>>61462516You're still under 100k retard, its still a bear market.Its just another Bart and you're falling for it again.
>>61462589WROGN
>>61462589Sizzlers anon played the previous Bart well, I believe in him!Ganbatte sizzlers bwo!
>>61463057thank you I actually posted the wrong image in the OP. pic rel is the big sizz money.
>>61463057went short betting on a cool off. gonna pay for the beer after sizzlers, maybe some bowling. slept on my longs so woke up to sizzler's money but Im micromanaging these positions if it moves against me I'll cut, just expecting some EOD / midnight dumping
>>61463292>went short betting on a cool offJust wanted to say, that after the previous Barts, Im conditioned to short this now...
>>61463304Lol yeah, I think some big players like Jane Street types are manufacturing movement between market close and open for BTC to arb the difference / wash trade or something. the movement is far too regular and mechanical. I still maintain that it's more likely we're bouncing back to new ATHs over crashing to sub $80k, but it's just a vibe. idc rel is an example, often dumps on the exact hour mark that some market opens after some suspicious steady upward climbing. I don't think today will be an exception and we'll prob pull back but I'm still long in the medium term, retaking $95k is pretty important and we're flirting with it rn
>>61463304if you look almost anywhere on the chart recently you'll notice all the big dumps line up exactly on the hour. almost seems like just opening a short at 5 minutes before every hour could be profitable (closing if it doesn't drop). of course some hours are more dumpy then others and you'd probably wanna filter down to just those.
up or down? I'm not touching it here.
I have this feeling that ETH is going to absolutely RIP into 2030. The normiesphere, eternally ten years late to the party, is embracing Bitcoin like us basement dwelling Nostradamus's did in decade prior, and I think it's only a matter of time until they swallow the smart contract pill. But does ETH have the same moat? IDK. Solana and everything else seem a lot more clownish, not for serious by a place JPM. But ETH's native tx/s and gas fees suck so bad.
>>61464444quadruple 4's, c h e c k e dalso based & high T thread
>>61464444Wtf is this slow bleedAAAaAAAaaAaA
>>61465277people cashing in for sizzlers
Is we!?
>>61462516ye man we eatinmumu steak sizzled to a shine
>>61465388>>61465434here here, we're all mature gentlemen, aren't we? no need to get feisty over my past >>61463292
>>61465549I did close, missed my intended exit as I was busy but still made ~10% on it. Super short term, like the next 6-12 hours, I don't have strong conviction either way right now. Could dump, could pump. I'm going to go to bed flat tonight but I think it's becoming clearer every day that it's going back up to $100k+ even if it's a crab-ride there with dumps before market open every day. Today was a nice exception. Actually, I forgot I'm long ETH perps right now, forgot to close them. I might sleep on them. It's looking a little more bully than BTC. Slightly in the red on them right now.
>>61465549Hoping we wake up to this trend being broken tomorrow though. Oh sheeeit tomorrow is the big fed day too!
>>61465549looks like we're beginning lift off
>>61465636I dont see nuffin happening
>>61465697can you feel it?
>>61465697TARGET ACQUIRED
>>61465738so if we break 92.8k we poomp
>>61465753that's what the triangles vibe is telling me at least. they'll collide soon enough even if it stays flat though. but it's looking kinda bully around the resistance, so I think it wants to break... we'll see!
>>61465753nothingburger confirmed
>>61465803>>61465953Are you faggots forgetting that Jerome Pound-your-ass Powell is going to say the words “good afternoon” tomorrow? Everyone screeching that rate cut is happening tomorrow so bullish, but inflation isn’t great and companies are laying off staff like it’s a contest. What if the rate cut doesn’t happen or it does but because shit is so fake and gay and bad, shit tanks anyway?I’ve been a bull since we hit 100K, long time hodler, I promised I would sell majority around 120 and I did, but I FOMOed back in and now losing money, the 4 year cycle is playing out as expected, and I don’t wanna be stuck holding bags for big finance
>>61466062no, not forgetting that. mentioned it here >>61465578uncertainty is in the air. but so far it's been recovering, especially today. market is gonna D00000MP if it doesn't get what it wants tomorrow, though
Looking good, another 2AM dump last night. JPow speaking in ~3hrs. Need to get out of my MSTR calls though so I need this shit to PUMP
>>61468071looks good too, they're highly correlated of course. if rate cuts go through in it's in a good position to pump. but if they don't, the entire market is gonna dump hard.for some reason, people expect a rate cut despite JPow continually saying he's not gonna do it?
