What color Cadillac Celestiq are you guys getting edition>Some helpful links to numb the painhttps://findahelpline.com/https://www.nvidia.com/refunds/https://www.whitehouse.gov/refundshttps://jlingz.com/>Educational sites:https://www.investopedia.comhttps://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain>Financial TV Streams:https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.htmlhttps://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/>Charts:https://www.tradingview.comhttps://www.finscreener.comhttps://www.portfoliovisualizer.com>Screeners: so you feel like in the movieshttps://finviz.com/https://etfdb.com/>Gambling:https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.comhttps://optionstrat.com/https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices>Pre-Market and Live data:https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futureshttps://finance.yahoo.com/>Calendarshttps://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendarhttps://www.earningswhispers.com/calendarhttps://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.htmlhttps://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits>Boomer Investing 101: so zoomers with meme stocks can outperform youhttps://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_startedhttps://www.sec.gov/search-filings>Misc smg:https://www.financialjuice.com/homehttps://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickershttps://market24hclock.com/https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculatorhttps://brokerchooser.com/https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-ratesOld>>61568206
>>61571998https://youtu.be/xvnYl9yyxY8&t=5m33s
I need silver to hit $60 to get back to even after shorting with ZSL. Stressing that Friday open.
Why is it still open? Are americans ok?
Nice Santa rally you got there guys
DivvychadsLove the christmas seasonNow averaging $245/month
>>61572022Anon Christmas was last week
Am I too late on gambling stocks? GAMB, FLUT, DKNG?
You guys did get your new RIG right? So glad I sold my INTC at $45 to pay for it.
Jaffa is calling
>>61572028Those stonks have pretty low divvies, why not get something like MO or HYSA
>>61572047Forgot image kek
How can I invest in OF girls?
>>61572048Its More AI then actual dividend companies. Divvy yield is 2.4% overallI also have 100 shares of Amazon and roll OTM CCs monthly and that makes about $160
Shouldn't this thing be closed right now?
>>61572074Only advanced first world nations have market half days for New Year’s Eve
Divvyfags are pathetic cowards. Going all in swinging for the fences is where it's at.
>>61572059Become a pimp? I mean, a "manager"
Prepare for these 2026 Rallies:>New Year Rally (Jan 1)>Gibsmedat Rally (MLK, Jan 19)>Handegg Rally (Super Bowl, Feb 8)>Kick-You-Apart Rally (Presidents' Day, Feb 16)>Guiness Rally (St. Patrick's Day, Mar 17)>Big Booty Latinas Rally (Cinco de Mayo, May 5)>Munchausen-by-Proxy Rally (Mother's Day, May 10)>Spring Rally (Memorial Day, May 25)>New Tie Rally (Father's Day, Jun 21)>America the Beautiful Rally (Independence Day, Jul 4)>No-More-Whites Rally (Labor Day, Sep 7)>Colonizer Rally (Columbus Day, Oct 12)>Spooky Rally (Halloween, Oct 31)>Salute Rally (Veterans Day, Nov 11)>Turkey Trot Rally (Thanksgiving, Nov 26)>Santa Rally (Christmas, Dec 25)
>>61572059>have daughter>groom for 18 years>whore out>???>profit
>>61572028they hate us cause they anus
Check out the sizzle index on SPY
>>61572109Good work anon
realistickleywhat do you all think will happen to the price of silver from AH today over to jan 1 overnight?
when does this shit close wtf third world
>>61572137Same time as always yuronigger
>full trading day on new year's eveAmericans nolifers confirmed
why do they even bother to open up today
>>61572162i made some money and it seems lkely because the endemic plague of short sellers in the american markets are going hands off today because they dont want to get caught in a bad position for the next two days leading into the weekend
>>61572183i guess they figured why not
>>61572135idk but i drew this line at $80 randomly a few months ago planning to sell if it hit, i didn't think it would immediately fall after though kek
why is BOIL endlessly tanking?
>>61572183So that we can short silver, duh
>>61572093The market is closed for the New Years rally, actually most of these days the market is closed. Not a good sign.
