Pink edition>Some helpful links to numb the painhttps://findahelpline.com/https://www.nvidia.com/refunds/https://www.whitehouse.gov/refundshttps://jlingz.com/>Educational sites:https://www.investopedia.comhttps://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain>Financial TV Streams:https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.htmlhttps://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/>Charts:https://www.tradingview.comhttps://www.finscreener.comhttps://www.portfoliovisualizer.com>Screeners: so you feel like in the movieshttps://finviz.com/https://etfdb.com/>Gambling:https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.comhttps://optionstrat.com/https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices>Pre-Market and Live data:https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futureshttps://finance.yahoo.com/>Calendarshttps://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendarhttps://www.earningswhispers.com/calendarhttps://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.htmlhttps://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits>Boomer Investing 101: so zoomers with meme stocks can outperform youhttps://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_startedhttps://www.sec.gov/search-filings>Misc smg:https://www.financialjuice.com/homehttps://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickershttps://market24hclock.com/https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculatorhttps://brokerchooser.com/https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-ratesPreviously on /smg/ >>61503182
Nvidia price prediction EoY?I'm thinking $150
Sometimes if you take a little longer on the bake it produces a superior product. I like this one
>>61504495
ATTENTION ALL ZESTY AND MOIST NIGGAS ON /smg/:We will be hosting our annual zestfest at the lobby of the NYSE on the 19th.Please make sure to observe the dress code and have as much sugar in your tank as you can fit.Bottoms will be let in first to facilitate moistness.Do not disturb the stock wagies as we have had complaints about body fluids in and on the equipment.Please do not "pump the terminal to pump your bags". Semen has nothing to do with stocks.This year we have a special speaker, our very own Scott Bussyant! Mr. Bussy is officially the zestiest treasury secretary in the history of the united states government!I would also like to announce the ZESTY RALLY!!
Does the military offer stock options? I can’t find work elsewhere.
>>61504518They have their own thing called the TSP, Thrift Savings Plan. Just tracks the market in general AFAIK. Didn't invest much during my time, instead just put it in VOO.A better plan than the fresh PFCs buying overpriced Mustang GTs.
>>61504518No, but you can lie about disability and get $4,000/month.
>>61504568I get $2k and healthcare for life on 60%
>>61504550This is correct. They have what is basically a 401k, and they do no allow you to select your own stocks. They certainly don't have options trading.
>>61504584~$700/mo and access to Tricare Prime @ 30% here.It ain't much, but only having to pay 250$/yr for full health insurance coverage is honestly the better part. If only Dental was worth it, had two root canals recently that took a 5k$ chunk out of my wallet.
>>61504607wish I could get on tricare for my wife and kids and free myself of ((health insurance))) but no dice.
Am I retarded for not taking any assistance through college and adulthood? I feel like working private sector and getting taxed raw dog and fending for my own health insurance is my ego trying to make me seem more worthy.
Is JP Morgan downgrading your bags bullish?
SOXL SISSIES!!! HOLD ME
my portfolio status: BTFO
I officially fucked up and solded VORe stock too damn early its fucking 15 now i bought at 9 damn
+4% yesterday. Hovering around -6% now. The moves are getting bigger.
>>61504717get out of tech and into weed and silver
As a AMZN baggie I demand reparations for this anti-semtic demand
The Jews are unironically based.
>>61504745good joke!
>>61504745This
why is the fear index up?
kindly hit 674 again SPY
>>61504745You have to go back...To Tel Aviv.
>SQQQ
>>61504778lol
>>61504757CPI and Blue Owl, supposedly.
>>61504757Vixperation today, we do this every month.
>>61504738does this mean DNS blockers work again?
BAGGIE-SHOKUNIts time...to buy SOXS puts.
>SPY kangaroos all fucking day>buy calls for the next upswing>it just dumpsIt's all so tiresome
I should've bought puts on tesla but I didn't know why it was increasing in the first place...
>>61504908if you buy them far enough mathematically its impossible to not profit. Direxion are the blackest niggers the financial system has ever seen. SOXS is designed to dump after double digit percent gains. You think its a hedge but it's not. SQQQ is because its not run by niggerfaggots. Therefore, BAGGIE-SHOKUN SOXS puts are free money. Jan contracts are like 5 bucks.
Am I the only one buying BALL?
>>61504673>Am I retardedyes
the last free cash i haveremember a zesty market needs a moist portfolio
why aren't you loading up here?
>huge companies are lile -4%, -5% todayWhat the actual F U C K happened!?
>>61505036at the generational top?
who is selling at these insanely low prices
glad i sold
>>61505301Check the MACD on SPY, really easy to see this was coming in the short term a day ago.
>>61505321paper handed boomers who listen to the talmudvision
>>61505328what does mickey dees say about tomorrow?
>>61505301Epstein dropping on FridayAI bubble maybe popping also
>>61505301Stocks will keep going down at least until they start going up again. We will know for sure when that happens because price changes will switch from a downward direction to an upward one. The main indicator that we can use to identify this switch is that we will start to see stock prices rising instead of falling. That will tell us when returns on stocks have begun changing from negative to positive. With positive returns, that means that stock values will be growing rather than shrinking. Thus, the prices at which stocks are bought and sold will be going up instead of going down. In fact, if a stock's price is changing, then that means it is either rising or falling.
