I recently received an offer for a highly paid position in Mayfair, as director of operations. The cheapest studio I could find in the area is 1400 pounds per month. Instead of investing 1400 gbp / 1870$ into Palantir each month I will have to bend over and spread my asscheeks to the housing market monopolists. It really doesn't bode well with me. This isn't even Kensington or Chelsea, it's just Mayfair.My plan is: shower and shave at the local gym, then live in the sewers or an abandoned van. My precious belongings can remain in my office. I have free meals included while I'm at work as well. My only concern is getting killed by n*ggers. Does anyone have experience being homeless in London?
>>61521330you would go insane within 3 days.
>>61521336I can't deny it. But it's worth a shot. I also considered sleeping in Heathrow airport and commuting to work, but they'll kick me out after a few weeks.
Set up a tent in the bushes at regents park. I remember watching some documentary and this student from new zealend ran out of money and couldnt get back so had a couple big tents hidden in a park, had a mobile dvd player and everything.
>>61521330if your job requires you to move far away from home but doesn't offer any sort of accomodation it's not worth it, anon. It may be a jew trap, think about it. You get the job, you sign a 2 year contract with a landlord and then your boss in Mayfair simply fires you. 50% of your rent goes to your boss and then he offers the job position to some other faggot (who will also get fired once he rents in the area)
>>61521330Why don't you sleep in your office or rent a storage unit and sleep in that? Also sleep around
>>61521330Cant' you negotiate a WFH day on Wednesday, commute into London only on Monday and Thursday mornings and spend those nights at a hostel? Don't say you can't find or don't want to afford a place in London. Tell them you enjoy living in the countryside and want this personal luxury as part of the deal.
>>61521330>highly paid position>refuses to pay £1400 for a studio or even just renting a room for less than half that in a place further away and just paying transport>considering living in a literal sewer instead Holy based/retardNo area of London is particularly good for homeless. It's equally shit everywhere. You could probably find some shithole rented out crackden for sub 600pm in one of the adjacent areas and just cycle into the office. That being said, if you do go homeless, the important part is not hanging around with other homeless faggots. A van parked in a safe area is probably your best bet. The homeless/niggers aren't particularly dangerous, but they are homeless, and a lot of them are on drugs
>>61521336>you would go insane within 3 days.will he not get shanked by some pakis/indians/afghans in 2 days?
>>61521330>I recently received an offer for a highly paid position in Mayfair, as director of operations.>My plan is: shower and shave at the local gym, then live in the sewers or an abandoned van.LAMAO. this is bait right?
You can get a studio in Mayfair for £1400? That's insanely cheap. I pay slightly less than that to live 30 mins from the city.
>>61521330>just MayfairIf you weren't larping you'd know there are literal rolls royce and ferarri dealerships in Mayfair.Also>n*ggersNIGGERS
>>61521816Studio is an overstatement, it's a 25 square foot shitbox with a tiny kitchen worktop, a stove and a view of the local hvac installation.>>61521804I will. Live by the sword die by the sword, as they say.>>6152180990% of my job is budgeting and cutting corners. Of couse I'm not paying 1800$ for a tiny ass flat in London. >>61521601No, it's a severe case of "take it or leave it goy" due to an abundance of candidates. Pakis, Arabs and Indians take the gutter tier jobs, Chinks haul everything else.>>61521836Too many middle eastern charlatans, fake glamour just like Dubai.
>>61521330Your job is supposed to be highly paid so having to pay more for housing shouldn't be an issue at all no?
>>61521330Watch countless of youtubers who live in their cars, it is more common than you think. But you need a car, faggot. Life isn't a videogame. The little you save on sleeping "in the sewers" will be repaid in your health. Get a fucking beater car, buy a mattress that can fit in, buy a quality sleeping bag, and find a safe spot to park and sleep at night.There's also the boat route. You can park a boat along the Thames for quite cheaply. Again, watch youtubers who do this and live like this.Either way, you sound extremely low IQ so I doubt you will heed any advice here, and I also doubt you will try anything anyway. You will pussy out and live like a good rentoid with roommates.
>>61521330Most employees in London don't live there, they live about 2-3 hours commute away. Consider trains / underground, or residences near the main roadways. Will save you rental death, but paid for in congestion insanity.
>>61523386>undergroundeven more chances of getting shied than in random park?
>>61521330I haven’t wasted my time in rags for you to ask what it’s like from some NEET faggots on the internet.
>>61525578Spill the beans, Anon.
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>>61525586That’ll be $10 dollars, if you can afford it.
>>61521330>then live in the sewerslmaoyou're gonna get fired for smelling
as someone who has been homeless your realistic options are live in a car. if you're around other homeless people you are going to get drugged, stabbed robbed and so one, its not an if rather a when. shelters can be ok, so are and some are not.>highly paid>can't pay 1400/mo>invest in plantairtook the bait \ 10
>1400 a month>16800 a yearit's fucking nothing, you aren't going to make anything with that, even investing it gets you only like 200k after a decade, by then you probably die from exposure or being stabbed to death
>>61521330Investing money into Palentir?Can suck jewcock any harder?
>>61521330Get a hostel if you need.Very common in many parts of the world
>>61521330you failed by not having at least a year's emergency fund. Are you from the US? If you get fired by your job your UK visa will get cancelled and you'll get kicked out. I doubt they would burn the money to go through the application process.If you are from the UK, then again, as previously stated, you should have had a year's emergency fund.
>>61521330These aren't homeless though, thats a Tel-Aviv coordinated military operation to get out tennants, lower the real estate prices and take over the part of the city, Tel-Aviv is doing the same military operation in Berlin Spandau with some afghan mercs now to get into the higher priced parts of berlin.
nothing beats a Jet 2 Holiday
>>61521330Do not live like a sad nolifer who scrapes together every penny. You will regret it when your youth is over.