>>61572200Because NG is bearish? Duh, buy KOLD
>>61572200because NG has been on a decline for the last month and BOIL is leveraged so it gets hit twice as hard while its gains are capped because of the derivatives
close the market already I can't take it anymore
SHUT IT FUCKIN DOWN
What are you supposed to hold during s recession? Cash?Oil usually do badBig tech badPrec met sell offIndustry bad
>>61572183One final chance to tax loss harvest
>Googs uncontrollably
>>61572346cash, then you roll into consumer staples, then you gobble everything at a deep discount. atleast thats how it went during the GFClord knows what kind of fuckery would happen if an actual crash occurs today with all the manipulation going on
uhm
Dump eet
Man it feels good to not have stocks right now
Im going to nap before New Years celebrations. This market sucks.
has anyone had success swing trading consistently? how do you pick your stocks? i had a stock that'd id been swing trading back and forth for a few months and it was almost like an infinite money glitch until the company merged with another and fucked things up. i found it by random chance reading through fucking stocktwitz comments of all places.
I’m demoralized chat
>>61572135probably go down or flat the rest of the week and resume the upwardsness next week. China is cornering the market. Silver won't end the fed it will just spur mining development in the west just like the oil fracking boom of the 2010s
2026 will be the year of pizza investing DPZ CASY PZZA YUMTrump will establish a strategic pizza stockpile
>>61572346I'm all in on SIlver and Gold for 2026. I suck at picking good stocks.
>>61572568I emptied out my Strategic Pizza Reserve last night
what do we think aobut DJT's crypto dividend?a scam to be sure, but can we profit?
Fuck it I'm slurping spy calls
>>61572085mad cause no loss porn ever stay mad and poor gamblefaggot
Christ just close the market already
>>61572615>no loss porn ever>BITO is down 50% ytd
>>61571998>Cadillac Celestiq>implying I would buy a GM>implying I would buy a sedan>implying I would buy a GM sedan EV
>>61572637>buttcorn etfwtf that has to do with dividends
I become more poor with each passing day. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Uh oh stinky
>>61572649my bad smg is moving too fast, read the previous thread
I hate that nigger Jerome powell so fucking muchSlowPussyCoward No presence bitch EvilLiar HypocriteThese are all words that despite the niggerfaggot known as Jerome powell.
JUST WHAT THE FUCK why everything is dipping on the last fucking hour of trade of 2025? It should be PUMPIIIIING
stock market will be poor until February next year
70 floor for silver is holding. are we back silverbros?
>>61572673Name one (1) bullish narrative that isn't smoke and mirrors
IM DOWN 10% ON METALS
>>61572681silver>isn't mirrorsoh nvm
we did it reddit/bant/smg is no more
>>61572668rate hike to 20% when?
>>61572698fuck you go back
>>61572698no i made a thread, i just forgot the title, and old one expired before i could link.>>>/bant/23825668
Never forget kek
>>61572698You mean I did it. It was I. Last good deed in this year.
>>61572709What a rude bitch
>>61572681Regardless of HOW AI plays out, the goysumers get hit with increases in utilities that will never go down.
>>61571998Larry vidhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=59vq5EMMPq8
>>61572681Drones
>>61572034Not too late for RSI its preforming better then anything else and is still under $30. There will either be a sell off at $22 or $30
>>61572756list of US drone companies?
>>61572763ONDS, AVAV, RCAT, UMAC, KTOS
Is we getting a V to close?
>>61572729>It was IIt has always been you. I have always thought for years in /smg/ threads: why are retards making posts like>>61572399>uhmand it took me a while but now I finally know the answer. It's not people that are bad.It was always just you.
>>61572778yes but it might be a cursive V
Gay nigger market.
>coinbase btc discount >$160The last time I recall it was this negative was in december 2022. Plus>Countless headlines shitting on MSTRBuying BITX here.
>>61572783I am eternal.
Just a reminder that I started a bear market
>>61572801lol, the "beg me not to buy silver" post was the best post of 2025
Also I know you're spending new years alone F you stupid bitch. Keep getting fatter I hope you fucking die alone and covered in cat piss.
Looks like a bearish close to the day, happy holidays you fucking goyim
HYG 1/16 80p @ 0.08 before close if you wanna nab some, faggotshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ng37CnkVmSM
Oh my god I gotta sellGotta max out my capital gains tax for the yearIt's the last day bro I just gotta lock in those losses
this is not organic. shit doesnt add up. I am usually very bullish and have a positive outlook on life but the current situation feels more dangerous than the april tariffs.
