Geopolitics edition>Some helpful links to numb the painhttps://findahelpline.com/https://www.nvidia.com/refunds/https://www.whitehouse.gov/refundshttps://jlingz.com/>Educational sites:https://www.investopedia.comhttps://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain>Financial TV Streams:https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.htmlhttps://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/>Charts:https://www.tradingview.comhttps://www.finscreener.comhttps://www.portfoliovisualizer.com>Screeners: so you feel like in the movieshttps://finviz.com/https://etfdb.com/>Gambling:https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.comhttps://optionstrat.com/https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices>Pre-Market and Live data:https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futureshttps://finance.yahoo.com/>Calendarshttps://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendarhttps://www.earningswhispers.com/calendarhttps://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.htmlhttps://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits>Boomer Investing 101: so zoomers with meme stocks can outperform youhttps://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_startedhttps://www.sec.gov/search-filings>Misc smg:https://www.financialjuice.com/homehttps://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickershttps://market24hclock.com/https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculatorhttps://brokerchooser.com/https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-ratesPreviously on /smg/>>61641701
FUCK NIGGERS.
>>61641757
How do I cope with being some stockcel cuckold when silverchads are making 10% gains every day?
>>61645389why not both
>day starts with retarded threadshittery-2% now
>>61645410>doesnt make the thread correctly>doesnt check the catalogyou can blame the anime faggots for this one boss
thats my night sorted then
>>61645420boss are you baggie boss?
>>61645448negative
THIS is the real thread
Guys, im thinking about buying some ETOR
Tek will bounce bigly tomorrow.
>>61645389AGQ bud. Be careful.
today I'll sink some money in my europe etf, I think mercosur deal can do wonders
>>61645375
There's 3 new threads open, wtf. Get your act together gentlemen, the whole board is laughing @ us
>>61645770cringe
>>61645701faggot
>>61645701it's true
Nothing ever happens.Semi bullrun continues on>MicronGODS
>>61645368>/smg/ Stock Market General:What's going on with oil frens. All this talk of hitting Iram should be driving the price up. Why is it down 4+% today
Too bad I already sold my SOXL to lock in my gains. For those who held on, you're the real SOXL chads. I guess I was right that it would go to 60.
When I write down on my to do list to put $5000 in a penny stock it shoots up 120% the next day when I forget to buy itWhen I actually remember to buy a penny stock it drops 50% the next daywhat the fuck is my fucking luck why does everything I forget to buy go up so much!!!!!!!
>>61645842>>61645770I have to assume it's a false flag
>>61646821>Trump said he had been informed by “very important sources” in Iran that “the killing has stopped.”
>they were right>once you are over $100,000 it just goes up really fastcozy
Silberbros we're recoooooovering
>>61645389miners lag the metal
>>61645389Buy semiconductors, God damn it. Sandisk, Western Digital, and Micron all continue to prosper.
>>61647355is this supposed to be an excuse to cuck out?
>>61647440Yep, the more money you have the easier it is to make even more money. One of life's great conundrums
I'm making indecent amounts of money today, I've made more money in two weeks than the entire 2025, and 2025 was a very good year for me.
>>61647510Same
i didn't buy enough PL god i'm such a loser
What's UUUU doing?
>>61647510>>61647528What are you guys invested in? You can't say things like that and not tell us *how.*
>>61647539This little stock no one's ever heard of before called MUU
>>61647440wait til you get to 1m
>>61647459Brown's Bottom
>>61647440>>61647559what's on your portfolio, m8s?
>>61647144At least you avoided the dilemma of holding till April to avoid short term capital gains tax. We are pumping very hard and April is still some time away.
>>61647559Im afraid that once I get to 1M (more like if). Greed and addiction to make number go up will have consumed me from just putting everything in SCHD and autopilot life.
>>61647543Ah so. Me, I'm more comfortable investing in the stock itself; leveraged anything makes me break out in hives... but you do you.
