bulls are back in town edition>Some helpful links to numb the painhttps://findahelpline.com/https://www.nvidia.com/refunds/https://www.whitehouse.gov/refundshttps://jlingz.com/>Jobs when it inevitably collapseshttps://jobs.mcdonalds.com/>Educational sites:https://www.investopedia.comhttps://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain>Financial TV Streams:https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.htmlhttps://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/>Charts:https://www.tradingview.comhttps://www.finscreener.comhttps://www.portfoliovisualizer.com>Screeners: so you feel like in the movieshttps://finviz.com/https://etfdb.com/>Gambling:https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.comhttps://optionstrat.com/https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices>Pre-Market and Live data:https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futureshttps://finance.yahoo.com/>Calendarshttps://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendarhttps://www.earningswhispers.com/calendarhttps://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.htmlhttps://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits>Boomer Investing 101: so zoomers with meme stocks can outperform youhttps://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_startedhttps://www.sec.gov/search-filings>Misc smg:https://www.financialjuice.com/homehttps://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickershttps://market24hclock.com/https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculatorhttps://brokerchooser.com/https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-ratesPreviously on /smg/>>61356821 (Cross-thread)
Cashfag here... am I completely sidelined again?I didnt buy the dip cause I thought it would keep dipping.
i will not jerk off until my portfolio goes back to ath
>futures
Why the FUCK isn't niggervideo trading at 200? Why does it always blueball me like this...
Extreme greed coming, ready your tight bussy bobo.
Im up 5% and the market isnt even open yet.
/smg/ today is what extreme greed looks like
FUCK NVDA
The only stock I own is VOO
THIS CIGARETTE WAS LIT WITH THE FLAME FUELED BY NVDA PUT BUYERS
Bobos UNIRONICALLY thought it was gonna crash today. Imagine being a bobo
canada buying swedish fighter jets
>Nvidia duh gud, ding ding
>>61358791based
>in vagina beats by 3%>this means all macro headwinds are gone
>>613588021 y old Grom Hellscream as a bull prompt
>>61358802>>61358835You use slop when you could be using the bull demon from kung fu panda that carries around massive green knives that go up
I didn't have enough money to buy Walmart shares, but I'm good with today's returns.
No sooner do I get back up and press onward than I fall back down again into a pit of despair. I'm not going to commit suicide today nor tomorrow, but I will in the future. I can just feel it. Everyone has a destiny, and suicide just so happens to be mine.
>>61358860take some journalists with you when you go
RIght now thanks to Nvidia and Google we have a bullish turn. But right now a hawkish FED potentially not cutting rates is priced in (at 50% likelihood).So the SP500 will just explode if there WILL be a rate cut?
>>61358860been there sister
>>61358796Something something selling something something shovels. Wait next quarter.
>>61358873Its pretty much back to business once the fed announces a rate cut. The Santa Claus rally is back on the table
>>61358840I've never seen Kung Fu Panda.Yet I'm rallying all bears to stand together and fight. BOBOS EVERYWHERE
what is your name anon? I want to pronounce you by the n word
I don’t feel certain this will reverse the downtrend. If Friday is green then maybe so. Sold last week so will be sidelined no matter what. Not buying back in.
>>61358924NVIDIA
So this is it?Geen days ahead AGI incoming?
>>61358773Buy MSTR
>>61358936oh stfu
>>61358937!remindme 1 month
>>61358936Im not trans though
>>61358936Ok
how are we holding up, niGRRRs?
TMF YOU NIGGERS AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Lmao, niggas fell for the TMF shill again.
My weekly charts are suggesting that gold, silver, copper, and lithium may be near a local top and could trend down for a few weeks. Moved to 40% cash.>>61358841Hows this morning gonna look? I have 140 shares at $75, plus an iron condor at $95 ±5 to hedge downside
NVDA $300 EOY
Guys, the japanese yields just keep going, lolThe 10y jumped from 1.77 to 1.82 (now), touched 1.84.
