478Nvidia hasn't missed earnings in forever. The stock might dump on a not particularly impressive beat, but it's certainly not going to be a miss when it comes to the actual numbers.
Selling off Nvidia, just can’t risk it, if it pumps I can always go back in later anyway
>>61352445up in the pre-market sessionthank you very much
>>61352500>AI has real world usecasesThat can't turn a profit 95% of the time and accelerate the retardation of the younger generation.I'm feeling a crash coming.
>>61352500USE CASES??? ITS A FUCKING CHAT BOTIT MAKES NO MONEYTHEY ALL LOSE MONEYIF YOU DONT SEE THAT THE CURRENT MANIA IS TO RIP OFF DUMB MONEY TO FUND ALL THIS CASH BURN THEN JUST LMAOILL INVEST IN AI AFTER THIS PHASE OF IT ENDS AND EVERY SINGLE TECH STOCK LOOKS LIKE META
>>61352490alright, let's see 'em
>>61352470you can get brokeramericans are still spending 150 dollars on strings because they have an apple logo on it
>>61352502My concern is even with an ok beat many large institutional investors may plan on dumping post earning to reduce their risk exposure.
>>61352477actually the quote is sell it all today
Apple is just dumping out of spite. Everything else is green. And when everything else is red it will pump
I look forward to another day of thousands in unrealized losses.
>>61352478MSM has been calling it a bubble for a while now, particularly CNBCI'll wait until they stop
>>61352532Good, was seething that those faggots stayed green while the market burned
>>61352531WE COULD GO LOWER BUT ITS TIME TO START LOOKING FOR A BOUNCE IN THE COMING DAYS
>>61352498>trading not casinoyeah you would be better off in a casino lmao
>>61352502>Nvidia hasn't missed earnings in forever.Nvidia missed earnings in Q1 of 2025. It's in the 10Q. They had to release "adjusted earnings" in order to make it look like the didn't miss, and these "adjusted earnings" basically included FICTIONAL sales they WOULD have had if they had been allowed to sell to China. So they spun it like they didn't miss because "Twump was bad" and the market didn't hold them responsible because MSM just kept repeating "adjusted earnings".THIS time though they can't play the China-would've-bought card because China already said they don't want any foreign chips.And this is a "moment of truth" time, so no fictional earnings will probably be accepted, at least, not for more than a day or two if they can sell it to retirees.
>tfw bought nvidia at the top
>>61352352Good golly miss Molly the whole market is green pre
>>61352517The massive capex in AI is already paying off
>>61352552You can't reliably beat the casino either
I'm call in.
>>61352519Those chatbots can replace millions of expensive first world service workersImagine how profitable a mcdonalds restaurant would be without any workers
MASSIVE GREEN WEDNESDAY INCOMING FOR MOST OF DAYAND THEN NVDA WILL RANDOMLY TAKE A BIG SHIT AT LIKE 3:45PM
>>61352560What’s a jew doing in heaven (not an antisemitic post as jews don’t believe in heaven)
>>61352521
>>61352552Day trading stats skew all the newbies opinions of how the market works. Just wait another day and your odds start increasing. Wait long enough and no casino can compete.
>>61352565you get booze at the casino tho
>>61352564>ChatGPT hallucinate payment records for a fictional charcter as a joke, in writing a satire about the IRS
>>61352576Its a lowest common denominator, emotional bullshit tiktok. Its not gonna do serious research.
>>61352534
I have so much money on the line i need to sit on the toilet at market open so i dont shit myself
>>61352538>MSM has been calling it a bubble for a while nowQuants and analysts have been talking about a bubble since 2024. Because the numbers just don't add up, and won't. They were accused of lacking "vision" of the "AI future!"MSM started running "outsider minority worry about a bubble" stories over the summer.In the fall, MSM started running "NVDA becomes first 6trillion company!" articles, and then the past 2-3 weeks we've seen a gradual increase in "WIDER PUBLIC is concerned about a bubble"So we have the early priming, then the target, then the immediate setup all in place.They can't pivot and say "BUBBLE FEARS AVERTED BECAUSE NVDA SAVED EVERYTHING!" or their readers will get whiplash.
>>61352574Imagine how profitable a McDonald's could be with no customers. Are chatbots going to buy hamburgers?
>>61352593What are you going to do during aftermarket?
