>enters price discovery in a bear marketPeople are rotating into the only real cryptocurrency leftDid you faggots forget why we even got into this in the first place? Or you're all 2021 newfags or something? You're standing around celebrating because "the banks", the very thing we were trying to get away from with crypto, are taking control of everything. You're celebrating because they're regulating and figuring out how to better tax people on their crypto. Are you fucking retarded or what?
>>61515873I've been in and I got made fun of a lot for being in for so long. My only regret is that I didn't have more.
>>61515873I bought 1200 xmr back when it was like $12. Haven't sold, just etched it in a piece of steel. Idk I never felt like giving up, it just needs more publicity
why is it pumping noweven zcash seems like it lost momentumwho the fuck is buying monero when regulators are hostile to it>inb4 shadow economyif that's true why now and not at any point in the past 5 years
>>61516029people are realizing "oh shit, I forgot privacy actually does matter"Monero is the only coin that's actually private which is why you can't buy it on Coinbase and Binance
>>61515873lol it's only pumping cause the feds don't want an actual privacy coin to usurp it in the shitcoin horserace. it's not price discovery you fucking nitwit, it's desperation
>>61516044An unknown amount of Monero has been deposited into your account
>>61516038>why now and not at any point in the past 5 years
>>61516080probably all of the impending government regulations which have gone from "yeah that'll probably happen someday" to "coming in 2026"
>>61516083>why now and not at any point in the past 5 years"government bad" narrative has always been there, what changed in the past few weeks? If anything, monero getting more and more sidelined from conventional capital markets should lead to price going down. It doesn't make any sense why it would start pumping now.
>>61516090It pumps reliably in relation to zcash pumping. It's pumping solely to insure it stays above zcash in rank. It's so blatantly obvious that anyone ignoring this fact is probably a monerofed.
>>61516029>>61516044The only reason it's pumping is because a text book 'cup and handle' pattern has formed on the week chart. That's it. Once it hits ~$550-600 it'll dump again in line with the rest of the market.
>>61515927>My only regret is that I didn't have more.Same, I actually bought some stuff with my stack kek. Almost 20 XMR I could have had but I don't regret the genuine economic activity.Anyone with a shit coin should swap into XMR asap!!!!
>>61516158why is it the only major, established crypto not following the pattern of other alts? chart formations have nothing to do with it considering so far it always moved in relation to bitcoin and broader cycles
>>61516029>who the fuck is buying monero when regulators are hostile to itAnyone of above average intelligence, unlike yourself.
>>61516158>it’s a cup and handle>it won’t follow the cup and handle pattern of how much it’s supposed to moonOk
>>615160291) people increasingly know all of their activities on all other chains are permanently viewable by everyone2) all other coin narratives collapsing
>>61516244You could have made this exact argument in 2022 except, you know, monero tanked just like anything else
>gets listed on hyperliquid and only goes up 5%>before that 60% of volume attributed to kucoin futures markets pumping the price for them to sell the spot they got from binance for twice what they paid to schizo retards who use it as a withdrawal mechanism>dogshit transaction history >definitely not a nothing burger hyped up by anontard who bought at 450 in 2021
>>61516353>Gets listed on hyperliquidWorth noting that hyperliquid's swap is a "trusted third party" integration, it's not native wallet-to-wallet, which is probably why it didn't do much. It's not working with full liquidity.Also anontard that bought at 450 in 2021 would've sold to escape it last month when it hit 450.
>>61516391Oh look a bagholder explaining bagholder logic
>>61516391>Also anontard that bought at 450 in 2021 would've sold to escape it last month when it hit 450.No. XMR has been as low as $100 in the last 2 years. DCA saves the day AGAINI bought at 500 originally, and a good amount around 160. I'm up a good amount rn and my belief in XMR only grows.
>>61516290The fucking SEC just had a public presentation talking about the dangers of public blockchain ledgers.It takes time but retards learn things too
>>61516391>blablah swaps blablah liquidity Futes have been the tail wagging the crypto dog for a long time and xmr missed the mark.
>be rajesh from bangalore >sell vids of you molesting your niece to telegram russians for 2000 rupees in monero>what if 3000 rupees >shill monero in hope of this happening
>>61517115jewish post
>>61516244rich people are beginning to realize that some people have died of robberies from lack of onchain privacy
>>61517145Based
>>61516029>why is it pumping nowIt's time.
>>61517115Fucking groanZEC Troon
>>61515873>Are you fucking retarded or what?Yes. I literally don't know how to use DEXes without getting scammed by a jeet or how to offramp without CEXes. It's over for me but I wish you the best. I agree Monero is the only true crypto, but it's not built for midwits.
>>61517816The XMR general here is your friend, you can learn everything you need from there including how to off ramp
We're breaking the conditioning
>>61517824nah they are useless. if you ask how to offramp in europe they will give hamful replies like "just use swap" and similar shit which would only cause you to have your shit frozen once you try to convert it into fiat.
>>61517833With the new EU laws next year a swap will be impossible without ID anyway.Judging by your response I don’t think you’ve spent much time in the dedicated XMR general on /biz/ I strongly recommend that you do. The thread baker is highly knowledgeable and very generous with advice
>>61517115Now for the XMR reality:>Be someone from somewhere>Sell something to someone else somewhere else in Monero>Nobody knows anything about the transaction>Shill Monero so more people can experience privacy
>>61517842As I said, they don't have the answers and neither do you.
