banana republic edition>Some helpful links to numb the painhttps://findahelpline.com/https://www.nvidia.com/refunds/https://www.whitehouse.gov/refundshttps://jlingz.com/>Jobs when it inevitably collapseshttps://jobs.mcdonalds.com/>Educational sites:https://www.investopedia.comhttps://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain>Financial TV Streams:https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.htmlhttps://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/>Charts:https://www.tradingview.comhttps://www.finscreener.comhttps://www.portfoliovisualizer.com>Screeners: so you feel like in the movieshttps://finviz.com/https://etfdb.com/>Gambling:https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.comhttps://optionstrat.com/https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices>Pre-Market and Live data:https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futureshttps://finance.yahoo.com/>Calendarshttps://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendarhttps://www.earningswhispers.com/calendarhttps://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.htmlhttps://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits>Boomer Investing 101: so zoomers with meme stocks can outperform youhttps://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_startedhttps://www.sec.gov/search-filings>Misc smg:https://www.financialjuice.com/homehttps://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickershttps://market24hclock.com/https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculatorhttps://brokerchooser.com/https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-ratesPreviously on /smg/>>61360199
MARKET SELL-OFF>A tech-led stock gain faded as concerns about high artificial-intelligence valuations returned, and doubts increased about the Federal Reserve's ability to drop rates in December.
>>61361065Everything looks fine on the DoorDash index.
BUY DIP IF NOT RETARD
>>61361065the news: no news, not even planned news
>>61361079I wish I had money to buy
This was only 1 hour of selling.
62 EVENS ARE TRADING
>>61361065Why did Nvidia die today?I thought earnings was blockbuster?
Why are we dumping on NO NEWS?
>>61361130>>61361079
bought calls
>>61361079>MARKET SELL-OFFOwww yeah baby, bobos rule this general.
longtards are you okay?
>>61361131
>>61361130too many niggas wanted 200+ on the pump today, this is them panic dumping/covering
mumubros we got too cocky the bears are upon us
V commences now
>>61361139I kneel>>61361142I closed my -24% position
>>61361065But the Doritos' Report said everything was going right
Closed some hsorts, t.bobo
>>61361065>BREAKING: The Bureau of Labor Statistics said Wednesday it will not release a full U.S. jobs report for the month of October, following the longest federal government shutdown in the history of the country. It will release the November report on December 16th.>Federal reserve chairman Powell said that according to president Trump everything is fine, and in the absence of other data, he was taking his word for it. So it is appropiate to maintain the current stance and not change the federal funds rate until data is available that indicates otherwise.
>>61361142No.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C3j0EslMBSk
My positions are as long as my penis. (Not very long at all.):):(
>>61361131Jobs report was the news Rtard.
Market is there to serve you not to instruct you. Everything is gonna be okay
When is the Japanese stimulus coming?
>>61361166Ah yes, the non-news "news"
>>61361138Too early bud
https://youtu.be/6gDhsUWCHrg?si=Otb_wBqiGUU-EApmThread ThemeIt's over, for real this time.
DOWNKEEPGOING D O W NOWN
>>61361166but that news came out yesterday. why didn't you listen?
>>61361160fuck me bitch basterds
>>61361189yeah i already closed them for $60 losslooks like it's over
I have a such a silly looking shit eating grin on my stupid fucking face right now
We are still in clown market mode so tomorrow is green dildo day
>>61361131I'm thinking its pic related again.Which means we'll probably be back to dumping.
>>61361201Yes yes you were right we were all euphoric, so sure all would be fine. But it wasn't
how much money should i have in my portfolio to snag a finance baddie like this?
>>61361065It’s like they think it will just ends in December of 2025… like January 2026 just isn’t around the corner…. then it’s the next day… then it’s the next day…
When good news is bad news, you know shit is completely fucked. Keep in mind we have also dumped bigly on bad jobs reports too
Bobo is right, you know. Deep down in your heart you know retarded CAPEX to generate less revenue than Genshin impact is retarded.
Buy. Swings will continue until make or break.
A whole month worth of clown market gains gone just like that. A fart in the wind. Nothing more.
>volatility makes sending crypto more expensive againffs
>>61361201Same. Even though my gains are being erased, this entire situation is so absurd that it's funny.