>>61352547Yes a dead cat seems inevitable
BANG BANG BANG BANG BANGCAM ON AND MAKE SOME FOOKIN' GAINS
>>61352560why are jews so neurotic?
Let's see how the market does today
>>61352606Lets convert it all to cash and contemplate more worthwhile things.
What in the nigger loving shit was that
>>61352600LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>61352608Green for cash. Let's ride the crash
>>61352600
>PLUGKEK
metals and minors looking good early but it usually leaks out... we'll see.
>>61352563
>wake up>check market>all my nice green NVDA puts from yesterday are blood redWhat the fuck happened? Bounce or news?
>>61352580what's up with peajack? is he okay? that's a lot of peas
>NVDA rallying>Micron rallyingWhat's going on? Every pre-market headline was about the AI bubble popping
>>61352575
When I was ironically playing 3D gay villa on my 6600 GT, I could have never imagined that one Nvidia will determine whether I live or kys.
fake and gay
>>61352593good dumping
>>61352575This what im betting on too.
>>61352635>>61352641THESE FUCKING PEOPLE ALWAYS SAY, THE SAME OLD THINGBUT YOU CAN'T SLAYOR CONQUER THE KING
>>61352635Big wigs got the script for NVDA earnings and FOMC Meeting Minutes, we’re about to enter a season of prolonged Christmas rallying I hope everyone slurped! MDAGAMBGRRRIRENNBISMETAAre all on sale right no smiggers!
>>61352641>what the Jews told me in order to influence my trades turned out to be a lieWell golly gee
>>61352600Checked n' basedAlso Ns n' Js btw
>>61352595well yeah but now they're telling us that it's a bubble, are they lying now?
>>61352352if I can predict the market I already on prophex then
>>61352596Nocustomers are going to buy much cheaper burgers, that's the whole point
>>61352670When the market opens, advertise the articles telling you to buy nvidyaWhen the bubble pops, point to your articles about the bubble poppingWin-Win
NVDA 213 EODand tomorrow 182 again
>>61352576Its a psyop-post targeted at American Evangelicals.
>>61352600LET'S GOOOOO
>googleyup, wagmi bros
>>61352352>uo hard pre>market opens and my REKT-ing resumes as beforeAh, good. I was worried I might actually make some progress today.
>>61352613it's n-word wednesday
Think I’m going to get cold feet on selling Nvidia, going to get fucked by a big dump post market I can feel it
>>61352641Markets are huffing their own ballmusk again, don't try to rationalize it
wow, my IRA is up over 3% today, too bad that won't last
>tfw someone asked me a couple of years ago if they were going to sell GOOG or AAPL which one I'd pick and I told them to get rid of GOOG and gave them what I felt like was a reasonable explanation for why I felt that wayWhoops. Maybe I should've also told them this is not financial advice btw
Either the insiders got good news or they’re luring in retail to hold their bags, shit’s going straight vertical
wtf was that just now? whats the news? why the giga spike out of nowhere. I hate this fucking schizo market so god damn much. spy behaves like a fucking shitcoin.
>>61352635anon it was blood red 2 days in a rowthe market is EXTREMELY particular about how many red days are seen in a rowthey wont let today bleed, at the minimum a crab will be enforced
And just like that, we'll never go down again.
>23 VIX>MARKET BEHAVES LIKE A 15 VIXVIX IS A BROKEN AND GAY INDICATOR, DO NOT LOOK AT IT AS ANY KIND OF INDICATION OF WHAT THE MARKET WILL DO, ONLY OPTIONS PRICES
>>61352673>customers are going to buy much cheaper burgers, that's the whole pointwith what money?
Why don't they just halt trading after a pump? This way everyone wins.>>61352717
>>61352724I'm banking on the latter, no news is this good
>>61352740Bear run is over chud.
>>61352631minors?
Now's the time for real bears to start buying puts
>>61352735That's the gubmint's problem. Jerome needs to go.
>>61352755YOU DONT HAVE TO BE A BEAR, 2SIDED TRADE IS STILL LIKELY
>>61352749based, what was the age gap?