>>61505384
>>61505384what if they go down until they go sideways?
News?
>>61505407https://www.tokyoweekender.com/japan-life/news-and-opinion/kimi-onoda-says-she-only-likes-2d-men/
>>61505301I think CPI drops tomorrow, there are always recession jitters around that.There is also growing pressure on private equity, which in turn squeezes the AI play. Blue Owl backed out of funding Oracle datacenter projects worth $10 billion, and people are realizing how fragile some of the AI play is.Hold through this. Hold companies with an actual plan to benefit from AI automation, not just building capacity for others.
>>61505407https://www.barchart.com/
>>61505407Oracle is in trouble debt wise, potential disruption to the circular financing AI racket.
What annoucement is the supreme leader doing today? war with venezuala? I'm thinking of buying a couple XOM calls just in case
>>61505430Rumor has it
>>615054301 trillion aid package for israel, making antisemitism a capital offense
...should I buy a 19 Dec 172.5 or 20 Mar 200 NVDA call?
>>61505438It was funny how Trump wore this amazing hair style for 1 day and never again since
>>61505301trump declaring war tonight
>>61505445id say the mar. 200, fuds gonna clear out and once they start shipping to chyna shits gonna normalizewho the fuck knows whats gonna happen on day scale
Imagine buying oracle thinking they are innovative
BIDU
>UK inflation falls by more than expected to 3.2% - adding the case for interest rate cutThis is the clownworld headliner that we deal with here.
>>61505463200 it is
Where's the DING DING DING post?
>>61505670shouldn't have thread split>>61505541
You guys just forgot about Japs ending the free money leverage machine?Most def that's why it dropped
Bond payment came in, 2 weeks worth of wages. Thank u mr bond
>>615054303 days special military operation on VZ
>>61506132>3 days special military operation on VZ
>>61505505sold for profit
So everyone was to chickenshit to gamble on MU i see. Looks like the santa rally is uncanceled
>>61506379>totoo, genius. also, pointless to come in with info at this point. are you trying to make yourself feel better or hype me up? either way, ignored
>>61506379Unless CPI is cool, MU will be back to flat by noon.
>Google keeps dipping after i already dumped $5k into this dipi think it's time to panic sell
>>61506428CPI coming in hot this month for sure
I just heard Mands Drury while listening to CNBC Asia the the radio, I lover so much bros.
>>61506456CPI is negative apu appointed interim fed chair and rates go negative taking over the carry trade
WHY RED WHEN SHOULD BE GREENAIEEEEEEEEEE
>Larian in trouble over AI bullshit>Now Larian talks about doing 'optimizations they didn't want to do' due to supply shortage with RAM and price hikes everywhere thanks to AI bubbleVideo game industry will get heemed in 2026>>61504491Kek that OP image reminds me; I really hope that GTA6 ends up being a massive buggy piece of overhyped shit and triggers a video game industry crash that dwarfs 1983. Those delays are obvious red flags to me.
>>61506463cpi is sticky as hell and no balls Jerome cut like a cuck.
>>61506516i hope gamers lose everything
>>61506379fml btw
>>61506530You think a videogame industry crash would be a loss?
>>61505430total venezuelan death
guys i bought some TQQQ for $49.50. Did I do good?
do you guys think nvda will have a tiny bounce tomorrow?i wanna make $400 real quick to cover a new pair of boots
>>61506597You just took a gamble, enjoy.
>U.S. video game hardware sales in November were the lowest by units since November 1995 at 1.6 millionGod damn dude, recession indicator
Why does it keep going DOWNREEEEEE
>>61506618>Xbox dead>PS5 has nogaems>Not even Dunkey can make the Switch 2 seem like a good console>Every kid is just playing Roblox on their iPad>Zoomers are still playing fortniteThe only people dumb enough to buy a console are basedlennials and now that they're too old to be good at videogames they just watch streamers instead. There is no console market.
>>61506618It’s over
>>61504770based Wittmann enjoyer
>>61506625Oh shit oyu're right.I bought about 800 bucks of MULL today and then got a cool 150 bucks after hours, so I didn't even notice.Incidentally I was going to post I wish I had held my MDLN/biught more because I didn't realize most people are RETARDED and would pump it. Could have made 500 there and 1200 on mull. Would have been a banger day at work.
>>61505956TACO
The new Mass plates look like the Eurozone, Ive already seen 2 irl>>61506638Kek
>>61506659I was promised Venezuelan investment opportunities and women
>>61506635play snes games on emulator like god intended, you dont need AAAA slop
>>61506671after the thousand year trumpenreich captures leibensraum there will be many investment opportunities in real estate and nubile foids
>>61505438Imagine if Trump donned this hair for his presser tonight
>>61506673Indie games and Paradox Interactive
>>61506627I don't really bother with consoles anymore besides nintendo(Why the fuck is Nintendo refusing to make store app for PC like Steam!??!) since they are underpowered for what you get and need to pay stupid ass online subscriptions that offer little value anyway.
