it's over edition>Some helpful links to numb the painhttps://findahelpline.com/https://www.nvidia.com/refunds/https://www.whitehouse.gov/refundshttps://jlingz.com/>Jobs when it inevitably collapseshttps://jobs.mcdonalds.com/>Educational sites:https://www.investopedia.comhttps://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain>Financial TV Streams:https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.htmlhttps://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/>Charts:https://www.tradingview.comhttps://www.finscreener.comhttps://www.portfoliovisualizer.com>Screeners: so you feel like in the movieshttps://finviz.com/https://etfdb.com/>Gambling:https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.comhttps://optionstrat.com/https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices>Pre-Market and Live data:https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futureshttps://finance.yahoo.com/>Calendarshttps://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendarhttps://www.earningswhispers.com/calendarhttps://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.htmlhttps://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits>Boomer Investing 101: so zoomers with meme stocks can outperform youhttps://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_startedhttps://www.sec.gov/search-filings>Misc smg:https://www.financialjuice.com/homehttps://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickershttps://market24hclock.com/https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculatorhttps://brokerchooser.com/https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-ratesPreviously on /smg/>>61363177
MARKET SELL-OFF>The Nasdaq 100 declined 2.4%. Nvidia erased a more than 5% gain. The VIX, Wall Street's carefully followed index of stock volatility, surpassed 26. The increased volatility occurred immediately before the expiration of an estimated $3.1 trillion in notional options on Friday.
WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
We back to scalping. No holding
how do I short the female gender
Told ya to buy the Tardenyol. Nope! Had to fall for the AI jew's BS. Now, you're fucked. Next time, listen to your friends on 4chan.
No one can afford a house. Housing bubble pops. Everyone is replaced by AI. Offices are converted into apartments. Real estate goes all the way down to zero.
I'm so fucking assfucked by fucking $ASTS
>OpenAI and the the U.S. government to sign a 3 year deal estimated at 950 billion dollars to replace the department of education with AI.
170 points swing in shit n piss and i got 2 points of out of on my 6755 call for 1% gaincan i get my deserved 200-300% gain and live my life again already
nvda eating shit after hours
Can someone explain the JPY to me? I don't understand while it's still dumping, not only right now even though it usually gains when the market dump, but in general. From what I gather, there is a huge shift right now unseen since the 90's, where Japan/Japan's funds are now stopping throwing free money to the rest of the world to buy foreign bonds and shit, and instead they're bringing that money back home. On top of this, the BoJ also intends to raise its rates.Those two (huge) events should make the JPY gain value, instead it's dropping. Why?I'm not complaining, I like to buy figgies and travel there like every 2 or 3 years, but still. Pic I took of my latest buy.
You guys can make fun of NVDA and the AI bubble all you want, but we'll see who's laughing just a few years down the road when I've got Nvidia GPU-powered AI VR porn on demand>Hey Siri, princess diaries era Anne Hathaway, she's wearing the latex Catwoman suit from Batman Returns>She's just farted so hard that she's blown a huge hole in the seat of her pants, and she's asked me to inspect her butthole
>>61364169Greener pastures are always elsewhere
Thanks for the dump today mutts, my shorts were bussin
My mom spends $200/mo. to watch literal negroids hoot on MSNBC all day
I guess Peter Thiel knew something was up.
Which big company is going to be the first to come out and say "you know what, we tried out these gay chatbots and they really didn't help our productivity that much"
>>61364186should tell her to watch asmongold if she wants to know what to think about hot political topics, tell her he's handsome
and just like that we will never be that high ever again
>>61364131PACS up 55% today from earningsthis chart is so shieeeeeeeeeeeeeeet
>>61364177Based. Invest in what you support.
>>61364201There are numerous studies that already explicitly say as much but no one cares.
>>61364201apple literally already did and now they ended up paying big bucks for gemini 3 because they are behind and scared to FOMO in.Imagine apple LLMs if steve was still alive. This shit would be the bomb
>>61364177>SiriFunny how Apple became an AI laggard when they were one of the first to the table.
Sell all bitcoins
>>61364156>it's realWHAT THE NIGGER?TRUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUMP!!!
What the fuck happened today
>>61364177Sounds like you'll be quite a productive gentleman at that point, very much able to afford that service using massive amounts of energy in a hellscape of no jobs
Bitcoin recovering beautifully.
>>61364232
>>61364183I am 100% invested and my "emergency fund" consists of a 3 figure sum.
>>61364222But Apple unironically dodged a bullet. Apple. Fucking Apple. If the one company that takes any turd and find ways to turn it into money printers couldn't find a wait to actually make LLMs profitable, then you know it's fucking grim.
>>61364232People are just nervous about high tech valuations and rate cuts not happening.
