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>Mom(pic related).
>Anon here's $500 a month :) please make more money out of it.
>Anon raises his eyebrow. Oh sweet summer child. 2020-2022 crypto is over. Your money isn't good here.
>Mom: NANI? But-but your-

>Blackpill your mom about crypto
>My crypto investments barely make me 14% a year , barely better than the crappiest stocks possible, anything higher and I risk myself. Anything higher and it's gamble ... unless I short and even then the pricetag for keeping a short open months on end is insane...
>Yes, you see sweet summer child, billionaires trashed crypto and ruined the cycle, it's ogre. If you want to make serious money with no gambles then you use AI to make your own shitcoin(assuming anyone still has money left to buy) and put that money in marketing(also known as buying twitter and tiktok accounts, load them up with copy-pasted monologue XML bot scripts to spam the internet with your shitcoin). And philosophers are about as intelligent at marketing & computers as gen-alpha are at opening a folder and becoming the next Pewdiepie.
>Blackpill your mom about crypto

>But but I want in 10 years to buy real estate so I can afford to live, *nervous laughter*
>Anon: Hmmm 10 years...
>Mom: I calculated that if I put aside $500 a month in 10 years I'll make 50k ... and with the real estate "bubble" the houses might triple in price :)) Hhahahaha *crying laughter*
>10 years hmmm there's Nvidia, Tesla, AI, will Tesla and OpenAI go pop in 10 years? hmm..

Well anons(gen-Zers and millennials and barely anyone here above the age of 40)... what *cough cough* financial investment *cough cough* do you have for a 10 year timeframe? :)) for a poorfag $6000 a year investment?
For a sweet cuddly little mouse (pic related).
>Your mom is a cute mouse?!
You mean yours isn't?
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>>61518664
yes. coffee is good for you
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>>61518664
kino
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nobody ruined a cycle. there was never any cycle, just wishful thinking from schizos and autistics seeing things that weren't relevant.
crypto is going nowhere in terms of wide adoption yet and the speculative aspects depended on a limitless supply of new clueless bagholders and stimulus checks.
retail investing in stocks has been rigged since the late 90s, many here were not around to watch that change happen, or else the crypto shit wouldn't have caught them by surprise.
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Why are rodent girls the furry pick for biz? Also why do I like rodent girls so much?
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>>61518771
because they FUUUUUUUCK
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>>61518771
I'm more of a /pmg/ goblin girl type of man myself.
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me mum was a cartoon rodent
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>>61518771
>>61518842
Chipmunk & Mouse board. Hamsters, anyone?
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>>61518771
because we're all trapped in this rat race
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>>61518771
Because they're cute?
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Why are there so many furries on this board?
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>>61519072
95% of this board are scum that are only here to gamble on crypto
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14% yr is insane yield
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>>61519097
14% a year won’t allow me to play video games, jerk off to hentai and shitpost all my life.
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>>61518664
Didn’t read but your mom is hot
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I really don't understand how someone can get to 40 and only have 500 dollars saved. I was saving that every few weeks through my twenties and investing it.
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>>61519175
Sure you were. What were you investing in? ;)
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>>61518664
stop posting my wife
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>>61521858
Forgot to say
/biz/ is a Nazrin board
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>>61518664
gold, silver, platinum, uranium, oil
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Your mom fucked a fly
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>>61518664
I want to pussy blast your mom
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>>61518771
>>61518777
Based
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>>61518664
$500 / month can easily get your mom a house in 10 years. Just buy her nice kneepads, mouthwash and a banner at a truck stop saying "suck: $100, facial: +$20, swallow: +$30, facefuck: +$100, deepthroat: +$200".
Given she could suck 3 dicks per hour, averaging ~$150 per dicksuck, with dicksucking for 10 hours a day, that's ~$4.5k a day, or $135 000 a month, $1.6 million a year. After deduction of living expenses, after 10 years she could easily manage to get $10 million.
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>>61518664
Where's your father?
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>>61518782
/pmg/ is a WMAF general
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>>61522651
Based as fuck
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>>61522485
based
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>>61519111
oh no maybe time to get a job instead of centering your life around jerking your dick you fucking loser
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>>61522485
I wish I could just guzzle loads all day but I’m a straight male so I don’t do that.
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>>61525950
Don't cast pearls at swine.
You're not going to select clubs.
Let daddy jew show you the way.
You a bara or a femboy? You got to specialize in 1.
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>>61522485
She's not Thailendese like (You) so tough luck. Also $100 for a sucky sucky is what eastern europoors are charging nowadays.
Californians are willing to pay way more for a non menthol dick suck. ;) cause you're all jewish mutts so jews enjoy a sucky sucky especially from fellow "americans" who do nothing but suck their food. ;)


I'm surprised none of you gen-Zers asked me how I get 14% a year which your grandpa would go insane over.
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>>61518757
You're a half idiot since you "corrected" yourself with the stocks, but you just take it in the ass like a good puppet. ;) Keep taking it in the ass, that's what love about you pajeets, you follow orders.
Of course if the jew wasn't an arabian harem bastard he'd hire chinkoids instead. The vikings(germancucks) and mutts always sucked the jew's cock cause that's what jews are, arabian mutts straight from harems. ;)
[[The more you know]]

I was honestly hoping for more stupid ideas from you children, anyone got any more stupid ideas? Anymore memes? like kidnapping Hiroyuki and taking over /biz/?
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>>61518771
The physiognomy resembles the Jew, who is the symbol of greed.
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I figure in the next couple of years the pendulum will swing back against crypto and you'll see a culling of most shitcoins from exchanges that want to stay relevant and stop being caught up with anti-gambling legislation that's also inevitably coming against the sports betting sites.

I think the survivors will do well, and I think ISO 20022 compliance will go a long way toward keeping your coin on exchanges.
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