>>61361130I TOLD YOU RETARDS YESTERDAY AND FOREVER AGO THAT NVIDIAS PRODUCTION CAPACITY IS KNOWN, THEIR SALES ARE KNOWN BEFORE EARNINGS HAPPENAND NONE OF IT ADDS UP TO A 5 TRILLION DOLLAR VALUATION
>>61361206My dick is throbbing just thinking about what people will do to themselves
>>61361192If it closes under 666 we're back at the September highs. Were you not happy in September?
Bitcoin isn’t “crashing” it’s displaying a healthy pullback. It’s another buying opportunity for me. Bought the dip here and will hold for an easy profit when it goes back to 93k in a few days. In the meantime I’ll be buying MSTR calls as usual. The pump will be parabolic. Those that trust in the process make money. Cowards just sit idly by doing nothing as usual.
>>61361229I'll try again but go back to small trades
>+70% on my puts from yesterdayshort kings, wya?
>>61361065You thought it was going to pump, didn't you?You woke up early, nervously checking the chart. hands are shaky palms are sweaty, but the market didnt even open, then it opened all green, quickly surging to 2%, you felt an electric bolt through you, little did you know it was the last chance to sell, then you watched the selloff, bit by bit, agony turned into painful screen. pink wojak is literally youAnd there is me, woke up from 2 pussies on my face that I thoroughly used last night, receive a nice blowjob from mumu's sister, lazily turn on news, the host was also pinkjak, I knew I won without even trying
>>61361236But why its doing that?
WHAT THE FUCK
I'm overstimulated right now dear God have mercy
>>61361249It's bitcoin, it does does every four years because of how magic beans grow
kek soxl baggies.
>>61361227>>61361201it's fucking hilarious
>>61361218>Genshin Impactkek
Bot buy orders will set in at 6600 so we go up now
Crypto keks?
HOLY SHIT TODAYS CANDLE IS IDENTICAL TO THE OCTOBER 10TH CANDLE ITS FUCKING SCARY BROS THERES SOME JEWISH VOODOO GOING ON RIGHT NOW IN MARKETS
>>61361236lol, lmao even. not buying your bags, Schlomo.
In hindsight, I should have shorted. It's not too late either, you know.
I had 50k in shorts against tech. All went to zero on market open because of NVDA's pump. I then opened up a ton of new puts and made back 70k within the hour. I cant believe i made it out of that alive.
>AMDOh fucking hell
>>61361278ITS DEFINITELY TOO LATE TO GET SHORT, THIS IS THE WORST TIME TO SHORT 99% OF THE TIMEIF YOU BET ON 1% CHANCES THEN YOU LOSE 99% OF THE TIME!!!
>>61361295good job! (I mean it)
>Got cocky and didn't sell after MSFT hit my price target just before the start of the crash>Bought the META "dip" even though I don't care for the company's "innovations"I am so fucking bad at playing the MAG7 compared to other shit
Fear just went to single digits
There are a lot of bulls who need to be punished.
>>61361278Bottom signalTHE V IS HERE
Other SNDKBro, I hope you're okay
>>61361295alhamdullilah
My one regret is buying my puts on tuesday and not wednesday
Fucking hell. RATE CUTS NOW
Is it just me or does anyone else feel a crash is setting up? Maybe not today, but it's eerie.
damn is this day going to be worse than 10/10? What a fucked up market doing whatever it wants
>>61361302EXIT ALL MARKETSPULL OUTEXIT ALL MARKETSPULL OUThttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W5Z-d1Zx02o
Don't look at UUUU right now
>NVDA IV almost back to yesterday's %lol
Shorting the shit out of the NIKKEI
>>61361337JUST
I'm calling it, we're going to see circuit breakers tomorrow, global liquidity crisis by next week, and an emergency rate cut to 0 before the end of the month. The jig is up.
>>61361065What happened to SPXU? It was 13.50 not even two days ago and now it's trading at 55. The market didn't crash that fucking badly so wtf?
this price action reminds me of the time archegos blew up, somebody huge got caught with their pants down and now the whole system is unwinding
I hope you learned today this is why you dont do anything when the VIX is this high. Because you can raped instantly
>>61361211WHONAME NOW
>>61361337>about to hit -50% from the topzased
i'm back to 3 figure hell
>>61361341BLACK FRIDAY COMES EARLY THIS YEAR BOYS
>>61361313Fear and greed is busted because it relies heavily on breadth.Market has been extremely skewed towards megacaps so breadth has been awful despite indexes going up, creating an artificially high fear rating.Indexes could go down a lot and the fear guage wouldn't go down much more.