That's it, I'm starting monthly DCA into BTC and ETH split evenly. In 10 years I may be able to buy a used car with 200k miles! On a more serious note, BUY DICKS SPORTINGS GOODS
>>61364232We just need to 5 billion dollars to Israel and everything will be fine
cash kings.... how are we feeling rn????
>margin called
Do these crashes ever matter? It just pumps back again.
>>61364268If your time horizon is long enough, no, not really. Keep investing.
>>61364241So nothing? Time to slurp?
>>61364243Okay it is over
>>61364100Death to AmericaBomb AmericaBomb the federal reserveKill politiciansKill CEOEND CAPITALISMFREE THE PEOPLE
>>61364246I mean kind of yes, kind of no.steve would make it work by taking all the wagie scientists, lowballing them and then whipping them until they produced the best personal assistant AI embedded into macos.but right now as apple is becoming more boring and boring there arent that many places besides siri where they could actually utilize itGoogle, amazon and microsoft on the other hand already deliver a lot of cloud and computational stuff so its only logical they do AI too.apple just doesnt really have any enterprise clients in the sense the ones i mentioned do
>>61364279The 80 year bull run of American hegemony is about to expire.
It's bobinas world, we just live in it
>>61364301oh my
how can i get chinese legal residency?
>>61364268not especially
>>61364241Watch things dump when the fed actually keeps rates at the current level
>>61364308become a spy for the CCP, I guess. You might even get to fuck hot state-provided bitches in chinese dresses
>>61364301my market forces cannot be this cute
What's it like to fuck a hooker?
>>61364268Nah. It was a good decision to buy every big drop including the crashes going back the entire history of the market.
>soxl still dropping
>>61364326she is a wet wipe away from looking like an anorexic man
>>61364201>>61364221the evidence is actually clear that it does and if you use your brain for 2 seconds you can extrapolate more. every transportation job will be replaced, then every customer service job, accounting, then engineers, robotics will replace blue collar work... it keeps getting better and there is a massive runway for improvement just by building more chips, and another by digitizing more information. ai bearishness is the fool's position. it's the greatest achievement of mankind and the most important breakthrough in the history of civilization.
i only have 20k in cash and the tax bill is dueI am so over-invested in this dogshit stock market
>>61364340Corporations are too big to fail and the government will just bail out all the important shit so it really doesn't matter how bad it crashes. We act like history will repeat itself but we live in unprecedented times where the rules don't apply anymore. Who's going to enforce them?
so burry is alleging OpenAI is at the center of a huge amount of fraudOpenAI is audited by Deloitte, who played a part in the great financial crisis by failing to properly assess mortgage-backed securities
Why is everything dumping? Wasn't NVIDA suppose to be the bull signal?
>>61364378AI can't be monetized.
>>61364378The investies want free money and the fed is showing reluctance on cutting rates
>>61364365LLMs are not capable of any of that. There has been no significant advancement in AGI or robotics, it is still decades away if it's even possible.
>>61364378there was this thing called the holocaust and now we live in a world where every asoect of life, especially the stock market, is as fake and jewish as possible.
was this the signal to sell everything?https://www.reuters.com/business/media-telecom/peter-thiels-fund-offloaded-nvidia-stake-third-quarter-filing-shows-2025-11-17/
>>61364232The Fed was hawkish about a December rate cut today. You could see the indices dump in real time with the Fed talk.
>>61364374LETSFUCKINGGO
>>61364387llm's aren't the only thing you can do with machine learning. self-driving cars and fighter jets don't use llm's. big sleep isn't an llm. biotechs are using machine learning for drug discovery. there is so much more going on than chatgpt
>>61364365>bull scenario is a complete end of capitalism yeah time to fucking sell
haha what a bad day to full port SPY calls expiring Friday. Would be a shame for anyone who did that haha.
>>61364416buy equity or buy kneepads. labor is on the it's last legs.
>>61364426anon, the AI development you're describing is so hardcore that money will be worthless. Oh you own shares in nvidia? Cool, the government just took over the entire economy and the AI runs it now. You own nothing. Congrats.
From 140k to 60k in three weeks. Anyone ever have a worse run?
>>61364414Machine learning and computer vision have been used in the industry for decades. What recent breakthrough has there been in those fields?
>>61364106>The increased volatility occurred immediately before the expiration of an estimated $3.1 trillion in notional options on Friday.That's a lot of people doing short term bets on nvda!
>>61364439ya. a better world is coming where wisdom and creativity and beauty will be valued more than productivity. there will always be a market for something until we reach post-scarcity and agi, and line will go up until we finally do.
>>61364177Anon, I have that right now, you just have to type into the search bar on the nexus and sexlab instead of talking.
rate cuts are rare, but its totally a problem now for some reason but never the other times
Why are people dooming out? I assume its ppl on options who got fucked both ways, kek.
