>apply to dozens of jobs with my real resume>no interviews>make a fake resume, removing the several month unemployment gap & add a year of experience>50% interview rateEmployers will look you straight in the eye and tell you lying is bad in spite of this
>>61572227>not blatantly lying during interviews and on resumeskekjust be good at lying
>>61572239I hate lying but this is what you have to do.
>>61572227Background check?
>>61572416Just did the interviews so IDK
>>61572227Toilet is not transparent enough, i wouldn't mind just sitting there with my buttcheeks exposed browsing my phone, anything but working
>>61572227If you aren't lying on your resume you aren't trying.The resume is to get an interview to get your foot in the door. What you do in the interview is what counts.
>>61572416Tell them its a contracted position and photoshop a paystubuse 7 proxies vpns google numbers and fake emails for the referencesmy current job hr roastie bitch wanted FIVE fucking referencesthats insane. Good thing my PIA subscription was still active :)If they want an institutional email it gets a little dicey though i had a coworker act as my boss in exchange for lunch lol