>>61572819Actually I hope you DO find someone and I hope you shit out a kid at the ripe age of 40. Hope you enjoy dealing with whatever the fuck flavor of autism your decayed womb cursed it with. I only liked you cause of my stupid hag kink anyway.
SELL IT ALL
shut up already, bought puts on your life
>>61572819>>61572846
>>61572857nice try demon
Today sucked for me. My entire portfolio across every type of security I own, -6%. Honestly fuck my life
>>61572844it is. the past three quarters has just been systematic vol selling; works until it doesn't. might hold up until march, might even melt up. but when it comes unpinned it's gonna be spectacular. sentiment and positioning is damn near maxed out.
I slurpeded Either I make some money or I crash the US economy for 6 months. I win either way.
>TQQQ is back where I fucking bought it on 7th OCtoberlol lmao
>>61572874-2.41% todayIt's OK with me because I hate money
Niggers
Where's the taxguy. I want to see the taxdodge guy
>No dingdingdingGreat depression 2 in 2026
>>61572801sell benchod
no ding anon postits over
Uhh DING DING DING DING DING DING how'd it go today-1.05% over here
I feel nothing. I take solace in the fact that I genuinely singlehandedly destroyed several markets, especially bitcunt. Burn in hell with me.
poop day but a banger yearmy female irs agent's gonna be on my ass
Fine I'll do it. DING DING DING.How did (You) do today?For the week?For the Year?
>>61572895>-$69Can't complain
Don’t wanna talk about it. See you guys Friday. Happy new year or whatever
If things keep going like this then my port will be empty in 300 days.
>>61572784I kekked
>>61572889Rigger?
>>61572902Nice
>>61572895-2.42% it's over over here over>>61572900ek fucking scuse mehow much in deposits? i know schwab lists them as gains on that chart for some reason
>>61572895this is fine
>>61572647kek
>>61572895-0.93% slurped SOXL before close and it kept dippingI expect it to bounce back next session
>>61572895-1.48%HAPPY NEW FUCKING YEAR NIGGERS
>>61572895-2.01While not down hugely, all but one holding was red today, including etfs and coins. Solid year that ran out of gas in Q4. I guess 2026 is "put up or shut up" time for the AI trade.On the plus side, I feel I'm done with positioning for 2026 as far as US stocks go. May finally start looking into some Asia companies like I've always wanted.>>61572900Holy smokes, congrats anon. When are you starting a hedge fund?
-52% year. just nothing i do ever works
>>61572895>+0.70%
>>61572875No way any of you actually believe thisWe're on the cusp of discovering AGI and you really think any market is going down?
I beat the Dow Jones New Zealand index by 25 percentage points this year
>>61572964God this post is so fucking bearish.
>>61572045Looks like $30,000 iphones are on the table after all. very bullish.
>>61572964hell yeah boss. not only that but i heard we're about to find the quantum g-spot entanglement matrix too
>>61572895+0.95%. All I did was short silver
Sorry I wasn't here to ding post, got caught up in a work thingToday: -0.16%This Week: -0.30%This Month: -1.45%This Year: -47.30%what happened at eod?
>>61572986brother man. I dont want to be an asshole but maybe trading/investing isnt your strong suit. you seem to have a healthy career, why dont you focus on that?
>>61572901-2% day-3.5% week-5.5% month+40% yearGood year but I expect 2026 to be even better.
>>61572992I'm quitting my job in 4 weeks, so soon I'll have nothing
>>61573009>I'm quitting my jobmay I ask why? curious because I have been thinking about doing the same. even jelled at my boss and his wife a few months ago. you might give me the list of motivation I need to go through with it.
>>61573016>may I ask why?Sure: if I don't, I'm going to end up calling someone a fucking retard and getting fired anyway, or just kms. I only need to last a few more weeks and I get a sign on bonus payout.
>>61572771aLL OF them are crap or penny stocks.
>>61573052lel nigger what the fuck do you want, LMT or BA?Of course it's still a niche market
>>61572836are you a tax ninja
>futures
How does this chart make you feel?
>>61572895Up only 150% YTD thanks to minors.Expecting the same or better in 26.