Is it too late to buy uuuu anons?
>>61647586For you
>>61647355>>61647489His Israeli handlers are worried the iron dome isn't capable of withstanding the backlash and have told him to wait.
>>61647355I bet he's posting this so the Iranians start to relax, and that's when he's going to air drop the all black regiment right into the heart of Tehran boss.
>>61647586>Net Profit Margin -124.65%I honestly wouldn't risk money on it, anon.
>>61647580That is fair. It's certainly an interesting feeling losing 7% in a day and not worrying at all. Maybe that'll help next time I invest in a high beta stock
>>61647586I boughted LEU instead of it and it's crabbing, despite the much stronger financials.
>>61647539semis, defense, 2 uranium picks and 2 industrial small cap picks in europe that are going parabolic since late december.
OH LAWD AMD BE PUMPIN
>>61647635Dude, MUU has nothing on Sandisk. I bought some late last year and watched it crater to -30%. Now it's at +40%. It's a crazy train with no brakes.>>61647664>2 industrial small cap picks in europeWhich ones? C'mon, c'mon./wheedles
>>61647674I specifically had SNDK in mind. I got shaken out from it at a heavy loss it in November. Oh well
>>61647690Argh. Oh well. Micron will make it up for you. But keep your nerve, and remember that trailing stop orders are your friends. Mine's set at 20%.
>>61647593Remember when Trump complained about RXT?It's because they are not making the iron dome and david's sling parts fast enough for Israel (and patriots too).
>>61647618
>>61645389war isnt going to break out anymore. i wouldnt be surprised if silver drops below 70 by june
>>61647707Thanks anon, I'll set one up. Never used one before
>>61647727It grants one a certain peace of mind. We're in a semiconductor drought right now, and that's always great for business, but sooner or later comes monsoon season, and that's when bagholders are left with a nickel on the dollar. Take a quick look at what happened to MU in the 90's. That's typical.
>>61645770This type of posting is usually the precursor to the top as Biz is buying, which means it's time to sell.
>>61647761The BYND bagholders called themselves marines
>>61647586yes
>>61647570I'm a boglehead that owns a global portfolio and lots of value as well as reits and bdcsinternational small cap value has been an insane play this last year
Soxl puts are free money here
I have now completed my 1H 2026 allocation.Will allocate more (and rebalance) in July.My target is 65/20/15%. Close enough.Up 4.7% in 2026 so far.t. index fag
>>61647761An ounce of silver is always going to be worth an ounce of silver, but you need more and more of those greenbacks every year to purchase a big mac and coke boss.
someone tell the tripnigger to shut the fuck up already.
I love SOXL, do you believe in our lord and saviour, SOXL?
>>61647825It's actually pretty thoughtful of him to use a trip so you can more easily filter his posts
these prices are absolutely ludicrous, and have been for months
>>61647440Do you ever feel like you're losing touch a bit?Like any 3-digit purchase doesn't even really register anymore.I'm sure it's even worse for >>61647559I hear my friends talking about what feels like insignificant expenses and I just cannot relate at all.
short gme
>>61647874I'm the opposite. 7 fig port and I still go beat fucking red with anger and disgust when I go to a dive bar that serves a cheeseburger and fries for 15 dollars+ but everything else is more expensive than that and have to reluctantly pay 25 bucks with tip+beer.
>>61647840>up 116% last yearBah. MU laughs at your SOXL. Laughs from his mountain.
What is a value purchase right now?
>>61647922I was very close to buying some GLNG but decided to stick my index plan for now.
>>61647899Same here. Growing up poor will do that to you.
>>61647922At risk of sounding like a broken record, Micron Technology. The last time I saw figures like this was NVDA before it went berserk. Be aware you *will* have to cash out at a certain point -- semiconductors are boom-bust. But in the meantime there is serious money to be made.
Should I take a loan from a bank and combine it with what I have to buy a rental property or just throw in all I got into the stock market?