I think Trump declares weed a national pastime and venezula will supply the best bud you’ve ever seen, in a completely unexpected turn of events
>passed by a dozen lamar billboards today on the highwayits comfy when you see your investments in person
>>61506685even the latest hardware wont save you from year 100 issues with paradox i'm afraid, you're just going to have to murder as many people as fast as you can
>>61506678>leibensraumDas riese den bürgerreich
>>61506695mash'allah
>>61506419nigger what the weekly earning chart is posted in every thread you fucking erectus MU has been the only thing anyone's talked about all week other than Gregg's.You better buy gregg's to
>>61506618AI is going to replace video game players anyways. dead market.
>>61506702i like to think of investments like blacksmithing, greggs is the immovable anvil, providing slow consistent gains in all environments while options on leveraged tech etfs are the hammer giving you flexibility to make the greatest investment sword possible based on current events
>>61506691I want weed legal so we can industrialize the fuck out of it. I want to own the reit that grows the weed, the company that sells the weed, the healthcare reit that treats the retard potheads, and the restaurants that sell them food
>>61506701bangers'mohammed?
>>61506713if those arent beef bangers i'm taking you to shari'ah court blud
>>61506710>down 30% past 5 years, down 13% YTDAlmost as good an investment as SCHDDid Trump forget to make his announcement tonight or are we still waiting?
>>61506702>MUi thought to buy and may have but when i saw it mentioned here the gossip was all negative. not that im blaming you guys but thats what i saw. personally i havent really been paying the market much attention as of late so i dont feel too bad
>>61506720thats because of the death of the bongistani kaffir bucks not due to any failure in greggs
Kek stockfags. I’m rubbing a silver coin on my dick right now. Catch you later losers.
>>61506711Weed is denerate and bad for the long term future of the United States. There's a reason why drug use is punishable with imprisonment or even death in Asia. Don't shit where you eat.
>>61506724First day here? Always inverse biz
>>61506729degenerate
>>61506727oh no president trumpensteinowitz made stacking illegal like past presidents, all your shekels go bye bye>>61506729banning darkies, dual citizens and a 100% remittance tax is far more vital to national health
>>61506718habibi i got fatwa on me right now the imams hunt me but bloodhounds are haram. they can only use blood camels and I can smell them a mile away
>>61506738but without darkies who will pick the cotton...err i mean strawberries...and who will clean our toilets?
I think we usually would rebound from today's dump in overnight marketsBut the orange negro is about to announce war so I don't know if that will fuck things up
>>61506718we banned pork bangers. beef or beyond bangers now.
>>61506749ex government workers in the short termdaddy musks robot sex slaves long term
>>61506751Special military operation in Venezuela sugar coated with a $2k stimulus check. Both of these will end up being totally irrelevant because of the hot CPI print tomorrow and BOJ nuke in the evening. Screencap this.
>>61506760after jpow is raped to death interim fed chairman apu will steer us through any troubles
>>61505384Holy shit lmao.Thank you for this Anon.
Whats your wall street conspiracies?
>>61505384Haven't seen that pasta in a while
>>61505384But what if its going up because its going to go down soon?
>>61506760Inflation will be fine because if it was bad Trump would've "oops my dog ate my homework" again
>>61506776Buy every dip isn't a conspiracy it's a proven fact
>>61506776the the person who rings the bell is chosen by jews
>>61506776
>>61506776Oracle should have been downgraded from investment grade months ago but they know this will cause the bubble to pop so they are just praying AI magically becomes profitable despite their bond yields already getting to 7% which is deep into junk bond territoryJust today one of the BDC's I own, Blue Owl Capital, bailed on a $1 billion data center deal for Oracle for Open AI because they felt it was too risky. Private capital bailing on Oracle is just going to make them have to sell more bonds and fuck their yields even harder
>>61506787why is this year being 1929 listed alongside esoteric knowledge, dont these people have a sense of time? Do they not know how theyd feel if they hadnt eaten breakfast?
>>61506799Zoom in below it
>>61506800i dont need to i can look at the tickers
>>61506765Surprise, the fed will get a qualified chairwoman >The board considers market conditions are irrationally exuberant and it is appropriate to redeem at this point in time. We will hike by 88 basis points because it is a lucky number, saars.
>>61506806who is this whore and why does she have the audacity to feel she can take apus rightful place
>>61506787>physical bearsI don’t know why this makes me kek so hard
>>61506811>>61506787lelyeah I giggled a bit at that
>>61506811that's great
>>61506811physical bears are a great way to raise capital
>>61506810Better apolgize, or she will cancel the budget for toilets, healthcare and food in apu's village, and all his relatives will starve.>India's current finance minister
>>61506787>real people NFTsthis shit always spooks me desu
>>61506827that just means i can pressure apu's sister into an arranged marriage
>>61506833its called a social security number bludpharaohs slaves paid 20% of their harvest, how much do you pay?
