Someone please employ me please ill do anything i need income please please im sorry im pathetic and nobody irl will hire me.
>>61556886same
>>61556886Shit naked in front of whatever public building is close to you, smear yourself in your fresh and hot shit as you scream "The end is nigh!" You are GUARANTEED to be put into a mental institution and enjoy free shelter and food, and the occasional meds. Thank me...later
>>61557095I asked for employment not neetbux I wish to contribute
I will pay you 1 silver coin a month to be my live in cat boy maid.
>>61557095why wouldn't this work
>>61557115I don't think that's a super tangible currency but ok is that just like a normal maid with an ears headband
>>61557110Improve your job search strategy. If you're getting no responses, your resume likely needs work - keep it to one page, focus on achievements rather than duties, and tailor it to each job. Apply to 10-20 positions daily and follow up. Use your network - tell everyone you know you're looking, as many jobs are filled through referrals. If you're facing repeated rejections, consider free resources like local workforce development centers, library career services, or online resume reviews. Finally, be honest about any gaps or issues in interviews rather than hiding them - employers appreciate authenticity and a willingness to work hard.That's IA advice for you, sweaty. I'd suggest you specify you're a blatant homosexual in every CV you send. You'll cuadruple your chances of being hired in any job
>>61556886Go work in airport baggage, they pretty much always need bodies.
How old are you, OP?
>>6155718625 all my work experience is in stocking and no local places are looking(no car, no late-night transit) also I'm 5'2 so more advanced labour position just don't want me(I've tried)
>>61557178I'll see if there are any local work programs thank you
>>61557227Damn, if you were 18-19 I would have employed you as a full time stress reliever/fleshlight
>>61557227>>61557278lie about being 18 so old faggots will keep you around.
>>61557238don't forget to stress how homosexual you are during the interview and you'll do fine, godspeed anon.
>>61557392I will not being bringing up my indifference to whom I fuck in the interview
>>61556886If you are located in Russia, I will pay you Bitcoin to blow up infrastructure.>>61557227How about trying Amazon as one of their warehouse wagies? They have high turnover.
>>61557663Based. Not in Russia tho thankfullyAmazon no respond :c
>>61557711just failed an interveiw.>emoticons>on the side of ukrainei had something you could do but i don't trust you to do it honestly now.
>>61557717Well I'm glad I already failed cuz of the emoticon then
>>61557717That's ok, I'm sure he didn't want to die in one of your meatwave assaults like all the other ziggers.
>>61557519>pls hire me, I'll do anything!>ok, say you're a faggot and I'll hire you>no! I will not say I'm a homosexual faggot in the interview!Enjoy being poor i guess
>>61557825So if I say I'm a homosexual YOU will hire me?
>>61557392How will claiming to be gay (especially if that's not true) be helpful?
>>61557861Totally, saying you are gay is nothing more than a simple ritual of humiliation. Everyone knows you're lying but it's funny a fuck to make a man say he's gay for money. I'm a neet but i'd totally hire if you make me laugh, extra points if you make me feel you know i know you know it's all a ritual of humiliation. Don't hate the player, hate the game
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>someone pls hire me!>[Amazon, Walmart, UPS]>uhh someone other than them pls hire me!
>>61560371Ive tried they havent accepted. Your summary is innaccurate i never said i wouldnt work at those places theyve just decided im not fit for it or went with other ppl