>Invest $35 >lost $5Its hell
I know that as soon as I sell it will VSo I'll hold to zero
Getting UGLY out there, save the women and children
when did you realize all this shit was a scam?
>>61361372No man has ever suffered like thisI'm truly sorry anon
There's people in this thread who thought nvidia would be up 7% today
>>61361313Time to greed
HELLOOHOOOOOOOOOO IT'S OK WE CAN STOP
jfc just give me a bottom at least
>>61361381FIVETRILLIONDOLLARS
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA KEEP GOING IM SO CLOSE!!!!
heh heh the day some of you tards see your first waterfall slide on the daily is going to be comedy genius.
>>61361372>receive FREE $60 worth of stocks at the start of november>they are worth 50$ now>to sell them you pay 5$ commission feesbetter than nothing, goys
Crazy how people got psyopped by senile Biden. Now there's delusional Trump but everyone else in the administration is a retarded Fox News anti-vaxxer instead of competent Jews lmfao.
>>61361387No wait until negative digits to commence the slurp
>>61361381I knew it was a scam before I started trading. Just like how you know the casino is rigged before going to the casino.
What the hell is happening?
>>61361350
Abandon ship, 1987 crash imminent !!!
>>61361411The end.
Buy now
The market didn't dieIT WAS KILLED
>>61361411cash gang is kicking everybody's ass
>Selling now and missing the santa rally
PLUNGE PROTECTION TEAMDEPLOY THE V
bought calls again and i'm keeping them till close
>>61361411Black Thursday.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Qp_SrTgBBs
>>61361420Bye
>>61361414Why are we humanizing finance though? It's literally a field for devils.
My body is getting rock hard from my eggs and peanuts diet, financially speaking
WHAT I THINK IS FUNNY IS EVERYONES FREAKING OUT ABOUT A LIL SIDEWAYS CHOP IN MARKETSYOU DO REALIZE BIG MONEY HAS TO ADJUST POSITIONING POST NVIDIA EARNINGS RIGHT? AND WHEN NVIDIA MOVES THE MARKET MOVES BECAUSE OF CONCENTRATIONYES INDICIES MOVE LIKE SHITCOINS BUT ITS REALLY NOT THAT BIG OF A DEAL, JUST BUY THE DIP
I told you a 3% beat was not nearly enough and all the bulls laughed at meWell who's laughing now?
>>61361453aren't both of those bad for you
Cut this market into pieces
I'm going to have a laugh if this Vs
>>61361432>>61361420i think they're going to take their opportunity to drive this into the fucking dirt
>>61361414Does she publish nigger porn?
>>61360788If companies shove around the same old 100b wad of cash and call it earnings, and we are talking about this, where is the problem? It's not a surprise anymore. People can look at their earnings and say "oh, so it was due to these commitments. Cool beans. I'll price that in."So again, can you tell me where the issue lies? Like are the chips not real or what
>>61361460Did you short?
>>61361460I'm still laughing
>>61361460I am at myself. I'll probably end the year in line with the shit&piss so whatever
>>61361473It's a reverse V tho. The "V" you are talking about was during after market. That one is over.
>check markets after a three hour meeting block this morning>QQQ suddenly down $25what the FUCK happened?
>>61361474there will always be dead cat bounces
Burry must feel really stupid RN for that meltie yesterday
They took out Tuesdays low so that's a lot of ded stops. You need a bounce here or this is going to be fucking grim kekkk
>>61361460I'm laughing. I dont' care if it goes down. I'm going to sell in 25+ years or so when I can retire early. If I'll be unlucky I'll just retire at 70 like all the poorfags
bottom is in
im literally psychic and i am telling you NVDA closes above 190 today
BLACK FRIDAY OR MONDAY?
>>61361493Or smart
I dont understand lol
>>61361466You have no idea how rich you would get from ignoring the people who said things were bad for you. It takes a bit of a psychotic mind to leave the comfort of average people who are otherwise nice people.