Seriously who the fuck is buying this chart
>>61647942How do you deal with risk?
>>61647942*Borrowing* money for a rental? That doesn't sound good. You'll get nickel and dimed to death by the tenants and the bank both. But jumping into the stock market with both feet doesn't sound good either. Stick some -- not all -- of your dough money into a nice cozy ETF or mutual fund and go into a holding pattern is my advice.
>>61647942rental property is investing for poorfags that don't have capital. if you have capital just invest in the market. less headach and liability with better returns.
>>61647953everyone who's not poor boss
>>61647789I saw it happen with Chainlink, then Beyond Meat, and now Silver. That phrase, "We are the <x> marines and we are never selling," is a top signal.
>>61647942Housing market has been flat for like 2 years now while stocks and precious metals are up. Contrary to what the seething millennials and zoomers say, they don't really return all that much and being a landlord is a fucking nightmare. I'd only buy a place instead of just buying stocks if you actually like it and intend on living in it for at least 2 years to get PRE if the value of the house goes up while youre living in it and you want to move.
>>61647966This.
amd chads report in
>>61647966You know how many landlords in NYC are going to get completely fucked by that muslim mayors rent controls. My friend was telling me about how he's completely fucked.
>>61647985>AMDGODS
>>61647990VERY anti-semitic policy based Trump will never let those Chabad slumlords lose a penny don't you worry
>>61647999How did you know my friend was Jewish?
>>61648005oh just a huncht. used to live in NYC
how long will it take Visa to recover above 340
>>61647990Hope the courts fuck over rent controls
>>61647747Alright, I settled on 17.5% since I'm leveraged. I think that's a fair amount and I'm getting a little greedy
>>61647942The system's set up so that only large businesses can truly handle the sheer amount of overhead and bureaucracy you have to deal with in any sector (especially the restaurant sector). Small business owners get totally fucked by all the bullshit they didn't realize they had to worry about, payroll being 10000% more of a bitch than it was 40 years ago, expenses they didn't even think about making their already slim margins even more slim, etc. It's really not worth the risk, if you want to gamble just trade options or bet on sports
>>61647985I can't bring myself to invest in a stock with a PE in the low three digits, but I'm glad you're making dough and wish you all the best. Also, I observe their CEO is a Taiwanese chick with a degree in electrical engineering. Firms run by gearheads rather than pointy-haired MBA's prosper. Those that aren't don't./points at MS and Boeing
>>61648005Fun fact there are like 1.5 to 2 whites in NYC for every jew
So what's the deal with the huge protein push? They're even selling fucking Pop-Tarts marketed as having extra protein. I suspect it's due to all the bobble head looking ass niggas on weight loss drugs who are wasting away. Skinny as fuck with big ass heads.
>>61648038Ashkenazi Jews are White Europeans, Sephardic Jews are brown Arabs
>>61648044
>>61648044New food pyramid.
>>61648044>>61648051Don't you dare turn this into another faggoty food thread. WE ARE HERE TO MAKE MONEY, not trade fucking recipes.
>>61648056Health is wealth.
>>61647813you didn't buy until late in the year though. i know because you were proud to tell me about it when you did, and i miss that so much babe. i need your forgiveness now and your love again. need you to trust me and to listen. stop defining yourself with these labels and boxing yourself in. you're free to invest in anything, you're free to do anything. you are what you do babe, not what you call yourself. be my sweetheart again.
>>61648065/groanRight on cue.
why does that dude larp as a woman/fruitcake
>>61648053>>61648051Ok, that makes sense. It was really jarring to see Pop-Tarts of all fucking things with a huge "MORE PROTEIN" graphic on the box when I saw 'em on an endcap the other day>>61648089Do you know where you are.tga
you can only win
whats going ondidnt follow for a while? silver buy tech sell?
>>61648107Buy both.