>one company that is worth nothing and only does chip DESIGNS is carring world economyIsnt that concerning?After a new ath i am out this shit will colaps
We are gonna rally so hard today bros Also >ODDNice.
God damn it nigdelity is being slow as fuck with transfers so I couldn't buy SOXL calls At least my 51s ibit calls are alive again
hello
Where are all the regular posters Apu evil apu bussyant Where did they go?????
>>61358991got my back blown out by wix, i need to rethink my strategythats why im lurking for the momenthow did you guys strategize your investments? I don't mind if it takes long, I just want a better future for my wife and kids (ive been in the game for a couple years now, but I feel like I have been acting retarded until now)
>>61358979Let's be honest, Nvidia is far important to the world than, for example, Estonia.
Torn between Schneider Electric or Nokia, which one do I buy at open...
>>61359018nobody thinks of estonia
>AMD and Nvidia are considering discontinuing mid- to low-end gaming GPUs>AMD & NVIDIA Reportedly Consider GPU Cuts, ASUS and Others Slow Motherboard Plans Amid Memory ShortageDamn this AI bubble is really gonna fuck everyone over
I just got cummed on by the japanese bond market. how do I even recover from this, financially
>>61358973>Japan’s 10-year government bond yield climbed above 1.8% on Thursday, reaching its highest levels since 2008 as investors braced for the announcement of Prime Minister Sanae Takaichi’s stimulus package, which is expected to exceed 20 trillion yen.>Lawmakers from the ruling Liberal Democratic Party even proposed a supplementary budget topping 25 trillion yen to fund the plan, well above last year’s 13.9 trillion yen extra budget.
>>61359035Film it and upload your bukkake anon
>>61359030they're supposedly fucking over smartphone producers too, literally everything involving chips is getting sucked into the AI circlejerk
GAMES WORKSHOP +10% OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
The fuck are these joos trying to do on Rheinmetall.No I won't sell, faggots, and I'm glad I didn't.
I’m just a poor lil girlboss with 5 shares of nvda I bought at $175. When do I sell? Or should I just try and forget I own them. Pls help me big brain men.
>>61359017Seriously, seeking advice.>>61359090tranny
>No October US NFP release from the BLS.Aww shucks
>>61359090post cock
DamnThis time it really is different
>>61358973Told you the other day, but you guys wouldn't listenhttps://substack.com/inbox/post/179099797
>Andrew Tate Called “One of the Worst Traders in Crypto” After Losing Over $800,000
>Waymo races ahead of Tesla with robotaxi launches set for Miami, Dallas, Houston, San Antonio, and Orlando
>>61359093Diversify.>60-70% Boomer stocks/MAG7; set and forget unless you are adding to a position with more shares.>20-25% into ETF’s with DRIP enabledQQQI, SPYI, BTCI, BLOX, KYLD, WPAY, KQQQ; stuff that has positive NAV and also pays a decent dividend @ 12-15%>Cash: for DCA’ing>Options: stick strictly to The Wheel this way you absolutely cannot use margin and all of your plays are cash secured
>>61359108Yeah and somehow TSLA is the one that will pumpI'm sick of this retardation
off boarder coming to blog post without lurkingLOOOOOL so today I closed my 100 UVXY call contracts because I saw there was gonna be a reverse split, but on another account I had anther 100 SQQQ calls just chilling that I was not aware of that they were getting reverse split tooWHICH SUCKSidk if u nigs ever had to deal with options and splits, but they basically get shoved to the back of the exchange where you get raped with even worse spreads because the multiplier isn't standard 100x anymore and no one is really looking to do anything except make markets and get mispriced vol to balance their books. I really wanted to avoid being the raped, but it's looking like I'm gonna get double raped tomorrow because NVDA spiked and so did /NQ along with it (so my SQQQ calls are going DOWN)WHATEVERI'm not sure what the game plan is now, maybe just work an order near the ask and see if any shorts want to hit me to close out :/ probably won't beat HFT tho, maybe we get one more leg down?
>>61359110are you trading on margin?
>>61358869Super ultra based
>>61359109Thanks for your input :)
>>61358896When is next FOMC?