>>61573087classic triple top descending generational wedge pattern. Make me feel so so soxsish
>>61572970I beat the SNEED AND PISS 500 buying solely the Vanguard SNEED AND PISS 500 ETF every dip by 3% in my boring brokerage account this year
Happy New Year's smiggers
>>61572093>Munchausen-by-Proxy Rally (Mother's Day, May 10)Kek that’s great
pack of parliaments now costs $23https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SaeLKhRnkhQ
>>61573138I can't take credit. I posted a while back for ideas and some other anon submitted a few. That was one of them.
>>61573123Why is this chunky boi wageslaving? Get some fucking passive income.
>it's realhttps://www.strategy.com/charts
>>61573100I think we may have 3-6 month period of rebasing
>>61573145if loosies ever get over $1 an entire business model will collapsehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R1mwGZ3EP7M
>>61573182>micro strategywhat exactly is the strategy?
>>61572895I can't believe you didn't ask about 2025>>61572901Today: 0.00%Week: 0.28%2025: -15.30%I learned a lot this year and switched almost entirely to index funds after mucking it up. I wish I'd done it sooner instead of slowly averaging into it throughout 2H 2025, but it is what it is.
wait, the market is closed
>>61573224I forgot+56.26% for me in 2025. December was pretty weak, +2.28%
>>61573198I don't believe, most miners are breaking out of small time frame cup & handles now
Happy new years /smg/Next year Jerusalem
Should I go to a casino or to the bars downtown if I want maximize my chances of getting laid? Financially speaking.
>>61572895red but i've got other things stressing me out too much to care. both health stuff and living situation stuff. i'll have to move soon. in winter.
>>61572028Based and divy pilled
>>61573463have you tried a back alley?
>>61572789Theyre only shitting on MSTR so they can buy more.
>>61573487Ill try your back alley neday penelope
>>61572947Something tells me the sec wont approve a get drunk and 0dte hedge fund
>>61573487Not yet
>>61572709How did Qualley successfully gigastacey max
>>61572901Source? Does she really say that?
should i sell fxaix and go all in on goog for next year roth ira? lump sum $14,700 into it or leave it and lump sum $7.5k into goog for diversification?
>>61572958NKE chads rise up
i can't decide which investment I want to redeem for dinner tonight...i'm going to be unemployed in a few weeks, so I need to decide this strategically and plan for my financial future
>>61573750go for the good stuff
For the past 10 days I have been basically shut-in. Stopped going to gym, completely lost control over drinking and eating, not even interested in going to asian massage parlors anymore. Got absolutely nowhere financially in 2025.Happy New Year anons.
>>61573750If you start eating like a poor person you'll become a poor person.Ubereats some cheesecake factory.
Im going to kill that fucking pajeet that shilled GAMB back in september and october. Fucking bastard bitch completely ruined me.
>>61573752I'm trying to even think what I have that it could beI might just make swiss cheese and bread sandwiches>>61573783I'm about to be poor regardless, I probably won't be able to get another job unless I can find a wfh one.
nice santa rally
>>61573784lmao gottem>>61573804xmas is over nigger prep your anus for another year of rallies
>>61573804Santa rally is over. it's new years rally now.
WHAT THE WINNING MOVE HERE? Are we gonna get another crash cause it sure fucking feels like it.
>>61573836A strange game indeed, the only winning move is to buy every dip
>>61573836I hope. I need a good dip to buy.
>>61573777I have no job, cant find any either, face sags a bit, nasolabial folds, mid cheek foldsDid nothing in 2025, injured shoulder so my chest is half the size now, ingrown nail, anxious and lonely, chalazion wont go away even tho I had 2 surgeries , abs year round, up on investments about 100k (i think from 130k or so to 240k now) in 2024 did hair transplant that I did not need but it was cheap and I paid like 3k for fancy method and the donor areas were ches and neck so I saved good donor areas for later, abdominoplasty and vaser liposuction. In 2026 Im getting a facelift, cheek implants, jaw implants even tho I have a strong jaw but Ill go Chad, and buccal fat removal. I basically dont buy clothes (I have everything and I make my own style) or gadgets or cars and am cheap so if I spend money it has to count and be used forever. At least I will look better than ever in my late 30ies.Pic rel is what I sent to surgeons, they were mostly like nope
How do you guys find stuff as or before its happening reliably? Do you hang out on WSB or have any resources? I just have no idea what I am doing, haven't found anything to really do since BYND and got screwed on weed. Did anyone know about silver miners like months ago?Sorry just asking for what resources you guys use to find good picks.