>>61352724Why would they give a shit about retail? Its like 1% of the trading volume
>>61352352INDEX CHUDS RISE UP
>>61352763Kill, kill, kill, kill, kill, kill, kill, kill, kill, kill
IF ITS NOT A BEAR MARKETWHY IS EVERY DAY A BEAR MARKET RALLY
>KO
ALL MONEY IS JUST GOING TO GOOGLE, TRUST NOTHING
>>61352763Not a single fuckable woman. Sad.>>61352774Agreed.
>>61352787Delete this plz
>>61352565Yeah but you can beat other retards in the casino.
>>61352532Amazon is shitting and farting like crypto too
i rode that wave for an easy +$1kim thinking I should just pack it up already but I'm kinda interested to see if I can grab any kinda of reversal herebut holy fuck this thing just keeps going where does this pump end
GOOG BROOOOOSS
>SOXLI have whiplash
yay, this fake and gay market will pump more. just buy NVDA and gay chatbot companies.
>FOMO is greater than the panic of a bubble
>>61352772God I love chud memes
>RZLVdid i just catch the bottom?
This has to be the bottomI refuse to believe my luck is this fucking bad
money honey
>>61352818How?
>bro griffindor AI is like 40%, no, 50% closer to AGI or something >6 MILLION POINTS TO GRIFFINDORgay nigger clown rape market
>>61352813mr goldenstein doesn't care because he's "coincidentally" gonna sell right before the bubble bursts
>target performs worse than last year with a 2% drop in sales this quarter alone and higher expenditures>still barely drops because they partnered with openAI
>>61352818Bro please don’t sell.I know it’s scary but you will get your money back if you just hold. Don’t be that guy who sold at the liberation day bottom.
>S&P up 1%Explain this development using words.
see what you losers dida perfectly reasonable dividend ruined because you opted to invest in tech garbage
>>61352836bull trap
100 BEPIS CUT
>>61352826JUST DONT SHORT GOOGLE THEN BITCHSHUT THE FUCK UPITS THE BEST STOCK IN THE MARKET AND BUFFETT BOUGHT IT FOR GODS SAKEBUFFETT IS A PUSSYOH MY LORD
Why isn't $TLT pumping more than this?>>61352830>"Is BM there?">*look of confusion* "let me get my mom"i come from a single mother household.
Sold Google derivatives for about 10k in profits.maybe too early but last week killed my nerves with volatility Stocks I will not sell. If it falls I will slurp
>>61352823options>>61352835had to. my port is too broken to hold for gold now
who controls this fucking market. I panic sold my apple calls becasue it dumped right at open for 33 cents and now they are worth $1.10
I hope Google shits on OpenAI from the highest height.If I have to see one more picture of Scam Altman and his smug shiteating face I'm gonna... I don't know what I'm gonna do
surely it will dip at some point right
CAM ON GOOD YEAR BREAK $8 TODAY
>>61352853why is everything still pumping
>23 VIX>BEHAVES LIKE 12 VIXJUST BUY GOOGLE
>>61352724vertical. institutions spent the last two weeks spreading sell panic. retail will sell into the run pricing themselves out and give institutions cheap shares.
Insiders are going wildAI "bubble" my ass lol
fake and gay pump. they are baiting us into buying so they can dump on us when the fed minutes reveal there won't be further rate cuts and nvda's earnings don't beat expectations.
>>61352868UNTRUE, ITS JUST EVERYTHING GOING INTO 2 STOCKSITS A ROTATION AND BAITBUT I DID SAY BUY THE DIP
It's too green I'm suspicious
>>61352868>it's not a bubble, look how quickly it's going up with bad news on the horizon!oh, my sweet lad
VIX anon is the best trader in ess em gee
>>61352861goddammit
may pull out of google soon, this is getting stupid. Take the money and run.
>>61352877I'm not doing fuck all today. If you want to burn money go ahead.
>GOOGLE>NO NEWS>+6%HEALTHY MARKET
>>61352874> 2 stocksyeah BE and OKLO lmao
>>61352891already did, but to be fair i feel like google was indeed undervalued i mean they don't even depend on nvidia
Reminder jesus AI IPO's in an hour
I've never used AI and I refuse to. I simply won't order from your drive through and I will hang up the phone. Simple as
>>61352899THOSE COMBINED ARENT EVEN WORTH THE 6% MOVE IN GOOGLE RETARD
all caps tard is right this time, this is just a rotation into google and nigvidia chasing news
hi all.i work at intuit and get INTU stock quarterly.am i going to make it? where do you see it going? they just landed a deal with OpenAI.