>>61358979>only does chip DESIGNSThey also do a lot of AI, including self-driving and humanoid robots, people often forget that, but they're massive and strong leaders in those and more!
>>61359017If you're genuine, just go broad market indexes and ETFs.
>>61359017Nothing wrong with just becoming an index cück. Beating QQQ in the wrong term isn´t easy.
>>61359030Is it fuck over or efficiency and profitability chasing?
>>61359056Does that mean more competition getting waffers and thus TSMC gon pump?
>>61359128>>61359126Am I not going to get anally raped once the bubble pops, if I am going full boomer though?Then again, so will probably almost everyoneI don't have the capital to get financially ruined by a bubble pop yet. Might be a good timing to slurp dips once it happens. Thanks guys.
Thank you Plebbit and Stockwits for buying my calls. Much appreciated. Better luck next time (not).
the line is dropping my basterds
>>61359136Some people swear by DCA. I prefer to just pile up cash until a decent little pullback, like we had beginning of this week, then pile in. You get regular pullbacks so you won't be sitting long. There could still be a dump like April but those aren't that common....ideally that's where you enter, but it doesn't sound like you're playing with tens of thousands
>11:00 AM THE PRESIDENT receives his Intelligence Briefing>2:00 PM THE PRESIDENT meets with Freed Israeli Hostages and their Families>1:00 PM Press Briefing by the White House Press Secretary Karoline Leavittpredictions?
>>61359166The Israelis now have the photos of trump blowing bubba
>>61359134It'll probably mean more earnings for TSMC, but this kind of production is very slow to build up and I don't know if it can even match the demand for chips in time and instead will probably just make everything more expensive
>>61359166>The president tells Israel that the free ride has ended. He will sell Saudi F-35s. He says Israel is free to buy more F-35s to outmatch the arabs, but Israel has to pay for it.Orange retard has a new business model: fucking over his allies and strenghtening their enemies, so they are forced to buy more US weapons.
I like how RHM consolidates by steps today, very clean, very healthy, and actually organic. Now in the formation of a little dip before the next leg up. It's not too late you know, we're going to 2000 and beyond.
>>61359160You're right, I just started my first job this year. My GF and I are already family planning, that's why I am under pressure, because my gambling days are probably over. I have been getting solid advice here though
>Japan 30 year bonds at 3.40% nowHahahahahahahahahahahahaha
Remember that British Tory pm that rugged the economy and then resigned after being pm for two weeks. The nips are being TORIED right now.
Why can't niggervideo ever just go up instead of dumping?
>>61359206She's all for it again.
Niggervideo will close red today kek.
>NIFTY about to make a new ATHsaarbros we can't stop winning
i bought the top
>>61359256Its true
Oh my god you gloating NVDA baggies are so cooked kek
>>61359243lol maybe the solution to japan's problems is to kamikaze its incels into the chinese fleet
What stock is this?
oy vey xisters
>GW mooningPLASTIC CRACK BROS! WE WON
>>61358765Why is Circle down when it should be skyrocketing? It's literally the only wanna be bank that wants to give crypto commercial use. I got 10$ in, I want them to turn into 1 million.
The stages of a gambler's downfall:I) Complete dissipation of the bank account, which is completely depleted and will even go in red in order to sustain the gambling.II) The gambler sells all of his disposable goods, may they be jewels or furniture, clothes etc. All the money gathered are spent in gambling.III) The gambler starts to go into debt with every single financial institution, financial intermediary and loan shark; all the money borrowed are used for gambling.IV) All the debts that have been accumulated start to take their toll, the income of the gambler cannot sustain the payment rates anymore at this point, especially for the fact that the gambling continues.V) Despite being forced to cut the expenses to the minimum of the minimum, the gambler is unable to pay off the huge number of creditors; the collaterals are immediately executed and legals procedures are immediately started to ensure the writ of execution.VI) All the goods of the gambler are executed, he is now an homeless destitute; forced to beg for money on the streets, he is constantly chased by the creditors that will immediately take everything he will ever own in the future.THIS COULD BE YOUR FUTURE IF YOU DON'T STOP GAMBLING, REMEMBER: THE HOUSE ALWAYS WINS, THERE IS NO WAY FOR YOU TO WIN AT GAMBLING, STOP BEFORE IS TOO LATE, DON'T WASTE YOUR LIFE.