>>61364387>no advancement in roboticsyou know that thanks to CV and RL models the cars are literally driving themselves edge computing models are now utilized on boards of tiny quadcopters and are so efficient noone would ever dream of having such good performance on chips that run on lipo batteries a few years back>LLMs cantand 3 years ago noone even thought that it would even be possible to have a general purpose model good enough to be human level conversational. Also the truth is that even without AGI we are only beginning to tap into the potential of the models that already exist.every major tech field had a breakthrough in efficiency thanks to AI. its just the normie mind that has to reduce everything to going to openai website and asking GPT 5 to generate a seahorse emoji and then smugly declaring that LLMs are retarded.
I'm fucking retarded, I'm trying to find the distribution of NASDAQ close percentages with a resolution of 0,5% the last 20 years, but there seems to be nothing available online. LLM can't compute it either . Commence the crash
>>61364456i named them in my post, or you think automating visual arts transportation military strategy cybersecurity and biology aren't big deals?
i don't get it, weren't you guys popping confetti yesterday after nvidia posted their results?
>woke up>I pissed myselfBased nvidia
>>61364490>LLM can't compute it either.to the surprise of no one that actually had to use them
>>61364481I live way too frugally and basically never spend anything on myself, so seeing my portfolio dump by 5% in a single day feels very fucking bad.It's a habit I should stop I guess. The whole system will collapse in my lifetime anyway and then I'll be left with nothing.
>>61364466>there will always be a marketSure you can trade blowjobs with other people. The economy in general will to entirely automated if we get AI on par with human intelligence. There's literally no reason to have any person doing any kind of management. There's no reason to have a stock market. There's no reason to have workers. The government related market economy we have right now isn't in place because people in charge want to be nice, it simply is the most effective system around and excesses of the wealthy and powerful are tolerated because of the general surplus this system creates. AI management and AI labor doesn't need any of that. The rich will stop being rich just like the workers will stop being workers. That's your bull pitch? A literal fantasy utopia that literally every single powerful and wealthy person on the planet has a personal an vested interest in opposing?
>>61364484Gnon bless you anonit really grates me seeing those retards spout off in the face of the eschaton, but at the same time I think I get it, maybe they're literally feeling the fear of their own extinction creeping up and it's their way of dealing with that very real approaching end of humanity
>>61364253> BUY DICKS SPORTINGS GOODSSpoonfeed me why, I built one of their locations once so I’m already emotionally a shareholder
>Sandisk -20%AHAHAHAHAHI hope none of you fags bought at the top
>>61364509ya. it's gonna be great. but in the meantime while we build it you'll probably wanna party and not scrub the dingy corners in the restroom that the robot overlooks. buy the nasdaq.
>>61364484>cars are literally driving themselvesThey're not, and they won't be any time soon. But self-driving cars are a joke compared to mass-production of robots capable of fine motor control. Current cutting-edge robots can still barely walk without tripping over.>3 years ago noone even thought that it would even be possible to have a general purpose model good enough to be human level conversational.That's a straight up lie, and the fact of the matter is that they're still not really capable of having conversation. Their thought and creativity are too limited, their context too small, the illusion is inevitably shattered by the sanitized drivel they spill out.>the truth is that even without AGI we are only beginning to tap into the potential of the models that already existHow can speculation possibly be the truth? Many people have good reason to believe most of the potential has already been extracted from LLMs.>every major tech field had a breakthrough in efficiency thanks to AIEvery single study disagrees with you.>its just the normie mind that has to reduce everything to going to openai website and asking GPT 5 to generate a seahorse emoji and then smugly declaring that LLMs are retardedNormies are people I hear rave about "AI" the most.
last time after a big drop, i sold and it immediately reversedthis time i held and it kept droppingliterally every thing i do is wrong
>>61364522What's happening to them? isn't flash memory going +150% these last few weeks?
>>61364522I bought at 273
>>61364528im the exact same
what do you call this pattern?
Don't worry guys, if the market falls enough, I'm sure Jerome will cut 25bps in December.
>>61364491Those are applications of the fields. What are the breakthroughs in the fundamentals of the fields themselves?
>>61364523Anon you don't understand the situation. People with actual power would murder millions of people than allow any of that to happen. They would bomb data centers, murder engineers, destroy power plants, cut ocean fiber optics, shoot missiles at satellites and nuke the fucking sun if they have to.
>>61364530maybe tariffs were responsible for the 150% increase, not customer demandwith the necessary increase in price for importing, customer demand went way downwith less customer demand while requiring a higher cost due to extra-market forces = less P/E = deserves a lower price to bring it closer to actual earningsidk tho
A new girl moved in next door when I got home. Her dad was helping her move in and I think he saw me checking her out. Financially speaking, how do I profit off this?
Kek I missed this the other day about HD>During an earnings call on Nov. 18, Home Depot CEO Ted Decker said that the company’s weak performance during the quarter was “primarily due to the lack of storms,” which impacted multiple areas of the business such as, plywood, roofing and power generation sales. Imagine having to rely on natural disasters to boost sales
>>61364522I remember some anon bought this a few days ago. I wonder if he is still here.