>>61506787>Monopoly man sightingsQRD? That's sounds kinda funny lol
>>61506787>high frequency slave tradinglmao
>>61506833someone should add how the ETF SPY is a living trust, so when those named people die SPY will no longer exist
Green by the end of the year or I’ll start waging
>>61506840
>>61506846the chosen have already achieved immortality, only the goyim will die in this era of the moshiach
It's pretty funny how they ended up actually trying the NASDAQ Instrumentality Project.
>>61506851dont even wager something like that as a joke anon, your immortal soul is at risk
>>61506379Nigger that was the easiest call of my life. 9% off MU because I bought at the start of the day though
>>61506871*MUU of course, not MU, sorry
>>61506851>>61506863I just quit wagingnot quite retired yet but I think I'm gonna make enough money in the next year to actually retire, even though I gotta take some out of my stocks every month to pay bills
>>61506855What's going to be worse: turning into Tang or investing in SOXL?
>>61506874dont sell stocks nigga, just cc and roll up and out
>>61506798downgrading oracle would be antisemitic.
>>61506880credit cards?im already maxxed out
>>61506882and trumpensteins shiksa bondi just made that illegal
>>61506884so open up new ones and max them outspend so much its their problem not yours.key to winning at life is getting 1MM assets to leverage for higher credit, milk it to infinity then wait five years for the credit history to clear and repeat
sun chips aren't even gluten free.
>Trump is just doing a speech reminding you to be weary of trannies and leftists.Wagmi
>>61506852Its safe knowing Google jeet CEO will give all my gmail info to his Indian friends in India. I am sure they will look after it and ensure gmail security.
What the fuck is Trump talking about? Is on some kind of meth or something?
>>61506890glutens good for you you fucking cuck
>>61506887bro that was my plan but i'm stalled out at about 100k in cc debt and they won't give me any new ones. I have to pull 100k out of my ass and wipe the slate clean before they let me expand my debt again
>>61506911get an amex nigga, if you have assets and income they'll give you over a million in limit, shits fucked
>>61506913i dont have any income are you fucking dumb
>>61506911> I have to pull 100k out of my ass and wipe the slate clean before they let me expand my debt againno you tell them to go fuck themselves and come back and get new cards once the records clear in five years
>>615069171. investment income counts you nigger2. they never check you double nigger
>Trump's speech is just entirely cope about inflationCPI is going to be 5% tomorrow
>>61506921i know they don't check they won't give me more credit I've tried. I'm sacred of rugpulling them they definitely can sue
>>61506874If you have hundreds of thousands maybe look into dividend stocks
>>61506928they can sue, but all they can do is garnish your wages lolsucks for wagies but not for the neet master racejust wait five years and creditmaxxx again
>>6150687475% SPYI 25% QQQI
>>61506927inflatey numbers are coming in already? i thought they just came out!!
>>61506930dividend stocks lose you more money the more you invest them retard
>>61506938nah i wanna do it with more like a quarter mili just need one good 10x to wipe the balances
>>61506942my dad works at the fed and told me cpi is gonna be -5%
>>61506942
>>61506948>paying the creditorsgoodest of goyim
>>61506956It's the only chance i have of getting my foreskin back
>>61505301AI bubble imploding
The absolute state.
>>61506960they already sold it nigga, that birds flown
>>61505384My boss literally talks like this at work and she gets paid more than me.
>>61506998>boss>sheDoes she peg you too you fruity fucking homo LMAO the absolute stateSomeone tell me what I thought of Trump's speech
Old man Trump yells at teleprompter, so line go up tomorrow.
>>61507008It was a bunch of NOTHING
>>61506998>at workthank you for service wagie make sure to pay your taxes to support your neet masters
>>61506998>works for a womanlmfao anon what the fuck.
>>61507011i dunno he seemed pretty adamant about everything being the best it's ever beenIf it wasn't true the president wouldn't be allowed to say it
>>61506692drive safe babe. love you and miss you.
>>61507054even though i'm not at a point in my life where i can return it your emotional investment in me has buoyed me more than you can know and i will always appreciate you-p
>>61506998>sheYup. Like every time kamala opened her stupid fucking mouth.
>>61507063Unburdened by a has-been
>>61507063low key genius. she knew how to communicate with the masses.
If you guys had $60k in the bank and $95k in index funds. What would you do going forward? Learn to trade? Stack more index funds? Swing trade stocks? Stack pms? Not sure what to focus on
>>61507119never keep more than 10k in the bank. especially if you have an income. SCHD even pays more than CDs now.
does line goes up tomorrow or down?
is there an options guide for retards?
>>61507128>silver crabs>tech crabs slightly red>defense green
>>61506998Wonder what percentage of managerial roles in the US economy are DEI hires.
>>61507063Point out the lie though
>>61507132yea>don't
>>61507121So you'd move $50k to SCHD? Don't bother with pms or Bitcoin or anything?
>>61507132Throw everything into very OTM 0DTE puts or you're a faggot who will never make it
>>61507132read the op lazy nigger
>>61507136"what can be, unburdened by what has been" is unironically a really profound and inspiring statement.