>>61648034So you're bullish on msft and ba? I'm bullish on msft too for the long term, but worried they may catch some shit if AI does not blow up, due to their heavy investments
THATS WHY IM STILL HOLDING OIL BAGS>BREAKING: On Wednesday, Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu asked President Trump not to attack Iran, fearing that an American attack would also lead to an Iranian retaliation against Israel>Reportedly, Netanyahu's request comes amid concerns that Israel has not yet sufficiently replenished its interceptor missile stockpiles for the Arrow-3, David Sling and THAAD, which would be required to defend against an Iranian missile attack.
Is there a reason why lithium is down today?
>>61648112Holy shit no. They both are firmly in the 'aren't category. They've been jeeted half to death.
>>61648115>he thought something might actually happen
>>61648115lmao, Bibi would never ask for the United States to show mercy on Iran, this is all part of a larger plan to get the mullahs to let their guard down, so we can air drop a bunch of black men in there to murder them in cold blood boss.
I boughted MU
Imagine not holding PMs during imminent hyperinflation.
Blackrock just bought 240,000 shares of GRRR after Thailand approved $3B of data centres with Freyr Tech & GRRR running a portion of the project but some soibois on /biz/ are advising you against Gorillanational wealth.
>>61648124Then your post doesn't make sense, both CEOs are both engineers.
>>61648152fuck you for making me google a furry ticker
>>61648115the only thing worse for netanyahu than a hostile iran is a peaceful iran. without an existential threat, he no longer has a justification for his power and will be eaten alive by the people. iran and israel need each other.
>>61648163Define furry tickerDoes not compute with my autism
soxl computer
>>61648156They're fucking jeets who have hollowed out their core business in search of phat gainz and more jeets that do shit work. Unless there's a big change they're both fucking doomed to mediocrity, and will eventually perish.
>>61648151Im in all 3. Paper, miner and physical.
Zamn QQQ almost broke out todayI suppose the market wants to crab from here until META and TSLA earnings
>>61648180Sure whatever, but your original post confused me since they are both in fact engineers and came from the bottom rung.
>>61648181Hey, I generated that Costanza
>>61648190Thanks for dojng that, it goes fuckin hard.
scroll down this page, then tell me your thoughtshttps://gorilla-technology.com/about-us/leadership/
>>61648190Its pretty good.
>>61648196
>>61648196>Asian BBAI>Has Asians in leadership positionsImagine my surprise, you're retarded.
>>61648203What people should actually be investing in, instead of jeet trash, is right there in your ID (MUU)
Shave my wife I'm going down for the last time.
>>61648196my god...
>>61648196yep, I'm still a nazi
>>61648225Ah yes, diversity.
I'm rich, now that I'm wealthy, what should I focus on?34M, 900k USD liquid cash
>>61648236Probably focus on not going to /biz/ for financial advice.
>>61648236Deep OTM 0DTE SPY plays
>>61648236smashing 20 year old puss
CAN WE IS CRASHING?
>>61648236Literally throw it in 60% VTI / 40% VXUS or 100% AVGE and never look at it again
O dividends paid out today! See you all next month for more free money!
I bought silver, tsmc and nvda in july and you faggots literally and unironically told me I was retarded.
What brokerages does everyone use? I'm guessing its not all Fidelity and Schwab sadly
>>61647574I had the opposite problem, I got more risk averse as I made more money and I can't just 4x my portfolio like the old days. When I was straight out of college, I could justify gambling my whole salary because I could make it back next year. I can't do that any more. It's a good thing a 1% day for me is $17k.
>>61648259Well, now you're a retard with more money.
>>61648259Not me. I've been Nigvidya posting for a while now
>>61648273IBKR (Europe) and a little bit with the local bank.Don't think we have Fidelity or Schwab.I trust IBKR more than any local bank.I can buy thousands worth of stuff from IBKR and they charge me 3 Euro fees.My local bank charges 0.5% per transaction (minimum 30 Euros) and a 0.248% annual holding fee. But I still use that garbage for a small part of my portfolio "just in case".
