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12/25/25(Thu)18:08:14 No.61541300

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Anonymous (ID: Gy3GT1BS) 12/25/25(Thu)18:08:14 No.61541300 Archived

Theoretically, How would someone acquire insider info without being an insider?

Anonymous (ID: G0kChqqS)
12/25/25(Thu)18:08:59 No.61541304

Anonymous (ID: G0kChqqS) 12/25/25(Thu)18:08:59 No.61541304

>>61541300
Suck cock?

Anonymous (ID: sUNHlto9)
12/25/25(Thu)18:10:41 No.61541313

Anonymous (ID: sUNHlto9) 12/25/25(Thu)18:10:41 No.61541313

>>61541300
hack the planet

Anonymous (ID: AVsCem1H)
12/26/25(Fri)06:01:15 No.61543450

Anonymous (ID: AVsCem1H) 12/26/25(Fri)06:01:15 No.61543450

>>61541300
bump

Anonymous (ID: AVsCem1H)
12/26/25(Fri)11:08:14 No.61544305

Anonymous (ID: AVsCem1H) 12/26/25(Fri)11:08:14 No.61544305

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>>61541300

Anonymous (ID: /iXnA+AU)
12/26/25(Fri)22:21:05 No.61547738

Anonymous (ID: /iXnA+AU) 12/26/25(Fri)22:21:05 No.61547738

>>61541300
Be a beautiful woman (or beautiful young faggot), suck the most influential cocks you can find. Ask for financial advice. Some insider faggot will spill the beans.

Anonymous (ID: LJWD0Fft)
12/26/25(Fri)23:31:36 No.61547961

Anonymous (ID: LJWD0Fft) 12/26/25(Fri)23:31:36 No.61547961

>>61541300
Charisma, something all of us don't have. I have a few close frens who went from zeros to something respectable just by hanging out or working side gigs where you around these people. This is literally how Chad makes it.

Anonymous (ID: GR4+vwY6)
12/27/25(Sat)00:32:02 No.61548176

Anonymous (ID: GR4+vwY6) 12/27/25(Sat)00:32:02 No.61548176

>>61541300
Onion has sites where people swap insider trades info. Costs money to get access though.

Anonymous (ID: ozhi5ABq)
12/27/25(Sat)02:21:04 No.61548567

Anonymous (ID: ozhi5ABq) 12/27/25(Sat)02:21:04 No.61548567

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I'd be mining GODL drunk
pick three tiles by accident
somehow hit a win
start believing alcohol is a performance enhancer
try sober next morning
lose immediately
results inconclusive