Plunge protectiin team wont let this slide
This is all just a bad dream. I'm taking another nap
>>61361509Well I'm the GAMB anon and I'm always wrong, I say NVDA closes at $184.89.
>>61361065Man I love it when the markets are effectively being lead by the blind.
I lent my father some money from my portfolio so he wouldn't have to turn to a bank to buy a new car. I was afraid I would be missing out but turns out things played out quite well.
>>61361486There's ben plenty of Vs and reverse Vs, it's all nothing but Vs
>>61361545Based
NIGGER
>sold 668p first dump>For a tenth of their current value
>>61361503Yes, it's completely ununderstable to me why investors act like they are options traders who are on a clock.
>>61361476>>61361493I don't understand why he took the schizo technical GAAP fraud angle instead of the obvious one. If AI is real then its an obvious buy, if it isn't then its a generational bubble. The selling is obviously driven by the latter, if there isn't a return in sight then the spending dries up and its a wrap.
Im holdin till 0
nvidia is closing at 0 dollars screenshot this
a lot of silicon valley nvidia holders are waking up to a nuclear blast site detonation...
>>61361545You can write your own notes to people just like a bank. You better do your DD tho
a stock like PINS.an app I use almost everydayy as some of you might have noticed. Website getting better and better over time. It's a great AI playUsers going up, user revenue too, 8 P/E ratio right before a rate cutit is still at it's IPO price from early 2019how the fuck is this a bubblehow the fuck would you even be able to pick the only stock that is not going up in a bubble but this is another topic
>>61361545how big is your account?
>>61361477I didn't short enough. But it was good that I trimmed my longs, increased my cash and shorted at least a little bit.Everything is dumping, gold, oil, bitcoin, tech, dividend stocks.The only thing that's up is Walmart.
> predicted the stock price decline> but didn't think it would go down far enough to threaten a $180 short put> all my call shorts now being balanced out by -250% short put for 180 whelp ...
Bought/sold a SPY daily put for 130% gain, it's worth 950% now, fuck my stupid chungus lifebetter luck next time right haha
I wish I understood market movements. Personally, I think AI is a massive bubble and everything is overvalued, but there were obviously lots of people who pumped the premarket based on Nvidia's earnings, so what happened to them. If they were bullish, what changed? If they weren't, why did they buy?
i'm a fan of the scam world price mechanics but normies are going to stay out of the market if this kind of shit continues
can someone find the brake pedal?
-3.5% delta on a day where earnings pumped the market is kinda insane when you think about it
>>61361130It only beat expectations by 3%, that's fuck all in this fake and gay market who wants 50% at minimum or they dump.
>>61361597small, i had to liquidate most of it
One anon said yesterday that today it will dump hard. When I saw what Bitcoin was doing in the morning I started to believe him and held my shorts.
>>61361619>but there were obviously lots of people who pumped the premarketthose are retards. insitutional investors trade from 9:30-4pm, and those are the market movers
Is the stock market finally over? Am I finally free to walk outside and milk cows or whatever normies do.
DOW swings down 1,000 points off the highs
>>61361619IF YOU MANAGE RISK CORRECTLY ITS HARD TO CAPITALIZE ON BIG MARKET MOVES LIKE THISSURE I COULDVE LEFT MY 0DTE PUTS ON BUT ALL IT TAKES IS ONE GREEN CANDLE TO WRECK THE GAINSYOU NEED TO GIVE UP ON UNDERSTANDING MARKET MOVEMENTS, CARING IF ITS UP OR DOWN, AND JUST TRADING WHATS IN FRONT OF YOUIT LITERALLY DOESNT MATTER IF THE MARKET DROPS 5% TODAY, TRADE SHORT TIMEFRAMESSOME OF MY TRADES IN IN AND OUT OF A POSITION IN 20 SECONDS WITH A SMALL GAINBUT THATS HOW YOU HAVE TO PLAY 2 SIDED MARKETS LIKE THIS
>>61361615i misjudged how far down the markets would go a few days ago. missed out on 3k in one day with weeklies.
This is what panic looks like
>>61361619Same, I'm too poor to understand. The violent rugging happened across the board at the exact same time, even in esoteric European companies that don't have anything to do with le AI.