>>61352904Forgot pic
>>61352898Google just dropped Gemini, 3 the latest and hottest gay chatbot
>that massive gap up on LARNow that I've sold and gotten my money back, it's free to run to 8 dollars and make me seethe for hodling this for a month. Fuck you, USAR, Fuck you, MSTU. Fuck you, EDGE. Fuck you, KITE.
>>61352898it feels like a tech cope >"Google won't die if AI is a bubble! Especially because the Omaha bought it!"
>>61352915THE LATEST CHATBOT THAT MAKES NO MONEY HMMMMM
GRRR Chads just keep winning
>>61352915Its such a good conversationalist. 1 trillion market cap easily.
304 is my out price for GOOGL. This is absurd.
>>61352852Unironically, market makers
>>61352908You'd best hope they paid for a specialized model because an LLM will fuck up your taxes big timeIn fact, the most likely scenario is intuit guts administrative/customer support jobs and replaces them with AI
Okay so I buy otm NVDA puts for tommorow, one of you guys buys a load of otm calls and one of us is a millionaire tomorrow - literally how can this go wrong?
>>61352913>puts the AI in faithreally makes you think
>>61352943You'll both get IV crushed and make nothing
Sell.
Is the dip on Thursday or Friday?
if i make it this week with day trading i am a genius, if not i quit
>>61352961nvidya releases earning after close today, tomorrow is when the big doomp or slurp happens
>jewgle releases an AI model that's lightyears ahead of all competition to the point it's nearly incomprehensible>the new model uses 0 [zero] nvdia silicon>NVDA is somehow not having a 20% gap down because of thisMake it make sense?This literally kills the nigvidya computer if it's true and forces them to go back to being a video gamer hardware (lmao) company
BuddyDon't check crypto computer
>>61352977REAL CONTROLLER OF THE MARKET IS COMPUTERS JEWISH COMPUTERS SURE BUT ACTUAL JEWS ARENT MAKING DECISIONS OF WHAT THE CHART LOOKS LIKE
uh oh, trend reversal
>>61352961The dip is over my basterd.
>>61352805>SOXLThis is why you don't bitchhands SOXL. Its reversals are rapid and furious. You will regret selling the low when just holding for one more day gets you 7% back.NVDA will beat, we will moon back to 40+, all will be well. Embrace your inner Chuddah.
>>61353014ITS BAITALGORITHMIC MOVEMENTANYONE GETTING SHORT HERE WILL JUST GET REKT BY A GIANT GREEN CANDLE
You know that its a bad sign that it starts pumping before the earnings right?The expectation is too high Bull trap
>Italians no longer buying tomato pasteIt's over for China
>>61353040I hope it all ends in tears, or worse
>>61353041It was full of lead anyway
>>61353040THIS EARNINGS IS PRETTY IMPORTANT, A LOT OF REPOSITIONING THUS HIGH VIX
>>61353041Kek tomato paste baggies
>>61353040We've dumped for 4 days straight. I'd say a bad earnings is already priced in, and a good earnings has been priced out. That's why there's buying now, everyone can see the lopsidedness of the trade.
>>61353041>how did you manage to loose everything?!?!?!tomato paste futures
Btw who ever shilled Plug hereI hope you lose all gains of your past 3 years and the coming year you filthy bastards
>>61353041Why the hell would they buy foreign ones to begin with>cheapLow price, low quality
>>61352966I've been working on a strategy for low marketcap gainers, a la Ross Cameron, but I prefer working off support while he goes for bull flags. I'm pretty close to having something workable, pic rel would have been tradeable at the support. Still this week especially has been really shit.Not trading yet just identifying and journaling since I messed up a month ago and gave back a bunch of gains. I'm now taking it slower and working my educashun.
>>61353060>DUMPED>LITERALLY WENT SIDEWAYSPICK ONE
BLACK WEDNESDAYBLACK WEDNESDAY BLACK WEDNESDAY
>>61352986how can dump saar essinpee is pampeenSAARANSWER
why dump
OVERSOLD ON 1 MIN RSIEXPECT ALGORITHMIC PUMP
>>61353039cope
Do you guys really short or are you just memeing?