>>61516080Imagine being dumb as this mfVenezuelan supply not priced in yet
>>61518139>someone is suppressing prices working girls charge to customers
>>61518326>double my rates>nobody buys my services anymore because else in the area is half the price
Pumping
>>61516029Venezuelans
daunt.link
>>61517842I use cake wallet, I plan to keep my Monero on it until maybe, even tho I don't think so, that stupid DAC8 EU law will be abolished or maybe until something that can offer an alternative comes up. Do you think it is a good plan?
>>61515873>true to form, op is a faggot
>>61515873honeypoy, no thanks
>>61520691>download/sideload an apk/ipa from github/f-droid instead of using app store.>download feather wallet on laptop/pc
>>61516049Underrated
It's over...
>XMR on the rise>ZCash exploding>Dash still nowhereWhat happened to DASH? Haven't followed crypto in 7 years or something
>>61530731got delisted back in 2021 with monero and havent seen it since
Uhh, monerobros, any response to this?https://www.reddit.com/r/monerouncensored/comments/1pry0pd/leaked_video_shows_how_a_chainalysis_investigator/
>>61515873idont even know how to get this pos off chain
>>61531992>unreviewed content, please view in reddit appI fucking have reddit. I refuse to download an app and I will never make an account. Tldr?
>>61532103*hate
>>61532103Qubic didn't work, zcrash didn't work but the feds still have a FUD quota to fulfill. If it worked, they would've claimed the bounty by the IRS by now.
>>61515873is it profitable to mine?
>thread is still up>>61532184mining makes you monero, shilling to at every opportunity potentially nets you profit
>>61531992 easy, run your own node.this has always been recommended by the community and only should connect to a trusted remote node if needed.this is only if you connect to a malicious public node ran by one of these sniffers.after this ALL THIS, you get is their IP address, which was fixed with dandelion++ which hides IP meta data, even noted by the narrator in this video
>>61532178>If it worked, they would've claimed the bounty by the IRS by now.https://forklog.com/en/irs-to-task-chainalysis-with-tracking-monero-transactions/
>>61515873I fucking sold my Monero and bought more bitcoin
>>61532256https://techleaks24.substack.com/p/how-i-deanonymized-a-random-monerohttps://github.com/Rucknium/OSPEAD
>>61532284interesting, what's the catch with DERO?
>>61532315Inflation scam https://techleaks24.substack.com/p/how-the-dero-community-independently
>>61532256No way to do this without downloading the entire 250gb xmr chain?
>>61532284>red checks>green xs wtf am I looking at
>>61532264update on this bounty so you dont open the floor for more fud, the irs bounty was filled back in 2021 and an foia request shares info on the bounty>https://www.reddit.com/r/Monero/comments/z9j62d/the_irs_bounty_the_full_story/>Note that the contractors were free to target either Monero or Lightning Network, at their option. >The contracts were awarded to Chainalysis and Integra FEC, published 2020-09-30. https://sam.gov/opp/5ab94eae1a8d422e88945b64181c6018/view>The contracts began on 2020-09-30 and ended on 2021-09-29. Three months later, 2021-12-10 Chainalysis started advertising support for Lightning Network. https://blog.chainalysis.com/reports/lightning-network-support/>>61532284he didnt even solve the problem presented in the beginning of the article, he thinks he maybe narrowed it down to 2 blocks and says "chain analysis could do the rest
>>61532364I read it a second time. The investigator identified 30 out of 32 decoys by using a simple xmr explorer. That ain't FUD, Monero sucks.
>>61532395Honestly, if monero can’t be used as a private coin there’s not much left in crypto space
>>61532395Ring signatures are on their way out, probably by Q2 2026. With a global anonymity set, these kinds of vulnerabilities are history.
>reee zcash is privacy optional monero is privacy standard >yeah bro just run your own monero node since default nodes are honeypots in wallets where employees went to work for monero tracing companies Biggest group of disingenuous faggots on the board
>>61532492>>61532536FCMP doesn't seem to solve much. You can still use the UTXO, transport layer and recency heuristic even after FCMP++
>>61532343Use a "Pruned node" that's the phrase to go by.
>>61532597oh look theres a box now
>>61532597>FCMP doesn't fix muchThis is true but partly because:>Recent Heuristic is fixed behaviorally (don't spend as soon as you receive)>UTXO is fixed behaviorally (Consolidate over time if you need a wallet balance for single-transaction large movements)>Transport Layer is kind of already fixed (Run your own node like everyone says).
>>61532690>Recent Heuristic is fixed behaviorally (don't spend as soon as you receive)Not spending immediately just accumulates outputs>Consolidate over timeRecency heuristic still applies to the *latest* output when you consolidate>for single-transaction large movementsUTXO heuristics flag consolidation and leak your metadata (IP, fees, wallet fingerprint)>spend single outputThat 1 key image spend links straight back to the consolidation transaction via metadata fingerprint>Transport Layer is kind of already fixed (Run your own node like everyone says)https://techleaks24.substack.com/p/moneros-dandelion-was-it-an-upgrade
>hurr durr monero is completely private by default if you download the library of congress to your computer and transact slowly on a VPN you paid with zcash while rubbing your stomach and patting your head
>>61532811Why would I pay for anything with zcash
>>61532811you should just assume nothing on the internet is ever private, and if you’re going to engage in illegal activity you have to hide it in analog ways. billions of criminal and terrorist dollars are laundered/transferred through the regular old fiat banking system just by lying about what the money is for, etc. all internet anonymity is temporary at best.
>>61532840Doubtful you can pay for many things at all if you can't pass up bait in a thread excited about monero going up single digit percent.
>>61532349Almost like you're onto something, keep looking
>>61532891Word salad
>>61532349That's how they do it in china.