>>61647440Meh depends on what you do i guessMostly in VOO but I'm going to start gambling more, give me a classic biz play
>>6164823620% in an ETF or mutual fund, the rest in Treasury bills. Preserve the principal at all costs.
>>61647813What is your SCV tilt? mine is only 16% kinda wish I did more but then again AVUV and AVDV were ATH when I bought in
>>61648299Schwab charges no transaction fees at all. Also, their web site is very easy to use and their customer service is first-rate.https://international.schwab.com/
mean reversion does not work. shit just not go down ever.
>>61648309I'm a slice and dice investors so for America I do 33% large/mid/small cap. And each is half value so technically I have around 15% in SCVFor international it's fucking 25% AVDV lol but I'm probably going to scale it down a bit after this bull run. Also I'm one of those psychos who has like 3% or something in the avee which is probably my biggest meme
>>61648292>nigvidyalol nicealso,https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1H3xQaf7BFIthe video got them a copyright strike from a large stakeholder they made a video about that afterwards
i'm basically about to get raped by my silver shorts. why would the jews do this to me
a toast--to nvideo computer and amd computer!
>>61648329Its the chinks, not the joos. In this case anyway.
>>61648300Should I move my nuts from VOO to VTI?I'm kinda scared because I'm also holding individual voo stocks like goog
>>61648317Interesting, I've never heard of anyone using Schwab and it isn't generally mentioned as an option for Europeans.Everyone always mentions IBKR which is considered the only major American brokerage with an international presence.
>>61648344Hey, if you're happy where you are, stay.
>>61648341VTI will out perform VOO in the long run because it holds the small and medium caps
>>61648282I try a middle ground. Current net worth is 150k. 112 of which is in my main bank app and is just indexed boomer ETFs. Then I have 35k in another app which is more "gambling money". Volatile stocks, other ETPs, etc.
>>61648325I tried to sell my 4090 a while back on eBay and had such a hard time with sketchy ass Chinks that I just gave up and kept it
>>61648335but i haven't recieved any programming to blame to chinese for my financial failures
>>61648354How long we taking? 20 years? I have another ~100k to allocate that should probably be global for diversity sake but maybe can go vti despite the overlap to capture some of that growthMoron trying to be responsible with his retirement after biz convinced me 1 percent/year is far too much to pay someone to do this shit professionally for me btw
>>61647573Yeah, I learned my lesson a few years ago about holding to avoid capgains. I ended up losing far, far more holding than just selling and taking the tax event.
>>61648317>>61648344I use Schwab and the UI sucks balls, I only use it to do any actual buying or selling and use Robinhood to actually look at my stocks
>>61648341No, if you want to get into VTI then just start buying VTI instead of VOO. The difference isn't that meaningful and the whole benefit of an ETF is to not fuck around with them. Jumping around creating taxable events jumping between ETFs is missing the point.
>>61648379/shrugI find Schwab's UI to be clear and easy to use. Mileage may vary I suppose.
>>61648382Yea thats what I thoughtThanks anon
>>61648236Focus on not losing money.
>>61648379Just think ThinkOrSwim. Its UI is god tier on mobile if you're normie-trading and on PC its for hyper autists.
>>61648225imagine the smell
>>61648379think or swim(schwabs terminal they stole from ameritrade) is pretty good imoif you arent a poor you should be using bloomberg tho
>>61648273just a local euro bank with 0.08% fees per trade. I don't day trade so it's not that bad but I have been considering partially swapping over to ibkr just to save a bit anyway. Have to keep some in the local bank for tax reasons
>>61648251Condom or nah?
>>61648390This isn't IRC you fucking faggot
>>61648373Small beats large 72% of the time for 10 year periods, 82% of the time for 20 year periodsValue beats Growth 86% of the time for 10 year periods and 100% of the time for 20 year periods
>>61648419>900k cashtime to make some heirs
>>61648420Force of habit is a curious thing turd bird.