>niggervideo only dumpsKek
>>61359296I don't gamble.
>>61359296why did you post this?
>>61359296WTF, did I wake up in Las Vegas?
finally green again.whopping 26€ overall gains, I'm fucking rich boys
Why didn't you buy Rheinmetall when I told you in this very thread. I even told you it wasn't too late. Easiest trade in a while. And it's *still* not too late.
>>61359196You're still young. Put like 80% into growth and 20% into gambling...at most. I occasionally put 1-2% of my portfolio into something shilled here. Sometimes it's crap and sometimes it's amazing. Made like 400% earlier this year when ONDS popped.
normalfag seethe over THE BUBBLE seems to be at ATH, we are going to pump
>>61359382The reason why I am putting myself under pressure is, I don't want to goyslave in an office for the next 50 years. I wanna be done by my thirties, so I can spend the prime of my life with my family, financially freeeither that or im going into the next jewish-owned bank and blow myself up with it
>>61359380bought it 23/10, so far it was a shit purchase, but desu not even a month has passed
>Legacy companies collabing QuantumHype bullshit>$IBM $CSCO | IBM And Cisco Announce Plans To Build A Network Of Large-Scale, Fault-Tolerant Quantum ComputersYeah, this is the toppest of all tops.
>>61359394post positions Koksi
>>61359405Lecko Mio, meine kleine Süßmaus.
bros I don't even care about my shit savings I'll never even spend on anything. I just want to work again so I can go outside and meet people and not feel like shit. Why is finding work so retarded
zoom out
The dump today will be biblicalI'm talking stockbrokers plummeting from windows level carnage
>>61359388JFC, get the sand out of your panties and talk to a financial advisor or someone down at Schwab or Fidelity if you are this fricking desperate. My dude, people have already given you sound advice. Now you’re being a drama queen.Pic a Mag 7 stock. Amazon, Google or Microsoft (or a little of all three). Open a position with whatever free cash you have. Once you have done this, do NOT touch them. Add $100/mo or whateverthefuck you can manage to those one - three stocks. In the mean time you open positions in the ETF’s I mentioned above or whateverthefuck you choose. Stuff that tracks the S&P, Nasdaq, Russel or sector ETF’s are all good upward grinders with DRIP enabled.Also look for physical opportunities: maybe a new job with better pay or better intrinsic value (shorter commute, one-day home office, better 401k match, etc.). Money is literally lying on the street and fortunately most people are too fat, lazy or stupid to see it.I bought Amazon and Microsoft in the mid/late 1990’s. My poorfag investment of a few grand on those two hit $400k at the peek a few weeks ago. Time is your best commodity and lord knows I have wasted a lot of it. You need to set your boomer stocks up and forget them in the sense you cannot reduce the position but only add. Resist logging onto your account all the time. Listen to anons, anon. Some of us want to see anons do good.
>>61359425
>>61359435how big will the dip be? I want to slurp the very bottom
>>61359438Thanks :)
>>61358771>goymart
>>61358773should have shorted the VIX yesterday like everyone said
>>61358775enjoy your new celibate life anon
>>61358781kek is that real?
>>61359488checked. I'm gonna go wank in despair.
>tfw didn't buy the dip and now it pumps
>>61358783it's close
>>61359017have a diversified portfolio of blue chip stocks or index funds, add some bonds, land and gold when you have enough moneybuy in when it drops and never sellif you feel really bearish, liquidate the worst performers and move the proceeds into bondsyou won't make a ton of money but you will never lose much unless the economy collapses
Kek bobos
>>61358787
>>61358788
>>61358790half of the people posting here are sad bears screaming about muh chatbots bad for the 50th time
>>61359017Look for companies that are actually good in their industry, then buy in early/when they dip deep. You can also DCA into index funds and stable blue chip stocks with good dividends as well.Also take profits, you cannot lose money
>>61358791
>>61358793based boomer
>>61358796they're so sad lmao
>>61358828what macro headwinds?the rate cuts and the end of QT?