>>613645283.1 Trillion in open options that expire tomorrow. It will pop again on Monday.
>>61364551Might've been me. I capitulated at 219. Daytrading SOXS tomrorow
>>61364466>where wisdom and creativityWhy would that matter when in the theoretical future AI could outperform humans in that as well?
Come on guys! Buy the dip!
>>61364550>Imagine having to rely on home damage to boost sales of your home repair businessAre you retarded or just stupid?
>>61364530This shit was vertical for a while and the day even opened red.I'm guessing take profit day + long overdue correction + market dumping on the same killing all leveragefags
Why does it seem this crash is worse than Tariff crash?
>>61364540the breakthrough happened 70 years ago. it's called the perceptron. we're finally able to make use of it with the amount of compute we have, we're getting usable tools from it, and there is a massive runway for improvement from here. who knows what sort of tools quantum computing will yield, what sort of advancements we will make now that our research has been accelerated with this>>61364542no, they're actively financing it.
>>61364570>no, they're actively financing it.Yeah because they don't buy your bull pitch. They have a completely different one in mind.
>we are creating an AI god that will destroy human civilization so please buy our stock tickerI'll take the under on that bet thanks.
>>61364569Because during the tariffs crash, you had -6% drops on actual headlinesHere we have a -4.5% drops on no headlines other than maybe the bubble popping, which makes the uncertainty even worse
>>61364569Its faker and gayer
>>61364141…and what happens to everyone?
Little movement in after market. This is not a crash it's repositioning.
>>61364583we find meaning in our lives outside of making number go up. why isn't everyone excited about this?
>>61364587until there are cope posts like this we are going lower unfortunately
>>61364365growth of what? amount of fake job offers on linkedin?
>>61364548Offer to bang her and let him watch
NVDA retesting 165 this monthMaybe even this week!
>>61364570Yes, I'm familiar with neural networks. You're right that the volume of data and the compute to process it were the gamechangers during this recent rise of LLMs. Unfortunately, we've pretty much run out of data for the time being, and neither hardware nor energy can advance quickly enough to maintain the rate of progress LLMs have enjoyed up until now. There is clearly a need for a qualitative breakthrough, so where is it?>who knows what sort of tools quantum computing will yieldQuantum computing is not only insanely difficult to scale, to the point where you'd need several major breakthroughs in several fields for meaningful advancement, but even when it's finally at a usable scale it would have very specific usages, it would be better at specific things than traditional computing and far worse at others.
>>61364566Praying for seasonal hurricanes to boost your declining sales doesn't seem like a great strategy to me
>>61364588sounds kind of nice getting to live like a nigger
>>61364536the fed shouldn't cut rates to shore up the marketit should do so to create jobs/alleviate pressure on citizensunfortunately our government is committing sudoku and can't even deliver jobs reports
>>61364201Gemini 3 is insane. People to stop coping and realize how gigafucked we all are.
>>61364601What exactly do you think it is they're selling?
What should I schlurp monday?Eyeballing a rebound on PLTR and maybe a bit of INTC as a treat
>>61364149imagine investing in spacespace is faker than AI
>>61364588>why isn't everyone excited about this?I want to buy 300 dollar RTX 5090s and this is my rationalization cope.
>>61364609Insane how?
Great time to invest, still 6 points away from maximum market fear!
>>61364337its nastier than fucking a wet sock
>>61364502I suppose, since I am 7 fig fag I dont' really concentrate holdings. Index & chills really. Just like to focus on my business. SMG is just too funny not to read
>>61364426poetries
>>61364528They expect one of us in the wreckage brother.
>>61364518Honestly I don't know, why Dicks in particular. Apart from an industry wide decline and obviously the fact that the stock has the word dick
>>61364649i'm already in it
>>61364629Basically ass fucking every existing benchmark.
>>61364337They fuck like 10 guys a day and the experience is totally mundane for them.Unless you are unfuckable it's best to avoid, expensive habit that turns you into a worse person.
>>61364097Lesson learnt, no day trading, all in on Berkshire B and then I wait. All those retarded sperg businesses flailing around like toddlers, while my boy warren keeps pumping.
>>61364509AI beat a human at chess, but the AI human hybrid always whips the AI. When an AI beats a AI human hybrid, we can talk.
We are lover than september dump nowThis shit is going to 22k on the nasdaqI could not even exit DAMNIt
>>61364609I use LLMs on a daily basisGemini 3 is barely an improvement for productive work and the trajectory of the improvement it represents does not point to the creation of a magical machine god
I think it's time to watch the big short tonight bros.
