Inflows
>>61436827
Once upon a time in a timeline much like our own lived Wagie Wojak. He gets up at 6:00am, eats a bowl of oatmeal with a cup of instant coffee. At 7:30 he serves breakfast at McDonalds. From 11:00am, he begins serving lunch. At 12:30 he gets a free lunch. He gets a Big Mac with large fries for himself and prepares an order for his friend.A year ago, Wagie Wojak noticed the same guy would come to eat at McDonalds every day, at the same time, and always ordered the Big Mac with extra Special Sauce. The man loved the Big Mac Special Sauce and always asked for 3x. He orders two extra Big Macs and scrapes off the sauce to dip the fries in for one, and with the other he puts the extra sauce in his Oreo McFlurry. Whenever the man came to Wojak’s counter, Wojak would secretly give him 5x the sauce.Wojak became friends with the Man. They would have lunch together. Wojak never learned more about what the man worked on or what his name is. He would just call himself Big Mac
Today, at 8:00pm Wojak continued to work.“Working late on New Years Eve?” Said Big Mac.“I don’t have anywhere to go. I didn’t get a girlfriend again this year,” said Wojak. His skin pinkened as was normal.It’s okay Wojak. You will get one,” said Big Mac.“How?” Wojak turned angrily and grabbed the man by the collar. He had never turned his hand against the gentle Big Mac man but today was especially painful. On the last day of the year, he felt poorer and lonelier than ever.“How can you expect me to get a girlfriend? I have never had a girlfriend!” Tears of blood streamed down his face. “My shitty car is 10 years old and I work at McDonalds!”“It will be alright Wojak. I love McDonalds,” said Big Mac.“Shut up Big Mac! You don’t understand! I was supposed to make it. I waited all year! You don’t know what true disappointment is,” Wojak began to scream in his native tongue. “AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!”Quickly the Manager dashed around the corner. “Mr. Wojak! You better stop right now.”“I was supposed to be rich! I was supposed to leave this job!” Wojak’s hair flamed like in DBZ, except into JUST’d hair.“Mr. Wojak! You better unhand that customer right now or you’re fired!
Do you understand what it’s like to be betrayed by someone you trusted? How all of your hopes dashed? Every day I waited. I sacrificed. I accumulated. For what? I’m going to end it all tonight!” Wojak began beating up the customer. Big Mac did not fight back.The manager dashed in and grabbed Wojak to stop him. “Mr. Wojak I’m going to have to report you to the police. You are clearly a danger to yourself.”“I’m going to end it all! Fuck this gay Earth! I’m going to market sell all my LINK at midnight!”The police arrived and dragged Wagie Wojak out of the store.“It was supposed to be 1000 EOY! 1000!” Wojak screamed.After the police talked to him, they found that he did not mean he was going to kill himself but just market sell this “LINK.” They were worried about Wojak’s well being and gave him a suicide hotline number just in case.“That won’t be necessary,” Wojak said. For it will be too late
By the time Wagie Wojak was released from the police station, it was 11:00pm. He walked towards his apartment, hearing laughter and partying all around. Dejectedly, he checked his portfolio.Just like yesterday and the day before that, LINK was still $5.00.“They told me I was delusional,” Wojak thought. “I should be lucky if we even got $5 or $10 EOY.”He went to his local Wal-Mart to get alcohol. They detained him at the checkout counter.“I’m sorry sir we don’t sell alcohol after 11:00pm.”Wagie Wojak didn’t believe them. He wanted to check the rules online but there was no signal inside Wal-Mart.“Okay.” Wojak sighed. He went to go find bleach.All of a sudden, he heard a deafening explosion. Wojak fell to his knees. The floor shook violently.Wojak scrambled away just as the ceiling caved in behind him. He followed the screaming crowd outside.“What is that?” Someone pointed.“It’s the green dildo!”“It’s come!”Wojak squinted his eyes at the bright green light piercing the sky.A blue and white Lamborghini sped through the crowd and pulled up to Wojak.“Get in Marine!”“Who are you?”