>>61358841as long as you made money
>>61358860fuck you anondon't do it
>>61358924nick
Opens green ends red because jobs numbers are stale and wont indicate if Fed cuts next month
$TQQQ and $USD did a 2:1 split.
>>61359102you know that andrew tate is one of the wealthiest people on the planet? $800k is pennies to him
ok calls or puts on the spx at open?
>>61359561They are old ones anyways (from september). Also the rich with 100% already know.
Will NVDA pump more? I don't want to fill my shorts below 200...
>>61359561The market seems to be pricing in no rate cut in December
i about had a fucking heart attack lolthen i remembered they were doing a stock split today
I would never buy something called ProSomething UltraPro MaxTurbo 3000, it's clearly a scam
>>61359632What about my calls
Why the fuck does Mark Warner lick his lips so much? He's on CNBC and dude is grossing me out.
>>61359647get fucked goyim
>>61359632Anon…The splits not until tomorrow…
>>61359671NYYOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!
Markets priced in no rate cut already and we are ready to have a month long santa rally then a NYE rally. Imagine the neon green if we get a surprise bepis. Selling has been postponed to Q1. SP7200 before 2026.
>>61359706your pricing in has been priced in as such blood red market just because powell told me you stink
>>61359715shoo shoo smelly bear
Weren't we supposed to wake up to $200+ NVDA and $100k BTC again? What happened mumubros?
my last meal for today during this german economic downturn
we let the bulls run and dump more money into this shit show then 1pm the drop begins. 3% eps on massive earnings means margin is thinning for the chip designer. Bad investments already leaking into filings. Not good imo.
>>61359646I have been scammed so hard
>invest $10000 in bob>bob spends the $10000 on me>make $1000 from whatever I'd normally earn>report $11000 earnings
>>61359742Shut up youre poor
>>61359742companies who don't buy next year's architecture will be left in the dust.
>>61359388Good goal. I'm 44 and have young kids. I managed to get out of the office after covid and make the most money I ever have working from home. I'll be starting my own business in the next 2 year. Just finished getting the necessary licenses. Retirement isn't really something that interest me. I see what my dad has done with retirement and it's depressing. I want to build a business that I can help my kids nurture so they can run while I'm older
>>61358765>bulls are back in town>moderate tick up even though Nvidia made more than everthat homosex, Altman, ruined it for everyone with his bailout comments
>>61359742I-itll start turning red soon....r-right?
>>61359773Retirement is a meme anyways. Not slaving away at a wage job you despise forever is the key. Work is natural and good for a man.
What exactly does Nvidia stock have to do with crypto? Why are they so correlated?
>>61359581>$800k is pennies to himhe's an expert in penis
I'm expecting a weak jobs report followed by an inexplicable green rest of the week. This market hasn't made sense in years why fucking start now
>>61359783I agree. Even if it's just working around in your garden or a wood shop. My dad stopped working at 65 and only ever played golf. He got bored with that about 5 years ago, has gained 60 lbs and only ever wants to talk about footballKill me if I turn into that
>>61359380>>61359390>please buy my bagswith end of russo-ukraine war, rheinmetall will plummet. It will regain few months after, beucase countries will want to arm themselves - I'm guessing though.
>>61359790flat today, total collapse tomorrow
>>61359788All risk on assets are correlated. When things get bad people sell everything. When things are good people buy. That's why in covid and tariff crash you can clearly see that everything sells off at the same time
Long gold
>>61359788I think crypto generally follows the market these days. Just with a lever
>>61359790>This market hasn't made sense in yearsTo you. Stay mad and broke.
>>61359790It makes perfect sense youre just a dumb nigger.
SPY pumping. what do the jombs numbers say?
