Short christcucks Even if J-man comes back, he'll forgive you. That's like his thing right?
>>61641881You need to sincerely ask for forgiveness. You can not expect to be forgiven if you still plan to sin
>>61641881>just short pascal's wagerabso state of biz
>>61641975Going to hell anyway since I'm not baptized. Going to collect my 5.5% risk free while christcucks cope and seethe
>>61641881This is great. But I wouldn't trust it if I were you. They'll find some freak almost proving he is Jesus in the end, or any such trick.
why are christmutts betting on this?wouldn't money be useless if he came back?
>>61641881>Christ returns>polymarket: reeeee that wasn't the real messiahIts like you retards havent learned from 2000 years of history
>>61641881>Thou shalt not place a wager on the time that I returnWhen did Jesus say this?
>>61641881Amerifat here. Why the fuck can't I get in on this?
>>61641881That's tempting, because as an avid adherent of native european faith I reject his foreign influence in all formsUnfortunately we have this nasty little hatred of usury, stemming thousands of years and even adopted into christendom as we made it sort-of our own...Can't do it man.
>>61642039Isn't it possible to both be a Christian and believe Christ probably isn't returning this year?
>>61641881Isn't this literally the safest bet of all time even for devout Christians? If Christ does return, money isn't going to matter much.
>>61642292Yeah but Polymarket will shut down before Christ returns
>>61641881>some Christ statue returns to some museum or something>UMA whales: yep that counts, give me my 2000% win
>People have been so mindbroken by a Jewish fairy tale they are actually betting money on their Jewish messiah coming down from heavenAbsolute fucking zozzle free money
>>61641881Christ is vengeful and will come like a thief in the night. I wouldn’t jinx myself like this
>>61642044>risk freeyes surely the bookies wouldn't ever not pay you
>>61642044Just go get yourself baptized then. Also it won't be better just because you ignore what you need to do, you'll just make it worse for yourself.
Jesus pardons all debts. USA bails out all bankers
>I too like to invest in money market accounts.Nice gimmick tho.I wounder if it plays more on your compulsion to call it "gambling" or that it deals with a religious figure. Either way you are a mark if you fall for this.
>nocoiners are just now discovering you can get a good APY in crypto by doing literally nothingYou're paying for the inherent risk of being in crypto, that's what 5.5% is for
>>61641881Only if I could stack this alongside every other religion's magic people never showing up
>>61641881Not a good return considering the 3rrd party risk
>>61642151>thou shalt not tempt the lordYou’re telling me Jesus isn’t tempted to return just to liquidate the redditor faggots?
>>61642209
Christcucks are fucking stupid but so are the jeets and spiritual jeets who think they're going to make any from this
>>61642765you believe in talking bushes, magical giant boats, and jews splitting seas in half kek
>>61641881Just by bonds instead retard
>>61641881Has anyone had success market making on these platforms?
>>61643094More believable than chinese or european folklore.
>>61643094>Talking bushesThe bush didn't speak. Meanwhile northern pagans worship trees, southern pagans believe all of their gods just were on some mountain they could've easily climbed and eastern pagans believe something about the moon being a god. >magical giant boatsNothing magical about it>jews splitting seasGod split the seas. He did it so even pagans with their 'might is right'-mindset could understand which is why ancient pagans all converted and now are extinct and contemporary pagans just larp.
>>61641881Why would anyone bet against a criminal jew coming back?
>>61641881He might.. God won’t.
>>61642730I would if I were him.
>>61643429That jew may come back, but polymarket would still rule No.
>>61642044You don’t need to be baptized to be saved brother
>61642079This poster looks and talks like pic related
https://www.americamagazine.org/politics-society/dispatches/2026/01/14/beirut-dj-priest-padre-guilherme-maronite/based Christ bros