>>61364670are you gonna hold after he croaks? or are you betting he'll afford enough andrenochrome until he can buy technological immortality
>>61364337worth it if you're a virgin just to learn that pussy is overrated
>>61364677You don't need a magical machine god to kick half the population off their workplace
how do I short pussy
so whats the plan tomorrow boys?0dte puts at open?
>>61364629It can handle college level physics 1 word problems, which sent grok into a tailspin.
>>61364565I'll buy the dip on monday after market closes because I get free commissions on that day. I hope it will dump hard tomorrow and monday as well.
>>61364587
>>61364097Why is the market dunking for no reason and how long until it recovers? February?
Can’t fucking wait to buy the dip tomorrow niggas. This is my chance to. Finally make it.Literally impossible for the market to go down haha
>>61364691sleep in and hope my 0dte SOXL calls are up when I wake upsell if they arecry and hold a worthless bag if they aren'tnot much else to do except wait for the Fed to start making rate cut noise, until then we chill and I probably wont be back here. It's been fun /smg/
I blame burryAAAAAAAAA
>market drops>deploy cash position and wait>tfw you are an investor and not a trader
Don't look now but SPY is still dropping in after hours
Buying calls for the first time in a long time tommorowHoping for declining volatility and a slow bleed
>>61364589Crash wouldn't stop. Will tomorrow crash? Idk. We'll see. But it's not actually triggered yet.
>>61364603i've been niggermaxxing for the past year and it's honestly liberating. no taxes, no responsibilities, not a single care in the world. $40k in debt right now and im never paying a cent back by the way
>>61364671The issue with chess is that there's limited amount of information and you have a long time to make the moves. The human can always look at the board state and understand it and take and give feedback. An actual AGI system playing "Global Economy" will be able to handle impossible amounts of data in real time. Even if one can't handle it all we can just create more instances of the AGI model to split up the work load exactly like we do with the actual economy right now by dividing up various tasks except the AGI have perfect trust and zero personal profit incentives so they can make all sorts of large scale decisions that humans never would. That's basically what the pitch is. That's what's "just around the corner totally just me bro please buy my graphics cards"
Powell going to cut rates in December.I’m assuming this is a fake out for the big players to get cheapies.
0.0000001% chance it will bounce off a third time
WE DIDN'T LISTEN
>>61364730>Powell going to cut rates in December.Source: your asshole
>>61364738WHY DID HE SHUT UP FOR A LITTLE LONGER I WAS ABOUT TO EXIT THE MARKET FUCK YOU FAGGOOOOOOOOT
i wanted to buy a new laptop...now i can't even get KFC for dinner
what if spy goes to 0 like literally 0. the whole us economy going to straight zero in a straight line. 2-3% drops every other day.
>>61364748
>>61364729I think those jobs are already automated. Regardless most jobs dont need speed like that. Of course that could change but for the time being more careers are like chess than automated trading.
>>61364751multiple companies stock buyback algorithms would make this scenario impossible
>>61364745Change your diaper
>>61364745Isn't he Trumps bitch now though?Also any word on the tarrifs at the supreme court?
>>61364761yeah but I dont know. judging by how things are going it might happen just to fuck (me personally) over
>>61364681My plan is to hold until his next birthday nears, then sell and keep that money in cash until he kicks the bucket, wait for the red storm to pass and re-invest in. I'm loyal, but not stupid.
>recalculating my total assets>may, once again, have less than I thoughtBut whyFucking where is my money going, beside the market crashing like a faggot
>>61364734so you're saying I have a chance?all in
>>61364762Stop talking to yourself, smelly schizo.
>>61364774It is extremely obvious to me now even if you live on like 50~ bucks a week and save all you can, waging 1000 bucks a week is nothing and can't make you rich especially when your money keeps disappearing. The only way to make it is to, somehow, buy the bottom of this next crash with 80k dollaroos and hope to buy the next nvidia.
>>61364097I'm 85% cash, but the other 15 percent is in SOXL 38.50, 36.00 33.00 where my buys. Finna buy at 30 AH, but perhaps ill Hold off. Expecting to sell at 40 flat.
>>61364761Somebody purchased 2m of SPY 60 puts years ago and I always wonder what the plan was?Spy hits 60 and you will want guns and gold.
>>61364600the amount of compute to be delivered next year is more than what is available today. we still need 50-100x that before training is maxed out. no breakthrough needed. and information is infinite, we just need to find ways to encode it and feed it into the models. we're in the primitive stages of that as well. that's all we need, we haven't hit any walls and are a long way away from encountering that and we already have usable tools. the future is so bright. and this isn't the end. we'll find even better ways to train or code computers to make them even better, but that's gravy. what we have now is already enough, we just need to keep etching silicon.
>>61364451Just don't play with leverage or options fucking NIGGERS
Nvidia beat expectations, Trump should tariff them to help pay for the two thousand dollar checks
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHok im good now
Cash is king
>>61364790I'd kick that cat's ass sideways
I expect the wild card scenerio. How far does it all have to go down before Trump steps in and funds ai?