That's it, I'm sticking to bonds from now on.
>>61359113Im back fagsI did have to cross the spread which was GAY, but it was surprisingly only 5 bucks 1.65/1.70 worked the order down through just in case any HFT boys wanted to hit my assk, but I had to pay the MM instead, fine by me after being worried about double rape last night with /NQ up almost 2%Some retailer said IMSR was the play so I have a position down 33% with a spread of mostly commodity ETFs and VYM (van. hi div) all my other crypto growth stonks were sold off a week or 2 ago, but it's looking like this acct is sitting 50% cash now that my SQQQ calls are closed (I think + around 30% too) ~$2k today alone at leastmaybe just sitting in cash for a bit is a good idea, I wish I had the ability to get into futures on this acct. I've got about 66% cash in another acct, thinking of getting back into /ZB calls (with a bit more time horizon, got totally raped on some that are expiring tomorrow, but sold for 1/64th x100 yday)The play there is to have some short rate (long bond) gamma when shit really looks dire and the Fed man comes in to save the day since they have a little wiggle room now. VIX is finally getting up there (but still <30...) it might be soon
I'm done. No more timing the market. I'm not touching those down syndrome tier retarded assets in a fucking year, they can drop all they want for all I fucking care. Oh, oh whats that? wHATS that? BYD is PLUMMETING ONCE MORE?! oKAY!!! I dont care!!!! I can wait for three fucking decades until you stop being retarded, I dont care how mych time do you take to realize grinding chineses through car industry machinery is not a solid business plaN! FINE keep dying and redding all fucking weeks forever I will wait and in the heat death of the universe when there's no more room to fucking fall down you'll realize there's a way up!!!!
>>61361619"People" don't move the markets. Bots do.
-ACK
Every time I check Fear & Greed today it's another point lower
>>61361615YOU CANT THINK IN TERMS OF THAT, FOCUS ON WINNING PROFITABLE TRADESI HAVE A 95% WIN RATE ON ALL OF MY TRADES THE LAST 10 DAYS BECAUSE THE MARKET HAS BEEN CHOPPY AND I DONT STICK AROUND FOR VERY LONG READ MY LAST POST >>61361656ALSO FOR CONTEXT MY ACCOUNT IS ONLY UP 6% TODAY BUT IVE BEEN STACKING UP 3-10% DAYS FOR OVER A WEEK SINCE THE VIX WENT BACK UPMEANWHILE RETARDS WHO GET MARRIED TO POSITIONS JUST GET CHOPPED AROUND AND GET THETA DECAYED
As long as you're invested in good companies at fair prices, you should be fine...
Holy shit what's happeninggggg
feels good not being poor/brown
>>61361583heh, i'll be lucky if i ever earn as much as he does. by the end of his career. the worst that could ever happen to me is inherting that car
>>61361680can it go into negative numbers? this shit feels scarier than the april tariffs on literally no news.
V starts now. Green by EOD.
The economy is shit. People are struggling to find gainful employment and are giving up on owning a house. Meanwhile corporations are passing money around shoving AI down everyone's throat while not shutting up about how it's gonna rape the average person out of what little power they have left in the economy. And of course you have the retard in chief deliberately withholding employment data and rate cuts seeming increasingly unlikely. How is any of this surprising to people? Stocks are not supposed to be this risky, when they're this risky investors pull out.
how do I long whatever this is?
>>61361707you think soi've been trying to time this shit and it keeps going lowermaybe... NOW!
>>61361707rejected
>>61361680>AAAAAHHHH NOTHING IS HAPPENING I'M GOING CRAZY AAAAAIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>61361547Life is nothing but V's, ve chase:VolatilityVolumeVirginsVaginasVriendsVamily
rug officially pulled
>>61361707WRONG RETARDGET MARRIED TO THAT POSITION AND WATCH YOU GET ANNIHILATEDIF YOU BUY ATM CALLS RIGHT NOW YOU NEED THE MARKET TO MOVE UP LIKE 4 BUCKS BY EOD JUST TO BREAK EVEN ARE YOU GONNA REALLY BET ON THAT?HOWEVER YOU CAN DEFINITELY MAKE MONEY ON CALLS BY BEING IN AND OUT QUICKLY
>>61361701Corrections happen. It was a crazy bull run all summer. Only people losing money are the niggers who bought at the top
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_AWaLz2WlPIAIEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
anybody have a link to the "Buddy! look at apple computer!" video?
