>I AM ALWAYS GETTING DE GOOD CRYPTO ADVICES FROM SAAR STEVE JHONSON ON DE T E L E G R A M S !Who even falls for this shit?
>>61567766>wtf sar, do not redeem
>>61567766>Who even falls for this shit?other jeets
Me
>>61567766That's a honkey in his pfp
>>61567766Wait, Adam jordan is fake? he told me to download some app to make crypto transactions for him, and currently I'm 1000% up on my $500 investment in just 7 days. At least that's what it says on the screen. A notification tells me when to buy and sell BTC for some clients, supposedly
>>61568364>yes dat rite, Adam Jordan from T E L E G R A M knows his stuff
>>61567766>OH HAI GUIS, ADEM JORDAN here, thanks for kinds words. To receive kindly open a terminal and paste the command xxxxxxx , when prompted enter the system administrator password. I urge this is done so I may provide top shelf investing advice.
>le telegramholy basedo its like twitter except you go on a list
>>61570278I need to cash out some of my profits, mr Adam, but I don't see the option to "withdraw" in the app you told me to download. I'd like to cash out my initial investment only ($500) , h-how can I do that, Mr Jorden?
Funniest one I saw was for a Ruth Bader Tubman...kek.
The entire point is that non-retarded people find it implausible and a scam. They don’t want to waste time on someone mildly intelligent. They know if someone falls for it, they can really milk them.Completely tangential, but the internet was better before the browns and blacks got access. Scams used to be rarer, the worst you’d see is chainmail or other spam. Now we fund a tenth of India and Nigeria’s GDPs through scams or monetized ragebait. Eventually we’re going to either need digital IDs or wall off the internet from the biomass.
>>61567766boomers like my mom who got scammed for 3k in BTC
>>61573311People have the right to not be scammed by brownoids. I don’t even know why I can be contacted by them. There’s zero consent in this. Pisses me off.