>Both the unemployment rate, at 4.4 percent, and the number of unemployed people, at 7.6 million, changed little in September. These measures are higher than a year earlier, when the jobless rate was 4.1 percent, and the number of unemployed people was 6.9 million. (See table A-1.)Among the major worker groups, the unemployment rates for adult women (4.2 percent) and Asians (4.4percent) increased in September. The jobless rates for adult men (4.0 percent), teenagers (13.2 percent), Whites (3.8 percent), Blacks (7.5 percent), and Hispanics (5.5 percent) showed little or no change over the month. (See tables A-1, A-2, and A-3.)>Total nonfarm payroll employment edged up by 119,000 in September but has shown little change sinceApril. In September, employment continued to trend up in health care, food services and drinking places, and social assistance. Job losses occurred in transportation and warehousing and in federalgovernment. (See table B-1.)In September, health care added 43,000 jobs, about the same as the average monthly gain of 42,000over the prior 12 months. Over the month, employment gains occurred in ambulatory health care services (+23,000) and hospitals (+16,000).Employment in food services and drinking places continued to trend up in September (+37,000).In September, social assistance employment continued to trend up (+14,000), reflecting continued job growth in individual and family services (+20,000). Employment in transportation and warehousing declined by 25,000 in September as job losses occurredin warehousing and storage (-11,000) and couriers and messengers (-7,000).Federal government employment continued to decline in September (-3,000) and is down by 97,000 since reaching a peak in January. (Employees on paid leave or receiving ongoing severance pay arecounted as employed in the establishment survey.)
Bobo anus status?
>>61359814Americans just keep eating and getting sick, business as usual
>>61359801it doesn't help that retailers mostly buy ETFs now and not single stocks
Has society collapsed yet? I haven't been outside.
>>61359826not yet, eta december 4
>>61359825Yeah it's almost a national security risk how badly everything is correlated. Basically a state sanctioned ponzi scheme. Get rid of capital gains tax so people can stock pick and rebalance at will.>>61359828K keep me posted
>>61359806>>61359809Y'all seem mad I'm up 110% since April. How you faggits doing?
>>61359814Ok ok ok. Explain it to me like I bought NVDA puts
>>61359829The index funds rebalance themselves. Stock picking is just a bad idea
>>61359826It calloopsed in 2008 when Steve Jobs invented the iPhone
>>61359797I guess his generation just got so committed to grind for decades and then retire-do-nothing meme. It genuinely makes no sense. Limitless pleasure is a bottomless pit. >>61359825The ETF trend is a gift for stock pickers
I just bought the generational picotop of NVDL
>>61359790There isn't any job report coming dumbass.
>>61359832I'm up 11000% percent since April
>>61359814>the unemployment rates for adult women ... increased in September.The cracks begin to show on jew daycare
Guess who's backBack againMumu's backTell a friendGuess who's backGuess who's backGuess who's backGuess who's backGuess who's back
>>61359842>and thats a good thingmarkets tarded
we're back
PUTS AT OPEN SEEMS LIKE EASY MONEY TODAY
>>61359838It's only a bit generational, if you go on Plebbit to look at the freak gallery, you see a lot of bogleheads who are fine with like 7% year that allows them to retire in their 60s. To be clear, I'm not saying having a bogley portfolio is a bad thing if you are, like, my mom or like that friend I have, but if your hobby is talking is talking about finance and you're a boglehead you can't be helped. Some people are natural worker drones.
WARHAMMER WILL BECOME THE BIGGEST FRANCHISE IN THE WORLDGAMES WORKSHOP 100B MARKET CAP BY 2030
>>61359829>get rid of capital gainsAnother idiot giving advice while knowing nothingCapital gains is a good thing, it replaces your regular income tax rate. Without it, you would pay your regular income tax percentage.
THE ONLY VIDEOGAME THAT MATTERS IS 0DTE OPTIONS TRADING
So some anon shilled buying etoro, I didn't buy it but i thought it was a good idea, still do. But how come their value dropped this hard? Is it something to do with crypto taking a dump?