>>61361715>Stocks are not supposed to be this risky
>>61361717shes a strong womendon't need no man (and by extension: family)good for her
>>61361693That sounds like a good relationship. I wasn’t saying make a note for family which is whacko but other people in general. I rarely regret donating or buying stuff instead of just having more to speculate
holy shit people are dumping nvidia hard
>>61361715Get fucked, hoping for a lot of suffering in the future
>>61361669We fucking told you again, and again, and fucking again to NOT buy chink companies that are used as a weapon by the CCP. They're there to destabilize the west, undercut competition, even if they have to run at a complete loss. Those companies do NOT have the well being of investors in mind. Much less so the foreign investors.We fucking told you. Listen to what your senpais are saying.t. ex-BABA pidgin
I taste shit to introduce healthy bacteria into my gut biome.
>>61361615>>61361657how long do you think it'll take to recover
thank you jensen huang
Spy has moved almost 3% intraday that is crazy work. I feel like the bottom won't be until the 640 range
I just took a shit and there's blood in it what the fuck do i do??
>>61361769Buy when there's blood in the stool.
>>61361769stop drinking hawaiian punch
>>61361753>>61361769Literal bottom signal
>it keeps digginglmaoWhere are the bullfags? DiP oF a GeNeRAtIon§!!1/!!§
>>61361769call your doctor and get a colonoscopy
>>61361216Jobs aren’t as bad as you think, it’s mainly black unemployment that’s dragging the average down like an anchor.
>>61361717Wheres her white kids?
the big guys have pumped nvidia enough. now, they're dumping it on retail and leaving them with silly-looking bags.
>SP down 1%>everyone freaking outYou are all women or children.
>>61361730AWOOOOOOOOOhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2wy-W-pYlds
>be me le cruising the Chans>two hours Teams meeting>come back>3% downward swingIncredible
>>61361769short UNH
It will hit -1.50% marking todays low and pump to -1% at close
>>61361752I named that one just as an example, all my fucking investments in the west are performing like that or worse. My only safe investment right now is gold and even that is doing like shit.
>>61361667aight, 50 contracts @ 22/64 /ZB expiring 1/23/26 which takes up about half my dry powder in that acct
>>61361788most women don't want kids. they're fine on their own anon, don't be sexist.
>>61361798the market is only up 12% ytd. i NEEDED MORE
Is it okay to hold TQQQ long term?Like buy it and forget about it for 10-20 years
>>61361798It was up 1.8% earlier. So basically down 3%
Buy the dip
>>61361739I dont think i would lend other people money. Used to work with my brother installing solar panels and people would often go to him asking for money and he would provide even though i told him to quit being a retard and that he was old enough to know better, he would then spend years tracking them down to get his shit back. The fact that they never bothered asking me for money just confirmed that people just take you for granted
UH WTF IS HAPPENING TO MY PORTFOLIO????
>>61361786Im not saying any specific report is bad enough to put the nail in the coffin, but rather that both good and bad jobs reports have now caused market dumps
>>61361836
>>61361788homeless
>me putting on the makeupThank you Trump
>NVDA down 12% from ATH>Palantir down 25% from ATH
>>61361839Okay Futabobo, I'll suck your cock. Just this once
>>61361752the west needs to be destabilized in order to stabilize. im all in on big chink
>>61361851STOCKS GO UP STOCKS GO DOWN RETARD
>>61361788sorry, wrong chart. this is the one. yeah, women don't want kids. they prefer to have niggers take care of them like >>61361717 in old age. And good on em, so strong and independent.
>bill moving forward to prevent senators from tradingOh
>>61361864But the economy can't afford stocks going down right now...
>>61361851nancy pelosi must have cashed out
>>61361836Define the '''''''''''''dip''''''''''' (strict here, WHAT IS IT ANON) and explain why it can't '''''''''''''''''''''''dip'''''''''''''''''' lower and where you will get out if the '''''''''''''''''''dip'''''''''''''''''' is not actually what you say it is.
