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/biz/ heroes thread 12/29/25(Mon)20:45:51 No.61564191

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/biz/ heroes thread Anonymous (ID: C82f1gGQ) 12/29/25(Mon)20:45:51 No.61564191 Archived

>investment banker with a private island, harem of young sluts, and was friends with the most powerful people in the world
A modern day James Bond

Anonymous (ID: FchH0Cck)
12/29/25(Mon)20:49:45 No.61564205

Anonymous (ID: FchH0Cck) 12/29/25(Mon)20:49:45 No.61564205

The ornamental gourd pasta writer is my hero
Runner up is sirgay nazareth for fleecing this cesspool

Anonymous (ID: pl+f/D2e)
12/29/25(Mon)20:54:42 No.61564218

Anonymous (ID: pl+f/D2e) 12/29/25(Mon)20:54:42 No.61564218

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the one and only

Anonymous (ID: gTEmNc2o)
12/29/25(Mon)20:55:56 No.61564227

Anonymous (ID: gTEmNc2o) 12/29/25(Mon)20:55:56 No.61564227

He committed suicide, just like you should OP!

Anonymous (ID: MDjNn95i)
12/29/25(Mon)20:57:10 No.61564229

Anonymous (ID: MDjNn95i) 12/29/25(Mon)20:57:10 No.61564229

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>>61564191

Anonymous (ID: C82f1gGQ)
12/29/25(Mon)21:20:19 No.61564316

Anonymous (ID: C82f1gGQ) 12/29/25(Mon)21:20:19 No.61564316

>>61564227
>gets murdered by an evil cabal in prison
fuck even the way he died was badass RIP GOAT

Anonymous (ID: zZxntgjy)
12/29/25(Mon)22:36:56 No.61564606

Anonymous (ID: zZxntgjy) 12/29/25(Mon)22:36:56 No.61564606

>>61564191
>A modern day James Bond
I used to say he was like a modern day greek god back in the day

Anonymous (ID: rdMemCw8)
12/30/25(Tue)02:01:47 No.61565221

Anonymous (ID: rdMemCw8) 12/30/25(Tue)02:01:47 No.61565221

he's based and i'm tired of pretending otherwise

Anonymous (ID: BpG74jcS)
12/30/25(Tue)02:02:48 No.61565225

Anonymous (ID: BpG74jcS) 12/30/25(Tue)02:02:48 No.61565225

>>61564227
Your just mad you weren't invited

Anonymous (ID: XbH3kOCz)
12/30/25(Tue)02:04:51 No.61565228

Anonymous (ID: XbH3kOCz) 12/30/25(Tue)02:04:51 No.61565228

Everyone is just jealous they weren't eiffel tower buds with stephen hawking

Anonymous (ID: ua8pFXs3)
12/30/25(Tue)02:06:18 No.61565231

Anonymous (ID: ua8pFXs3) 12/30/25(Tue)02:06:18 No.61565231

>>61564205
>>61564218
>>61564227
>>61564229
>>61564316
>>61564606
these threads are made by jews protecting Epstein and his Mossad operation
they dont care about the white girls they abused, infact thay make fun of them

Anonymous (ID: YQKew0Kx)
12/30/25(Tue)02:10:45 No.61565243

Anonymous (ID: YQKew0Kx) 12/30/25(Tue)02:10:45 No.61565243

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His memes make me laugh

Anonymous (ID: whlBeYK9)
12/30/25(Tue)02:12:40 No.61565246

Anonymous (ID: whlBeYK9) 12/30/25(Tue)02:12:40 No.61565246

>>61564191
Say what you want but Epstein won

Anonymous (ID: F3FlwA+o)
12/30/25(Tue)04:00:02 No.61565471

Anonymous (ID: F3FlwA+o) 12/30/25(Tue)04:00:02 No.61565471

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>>61564191
>the guy
>a big deal
>main eventer
>A+ player
>chicks want him
>guys want to be him
>works hard
>works marks
>works smarks
>works anti-smarks
>works anti-anti-smarks
>works jabronis into a shoot
>looks good with any belt
>makes any belt look better
>zillionaire
>good looks
>great teeth
>full head of hair
>entire chest covered in hair
>24 inch pythons
>self care enthusiast
>owned a plane
>owned an island
>owned people
>huge supporter of women
>math genius
>piano prodigy
>goated spotify playlists
>most tapped in
>max rizz
>legendary aura
>next level swag
>drip god
>The Jewish Jackhammer
>The Hebrew Hunk
>The Hummus Hottie
>one of the chosen people
>the chosen one
>The GOAT OF GOATs
>BOW DOWN TO THE

Anonymous (ID: u6ld9oTT)
12/30/25(Tue)04:12:46 No.61565496

Anonymous (ID: u6ld9oTT) 12/30/25(Tue)04:12:46 No.61565496

>>61564229
mfw when i realize it has already has been 6 years since his death