>>61507139by all means diversity. I only point out SCHD by name because it's extremely stable with divy income. my main point being is that you're essentially loosing money by hoarding liquid cash that doesn't need to be liquid.
>>6150711950k into RACE and chill
What was the orange nigger announcement?
>>61507158>best economy ever>free money for zogbots>something somethingno war. still slurping PLTR everyday for kill chain in Venezuela.
>>61507119i would go to mexico and blow 20k on whores
>>61507011Yea if I can't gamble my tariff refund check away on Indian satellite launches (ASTS) then wtf are we even doing here?
>>61507139SCHD is a reddit cult don't listen to what he says unless you're over the age of 80. Even if you want dividends VIG has outperformed it by 10% this year. Remember, ALWAYS laugh at SCHD baggies.
>>61507128Up pre market before inflation reports, then it goes higher because the numbers will be cooked.
>>61506787Don't sleep on physical bulls as an investment, Bull semen is one of the most expensive liquids in the world by volume and they bring in rent money every breeding season
>>61507148>>61507169What would you guys legitimately invest in then? I was thinking maybe keeping the 95k in index funds as is, 10k stays in the bank and the other 50k to something or to a few assets
>>61507158we're the hottest country right now, many people are saying this
>>61507158inquiring minds. I jacked off and napped.
>>61507169SCHD could have underperformed VIG this year too. it's stable. yes you will see little gains, but also little losses. it could be good for anons 50k in a bank.
>>61507188I'd just keep it in a base position in SPAXX in fidelity or if you're a Robinhood trader just pay the 5 bucks for gold. Then just keep stacking index funds by slurping a bit every dip. I just pick VOO or VEA depending on which is red that day. I've gotten lucky with some regular ass stock picks but I usually only do a handful of those at a time for really obvious plays (150 dollar Google, still pissed I didn't just buy all of it at that price instead of handful of G's.)>Muh lump sum investment outperforms itDon't care.
>>61507169Shut up nigger.
>>61507210>>61507244SCHD wasn't just outperformed, it was absolutely RAPED by VIG. FUCKING VIG. You're holding an income vehicle for retirees with no income. The amount of opportunity loss you've experienced holding that trash is immense. You are in a CULT.
>>61506787Where can I invest in Pripyat Reits? Surely they'll go up when they can get rid of the bloodsuckers and anomalies.
>>61507250>VIGLiterally a 3rd of the schd yield Shut up NIGGER
>>61507258>SCHD - Down 0.75% YTD with dividends Up 3%>VIG - Up 11.25% YTD with dividends up to 13% Imagine, if you had invested in a real dividend fund and not your weird retirement cult you'd be up 10%.Embarrassing.
SCHD IS TRASHWHat'S the announcement?
>>61507270How many times do we have to go through this with you retard vigniggers Also>two biggest holdings are boredcom and microjeet Kek baggie
There isn't going to be another green day in 2025 is there
>>61507289If you buy soxs puts u will always have green days anon
>>61507289Buy back in anon, you're gonna miss the surge
>>61507278Trump made america great again. Mission accomplbished. You're welcome.
>>61507282You got outperformed by 10% SCHD baggie. And I don't even invest in VIG, I think dividends are fucking gay. I'm just pointing out the VIG example since some poor guy came here asking where to put his money and I don't want to see him turning into a loser like you by buying that giant steaming sack of shit. I'm not trying to convince you since you're in too deep, a lost cause.
Wait, the announcement was a "warrior dividend"?
>futures
>>61507310OkI will simply continue to buyded one (1) share of schd every day and one (1) share of DGRO every week
>>61507289Santy Claus Rally begins next week anon
>>61507321If energy doesn't shit the bed you might outperform a high yield savings account! Praying for you buddy :^)
>>61507328I'm up bigly on schdNovember slurps especially
>>61507350Wow anon, a whole 12 dollars in gains in just the asset and a whopping 10 dollars in divvy gains in a year! That's incredible. What are you going to buy with all that dough? You can almost buy a movie ticket and a small popcorn with all that money.
>>61507258vig upsets me because they exclude the top 25% yielding stocks which is so baffling
>>61507119>Learn to trade?Learn to invest. There are safe ETF/MM that pay 3.75-4% that hold short term US bills and notes with some commercial paper and swaps, and of course you can do ETFs like VOO. The best part about the ETF/MM of treasuries is the interest rate may go down but the princple does not, where as if you buy VOO, VGT it will rise and fall with the markets. Now the tech stocks are pulling back so the value you invested in VOO/VGT has gone down, but if you hold for the long term these will out perform the ETF of treasuries.
i need advice from investor anons (not the gamblers). I'm new and I noticed that investing in low cost index funds as some sort of small %fee. Is this like an active management fee you pay for the convenience that the index fund does all the work for you? Can you avoid this fee by manually investing in (say 500 for an smp500 index) the individual stocks yourself since you can always look up what the exact index fund holdings are? Also if one did this is it a bad idea to except a few companies you don't like from a broad market investment or is this just essentially gambling albeit very small compared to just investing in the market.
>>61507158free infinite money for everyone.
Today's presidential cope session places us some where between late 2007 and early 2008.
