Take me back to when Green day was huge, the economy wasn’t shit and everything looked like this
>>61566679>the economy wasn’t shitthat's before 1913
you mean y2k, twin towers and bush never finding WMDS?
Imagine being a zoomer and just barely missing out on being able to experience the peak of western civilization, lmao
Green day sucks though
>>61566687y2k was a nothing burger1998-2000 were a great run
Green day was a great band
>>61566679you would have a girlfriend who would never cheat on you and your dad would give you money to go on dates with her
>>61566971if you were a fag, sure
>>61566991I mean..
>>61566679i used to make fun of my family for liking green day feels kinda weird now
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green day always sucked
>>61566679Yeah but there was no crypto back then. But there were good jobs and realistically priced houses, so i guess it all balances out.
>>61566984>you would have a girlfriend who would never cheat on youas a high schooler in the 90s, trust me, feminism and girl power(turbo slutism) has already taken roots
I want to live in something like a "Groundhog Decade (& an Half):" like Bill Murray's character in the film "Groundhog Day," I live through variations of the same timeloop each time with perfect memory of every previous cycle and the ability to make choices & changes. I start each cycle at the biological age & condition I was at the stroke of midnight on New Year's Day, January 1st, 1987, and end each cycle at 23:59.999... on New Year's Eve, December 31st, 2002, exactly fifteen years later, at which point the timeloop returns to the beginning just as the ball drops in Times Square. Dying at any point during the timeloop instantly returns me to the beginning, unless the death occurs on the roof of one of the Twin Towers at the World Trade Center on September 11th, 2001; depending on which of the Twin Towers I die on (randomly chosen each timeloop), I am then either immediately returned to the beginning of the timeloop (but the loop is now broken, unless I *again* die @ WTC on 9/11), or, to spice things up, I somehow survive this "death," continue living, and it then becomes (seemingly) miraculously impossible for me to die after September 11th, 2001, even if my body would be completely destroyed, making me effectively immortal until New Year's Day, 2003, which never comes, because the timeloop reverts a split second before the start of 2003. Reply to this post if you wish for this to be your fate after you die in the current timeline.
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>>61569118>>61569123On second thought, I changed my mind, and addend a mulligan such that I can just "nope" back to the superuser terminal at any time to do as I please and change fate....
>>61566686The late 90s was actually booming but you zoomers wouldn't know
>>61569118Kek the nice thing about instantly respawing from a terrifyingly violent death at the moment everyone's shouting "HAPPY NEW YEAR" is that the leftover panic will likely be mistaken as benign if overexuberent excitement lol. "AH! FUCK! AH! HAPPY NEW YEAR! FUCK!">t. parents look at me funny while young me screams something about burning to death in front of the ole' cathode ray tv watching dick clark's rockin' new year's eve
>>61568046Yeah spice girls were already the injection of whoremaxxing
>>61566679
Better times.But the past!It is always OK.Stop acting like everything is horrible.Things are more boring now, still enjoyable though.People used to talk about the nightly news. Now they talk about their social media feed. We lack options And diversity. Everyone parrots the same shit today. I miss the 90’s.
>>61569267You dont need to use your own hands, clocks have their own hands that are moved automatically with electricity.