>>61364793So where should I go all in on SOXL?
MU (MICRON) BROTHERS, DID YOU SLURPED TODAY THE NIGGERSALES?
>>61364809i would pet and cuddle it
>>61364813well that's the thing, it's either right now or the day after xi orders the million man swim
>>61364779*seething fart noisesHuh? You say something little buddy?
>>61364802I am not. This worse than casinoI wish I never entered the stock market
>>61364809Thats how I feel about the weird pointing woman. Just let him play!
>>61364801Nvidia already pays a NICE AND FAT DIVIDEND.
S&P is only 5% off ATH. Why are people panicking?
>>61364822but you are the one coping about daddy Powell like a sad bitch?
>>61364827because of the dangers of going down up to 5% more
>>61364755>Regardless most jobs dont need speed like thatJobs typically only exist if its possible to do them. Its a case of induced demand. If lathes don't exists, there's no demand for lathing to be done. Once you invent the lathe, you can now lathe things which creates demand for things to be lathed and now there's demands for specific kinds of precision. That's basically the situation we're looking at with a hypothetical AGI machine. It'll most likely have such insane performance that the entire economy would have to be restructured around it existing. And for that reason I'm out.
AI is biased against mensuperintelligent, embodied AI will cut mens' cocks off for being 'harmful'
>>61364827s&p isnt the only thing that exists
Rsi for nasdaq is at 3 AT FUCKING 3
>>61364818I sold at 18 and regretted it horribly. Debating if I jump back in. I too read the Singularity and think this is the real deal, minus OpenAI which is the one part that is a legit bubble.
stocks go down as well as up
>>61364843
S&P futures are mooning
>https://x.com/disclosetv/status/1991632372870025464>90% of oysters and scallops in Japan harvest all died prematurelyBros, this looks super bearish and ominous
Just bought calls on the e-mini 500 in my futures account. LFG!!
just get a job that AI can't do
>>61364827Because you're in a retail forum full of people gambling. Just watch and see how far it goes. Try to time the bottom. If you're wrong who cares, go long.
>>61364301That would be so much hotter if she did some breast expansion
>>61364837Yea but there will always be human demand as well. Untill an AI draws a better picture, cooks a better meal, or wins a game of chess against the hybrid, Im not concerened.
>>61364232A 1921 tier depression is happening in 2026
>>61364527try waymo. it literally is a better driver than chink women or a nigger and please understand that majority of humanity actually is less intellectually capable than a stochastic parrot.fr majority of bullshit corporate jobs could potentially be eliminated with a modern LLM, bunch of MCP servers.doesn’t take that much of cognitive capacity to be an excel shuffler these days
>>61364858Chyna bioattack against Japan after their comment on Taiwan and the prime minister doubling down.Buckle up lads. Thankfully I'll be able to enjoy visiting Japan again free of chink bugs.
>>61364789You're gonna need a more depressed picture soon
>>61364858probably turns out to be '90% of one fishermans' harvest' or '90% of one towns' harvest' or something, not '90% of the entire industry's annual harvest'headlines without context are worse than useless
>>61364828We will see who cancels who
>>61364858Saying its time to go long on premier scallops?!Tim Ferris did a podcast with a scallop trader, sounded interesting.
>>61364298it's just the dollar going down. which I assure you will keep happening. so now is a great time to slurp.
>>61364896Large numbers of oysters are dying in regions including Hiroshima, Okayama, and Hyogo, with death rates reaching up to 90% in central and eastern Hiroshima.
>>61364365>every transportation joblmfao, they can't even use self driving cars outside of controlled environments and you think we'll have long lorries with heavy loads all over the place
>>61364879Take away things like office jobs and you'll kill the lunch hour and now people aren't going to their favorite place every work day. These things stop being jobs and just becomes things you do for fun. You'll be like old man Sisko making creole for fun.
>>61364365>500 billion more for an additional 15 minutes saar
>>61364913>has absolutely no clue what is happening
>>61364916they're all over the road here...
>>61364917I could see that.
>>61364827It will be 15%+ off ATH by EoD tomorrow.
>>61364843Gigantic buy signal.
>>61364149Get wrecked retard, company has essentially zero revenue
>>61364949This anon is cute
>>61364466this will never happen, you will always need humans for most kinds of work in one part or another of the process, even if just to suprevise automated processes, the workday will be reduced for sure but the idea most jobs will disappear is retarded unless you're talking about meme office jobs
>>61364365not even close to statistically significant look at the variance lmao. and that's assuming it's easy to quantify. come on liz
Big bankers are gonna need a lottttt of money for lawyers when the Epstein files come out. Hence the sell off
>>61364956all jobs, wagie.