The shakeout last week was pivotal in establishing an ironclad support for BTC. Michael Saylor was right in a sense, every pullback is an opportunity to create generational wealth. My plays for today is MSTR calls 30 minutes after opening bell.
>have 100 shares>buy 4 calls 0dte>sell 5 calls 0dte>all my calls are gone as they should be, but im now short 100 sharesim so fucking close to just pulling all my money out of IBKR
uh oh, the 30y first went down, now up, stinky economy
>>61359017Don't touch Wix, ever. Their corporate structure is retarded and ran by a bunch of JOOS. They will never keep up, never innovate, only struggle to catch up as less rigid competition takes over. Same applies for monday.com. In the AI era, they will not capitalize on their investments.t. freelancin for those cunts for 7 years
>>61359900yeah just realized they were literally based in tel-aviv, only after earnings lmaowhatever, we learn
>>61359894I looked at buying Mstr calls but they only allow you to buy like 40, or perhaps now even less than that now, shares more if you do a 800 day Leap than just buying and holding. While I'm a BTC bvll I'm not sure locking up a thick stack of cash for so long works.
>>61358869lol what did they do?
>niggervideo Why can't this useless faggot stock hit 200?
>>61359898BULL TRAP OF BULL TRAPS
>>61359842It was released at 830 retard
>>61359896IB is one of the better platforms for options trading, but they are also insufferable and I'm considering adding some local platform specialized in options trading with a better UI for some heavier trading seshs.
>>61359916I don’t judge anyone for their lack of inner strength.
>>61359951im selling. just to fuck over with call niggers
>>61359843Congrats on that $44
>>61359963Sneed
>NVDA's implied marketcap is $7.95 trillionI hope it's not a bubble because this would be one massive bubble
TQQQ did a split?
>>61359986Nvidia isn't 100% AI.
>>61359986It would be bad if I did something in 2027 as every intel services are pointing out...
>>61360000Do it and you better not skimp out on killing civilians like ziggers did
>>61359951Just buy 300 billion worth of shares
>>61359995Absolute maniacs know that a below $100 ETF seems like more of a deal than it really is.
>>61360000He's going to take Siberia with the full permission of the west. I can't figure out how to profit off this information
Open the god damn market jerome
>>61360007Akshually you only need one share. All right let's do this, I'll put one share on sale at like 250, and I'll let the anon buy that one share. Then the price will be 250!
>>61359973>>61359963
>another episode of niggervidya going straight down before openIt's all so tiresome
>>61359896So you got exercised? Or do you mean you have -100 shares after exercise?
I hope all the bears are contemplating suicide today
I just want to be rich when does that happen! I dont want to have to apply to jobs reeeeee!!!! SOXL pump to $100 right now so I can sell these calls for a lot in gains!!!
>>61360028ITS LITERALLY SIDEWAYS THE LAST 4 HOURS AFTER GOING UP LIKE 8% STFU RETARD KYS
you can no longer use google image search to find sauce on pictures on nsfw imagesit goes through their nanobanana thing
Nvidia going up or down at open? What do we think?
>>61359986good morning sweetheart. i'm sorry about yesterday. i wanna be good to you and support you, you don't need cruelty. there isn't any bubble though, and anyways you don't own any tech, why would you take on that worry when you've intentionally avoided it?
>>61360038Nanobanana is such a Reddit tier millennial name
>>61360038i hate google has become. that's why it will never be successful with goymini
BANG BANG BANG BANG BANGCAM ON AND MAKE SOME FOOKIN' GAINS
>>61360042>millenialmore like gen covid
It's going to be so funny when NVDA goes red
>>61360049Based
>>61360029No, IB has a system that you have to tard-wrangle manually where if you have X shares and you give it the job to sell Y shares (e.g. via assignment), that IB then interprets this as you wanting to sell X shares but to also go short (Y - X) shares.Just because you want to sell your long shares doesn't mean you also want to short the same stock.
This is the first time I've seen green in 3 weeks. I hope I'm not speaking too soon.
