What part of “you will own nothing”, are you having trouble understanding?
well it is a subscription service
The fuck is with these anagrams? I'm not researching what that means. Fucking communist proclivities
>>61638525"Female Sex Dungeons"
>>61638439Why must he be this way.
>>61638525I searched it, full self driving
>>61638439just upload custom ROMs into your tesla with all features unlocked. Data manipulation has never been easier to perform thanks to today's AI advancements
>>61638439tesla has never had full self driving, its always bee n a marketing name for supervised self driving. one of elon musk's MANY failed promises. should have used lidar and maybe it would be real in 2025.
>>61638439Luckily, Tesla will not be the only manufacturer with self driving technology by any means.Just buy a car from one of the others. Give it 2-3 years and damn near every car will have this.
>>61638525>anagramAcronym, you illiterate american clown.
>>61638439>buying a Tesla in 2026Who in their right mind would? After Insurance and electricity, you wind up paying more than gas.
Do you think you could open a muffin shop and have the tag line "You will own muffins and be happy"? Call it "Schwab's Muffins"?
>>61639802shrimp is the way to go. Not muffins.
>>61638439doesn't the model run locally? Why would it need to be a subscription
elon musk is gay lol
>>61638439Faggot Sex DeviantsElon makes those for free, look at his son Xavier.
>>61638439Eh WTF Full, but also supervised?So not full self driving
>>61644645It's never been antonymous because Musk is a conman and they explicitly say you have to be alert and have your hands on the wheel so Tesla stops getting buttfucked by civil courts every time their "self driving" cars veer into a ditch or oncoming traffic
>>61643898Need to be?
100 dollars a month to have the privi of going head on into a semi.
>>61638554Oh no, you mean I have to actually DRIVE my car like I've been doing my whole life? Lol all of this AI and self-driving shit is such a meme, I swear. Just waiting for it to die out fr fr no cap.
>>61638621You're right, every other company is going to move to a subscription service too. Great!
>>61644779VW already tried it with holding the horsepower of their shitmobile hostage unless you subscribed, Elon looks like a saint in comparison
lol does this mean you still have to keep you hands on the steering wheel while it drives?
>>61638439The part where I get separated from my guns.
Just buy a BMW. It is the /biz/nessman car of choice
>>61638621And they will all charge a subscription for it. Your robo waifu in the futrure will require a subscription.
>>61638439If you cuck so much that let your car drive, might as well get fucked by Musk
>>61646949More like sandpeople car of choice.
>>61638439>he doesn't knowComma.ai and sunnypilot chads won
>>61645124What do you think?Honestly I never understood excitement over FSD. If you have to keep your hands on the wheel and pay attention, you might as well just drive the car.
>>61638439What about the "and be happy part?"
>>61638439An open source Linux based EV would be based.
>>61638621Every car having this is prerequesite to it working. Each car should have a signal bubble around it like a gps shield that prevents wrecks.
>>61638574Is jap pussy good with a drop of onions sauce ?
>>61650287that's the line so tesla doesn't have to take responsibility when you crash. they will NEVER release a fully automatized car for the consumer.
>>61644703>Just waiting for it to die out fr fr no cap.The subscription model Pandora's Box isn't getting closed anytime soon. Corpos are not going to magically stop searching for ways to achieve infinite profits because of your kvetching over autonomy or whatever the fuck.