>NVDA report: GPUs to see massive price hikes this new year — RTX 5090 will cost $5,000 moving forward vs $2,000 previously.
>>61573886Almost nothing is posted here early. This is a horrible place for alpha. You'd think nearly every post would be about finding something interesting to get into early, but no. 300 posts every general about nothing. WSB is better if you are actually trying to make money, but you can say nigger here so its a wash.
>>61573424Happy New Year’s anon
>>61571998What do dividend chads invest?
>>61573897interesting stuff gets posted on occasion after hours but literally any alpha gets ridiculed to hell and back.
>>61573886If you want early infos watch Larry Williams' vids not average Joe's imageboard And also WSB has horrible hit rate few successful cases are remembered but there are lots that lose all their money
>>61573927No it doesnt. There's verry little posted here early, but a lot of bragging after big run ups.
>>61573897idk because of smiggers I got 1000 GME shares at a few bucks.
>>61573836her zombie technique is a little off. too much movement. need to be frozen solid in the most awkward slumped position for best effect.
SOXL didn't pay a dividend this quarter. are they going out of business?
>>61573921there's no such thing as a dividend chad though. there are LETFs chads who get random dividends though.
>Somali daycares>Indian loan banks>Mexican taco trucks>Chinese buffet takeout restaurantsSo should I invest into these at all using stocks? Looks like a super quick way to get rich with these laundering fronts lmaokek
>>61572063Why have SPYM, VOO and FNILX?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0d6l-6K4VgQ
>>61573891the source is a discord post by literally who, and articles just sourcing themselves
>>61573897>This is a horrible place for alpha>WSB is better if well, were all earsshill us something
i own like $80k in this stock and it had zero volume todayno the market wasnt closedi think im fucked. i have no idea when the next high-liquidity event will happen coz even earnings day was a snooze
henlo mister jeromenew yearnew rate cutsthank u mister jerome
>>61573897Utilities niggerEveryone is so obsessed with AI they have completely forgotten what is needed to fuel the growthDUKE AEP EIX
>>61574291i think this situation happens to all penny stockers eventually. they go too big and then end up being the market maker for some piece of shit company
im done this autistic journal shit is too tediousprob gonna cash out in summer into full index funds outside of this new rrsp account im going to daytrade for fun
>>61574331i gave up journaling because it felt like I was doing was dooming
>>61574298jerome's out bitch, find a new meme to spam
>>61574328ideally there's an event with unlimited liquidity like a buyout or really any good piece of news that causes FOMOother than that then it's just dead, but imo there are always stocks that are cheap for good and bad reasons (value traps), and illiquidity is a good reason for something to be cheap as long as it's not endlessly diluting you (this one ditched its market maker and is buying back shares themselves to keep stock price relatively stable and slowly go to its NAV)id buy more of this piece of shit if it was more liquid since the NAV is $4.5 per share, basically like a pennyscam version of JXN that was shilled here before, it's like buying one of their $400k townhouses for $200k, prob gonna buy another REIT since $80k is not a big enough hedge to not get priced out of housing since i dont wanna commit to buying a house yet either
>>61573993ai dashcams, kodak, the gay pox stock, rolls royce, gme in 2020, the first two soxl run ups, djt the night before it dropped, miners last year, etc etc.there's plenty alpha but the userbase is niggers shitting in each other's mouths. lurk more nigger
>>61574359DJT was a good time. I only made thousands because I was too scared to see how the election would turn out
>>61574362that fucking jew ass jew poll at the end completely fucked me, barely broke even after that kikery
>>61574342well you're in luck i burned my mouth eating dessert so i will have to stop for a while
>>61574382was it a yummy desert?i just had peanut brittle that was fire af
>>61574331solution if you want to continue without having to write: record your voice and then convert it to text
>>61574428https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3CC8EopC4hU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=adwni-Jt8qQ
>>61574395yeah it was pretty good, someone invested in some omaha steak package for me for christmas and it had Caramel Apple Tartlets that I made in the air fryer
Happy new year you stupid fucking nigger bagholders Here's to a dogshit 2026
>>61574478git gud and buy better stocks next year scrubwe goin' parabolic all up in this bitch