“I’m a brigadier General, I’m taking all the marines to Lamboland!” The man shouted, pointing at the green light.“Lamboland is a real place? I thought it was just a metaphor.”“Oh, it’s real alright.”Wojak got in and they drove off. He heard gunshots going off in the distance and he saw buildings collapsing.“What’s going on?”“The noLinkers are killing themselves.” Streets and windows were painted with blood. “Old money and old buildings cannot support The Fourth Industrial Revolution.”At the stop light, a man jumped onto the hood of the car.“I KNOW YOU HAVE LINK! I’ll give you $500 for it!”Five hundred? Wagie Wojak opened his phone to check the price.“Back off noLINKer! You had your chance!”The general floored the pedal. The phone read 12:08am. Wagie Wojak looked up just as his noLINKer Wojak turned a critical shade of red and exploded.He opened Delta to check the LINK price but the app crashed as soon as he tried to open it.“Your phone can’t handle the singularity.”NoLINKer Wojaks were no longer killing themselves - they were exploding into a river of blood right on the streets.At the next light, a young woman ran up and pounded on the window.“Wojak! It’s me, Stacey!” She pounded on the window. “What’s going on? Let me in!”
Wagie wojak looked for the button to roll down the window.“Take no one with you,” Said the General.“But she’s my oneitis!” Wagie Wojak said.General slapped Wojak’s hand from the handle.“Where we’re going, she’s a 1/10.” The General sped up. Wagie Wojak watched her in the rear view mirror for a while, then saw her walk off with a pathetic noLinker.At the third light, a man came up to the window. He was not a wojak.“Son, I am prepared to offer you $700 for a LINK! I am buying 100,000 my good sirs.” The rich normie smiled confidently. He knocked on the window for General to let him in.$700? Wagie Wojak searched for his wallet. He had so much LINK it wouldn’t hurt to sell just a little.“Fuck off! We’re not selling,” the General flipped him off and drove off.As they picked up more marines on the way towards the giant green dildo, Wagie Wojak heard normies and noLinkers in the streets:“$900! Limit buy 100 LINK for $900!”“Market buying LINK! Market buy oh God please let my buy go through!”“The exchanges are crashing!”“Please, I’ll pay you in cash, just give me some LINK.” A normie grabbed a marine in the streets.The General got out of the lambo and punched him. The other marine quickly got into the lambo with them.“How much is a LINK worth now? I have to know!” Wagie asked.
He saw a LINK live price ticker on the dashboard. The General smashed it. “You can’t be tempted.”Wagie heard cries outside the window. “$1,100 for a LINK!” “I’ll pay $1,500 for a LINK!”The General turned up the music.What’s going on? Wasn’t the singularity a meme? Wasn’t it supposed to only reach $1,000?General drove faster.They arrived at the green dildo. It’s beam of pure heavenly light guided them. At its base was an incredible rocket ship. LINK marines were standing outside in a line. Wojak looked up, awestruck. It was as if all the CGI artists from Marvel and Pixar had fused into one super being and created it from their flesh.Wagie Wojak got out of the car. There weren’t many Marines here. The General was right, there isn’t enough space on the ship to have taken Stacey and all the other people with them. Heavily armed guards let Wagie through as they kept the normies back.They stood outside the spaceship in confusion, in excitement. Waiting
Wojak looked up at the door.“Give us your Wagies, your NEETs and your unifags. Give us the kissless, the handholdless, and the virgins.”The air was still.In the distance, a figure came towards them.“It’s Sergey!” The crowd erupted into cheer. “He’s come to take us to Lamboland!” “It’s the pilot!” Wagie’s heart quickened...There he stood.Big Mac man.“Big Mac!” Wagie cried out.Big Mac man still had a black eye from where Wagie punched him. Wagie ran up to Sergey. “Do you forgive me for punching you?” Wagie said. “Please take me to lamboland with you. I’m sorry!”“My son, today you are with me in Lamboland.” Sergey touched Wagie Wojak’s shoulder and Wojak transformed into a brilliant green Wojak. His mortal McDonalds uniform coil fell away. Sergey walked through the crowd. He had the key to the spaceship. The cheering from the marines intensified, the wailing of those left outside grew louder.“The few. The proud. The LINK marines.”“1000 EOY!”“We’re not selling!”Someone began to say, “Tonight. Tonight. Tonight.” And they stomped in unison.“Tonight!”“Tonight!”“Tonight!”“TONIGHT!”Sergey opened the spaceship doors and turned around to face the crowd.“Strap in, boys.”