>>61361877
>>61361856I don't think you understand what I'm saying. Reread my post, carefully, one word at a time.If you believe what you're saying, and I'm not refuting this, then don't buy chink stonks as they will go scorched earth to put a dent on the west, just short the west.
Bottom found. Buy now.
>>61361851>ScamWeave -60% from ATH
bottom????
>>61361877no I get that. I'm the only one my age that I know that has kids. this is why I want to invest in it. what I need to know is how can I profit off roastie daycare once their days at HR daycare are over?
>>61361832I think that would be a fun experiment, just might get raped if there's any extended period where there's compounding negative days since it's daily %if u need to know what compounding is with LETFs: https://leverageshares.com/us/insights/daily-rebalancing-compounding-impact-on-leveraged-etfs/if u wanna go quant mode: https://arxiv.org/html/2504.20116v1
>>61361130it dumped because jensen's wife got angry at him for signing tits at the earnings announcement
>>61361889so they're throwing us live grenades and daring us to catch?
What in the fuck happened today. I was up almost 3% now down a 1% nice massive swing in indexes
This has been the last 3 weeks. First 2-3 days it’s a bit green then to finish the trading week it continues dumping. Also I’m colder on AI now, unless I’m using it to teach me something I’m not using it. I used it a good deal when I was studying and now that I’m not I might use it a few times a week. Image generation is fucking awful and all AI “art” is all soulless dog shit. Sci-fi nerds think we’re actually going to ascend and be in terminator or it’s going to solve everything.
>>61361888It's ogre
>>61361832Absolutely not.levered ETFs are not some magical free leverage instrument, they take the cost of leverage out of the ticker via rebalancing.
>>61361586Anon, I don't fucking get it either. My broker says PINS has no debt and around a billion of cash and equivalents. Revenue is growing too, but I've burned myself previously with stocks such as these.
I knew they couldn’t keep her down.Bitcoin is RESILIENT as hell!
And the thing is the yen hasn't unwinded yet.
a lot of shorts are gonna get liquidated with this big green dildo that's coming
>>61361918THIS IS THE TRUE SOURCE OF AUTISM NOT TYLENOLIT SHOULD BE ILLEGAL TO BREED IF EITHER PARENT IS OVER THE AGE OF 25
>>61361939You forget that we're in a Chinese century where green means red
>>61361851If a company's receivables have been booked, suspiciously enough to give it a double beat, but the inventories are building rapidly and operating cashflow is down, does this indicate such a company going to be able to collect those receivables?
>>61361903i bought....please go up now
>shorted yesterday before earnings>closed short in the morning at a loss>market dumps in the afternoonBruno 4real real sussin???
>YOUR BAGS DON'T FALL, THEY CRASH AROUND ME
Hello I need to go pick up some food, please watch the market for me.
>>61361963can you get me some onion rings?
>>61361888difficult to justify kids if you're stuck in an walkable city situation with your 1 bedroom apartment that costs 2000 dollars per month and an upgrade to a duplex or house is minimum 400K and also you don't even make 6 figures in salary and your government keeps importing the third world who keep demand on housing ridiculously high and flood all the entry level jobs so new college grads are up against that in addition to their college grad peers entering the work force so the outlook is people have autism kids in their 40s or none at all or having them in their 20s anyway and relying on the government to keep them hovering at poverty line this is all very healthy and beneficial to society
>>61361924Lower than it was at this point last year. This cycle is over and it's bear season. Sell now and begin buying back when it's under 40k.
would now be a good time to start DCA'ing?
>>61361963>ID color
>>61361982DCA'ing into BOXX, yes
>bought calls @ $183did I caughted the knife?
>>61361977well saidwhen does the political violence start?
>>61361918When the population gets reduced to a 20% the status quo becomes impossible to get maintained and collapses spectacularly. That means no officers of the law, no higher education, no more hospitals, etc. At that point the sheer need of survival takes over and kids become an investment towards physical labor instead of a net loss of money that takes 25 years to start producing revenue. Hundreds of millions of oldies are going to be left behind and die of starvation deep on their own crapped up rotting diapers as no young people will be left to care for them though. So don't fret about it, humanity will correct it's course in less than 200 years. In the meantime invest heavily and long term into anything related to elder care.