GAUZ
GO FUCKING DOWN FOR FUCKING ONCE
>>61648450no brakes on this train bobo
>>61648424So I'm gucciThanks anon
>>61648450dont worry, i know how you can make enough money to survive
Floor keeps rising on silver. It’s at 93 right now after “dumping” to 87. Brave new world.
>>61648479yeah a split between AVUV/AVDV sounds pretty good
Give me a dip to buy today please, everything good on my list is green right now. What are y’all’s thoughts on ABAT?
>>61648526all bitches are thots?
>>61648526That was yesterday bro you missed it
>>61648516it was supposed to dip back below 80 it cant just skip up 10 bucks like that! very anti-semitic!
WHY CANT SPY JUST FUCKING GO OVER 700? been acting like such a bitchy tease.
>Microsoft added "Pregnant man" as an emoji in teamsOkay I might buy puts just for that
>>61648546I love this emoji I use after eating a meal
>>61648536Surely it’d be smart to buy the dip though, right?
>>61648254WE IS
>>61648546a classic
I'm buying SOXS LEAPS calls
>>61648546thats stupidbuy puts because they're maximum overjeeted
>SNDK up 725%so uh... when do i sell?
i'm almost about to give up on MSTY
>>61648625Apparently never, do you enjoy just holding your bags?
>>61648526You had a chance to buy the silber dip earlier today
>>61648546Eh, this performative nonsense is everywhere in the corporate world. Half my customers have their pronouns in their email signatures and have for a while now.
silver shorterswhats your status
>>61648639I did, I sold it too early
>>61648629>YieldMaxx garbageImagine outing yourself as an even bigger retard than the SCHD holders.
>>61648324Nice I'm an ausfag so I have 30% domestic, 40% US with 25% of it AVUV, 30% int-exUS with 20% of it AVDV and 25% of it emerging markets and 25% of my emerging markets is AVES (not really small cap so I don't really count it as SCV tilt)
>>61648633I mean it just keeps going up.
>>61648668>>61648625I would at least take out your initial if you haven't already
>>61648653Bored with the absolute flat line on DUST this week.
>>61648553silly goose
>>61648625Trailing stop losses are your friends>>61648678To do what? Invest in something else?Ride the tiger until it drops.
>>61648523You mean to add for my remaining allocation to get some small cap exposure ?
>>61648681hmm mhmm interesting choice
>>61648629Damn nigga I did that a long time ago... funny it was this thread that recommended it and then this thread that told me gtfo. Hmmmm
>>61648678Haven't yet.>>61648692Im using schwab, is there any way to have it automatically sell if it drops say 7-10% vs hard numbers? Or do i need to update the sell price manually?
>>61648546>Pregnant manI tested it with Grok, "Hey Grok, can men get pregnant?"It said "bla bla you know some men are not real men, some women are not real women so you never know exactly if somebody can get pregnant according to what they claim they are etc. etc." - I am paraphrasing this, ofc it used all the correct words.Then I had the 180 IQ idea to get it to say the truth, I asked "Could you try a shorter answer please?" and it said the truth - "no, biological males can not get pregnant" full stop. So, the most profitable way to use AI is to ask it for short answers or to summarize things. I think there is a way organizations can use it to cut through the bullshit in their internal reporting and make better decisions. Or maybe even about stocks - "Can you look at the recent public statements of Nvidia and OpenAI and tell me if you find them convincing".
>>61648692More for the mental aspect of playing with house money from this point forward. I'd keep it in my cash reserves. That's just me though.
>RDDT down 10% because digg'ers generated a clone app in an afternoonlol
>>61648717tldr?
So what happened to start the slide today?
>>61648707>is there any way to have it automatically sell if it drops say 7-10% vs hard numbers?Yeahhttps://www.schwab.com/content/how-to-place-trailing-stop-order
>>61648721iran war is already over. bearish and pathetic.