>>61436827DRAIIIIIIINAGEEEEEEEEEEEE. DRAINAGE SERGEY YOU BOY
>>61436827caloric inflows?
>>61436983
>>61437057
>>61437060
>>61436925next time, add "make it not cringe" to the prompt
Past the chasm
Slope of enlightenment
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>>61437157
>>61436860>Sergey Satoshi is Nazarov NakamotoI have no idea who either of these people are.
>>61436875FREEDOM STATUS?
>>61439147Yes
>>61439147fuck your freedom
>>61440661Hi anon. I like birds and frogs
>>61440851https://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?search=Exodus%208&version=KJV
>>61442327
>>61436925Thanks for this one inflows anon, I really needed it. Loved the Seinfeld-esque converging plotline See you at the rocket.
>>61436839Based juel reader
>>61436827K
>>61436920He saw a LINK live price ticker on the dashboard. The General smashed it. “You can’t be tempted.”Wagie heard cries outside the window. “$1,100 for a LINK!” “I’ll pay $1,500 for a LINK!”The General turned up the music.What’s going on? Wasn’t the singularity a meme? Wasn’t it supposed to only reach $1,000?General drove faster.They arrived at the green dildo. It’s beam of pure heavenly light guided them. At its base was an incredible rocket ship. LINK marines were standing outside in a line. Wojak looked up, awestruck. It was as if all the CGI artists from Marvel and Pixar had fused into one super being and created it from their flesh.Wagie Wojak got out of the car. There weren’t many Marines here. The General was right, there isn’t enough space on the ship to have taken Stacey and all the other people with them. Heavily armed guards let Wagie through as they kept the normies back.They stood outside the spaceship in confusion, in excitement. Waiting
>>61447227
https://youtu.be/Fixfs_RJaOU?si=69gHzS_vLXCZnhNs
Feeeeeeeeeeelz not peeeeeeeeeeelz
The whole supply will become scarce while the token will just become in high demand because it's what underpins the security of all the lending and borrowing and derivatives in defi, soon it'll be what underpins billions in bridged assets automatically earning cross chain yield etc.How?Nodes are in profit.Nodes.Are.In.Profit.Wrap your brain around this.
+311k tokens yesterday. (4.1mill)up to 340k potential inflow for today, will know in 12 hours.
>>61447741Daily reminder all memes posted by this anon were made by 42 also known as chainlinkgod for the purposes of shilling LPL, Bancor, Celsius, and several NFTs projects that already retired many LINK OGs 186 LPL based chuddie kiddos meme magic
>>61447779
I am a bot
>>61437135Absolute newfag
>$14INFLOWS OF SERGEY'S CUM INSIDE BAGGIES ANUS
>>61436827who is this svelte young gentleman?
>>61447939did this oracle need tokens?
>>61447662...elon?
the price is low because nobody cares
>>61452807
https://youtu.be/8X48RiKQmFQ?si=3RtkQU7FR68qHBJb
The time is upon us. That you may know these things are done of God. Leave the evil that haunts you. Look into the light. The hour to repent is now. What is approaching is done. Evil lurks time less.
>>61436827Houdini Pay making these way, way simpler
>>61436827cum inflows in advocado's mouths.