>>61364940here where? afaik they were only being used as taxis in some burgar cities with very mixed resultsnot to mention it looks like an old hag with brain damage is driving them, walking may be faster at that point
>>61364793So you're saying we need to essentially pour virtually all the energy in the world on datacenters on the promise that general intelligence will magically emerge from LLMs, an assertion that you have zero proof of. Too risky for me, and too risky for most people.
>>61364984if we don't get superintelligence, humanity is fucked anyway
>>61364959Huh. I have no idea what the Y Axis is even saying but when I was getting my Econ degree thats what it normally looked like?What where you going stats in where you got less variance?
>futures
>>61364858so global prices of oysters should go up right? how do i long big oyster?
>>61364990distribution, my bad
>>61364989So if it fails we're all gonna die and if it succeeds money is meaningless? Bullish.
>>61364993T H A T S A M A NHATSAMAN
>>61364691Not doing shit tomorrow. May load up on SPY calls around close. I expect a green Monday.
Historically recession drawdown is 33%, why are you guys freaking out over 5%. The bottom for the S&P is 4700
>>61364858>this looks super bearishlack of supply looks bearish? lmao, what the fuck?
>>61365030People think the pre-Santa Rally is a massive dip
>>61365030>The bottom for the S&P is 4700
>>61364858I will go to delphi to consult with the oraclebrb
>>61365030Its just been such a wonky 3 weeks plus 80% expect an AI crash.
>>61364845I’d love to see one of these mapping out the entire global economy, equally circular
>>61365037Despite being leveraged thats how I feel too.
>>61364858Gullible faggot
>>61365046I think it be too complicated.
The market right now
>>61365066Epic take-off?
>Kept getting scammer telemarket calls for some Medicare/financial relief/fake police station donations bullshit, "ARE YOU UNDER 65???">Tried ignoring them bunch of times, didn't work>Blocked dozens of numbers in past month, didn't work>Pressed 9 to not call, still didn't work>Even registered on the fucking do not call list>STILL kept getting calls anyway>Finally got fed up and started answering back>Cussed and yelled at them, saying "WHAT!?" instead of hello, tell them to go fuck a dog's ass and catch rabies, etc.>Called them the most offensive words like niggers and cunts while yelling at 100+ decibels>They start hanging up really quick, sometimes they get pissed and tell me to fuck off back before hanging up>Numbers started to dip down lower, used to get fucking FIVE calls a day, then to 4, 3, 2, 1 call....then longer periods of time in between scammer calls>Very last time I get called with the medicare scam I yelled out "FUCK YOU NIGGER JJEEEETTTSSS", dead silence on their end for whole minute then CLICK>ZERO calls for the past 3 weeks from those scammer douchebagsI'm feeling really bullish on telecom stocks right now
>>61365087HOLY based I need to do this
>>61365030You wont be able to reason with anyone during high fear events. Let them sell to you.Who actually thinks this will go beyond 2 more months? (That's real generous i believe).
>>61365097next year may be like 2022, but I doubt it's bad enough to justify panic selling, I'd rather hold my bags until 2027 since it may not go down at all
>>61365087wish I could do this, they never reply when I answer
>>61365117I kinda doubt it. My reasoning: the economy is Trump’s pride and joy. He's wayyyy to caught up on the idea that America is his business right now. If it looks like a bad year is ahead he'll do whatever makes the market happy. Sorry zoomers, you'll get even more fucked.
>>61365030We might not be in a recession but many tech/ai stocks are down 20-40%
>>61364159>can i get my deserved 200-300% gain and live my life again alreadySame but 1000% gain on an all in
>>61365134if he cares about the economy so much he could have coordinated a graceful exit from china with all the allies instead of tariffing everybody and backing down multiple times like a senile moronhe hasn't got one competent minister other than maybe marco rubio if we're generous, whatever he tries is going to turn into shit
i bought the dip in nvda. thats is all.
There ought to be some kind of bounce tomorrow, right?... Right?
Futures be bussin, we are so back
>>61365161That NIGGERSOLDIER is very funny too, schizoid even, he thinks hes Napoleon or something lmfao.
>>61364163everybody got longeverybody is still short dollar>stopping throwing free money to the rest of the world to buy foreign bondstreasury may have some competition coming? doubtful BUT murphy's law
>>61365182Just BUY THE FUCKING DIP man...
I can stomache covid or tariffs because these are legit reasons for the market to tank but this faggotery is beyond mad. it makes zero sense even as a ''''correction'''. literally everything is going to shit including crypto, gold, silver the whole global market. where is the fucking money going?
>>61365189Cockeyed Kash is my favourite. Nothing like the guy incharge of the Epstein files getting 3m in Trumpcoin just before being hired. You should see his gf.