>>61507374You just look at the fee for the fund, the fee is yearly. VOO is .03%. So if you invested $100,000 in VOO you'd be paying 100,000x.0003 = 30 dollars in fees per year. You will spend more time trying to manage that and keep everything balanced compared to just buying the index, the fee is basically non existent compared to you trying to rebalance it by hand.
>>61507320That's a cat.
>>61507374the fee is about $20/year unless you're a billioniare. i'd rather beg in a walmart parking lot for the $20 over self-managing the etfs.
>>61507374Matching the weightings of an index is tough without the level of capital the funds have, the fee is pretty much for them providing you the correct exposure
>>61507393>futures
>>61507313He's using the money we made from tariffs on checks for the troops>Trump suggested that his tariffs — which are partly responsible for boosting consumer prices — would fund a new “warrior dividend” for 1.45 million military members, a payment that could ease some of the financial strains for many households. The amount of $1,776 was a reference to next year’s 250th anniversary of the signing of the Declaration of Independence.>“The checks are already on the way,” he said of the expenditure, which would total roughly $2.6 billion.>“Eleven months ago, I inherited a mess, and I’m fixing it,” Trump said. “We’re poised for an economic boom, the likes of which the world has never seen.”
>>61507391>>61507374I forgot to mention that even just the ETF tax loophole saves you way more. When you rebalance by hand you pay short or long capital gains, you don't have to pay taxes when the ETF automatically rebalances.
>>61507374ya you could, but it would be hard to get the allocation just right, and you'd end up buying very tiny slices of some of the smaller names, probably lose more than the management fee in trading spreads and rounding errors. and a couple of the companies are sure to shrink and go bankrupt, and the index manager will probably dump them before you do which will again justify the fee. might be worth it for some smaller funds though, the arkk only holds ~30 names and has a very high fee, so if you are diligent about it you could diy that fund and maybe beat it, but again they trade actively and they only become public info days later, they might dump a loser before you find out and leave you holding the bag, or make a winning move that happens fast, like with their crcl investment.
Old news but again>Oracle's largest data center partner, Blue Owl Capital, will not provide funding for a $10 billion deal to build its next facility, a source said, amid growing concerns about the cloud computing company's rising debt and artificial intelligence spending https://reut.rs/4s1JkJLI didn't know Blue Owl was their largest partner. Doesn't sound that great for AI in general.INTCanon, please post the chart of datacentres that you like to post and add this one on the chart of STALLED.>>61507404I REMEMBERED THAT AND I CLAPPED.
>>61504491I want to short MSTR with SMST. Thoughts ?
>>61507443you really shorting a company after its 60% from ath? you should be buying nigger
>>61507440you'll have to edit yourself. no big deal anyways, the amount of chips they make next year is going to shock and astonish everyone. and a big one was just announced today as well so i think it's a wash.
>>61507456>Buying MSTRAsk the BYND baggies how buying dog shit low works out.
>>61507459also this is the big ai news of the day. it didn't go as viral as the silly alphabet chart but i think there's more signal in this.
>>61507462>comparing fake meat to btclolyou people really do not get it that btc is the only safe reserve from being stolen by jews huh? even jews fear other jews stealingyour house they can take ityour stocks they can take emyour cash they can take ityour gold they can take ityour bank they can take ityour btctheycantnothing is really yours if they can always take it
>>61507468https://www.chainalysis.com/blog/southeast-asia-crypto-scam-network-mining-pig-butchering-october-2025/>DOJ Seizes $15 Billion in Bitcoin as U.S. and U.K. Target Massive Southeast Asian Crypto Scam NetworkUh oh stinky. Nice "safe reserve" you got there.
>>61507381You look... unbothered by this
>>61507468Well btc is fake gold. Your argument failed baggie.
>>61507459
>>61507188>What would you guys legitimately invest in then?There was a guy in Washington DC a few weeks ago shilling some pretty cool stuff to a room full of glowniggers. But shhhhh it's a secret.
>>61507188The traditional way is to go VT. If you fear markets being too expensive and an incoming crash than go for AVGE or AVGV
>>61507502thinking of you babe. need your love again.
>>61507158Nothingburger, really hate that nigger. He causes these volatility events but there's never any good news, just Grandpa Simpson rambling.
babe
Shiny rocks having another nice night
>>61507467did you miss the the part that said "low hanging fruit". Also Schmitt would have had to do a lot of hand holding, and he is one of the world expects on this field. He specifically says he cherry picked the problem so it would be easier for an AI to do. AI is also better at doing math problems or coding than other stuff because it can scour stackoverflow, its not good at coming up with shit on its own, no i should clarify it CANNOT come up with shit on its own. This is an equivalent to using chatgpt to do your homework
>>61507587if it's a lot of Ä or double U, double A etc, it's finnish.