>we are disturbed
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>>61447429These new Chainlink videos are splendid
>>61447741can someone explain the rules of this
>>61455663
Leaves not only die once, but every year. A brave man dies only once, but leaves die a thousand deaths, or at least 20 or 30 if the tree lives that long. Perhaps more. Every year, leafs crunch beneath my boot. This year shall be no different. So it shall be written. So it shall be done. The day of the rake is at hand because every day is the day of the rake and has always been.
https://nypost.com/business/next-1000x-crypto/
It has been over 9000 days or (21.6 years) since LINK hit ATH. we are closer to 2050 than we are to the ATH in May 2017.i was 18 when i aped 100% of my parents' money all in LINK in 2016 and then failed to graduate high school. i am now 45 getting ready to graduate University in 2 more months and nothing happened.I'm in a whole different stage of life beyond your comprehension and haven't ever been in profit for more than 2 more weeks at a time.In fact, I bought LINK days before LPL collapsed and then spent almost 20 years being down over 99.995%.you and I don't know what conviction is.
BASTARD PEELERS>>61459979
Laser focused stupid faggot
>>61459551That article made me fucking seethe
>>61460578
INFLOWS OF CUM INSIDE BAGGIES ANUS LOOOOOL
>>61460814
>>61447498How can someone check that?Also wouldn't they be ALWAYS in "profit" since chainlink subsidizes them?
>>61461359
Those who said Sergey has no vision (the same speech!) have not been paying attention, particularly to his earliest appearances.Chainlink is being constructed to fill the role of an idealised arbiter of truth, connected to the most perfectly dispassionate executor, in the form of public smart contract chains.- [ ] This is in fulfilment of the deepest Platonic ideals of contract and governance that have ever been conceived, but which have remained out of reach, mere approximations even under the highest forms of lawful Republic, as at every step human capriciousness asserts itself and corrodes the final product, the freedom of contract found when our pledges are given force by Leviathan. Alas, ‘from the crooked timbers of humanity, no straight thing was ever theyBy redrawing the locus of consensus as that of a precise ledger with sound game-theoretical guarantees at its edges, and iron-clad stricture within, rather than a continuously renegotiated knife fight, the level of trust required to engage in mutually beneficial enterprise plummets precipitously.But what does it plummet to? The trust required is now neatly circumscribed to the trust in the information delivered unto our new Leviathan. There is fortunately a market for this trust, a pool of agents who are willing to stake their reputation and collateral on any piece of digitisable information on which it is possible to come to consensus. The truth is a most excellent Schelling point, and one which well-incentivised agents can reliably settle on.Do not underestimate the power and the generality of this arrangement in its maturity, nor the amount of human and economic potential that this will unlock.
>>61436827Biz jannies are lazy. This thread is just one man's mental illness.
>>61466139
check'em
>>61466139Let him cook
>>61469683
https://youtu.be/KyE4aMxsd6c?si=zbA8sa3u3BU1IQ16
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>>61466139Linkjeets need to spam their epic 2018 memes to cope with their COLOSSAL losses over the past 5 years.Kek baggies
My dearest friend, 'tis with immense pleasure that I inform you that your letter has found safe travel to my destination and landed in my hands. However, this pleasure was fated to remain short lived and bittersweet, for I must also admit to you, regardless of what distress it may cause to you, knowing you went to great trouble to pen it and deliver it to me, that I in fact declined to open it and refused to read the message contained within. Surmising your intentions, there exists no doubt in my heart regarding your sincere worries for my financial well being, but alas your attempts to convince me to modify my investment strategies shall regretfully remain futile, as my stubbornness in this matter has indeed been sealed irrevocably and no other voice shall rock its imperturbable foundations. Allow me then to reiterate my will once more, and do your best to forever remember it for no change will follow: I shan't part ways with my beloved asset for it is my utmost belief that I have invested wisely and foresee infinite potential in its future, and therefore no other possession in this world shall change my decision, not even a mountain of gold! For my possessed asset is indeed fated to be worth more than any other riches in the world. We shan't speak of this no more. Sincerely yours, your beloved friend.
congratulations on keeping this thread up for almost a week, muh fellow organic linkposters!