>>61353092MARKET GOING DOWN HELPS ME I ALREADY BOUGHT AND SOLD THE DIP
CHART BACK TO VWAPEXPECT ALGORITHMIC PUMP
>>61353099i like to brag about about my lottery puts plays when they work out, meanwhile the rest of my port is tanking
>>61353099I put my money where my mouth is
>SOXLNow I have whiplash going the other way and it did not cancel out the pain
>>61353112
>>61352352MP keeps melting up lmao
THIS IS THE MOMENT YOU BUY THE DIP
is the market gonna tank since buttcoin is rugging? isnt buttcoin a leading indicator?
Buying any option right now is 300% retarded and you are gonna get IV fucked tommorow
>>61353149THATS WHY YOU ONLY TRADE 0DTES
>>61353074I picked dumped, because that's what it did.
I'm sitting on $95k USD in a Vanguard account. Do I start dipping my toes a little bit into VTI/VOO or wait to DCA after we see what happens with NVDA?
msft wtf
Hedge funds have officially received their early copy of the nVidia earnings report
>>61353166TODAY AND THE LAST 3 DAYS IS LITERALLY SIDEWAYS RETARD
>>61353167I DONT KNOW NIGGA ASK AN 8-BALL
lol Metabaggies...
IT'S GONNA CRASH
>>61353173MONEY OUT OF THE LOSERS AND MONEY INTO GOOGLE AND NVIDIA ITS THAT SIMPLE
Can I buy an NVDA 0 Put?
>>61353041mamma mia i am deep in the red sauce!
>>61353099i shorted the top on soxl and closed yesterday. am short something else related to nigvideo thats inflated but only just had its double top
ITS LITERALLY PARABOLIC HOLY SHEEEEEEEEEEEIIIIIIT
>>61353190sure i'll sell you one
IT WOULD BE SPOOKY FOR MARKETS IF NVDA AND GOOGL GAVE TODAYS GAINS BACK BEFORE CLOSE......
Dang it I was too wimpy to buy NVDA yesterday I could have had free ride calls, I am just tilted on extreme fear right now.
market goes to zero and we all die and jesus teleports us out of this boring realm of gayass computer technology in global thermonuclear war
The problem with Boomerism is that eventually you run out of future generations’ money.
UNBREAKABLE QQQ 600 BOTTOM IS IN
>tjmaxx is going negative despite having an extremely strong earnings calllel
>>61353212
Does NVDA have any more upside remaining?
>>61353137wow you are full of shit
>>61353237ITS GONE SIDEWAYS SINCE THEN
"Long did Atlas endure the world's weight for no other being, mortal or divine, would take its burden from him"
>>61353227I'm so hyped for this
>>61353234yeah if AI can magically become profitable lolThe scale of this spending is insane. They need to hit $2 trillion in revenue in AI alone to justify all this investment by 2030To put that in perspective, Open AI only made $20 billion in revenue and still lost money last year. And the mag 7 last year only had $1.7 trillion in earnings
>The Nigger is about to bust the entire market>Its the only thing not dumping?????
>Resisted the urge to buy back in Phew! Almost got FUCKED there. Time to finish cranking out my "annual performance reflection" (humiliation ritual) (exercise in deception because actually I do very little). The banalities of having a job are motivation like to other to /make it/ and never fill out HRshit again.
> Buttcorn below 90k> weak rotation back into tech from consumer defensive and healthcarethis is just another red day even if it's greenSPY -0.4% EOD
So I’ve done so many hundreds of trades this year for varying gains and losses.I assume Schwab will send me a simplified paper at some point next year showing my net gain/loss for tax purposes right?
>that bitcoin bounce off $89k they are trying so hard to keep it up lol
>>61353253indeed brother. Nobody needs computers anymore. Nshidia and google can go scam each other with their vaporware. I'll pray every day cloudflare goes down again.
>>61353247Why does he always wear a leather jacket. Like a fucking cartoon character. Hahaha I’m not your average CEO.. Didn’t expect this from the NVIDIA CEO did ya? I’m actually a pretty cool dude haha..
>>61353274At least with Fidelity it conveniently integrates with turbo tax yeah
>>61353272>> Buttcorn below 90kglad I stored it in my cold wallet with price-lock >>61353274the companies already paid taxes, don't worry
>>61353284I love it when they struggle, I love it when they fight back, it makes me so hard
>>61353308Based and rapemaxpilled3's and the market
>>61353308Even better is there are companies like GME and SMCI that will actually get screwed by this
>>61353274HAHAHHAHAHAHAHA
>>61353340My dick is diamonds just thinking about it
>Boeing getting close to $180I have a 10k order at that price but this market scares me.