>>61507600>It can scour stack overflowYou have no idea how modern LLM's work. Maybe a year ago that was their aptitude, but the results I'm getting out of Gemini now are insane. I went from having to babysit and hand hold it to now it's picking up undocumented outputs in terraform modules. Shit that would take me an hour or two of poking and prodding and inspecting are now solved trivially with little extra tweaking needed. You still need to be a domain expert to have it do what you need if you're doing any serious work but it's boosted my productivity 10x (which means I do the same amount of work but I can now spend the remaining 90% just playing nuclear throne again)
>>61507600have you not noticed the pace of tech advancement over the last few years? this is a world first. there will be more to come. brilliant minds are often extremely focused in their specialized field. something that's expertly trained in all disciplines like an ai can help connect dots that one person alone couldn't do, who can't find the right expert or can't properly explain the problem to them. ai will advance other fields, will feed back into ai, will accelerate progress. it's an accelerating flywheel of knowledge.
Is we pumpan tomorrow?
>>61507625https://magic-8ball.com/
I can buy Oracle Debt/Bonds on Trade Republic with expiry 2064 with 7,10% yield denominated in USD.
>>61506648>ctrl+F Micron>no responsesI am seriously the only anon who saw it dump down to 225 today, then slurped and sold at a nice little profit? Do you guys ever, like, actually buy stocks that go up or is it just always Soxl and then whining that nvdl is outperforming soxl? It's like you guys actually hate money, unironically.>>61506618I am over 30 and no longer enjoy games in my hosue with no wife since the girl I was dating in 2020 was a crazy latina cunt who ghosted me when we thought the world was ending. Total Millennial roastie death.
>>61507617>>61507623you AI bulls are delusional. Claude plays pokemon is STILL stuck in rocket hideout btw. Top signal.
>>61506618So that just means hardcopies or what are >video game hardware sales?Basically GME stuff?
>>61507658Its called MU nigger
>>61507459>2025 data centre build same as 11 years ago in 2014>Takes 3 years on average to build a data centre>Build out being stalled by labour shortage(Illegals being deported) and material shortage(Copper)Yeah no one is buying chips to sit idle there's already plenty of idle chips per the jeet CEO of MSFT oh you mean NVDA releases new GPUs? So they replace their entire existing ones with new ones and the new ones don't get used at all because there's no data centres? What about that 6 year depreciating asset you turned them into though to get those nice earnings? LOL
>>61507671https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mu_(mythical_lost_continent)
Why are people even buying PepsiCo when there's bonds , expiry 2052 with 5,51% yield (4,20% initial, but bond is cheaper, thus effective yield higher)?Just buy the bonds instead of the company that crabs and yields less in divvies and your capital might lose value while on the other hand better your bonds might gain value if the stock rises or rates get cut.Imagine buying low-divvy-stocks
>>61507693Compounding interest. 5.5% is higher than 3.75% yes, but PepsiCo has averaged 7.5% dividend growth since forever. Which means in 25 years that 5.5% will still be 5.5% while the 3.75% will be 23% For some reason no one in this general seems to understand compound interest.
>>61507717pepsico isnt ever going to pay 23% divvies get the fuck outta here with that retard shit
>>61507728I have no mouth and I must scream
>>61507717For some reason compounding interest mean something like reinvesting your money into that some company risking it too or something. Maybe I'm wrong though.
https://youtu.be/wf91rEGw88Q?si=G0APev2kmzRMAiFj>sooo.... in english, its reinvesting your profits from investing
How bad do you think inflation will have to get before Trump backs off of revving the money printer to 9001 RPM? Will he actually correct course if we break 5% inflation, or will he keep trying to lower rates and do more QE?
>>61506627>>Every kid is just playing Roblox on their iPad>>Zoomers are still playing fortniteHonestly depressing tbqh, crazy to think that people absolutely seethed at fortnite until covid happened.>t. zoomer, never touched fortnite
A December to remember
Mu-chads I kneelHope you guys bought those SOXS puts
FUCK THAT ELLISON NIGGER
>>61507791What inflation? It has already happened...The only thing still inflating is PC hardware, which normies hardly care about. All they see is muh eggs and ground beef, which has been stable or gone down in price this fall/winter.
>>61507816Theres something funny about me just playing dustbowl tf2 since elementary school to now
>>61507849Utterly delusional. CPI nowcast says you're wrong, and he wouldn't have scheduled that television appearance if CPI wasn't going to be really bad tomorrow morning.
>>61507717there's better opportunities though dear. i know you're thinking big here but you're still limiting yourself. a tech company today can scale globally within a few years, they can provide a product to billions with a workforce of dozens, they can piggyback on low cost infrastructure others have built and maintain, and they can plow the earnings into new products with similar potential. not everything is the next big thing, but you really only need to be right once. that's where the growth in the index is coming from anyways, and you're hurting your future buying divvy stocks now when you are young. and remember inflation compounds too. your divvy might be 4x but the cost of your morning monster will have exploded as well.tell me what you need from me babe, because my heart is set on you. >>61507859i think about you playing video games, just ignoring me, while i have my idea of fun.