SGBX looks like it's immediately going to hit 7 holy shit
>it's all green todaythank you based jensenthank you fake jobs reportnothing ever happens (and it's a good thing)
seems like a bull trap
Weak hands in NVDA taking profits too early. We will close the week above $200. Screenshot this.
>>61360039All it does is dump.
>>61360038so these are the AI productivity gains i've heard so much about
hii like to make money by holding onto overvalued tech companies because someone is buying my heavy bagsthat is all
>>61360058Despite being green my options arent making much. Grim, a lot of value was somehow lost and i suspect volatility is part of the reason along with market makers underpricing them on purposeWhered all the smug mumus from yesterday go? Sus how they just appear and disappear, almost like fake sentiment creation
>>61360078>Whered all the smug mumus from yesterday go? Sus how they just appear and disappear, almost like fake sentiment creationMeds
>>61360072It's just one big fuck off candle rnNot much of a dump
a week or more ago I bought META when it went down thinking this was a good time to slurp. Then I got fucked. Today is only lessening my losses.
>>61360029i was -100 shares after exercise when it should have balanced to 0
>>61360084name one singular META product that is valuable
>>61360083Niggervideo always dumpsThat's all it ever does
>>61360091D A T AATA
turkey trot rally
>>61360091Instagram to milk the zoomers, facebook to milk the boomers. And by milk I mean selling their data.
>>61360078Up 5% so far this morningStop goombling on options
>>61360091Ads. Like all the big tech, really. Ads economy.Who the fuck even click those ads, don't fucking ask me, even my boomer father has uBlock.
nvidia really struggling these first 10 minutes
>>61360099Your boomer father is an exception.
SGBX HALTEDSGBX HALTEDSGBX HALTED
>>61360049LET'S FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
Shitcoin NIGGER chartWorst stock on the market
I didn't hear no bell
>>61360099Applecels.
>>61360099CheckedYour dad's the exception; my boomer boss actually clicks links in spam emails and buys shit from them when it sounds interesting
>crabi sleep
why do I always buy the top why do I always sell the bottom why do I never learn
Now up.
Niggervideo is a shitcoin and a shit stock
>>61360132I also buy the top but I just don't sell.
>>61359102lmao what a retard
>>61360132iktf
Bearbros... I'm not feeling too good about these NVDA puts...
snibbeddy snibb
>>61360135You just bought the top or options like a retard. Never buy options before earnings . Imagine crying when its up 4%
>>61358765Imagine making bobina sad just because you want to see a line go up
all we need to do is have +1.75% days like this until the end of the year and SPX be 11,000 EOYwe can do it bros
If it wasn't for my oil stock i'd still be red.
>>61360160
>>61359030For a long time I noticed low end GPUs were discontinued. 10 years ago you could get a low end. Now they seem to have redefined something like a 4070 as barely serviceable mid end? Lol.>>61359056First it was GPUs with crypto but idk if AI affect them as much as crypto did and now its ram with AI.
“It’s gone down enough” type pump aka dead cat
>>61360171bobina never gets to cumexplains the insanity of bearishness
>>61360171mumu bros, our response?
henlois this mister jerome?please pump the marketsthank u mister jerome
>>61358765>MP up hard pre and at open>proceeds to fall back to zero thru openI demand an explanation for this behavior.
WeRide status?
Niggervidya is the worst stock on the market
>>61360160>>61360171This is pretty borderline content.
>>61360206Bobina's cunt is about to collapse.
>>61360081Sold nvidia at $200, still doing better then today's pump.Stale job market and now it's looking like no rate cut.Retail numbers over the holidays are going to be pathetic. Target is the canary in the coal mine.Walmart seems to be doing okay.What I saying saying in take your money by the end of next week. Enjoy the opportunity to sell.
>>61360171>>61360160I personally would short NVDA for a crumb of bobina pussy
>>61359030lol gamers lose again
>>61360215>Targetlol
down we got faggots. the pump has been fully priced in at AH
>>61360199>>61360199
>>61360215>Target is the canary in the coal mine.Explain. Theyre going downhill in quality tho,
>>61359804Based