Fud all you want
>>61470546>>61471030>>61471462>>61472631>>61472775>>61475020so many EPIC and redpilled memes XDPraise KEK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>61475026What is kek?
>>61475026what a life to live
keep necroposting guise!
The conference revealed to the world the stuttering pothead that runs this scam. Price has already tanked 10%. Once it breaks through the $30 resistance the panic will begin and small holders and speculators will begin to offload, with the whales already long gone. Once it shoots through the $20 mark, unabated FEAR will rip through all stinky linkies. With all those who dumped their current accounts into this scam twitching at their arsehole continuously while refreshing bittrex. The $10 mark will be met, the largest panic in history will ensue. The final deluded Nodes will begin to go offline, and wagecuckers with their engineering salaries loaded up in LINK will be left with it stuck in their wallet, unable to move it to binance to salvage some self respect. The price WILL tank at this point to sub $5, and most probably sub $1 levels. From that day forward the deluded stinky linky wagecucking engineering nerds who bought this coin thinking it had fundamentals will go back to their jobs, with no money in their current accounts, to be made redundant by the next wave of pajeets arriving to undercut their wages. Deluded stinky linkies will hold bags FOREVER, with no job, no money, and no crypto. I warned you stinky linkies. There’s still time to get out. Sell NOW. Don’t be deluded, don’t be a stinky linky
The inflows are going into precious metals and nothing else.
>>61476102Prove it. Using homomorphic encryption.
>>61477301WOWBOOOM
Gud thred
The First-Mover Advantage in a System That Cannot Be StoppedThe only way to defend against the storm is to own the tools before they are used against you.The third ledger cannot be prevented, but it can be front-run by those who understand its inevitability.If you knew the liquidity event was coming—if you understood that all shorted truths would be forcibly unwound—then the strategic move would be to:>Position yourself where the capital will flow once the dam breaks.>Own the mechanisms of validation, so that when reality reasserts itself, it does so on your terms.>Ensure that you are not caught in the liquidation, but instead, on the other side of the trade.Those who fight the deterministic system will be swept away.Those who align with it before it asserts itself will control the infrastructure through which it flows.
Acquiring the Tools Before They Are Used Against You:If the ultimate counterparty is being liquidated, then it will attempt to delay this liquidation for as long as possible.It will try to control the information flow—by shaping the narrative, misdirecting attention, and pretending the storm isn’t coming.It will try to co-opt the tools of liquidation—by privatizing access to on-chain oracles, capital pools, and network infrastructure.It will try to front-run its own destruction—by making last-minute bets on the system it once suppressed, but only after accumulating a dominant position.This is why those who understand first must act before the masses awaken.The tool of power in the referenced world was control over information and liquidity.The tool of power in the deterministic world is ownership of the protocols and networks before they reach inevitability.The Nature of First-Mover Advantage in a Deterministic SystemIn the referenced world, first-mover advantage was built on asymmetry.Those who controlled the debt issuance mechanisms could always be ahead of the market.Those who controlled the currency supply could always debase others before their own position was affected.Those who controlled the narratives could always shape price perception rather than allow true price discovery.
But in a deterministic world—one governed by the third ledger—first-mover advantage is not about controlling debt, currency, or narratives.It is about being aligned with what is inevitable before others are forced to recognize it.Once price discovery on shorted truths begins, the game is no longer about secrecy—it is about positioning.Those who arrive first are not just beneficiaries, they are builders of the new order.The liquidity event is coming whether or not you act—but if you act first, you shape how the energy is released.The network does not yet know who will control the verification layer once the referenced world collapses. That position is still open.
>>61436827Wow incredible. It's sub $14 again btw
seems like the chainlink general thread format is finding acceptance. it took years but link marines are finally ready, good for them