>>61468080>>61468071forgot pic. to me it looks like it's stepping out of the downtrend / cool off from yesterdays top. pretty strong action on it the last couple hours
>>61468071still looks good on the 4h too. my gut tells me hitting $95-96k will kick back into bull mode, and it's oscillating closer every week. I see much more upside here than down.
>>61468156historically it seems like that's a pattern, yeah. just gonna have to wait and see, there's a lot of tailwinds for BTC right now between QT ending, QE starting and the lastest crop of institutional investors rotating in (BoA, JPM, Texas, etc).
>>61468156we need a general for crypto like /smg/ but for large cap crypto and trading
>>61468182>just buy Solana, it's simple
>>61468229ETH maxis will inherit the earth
55 minutes left
>>61468620d0000mping rn, am a little nervous.
>>61468723it's gonna be a fagfest
>>61468744CME gap up to $140k?
>>61468723check again
wew
kek isn't this pump premature? I throat it wasn't happening for another 30-60m
>>61468824>I throat itwhoops, little freudian slip there amongst the excitement
>>61468803he was right. im even talking about throating it now. legendary forecasting skills
>>61462516wtf you trading perpetuals on coinbase? lmao
>>61468952yeah, in AMERICA we dont' really have great access to leveraged crypto instruments. Coinbase is the only venue offering perps right now. and given that DEXes do KYC for that, I dont' wanna risk signing up with a VPN or whatever and having my money stolen
GAYliterally nothing happened
>>61468995>given that DEXes do KYC for thatHyperliquid doesn't do any KYC for that. But yes, you will need a VPN.
>>61469042that's a decent enough outcome imo. just hoping it doesn't dump out of boredom now. otherwise >WE'RE BACK!>>61469081I'll check it out at some point. Can you give me a QRD of the products and fees offered? Coinbase is upping their perp fees from 0.02% to ~0.2% today so I need to migrate somewhere if I can get a better deal.
crazy how gay this is
>>61469326OH YEAH MR. KRABS
>>61469335choppy seas out there lad
>>614692040.045% taker and 0.015% maker fees
>>61469415wow that's excellent. and that's for all volume tiers? I don't have to do $10m+ a month in volume or anything to hit those fees?
>>61469415oh darnit I misread as 0.015% taker - still 0.045% is good
>>61469494That's the lowest volume tier, yes
brutal day for retard bears
SHEEEEESH WE ARE PUMPING
I exited my perp longs, still long MSTR calls. Coinbase downgrades my leverage from 4-6PM EST, so I was going to have to downsize anyway.
>>61469618not too shabby. hopefully I can re-entry on a pullback tonight, ETH seems to be breaking out hard.
OH NONONONONO
lol
>>61469867Consider not overanalysing literal 1 minute candles lmao. Unless we get some daily closes above breakout lines, these tiny little wicks mean nothing.
>>61469912>Consider not overanalysing literal 1 minute candles lmaoI sold the top ya dingus, see >>61469640. I'm trading pretty short time frames right now, ideally max of a few hours. working better for me until I can automate the overnight entry/exit logic a bit better.where are you considering the breakout lines?
grabbed some longs. couldn't help myself.
>>61470050wanting to kill myself currently
>>61470406>>61470050nice bounce off that line at least
its over
>>61471133wtf is GOING ON!!!!!!!