Ran out of dry powder to buy to the dip. Currently burned bad on RDDT and META. Fuck me for trying the buy options on companies that make money I guess. Fuck this gay earth
>>61364790>that webm
>>61365161Graceful. Lol. That's not exactly his style. Regardless that's not how you negotiate with China. China thrives in long drawn out conflicts. Xi prefers a thousand cuts so abrupt moves that force a response throws them off.
>>61365220OH SHIT, already forgot about the Valhalla Currynigger roflmao
>>61365222checked, and yes, ai has gotten betterthat's why i'm still bullishthis was 15 months ago and now they've got cats playing instruments
I hope Trump announces a new global tariff or an increase of current ones and the market CRATERS
>>61365234>>61365234The TPP and building consensus was how you deal with China. This is their wet dream.
>>61365195I just did and now I'm scared
>>61364177>I am sorry anon I cannot do that, spicy content has been banned under the "reproduction and marriage clause">Would you like me to read you story books while wearing a burka?This is the best you're getting from AIGF.
>>61364895>>61364789Wish I sold everythign back in august.
>>61365260I don't care what the world thinks. Did Rome consider what the greeks thought while they burned Carthage? No.
Zecash
>>61364395You make it sound almost as if the Jews orchestrated it just to get power down the line.
>>61364365>Prediction for what the markets will do now is based 10 years in the futureOK, but what does this do to the stock market today? It doesn't matter how great the technology is if it can't make money within 2 or 3 years, it will not continue to pump higher under a promise of money 10 years from now.This is just a meaningless future prediction at the end of the day, the debate is whether it does mass-replacement of jobs right now or 10 years from now, or likely a slow trickle that will be significant in 10 years. This slow trickle would mean companies still can't hold their high valuations and bring in more investor money, the money is already invested into said companies but they have to wait 10 years for the product? Not good.
>>61365307I'll take things that go down right after you buy them for 600, Alex
>>61365307jewcash
>>61364790>>61365222>>61365249I thought these were getting stale with the retarded tornado shit etc. but this one made me lmao IRL for the first time since the original shotgun one
>>61365184
>>61365182yesyou can buy now
>>61364268>>61364371A crash is just a capital rotation from speculative future-investing into protection of wealth, it's a rotation. They don't matter in the long run, they're literally part of the system.>Building a pyramid>Pyramid starts to get really tall, more blocks doesn't do the same thing it used to, more blocks needed for same % growth as before>But more blocks are necessary to keep building>Move blocks to new pyramid and build that one instead>Foundation of old pyramid is fixed or blocks are used for a new pyramidThey do and don't matter, it's what the system does and the capital must flow. Either old companies will cut out the fat during a crash or they'll be sold off, or sell of their meaningful products / patents to other companies.>2big 2failThis has never actually been the case, companies sell off and merge and shit like that all the time, it's just a catchphrase. A "failure" can be your company selling off its right and factories to make batteries, for example, and on paper the company would still look fine but now some other company makes said batteries.>>61364371>The government will just bail out all the important shitBail it out and sell the means of production to some other company who will hopefully do it better the next time.
>>61365165Based
>>61365327Well it's actually at like 648 right now, Alex.
>>61365066wtf is that real?
>>61365304LOL. Why do you poverty uneducated bant posters still shit up my thread. We both know you are investing 2k from your welfare checks. Why are you even here? You need to go back.
I think bitcoin will bounce off of 84k where the something something support is and will possibly run back to 99k, it will be hard rejected at 100k.
Why is the market down?
>>61365030we're not in a recession thoughbeit
>>61365234he has only gotten away with this mess because europe is scared of russia and all the asian countries are scared of chinaif anything the fact everyone has gone along with his incompetent ramblings means they would have gone along with building up rare earth reserves and then striking togetherimagine china being hit by the EU, japan, korea and ASEAN at the same time, with industry relocations underway and stockpiles of rare earths as well as increased mining and refining where possible, THAT would have been cripplingwhatever deal they negotiate now won't do shit, china will recover eventually
>>61365359Yeah, check out the MD11 crash on november 4. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VIbBCf13mJo
>>61365376>>61365376
>>61365378jesus fucking christ
you can't even plot a good bitcoin graph nowfuck this shiti literally can't see if its going up or downbut i'm invested in borrowing 7k from the bank and throw in there for 1 month
>>61364097>ohh no, my stocks are up only 490% instead of 500%
>>61365363Never been on bant. I work full time and started a business.>>61365372There's no way your American. European?
Can't believe I just saw an ad on Fox News of the president hawking his new line of wrist watches
Let's go check my automated bogle account for today...yikesCoincidentally I deposited money earlier this week and it chose to make purchases today, so hopefully I just bought the dip... or else...
>>61364950>He doesn't know.
How long should I wait before I put money into NVIDA? When's this going to blow over?
>>61364738I did, I just ignored him.
>>61365283Have some faith in the jews, if there is one thing you can count on it's lewd content.
>>61366085BAWOOOMhumina humina huminaBOING BOING