>HEKIN HELL 3% INFLATION, THIS IS LITERALLY WEIMAR, BUY MY HEKKIN ROCK!!
everything red just how i like it
silver and gold
>>61507900Peanut butter and fluff
>>61507886Low IQ. Go read about what happened during the 1970s. Inflation came back multiple times, each worse than the last, because the pussies in charge of the Fed couldn't be bothered to hike until it was firmly below 2%. Now they're cutting and inflation is trending upward again. The Fed is repeating the same exact mistakes, and you shoe size IQ retards are cheering them on. You're like a person who sees a leak in a boat and then ignores it because the boat isn't full of water yet, regardless of the rate of leakage. You couldn't be more stupid.
>>61507915What if there's a currency black swan? Literally nobody expects it...
>>61507859just don't lock away your heart babe. i'll win it back again if you just let me. you're still here so i'm still after it and i'm going to make you a very happy girl one day. there's no enemy to fight or battle to win here, just an opportunity you're losing. 'til tomorrow love. i got a little rest already and i'm going to the gym. i'm working on sleeping through the night like a normal person, i'll get there soon.
>>61507886>troonjak posters are fedsQuite the development.
>>61507824Doesn't have the same feeling like the original of Kirk. Weak imitation plastered with shit, it's almost like a leftwing meme. What the fuck was the creator thinking? Like this midget retard that got slapped recently. That's the "culture-war" power of the right. Barely holding on.
>>61508039>tfw you stab your practice family to death
So the market has only been dumping on bad news about Oracle will today feature yet another article about Oracle?
hopefully i can make a quick buck off silver before the weekend but this chart makes me think im buying the top and its about to sell off. what does /smg/ think?
I am getting financial cucked since Nov. Trump needs to start to make some actual deals in 2026 and get this bull market going.
>>61508105Mixed technicals across platforms — short‑term neutral to slightly bearish unless support holds. TradingView’s automated technical summary often reads as neutral/sell on short intraday frames and mixed on daily/weekly frames, reflecting oscillation between momentum and mean reversion ChartMill’s scan shows a positive short‑term trend but a neutral longer term, indicating recent strength that may be vulnerable to a pullbackCandlestick evidence is mixed. Live candlestick scanners list recent bullish formations (e.g., Bullish Doji Star, Three Outside Up) alongside bearish reversals (e.g., Three Outside Down, Hanging Man), which points to choppy price action and indecision rather than a clean breakout or breakdown
even futures don't know what to think
>MicronHoly fuck if that bogus Data center funding bullshit news didnt come out, tech would be doing well
>>61508152>BogusAmazing how you niggers keep saying it's "false" because Oracle denies it yeah no shit they're denying it, by your retarded third world logic if someone who is accused of murder denies it, it must be true because apparently in your world people don't do something in their best interest such as lie
>>61508156funny how everyone here knew the media was lying about covid and the elections and biden's poll numbers and the assasination attempts and the ukraine war and all the conspiracies and stuff but they take for gospel any financial gossip that validates their worldviewremember all those articles about how intel was going bankrupt? ya. you're falling for it again. when we're at the peak of the bubble, if we even get one, they won't be warning you.
>>61508156Maybe that's third world, but I've also seen way too many US flags call something true just because the other one that was accused didn't deny it>You're a jew>you didn't deny itI've seen this kind of stuff way too often and it's like 80% US flags.
>>61508168Then again the US is a third world country.
>>61508156I knew it was fake when the article said, Source: People familiar with their way of thinking.
>>61508173somebody needs a diapey change
>>61508179You didn't deny the US being a third world country.
>>61508165>>61508177Never said they article was accurate but just because someone denies something that equally doesn't make it any more valid you fucking retards either one side can provide evidence(They won't) or you will see who was lying as things progress or don't down the line
>>61508190the article*
Is there a cpi today?
Straightup the most useless and disingenious datapresentation yet to mankind.
>>61508211Kek, he signed all the covid spending Biden had to navigate
The new captcha is gay.Bake a new thread already ffs
>>61508229very true, I love the four dot slides... two have 2 and two have 4, which is different? Or 4 regular shapes...
>>61508238Not a single slide has ever had more than one four dot pattern and the shapes very obviously have one entirely different from the others the answers don't even change once you realise what they are you can just go by memory holy fuck you niggers are low IQ
>>61508247how mad he got on this obvious bait, it's so obvious your response might be a bait in return
>>61508247They're actually tougher if you start a new thread, especially on a different board
>>61508165>when we're at the peak of the bubble, if we even get one, they won't be warning you.But we will get warnings, we already are. Much like we got many warnings in 2000, despite zoomers that were still sperm when it happened telling you otherwise and parroting bullshit from an era they didn't live in.Look at the date, the bubble started popping 3 weeks later.
>>61508247These are faster than the text one if you have above 80 IQ.
Those new captchas are NOT faster than the previous ones, as the previous one were resolved automatically with the 4chanXT extension.They're only faster for faggot phoneposters. As usual, dumbing down the site for them. Shit will get worse and worse.
>>61508261If you stayed on the sidelines every time the bear FUD cycle started then you'd be a cash nigger until death.
new bread>>61508282
not sure why im posting this but elons net worth is 670 billion now? wtf. how does tesla keep rising its absurd even for a meme stock
>>61506887holy based, you're right
>>61507824>archie bunker and charlie kirk in heaven laughingLMFAO