>>61471668this >>61468156
>>61471668>anon loses a $100 punt and becomes suicidalOh no you have to work 2 hours of overtime tomorrow to make it back. How can you ever financially recover
>WE CLEANIN DISHES AT SIZZLERS TONIGHT
>>61471769kek doubling down here, 66% capacity. shit better start bouncing back before bedtime
>>61471912o nonon on on on ononono noohhh noononohahhahahahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH
looks like we're at the worst of it right here, right at the end of the roll.
>>61472001Wut does this mean?Boollish? You have the floor toilet paper sizzler man
>>61472001meow~
>>61472028Big daddy SPY is behaving the same way, painting the same chart. Bitcoin can't moon unless SPY allows it. These Barts are demoralizing. Looking pretty tough out there right now and there's still some air beneath it. But on the flipside, it's also been recovering nicely lately. Really weird day with the rally then dump.
>>61472028SPY's chart
AAAND WE'RE BACK!!!!
Degens longing already?
>>61472147That's because stonks learn to just be meme markets like crypto. GME was proof of concept.
>>61472295retard
>>61472288already stalled out bruh>-5.3%>+1.2%
>>61472493its been like 5 seconds 'bruh'
>>61472493you are spiritually black
>it already stalled out bruh
>>61472524that's literally me
>>61472533https://x.com/DailyLoud/status/1947892457368391796
>>61472288AAANND WE'RE BACK under 90k
>>61472584hope you longed while you had your chance.
>>61464444CHECKED
>>61474141I'm gonna give my MSTR calls until next Monday. If it's not significantly recovered by then I'm gonna exit. It's basically right back at my entry price right now, complete dogshit.
>>61463248Your long has completely retraced!
>>61474935I sold the top here >>61469640, but let my retardation get the best of me here >>61470050. added more on the bottom >>61471912 to average down.not bad overall but I gotta be more strict about giving it several hours to cool off, especially after elevated vol. my entries/exits would've been nearly perfect otherwise. it's easy to get fidgety and overtrade noise
starting to look healthy again. hopefully there's no FAT SHITS in the near future. just needs a solid unperturbed couple weeks to run so if everything would just shut the FUCK UP and let it moon that'd be great
>>61475298im getting the feeling op is starting to lose itsettle down boi
>>61475326I definitely am. just over my stupid MSTR calls. I wanted to sell them the day I opened as they spiked 100% intraday, but it would've triggered a PDT violation. shit rustles my jimmies like no other. bags are getting heavier daily as theta decays.
ETH was leading BTC yesterday, looking more pumpy at every turn, now it's lagging. The dump made it sad? Low T energy from it today.
>>61475752
MSTR stair-stepping to heaven
we are so back btc chads
>>61476163Yep, that last dump was pretty scary though, but I think $100k is confirmed now. It just keeps climbing back on every dump.
YEAAH BUDDAAAAY!!
>>61476187>$100kIts just going to be another Bart, as usual.
>>61476316It's Barting, but with an upward diagonal bias. And Bart is leaving for the weekend anyway.
>>61476210
>>61476346All it takes for your silly line to be invalidated is for bitcoin to drop to $86,000. Easy, just a 6% drop from here, which can happen on a bad day. People expecting some kind of santa rally miracle are nuts.
>>61476958>the thing that happened a few hours ago can happen again!LMAO retard
what are we having?
>>61477250Fish and Chips tonight I guess
>>61477250>SHRIMP! SHRIMP! SHRIMP!Looks like they want me to get this
>>61477284What I don't understand is, why is the >STEAK & JUMBO CRISPY SHRIMP $17.49cheaper than the >STEAK & CRISPY SHRIMP 20.99??Are jumbo shrimps dogshit or something?
>>61477299You probably get less steak
Also>>61477250>Tri-TripLol
>>61477305Jumbo shrimp, what's the opposite of that? A dwarf whale?https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dwarf_sperm_whale
saving up for dessert
you love to see it
>>61477335this long must be printing for you right now
>>61474925>>61475298>>61475752>>61476346>>61477036>>61477394
>>61478531im smarter than you
>>61478859Doubtful.
>>61478907it's a midwit take to immediately shit on charting