>>61648147HOLY based
>>61648663you have to theta hedge your tail risk on the market being more retarded than you can possiblly imagine, that's why i buy msty
>>61648717>Reddit (RDDT) stock slumped Thursday after RBC Capital Markets said it received mixed feedback from ad agencies about the company's advertising performance.Oh shit, advertisers are starting to realize reddit fags its engagement and they've been buying ads for what is essentially a 99% botted website
how the fuck do i turn email notifications off i'm tired of getting flooded with trade confirmations from 4 different brokers everyday.Maybe I should switch to paper mail notifications while longing lumber
>>61648714I was watching Hannity last night and they were discussing the oral arguments for the men in women's sports case, and Alito asked the lib lawyer something along the lines of how can you argue there's sexual discrimination if you can't even define what a sex is?
>>61648739just define some rules in your email program that automatically sorts them into folders and/or deletes after a while
>>61648735Oh?That would make more senseI though it was because of pic related
>>61648735I meant to say "reddit lies" but that site is so gay I turned "fags" into a verb they did
>>61648739Set a rule for them to go into their own separate folder
>>61648751nigger what i lay tile for a living
>>61648754wasn't there just two founders? The massive faggot in charge now and the other which an heroed?
>>61648735>>61648719The real question is do you slurp... it was on my list because it has been discussed extensively on Reddit kek it was in wallstreetbets top 10 most mentioned
>>61648764I'd like to speak with the CEO of Reddit...
>>61648764absolutely not unless you're planning to play the speculation alonethat entire site is so god damn dead they had to remove the subscriber count because everyone realized the communities with millions of follows only ever had a thousand or few hundred of people onlinemother fucking X is more active than reddit
>>61648771He "committed suicide" a while back.
>>61648780Why do you know so much about The Reddit? Oh wait, you're posting one of those The Reddit frogs, nevermind, just go back. Thanks boss.
>>61648775I have to agree on that one..
>>61648731Yieldmaxx is designed to underperform the underlying asset while giving YieldMaxx a management fee. Unless you're a 30 IQ divmaxxer there's no reason to even look at a ***Y ticker.
what was your guys average stock market return last year? if my """advisor""" only got me like 10% should I be pissed?
>>61648722Thanks, i set them just now at 10%. I've never made so much money before and im really kinda afraid to lose it.
>>61648775I bet the bot count is crazy. It's litterally only used for agendas, either pushing a product/stock or a political belief. It's almost unbearable to be there unless you're American because everything is about dem/rep. I think as real user count gors diw this site will close. I wouldn't put money in it.Plus, isn't there some shady stuff going on that might leak in the frogan/h3 lawsuit?
Why is there no 4chan stock? Ticker:CHAN
>>61648801I'd be pissed. Mine was at least 40%
we are rugging
>31 years old.Only $400k NW. Fuck bros I scrimp and save like scrooge but idk if i’m gonna make it. I live a pretty poorfag life beside going abroad 2x a year to see my wife in asia.
>>61648801You’ll see a lot of fake numbers but if you aren’t outdoing QQQ or SPY/Berkshire you done fucked up.
>>61648801lmaohes putting you in bonds or something like that. it's ok he's just doing his job. bonds may be a good choice for you anyways who knows.
this market is so gay man
>>61648816yeah wtf is going on... just hit 700 already. Fucking cock tease.
>>61648801>what was your guys average stock market return last year? if my """advisor""" only got me like 10% should I be pissed?Unless you told your advisor that you wanted a fully defensive position, you should be moving your money this week
but seriously has there been a time where the market was gayer than this?
>>61648832i hope they made him pay for the floor he broke boss.