>>61361985>what it feels like to drive a 2007 nissan altima
Green friday as usual after this or is it gonna keep trending down?
>>61361982Nope all quantum shit needs to finish crashing and nvidia will fall then you buy back in when its despair, probably sometime next year
> V - M A C H I N E> P O W E R> O N
>>61361941True fact. My parents were both 27 when they had me, and I'm only slightly autistic. 25 or lower would have been optimal.
announce december rate cuts in 5..4...3...
>TSLA is greenElon can't be stopped
at this point I just want another -10% because why not. I dont care anymore
>>61362019not gonna happen buddy
>>61361994Thanks, I'll invest in robotics then. No, I don't want TSLA memescam. Gimme so nice Japanese Waifubots tickers.
I'm v-ing so hard right now
>>61361547>>61361726>>61361707>>61362010V gang rise up
>>61362026The FED basically has to cut rates in December and when they do we will have an unprecedented Santa Rally because of all the bullshit MMs have done leading up to it
>>61362038Chat is this real,?
generational bottom CONFIRMED
V MODE ACTIVATE
How are we feeling about YUMC? Got potential?
>>61362023I'm starting to like taking a -10% hit every 2 days because it's really not that bad, each hit is less and less money
BUY BUY BUY! it was too big to fail the whole time!
>>61362019>EARLY ACCESS INTEL DROPcertainly has occurred around 12:50
>>61362048heres hoping for 20% down by jan 1st
>>61362046>The FED basically has to
>>61361918People basically stopped fucking after COVID. Nobody even shakes hands or gives daps anymore.
>>61362042>>61362042
> every bot waited for the 2hr RSI to hit 30 before hitting the buy switch
>>61362027Automation is the other thing that logically should make sense to invest into long term, yeah. However every time I put money and trust into something I ruin it and it turns into shit so maybe don't trust too much my advice as I am an utter failure of a human being. Good luck with your money though.
>>61361918imagine being a y2k babyyou basically missed out on anything good this country ever had to offer
>>61362067Bruh, it started way before covid. Covid didn't even make the trend go worse or better, it changed nothing.
>>61361717Fucking hell, I'm gonna have to personally take care of my parents until they die, aren't I? Can't let that webm happen to them. My grandmother was in one of the most expensive care homes in Boston (only possible because she was rich, that moneys gone) and it was still a piece of shit. They need to come up with robots or something because this won't work.
>>61362067I think it was when those girlboss and "my day at google" videos started to appear. Females just found that lifestyle more interesting than giving birth. Birthing has been outsourced to the third world, like other kinds of physical labour.
a cheeky ~band in 8 minutes 0dte spx
>>61361920Yeah you'd go broke making this kind of returns
ok whos making a sexy kangaroo for the current market please
>>61362103Even in third world shitholes the natality is going to shit real fast real quick, even assuming nothing bad comes out of importing infinite browns and blacks, the countries will run out of those in just a couple generations. My country is a sinkhole for latin americans and all their countries have 1 to 1.5 birth rates, the moment they close the borders because they genuinely can't afford to lose more people the fun starts.
>>61361985HOW THE FUCK DO THEY JUST LET ORANGUTAN APES JUST FLY PLANES THATS CRAZY
TOTAL MOMO DESTRUCTION IS HERE. LOSER LOSERS LOSERS!! KEEP HOLDOING BAGS FOR 5 YEARS, INFLATION IS GOING TO DESTROY YOU NON YIELD TAKING FAGGOTS. LETS FUCKING GO OKLO TO 20 BY JAN 30!GROWTH STOCKS ARE FOR IDIOTS
>>61361851Hello I am a full-time NVDA/PLTR shareholder, and although I may be an absolute genius with the toppest tier of IQ, I am having kind of a slightly hard day today. I am elite human capital, and I am once again requesting a government bail out for the two best companies on Earth. If the line doesn't go back up to my original purchase price, America will surely perish. Thank you for your attention on this extremely important matter
>he actually fell for that dead cat bounce
Stupid question, but where does the money go when everything is down? Stocks down, gold down, btc down, dxy flat. Is it to bonds? I see the yields are down today, but honestly bonds make no sense to me don't try to explain I'll never understand them. But is it bonds? Where does the money GO?
>>61361918>US has been in decline since the 2008 crash
