>So what would ya say... your coin does?
>>61575025>well you see its called $JEETLER which is a portmanteau of jeet and Hitler
>>61575025You dont get it, there are pregnant and there are butts and i am the connection between them!
>>61575081This niggers coin is droppeng kek. Thats what it does.
>>61575091>droppengLol ESL retardI got rich by buying gold and silver
>>61575097Lol dooood i boat all my shanlanks for 0.00000001$s saaar, ofc kid, you are rich, yo moms proud!
>>61575097>I got rich by buying gold and silverNo you did not
>>61575157Stay mad
>>61575025>you see….here’s the thing about crypto>its….uh…..it’s…..h-heh>ummmm….it does…..hmmmm>well….OH YEA! There is this pizza shop that accepts btc!>you can buy pizza with it!>ITS THE FUTURE OF FINANCE!
>>61575025It lets you buy and sell cocaine without paying taxes.
Welcome, anon. You're asking the orthogonal vectors to the eigen-curve. Forget the "tech" these other recycled-JPEG pajeets pretend to quantum-simulate. Let me, a battle-hardened degen-alchemist who has transcended five bear markets and emerged from three rug-pulls with my seed phrase tattooed in a non-custodial font, explain the ACTUAL post-quantum innovation.Look at alpha projects like $SYNTHETIX-HYPER-OPTIMIZED-POOL-OMNICHAIN-DERIVATIVE-ENGINE (SHOP-ODE). It's not a token; it's a foundational Layer-2.75 sharded meta-protocol leveraging recursive zk-SNARK-of-a-STARK proofs, wrapped in a Proof-of-Conceptual-Stake-Proof-of-Abstract-History hybrid Byzantine consensus model, baked into a DAO-governed, AI-optimized liquidity mesh. This facilitates seamless cross-chain-to-cross-shard interoperability for decentralized, perpetual, inverse-volatility-swap synthetic futures.Anyone questioning the "tangibility" is a NPC whose mental stack can't grok that its core utility is recursive meta-governance over its own auto-compounding, auto-rebasing, auto-forking liquidity pools, which are themselves tokenized as NFTs (Non-Fungible Treasuries). The tokenomics are so elegant they loop into a Klein bottle: a 15% reflexive tax is split between the quadratic dev-fund vesting schedule, a buy-back-and-burn mechanism that mints a synthetic burn derivative (sBURN), and a community-governed fund to bribe CEX listing managers. This creates a hyper-deflationary price torus, which we use as collateral to mint a stablecoin ($ODE-USD) pegged to a sentiment-weighted basket of other meta-tokens. It's not circular—it's a Klein bottle economy.Is the whitepaper a single, self-referential .GIF of a doge wearing a wizard hat, generating Merkle roots? Yes. That's the ontological pivot. The obfuscation is the attack surface hardening. If a pleb could parse it, it would be attackable by the SEC's mainframe.TLDR onchain hypernodes by Q4 2026. WAGMI !!
>>61575025It transfers value from one person to another.Example:XRP transfers value from late buyers to early bu.. wait, the early guys werent buyers, they just printed it, anyway, David Schwartz makes a fuckton of money.ETH buyers give money straight to Vitalik while also sucking his cockADA buyers love and finance Hoskinsons dickBNB made CZ rich as fuuuuuckTRON made that chinese dude richAnd so forth, I think you get the jist of it
>>61575157Yeah he did. Between miners gold and silver. I’m up 300%. And I’ve staked it all. To myself. Tooodle-oo.
>>61575317This, for example i mined eth for 2 years from 10$-80$ eth price and vitalik and frens totally raped me in the process! Donut buy eth, silber good coin! Check the catalog, everyone and its mom is getting infinitely rich from silber!
>>61575025Numbers go Up, forever.
>>61575025It's the only feeless and instant settlement method of payment (at the lowest energy cost per transaction)
>>61575317Except with my coin, where the founders gave away 95% for free and only kept 5% for the non-profit dev team (since depleted). My coin is the only fully distributed coin ITT (as well as being the fastest and only feeless coin)
>>61575420>here’s why my coin is different than the hundreds of thousands of others!
>>61575723Correct, I notice you failed to actually name a coin that comes close
>>61575025makes /biz seethe
