how do i turn 3k into generational wealth?
nobody will ever convince me beards aren't the male version of makeup >its natural!!!cope. It conceals your shitty genetics, like girls who paint on cheekbones and a jawline
>>61520268kek beardlet cope
Use it to start a business.
>>61520262Invest it for the rest of your life. The next generation should do the same. Continue doing that through the generations.
>>61520268>t. low test no beard
>>61520268naturally, without goyslop, humans don't need makeup
>>61520268to a point maybe, but the vast majority of people aren't able to grow a fully fledged beard. Even then you're comparing the looks versus the actual functionality of having a beard. Even when you boil it down to it's hardest, women are absolutely not able to compare spending thousands per year in maintenance versus a natural trim.
>>61520262Ether
>>61520262I shave with a straight razor, spit on stinkie linkies and own silver
>>61520262Move to Africa/India
>>61520262Is this in reverse?
>>61520262Get a vasectomy and kill yourself on New Year's Eve.
>>61520262wow that haircut destroyed the fella
>>61520600the barber should be drawn and quartered
>>61520268>do nothing>beard grows>autists screech about it online
>>61520268Kek at all the chinlets seething at this. A real man shaves at 6am daily and rocks a natural 5 o’clock shadow when it’s timeTo hit the bar.
>>61520262after reading about a really easy exercise on how to get rid of dewlaps, I find it so funny that people have them. like, if you thought lazy retards are the ones who have them, you'd be correct, because otherwise, how the fuck are these people stupid enough to not be able to ask a doc or just google "how do I get rid of a dewlap?"
>>61520293>>61520275Fucking lol. Fat necks and chinlets/jawlets detected.
>>61520268I had an idea to sell temporary face tattoos as the mail version of makeup. Go pick up bitches with daddy issues without the long term consequences of a face tattoo.
>>61520268That's like kvetching about people looking worse without eyebrows and insisting real chads shave their eyebrows
>>61520262WTF. HE WAS BETTER LOOKING WITH THE BEARD
>>61520268i've read this exact post before on here at least 5 times
>>61520262It's a little late for us, boomers could do that without any problems since there wasn't as much competition for jobs, but I'm struggling for my life at a car dealership to earn enough to keep betting on memes like Snowball, or even dogs if everything goes well
>>61520268That's like saying hair is concealing your shitty skull shape genetics especially of you are egg headed. Should we also shave our heads?
>>61520262You’ll mainly hear that crypto is dead and to too late to get rich from bitcoin, but sadly most here on biz are only from 2019-20 at the earliest. I’ve seen the same thing over and over since 2017 era. But unironically $3k in bitcoin will most likely be a fortune in 30-40 years. If you want a higher asymmetrical bet, throw it all in chainlink. Don’t fall for the fud. Good luck anon
>>61520262gold and silver miner penny stocks
>>61520268Yeah
>>61520262Put it into Usdc, deposit it into Loan Protocol and start lendingIts free money
>>61520606Barber literally deserves to lose his job. Such a piece of shit to do that to that poor guy
>>61525351So you wanted the barber to tell him no sir I won't accept your money for the haircut you want because why again
>>61525960When I tried to buy LINK at $25 my broker winked at me and told me my account has been compromised and I couldn't make any trades until I took care of it and by the time I had sorted everything out it was down $15 and he sent me a Christmas card this year that just had "you're welcome" written on it. I'd expect a barber to also try to make sure their clients don't fuck themselves over.
>>61525989That's hilarious. You got yourself a great broker.
>>61520268>nobody will ever convince me beards aren't the male version of makeupThat's because they are.
>>61522593Shaving is cope to hide your poor hairline.Chads should have relatively clean faces and a thick head of hair.
>>61520262let me tell you about a little company called wolfspeed
>>61520262go back in time at least 5 years and don't make any mistakes
>>61525960I would literally tell the guy "lets trim your beard and make you look good with what you got." If you got a giant gobbler hiding under that thing you better never cut that beard off till the gobbler is gone. Barber is retarded
>>61520262buy kneepads and ads. suck 1 million dicks at $1 per suction.
luck. the best times ive made money is either buying something with some real uses very early like 10million cap or below and hoping the product actually releases. or you can go the memecoin casino route and hope your $50 you put into that 50k SOL shitter turns into $5000.
>>61520268>your genetics conceal your shitty geneticsummmmm ok?