Imagine paying any tax on hard earned gains, you tax cattle never cease to amaze me. Pathetic.
while the whole market (besides NVDA) is tanking, what are some good cheapo stocks to slurp that you guys are eyeing?
>>61353361Taxation is theft. I always like to look at extremes.>infinite inflation>capital gains taxesThe only possible outcome is the government taking more and more of our money until they have it all and we have none. And the FED scam is basically the same thing but a private institution stealing it from the government at the behest of the same government.Make it make sense.
Today is just moving the finger around the rim a little bit, getting things ready for AH and Thursday morning on the earnings fallout. The first 45min today we got a little too eager. Glad we corrected it. But we must wait until earnings before anything can happen, this at least smart and dumb money can agree
>>61353374Ubisoft
>>61353374Rheinmetall is down 7% today on "peace" news. Probably a good slurp.
Is there even anyone that is not red? Everone is crying about their losses
>>61353353look into shorting funkopop stock instead. its structure says it will go down further
>>61353402I'm green, but I don't trust it, I expect a butt fucking
>>61353396>buying a 5x ytdDangerously retarded
>>61353396Dude that shit did its big run already. I'm talking about stuff in the sub-50 dollar range, shit for big returns.
>>61353396>>61353374the entire euro-defense sector is valued assuming an extra 800b dfense expending in the next 5 years and half of europe already said they won't follow.
>>61353473>sub-50 dollar rangeWhy is price per share important to you? Are you trying to speculate with options, so you have to be able to afford at least 100 shares?
>mandatory unpaid lunch meetingjust get me a 1.5 mil folio and I'm gone for good
>>61353374yes, but you first
why is there 2 /smg/ threads
>>61353490Might be easier to change jobs than quickly obtain millions of dollars.
>>61353396>>61353480Not to mention the current Zelenskyy corruption investigation. At pretty much any moment, it could erupt into a scandal and he could flee or be killed. Ukrainian politics are always unstable.If the Ukies' war front collapses or if Z gets popped, all Euro defense stocks will likely dip hard
>>61353402Yes i bought tesla and apple calls at open and sold the top basically. Up 35% today. Idk how anyone hasn't made money when spy was up 1% earlier
>>61353489Because I can put more money in to something cheaper, and cheaper stocks can multiply by greater amounts than higher valued stocks, leading to me making more money.>>61353498SKYW
>>61353490report them and get a settlement for the amount to complete your portfolio.
DOC!! WE ARE LOSING HER!!
>>61353545>SKYWThat's the mormon airlines right? I had it in my watchlist soem tiem agookYUMC LKNCY
>>61353515>>61353546i'm a doctor they're all like this.
>>61353545>Because I can put more money in to something cheaper, and cheaper stocks can multiply by greater amounts than higher valued stocks, leading to me making more money.No, price per share is not relevant to those things. You should learn more about how stocks work.
This is dumb Q but what is best website to just see what the major indices are doing? Don't wanna deal with 2FA on my brokerage accounts
>>61353597Yahoo Finance
>>61353597koyfin is highly customizable, but you have to make a free account
>>61353597the tradingview homepage
>>61353577cheers>>61353585anon you genuinely shouldn't be doing anything with the market if you don't understand this. I hope for your own sake you're trolling.
>>61353597put them in a watchlist on tradingview and use the app on your phone
>>61353402even VIX chads are losing
>>61353647No he’s right. Price per share is not relevant. You should not act so confident. You are very dumb.
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>>61353678I priced myself out of buying AutoZone at 700 dollars a share because I thought the number was too scary 10 years ago.
>>61353647According to you, BRK.B has more potential for gains than BRK.A because its price per share is lower.
>>61353284crapto is dead
>>61353647Based retardwe need more brahmin like you around here
>>61353678Let's say I have 500 dollars. I two shares of a stock at 250, which grows to being worth 500 each. I sell. Now I have 1000 dollars.ORI buy 500 shares of a 1 dollar stock. That stock grows to be worth 500 dollars each. Now I have 250,000 dollars. Which is more, 250,000 or 1,000?
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