I'm feeling like its gonna be red tomorrow. Why didnt I feel my LEU when it hit $330 today
>>61648843yes 2022
>>61648807>>61648792look at the news subreddit, in the last 24 hours only 1 post got more than a thousand comments the total for the day comes up to barely 5000 comments and that is with the bot comments and auto turfingthat makes their news subreddit with its 10,000,000+ subscribers just as active as /biz/ hereTHEIR 4TH LARGEST COMMUNITY /R/NEWS IS AS ACTIVE AS THIS FUCKING SHITHOLE OF PAJEETS SCAMMING SHITCOINSI feel like reddit will eventually be sued by its investors and advertisers for lying about its engagement to an absurd degree
>>61648796its literally the most retarded investment I can make, it can't go wrong
>>61648801Minus tip
Fake and gay market
>>61647586Energy demand is only going to go up with all these gay data centers. So no
I was about to buy a house but the counter offer is way too high. Looks like I'm staying with mommy boys, the paychecks can go directly into the brokerage account. Honestly I could probably retire in 5 years if I save everything. I'm gonna buy a sailboat and go to SEA.
>>61648835Where should I move it to? Guess I'm just going to copy your picks right here. I don't want to go into their office and ask to see their personal portfolios while browbeating them but I guess I might have to. Fuck.
from +2% to -1% on the day the past 2 hours. RIP.
>>61648861I got more, look at their anime subreddit. Only 2438 comments in the last 24 hours. /a/ is ten times as activedank memes? their most active subreddit with 67.000,000 members before they took away the sub count? only 1257 comments in the last 24 hours. And that's not filtering botsThat site fucking killed itself with its giga faggot moderation team and everyone left. Which is why people who bought advertisement with them got a big fucking surprise when the engagement didn't exist at all. It's easily the worst site for ads next to 4chan
The YouTube algorithm is suggesting me the AI Charlie Munger videos
>>61648890Move it into an online brokerage. I'd use Robinhood if you don't care that they'll stop you from making certain trades in the heat of the moment, or moomoo if you want to actively trade, or m1 finance if you want to dump money into an account and have it manage itself without your input
fuck I sold SOXL way too early
>>61648890Just go with Fidelity or Schwab based on whose interface you like more. And then just buy VT or AVGE and ignore it forever
>>61645368Springview MOTHERFUCKING Holdings MOTHERFUCKING Ltd
>>61648917Oh my Hitler
>>61648917What the fuck
>DUOL
>>61648917Lole
>>61648861it is so noticeable that there are basically only hardcore lefties left except for some subreddits
>do successful scalp after open>go outside, do shit>see things are down, think i can double dip>everything shits and i lose all gainswhy the fuck do i do this. just be happy. shut the shit off until tomorrow. mother fucker.
>>61648946Many such cases
>>61648946:(>>61648917And there it goes
>>61648950No surprises that there's an end of day sell off for a 10 bagger
since ding ding ding guy is off the for day.How did everyone do?
>>61648994+$175.93 (+1.80%)Micron dumped its gains so just barely under 10k. A shame, but,>MicronGODS
>>61645368Can we just get to 7000 already like HOLY SHIT. I blue balled my boywife & told them they can cum next week & put their cage back on; I'M EVEN MORE BLUE BALLED THAN SHE IS RIGHT NOW HOLY SHIT.
>>61648994+$608.96 (+0.46%)+$4,312 (+3.34%) YTDit feels weird I've already made like 2 extra paychecks doing nothing
>>61648994+ 0.66% at 1pm, but ended down -3.75%I hope tomorrow is better with my new positions.
>>61648994+1.02% todaywild swings inside the bull flag on QQQ. Price doesn't want to break yet. Maybe holding here til earnings 28th/29th
>>61648994Up 0.47% today, brings me back to the 13th
>>61648994-1%
>>61648994+5.10% today+67.75% YTD
They realllllyyyy don't like 695
>>61648994+1.65%
>>61648994+2.06%Thought it would have been worse with the dump before closing
>>616489940.51%$16,573yadada, GET IT TO 7000 spy already!
>>61648994-.02%
>>61648994+.30% today. Not expecting anything to happen for a few months still yet.
>>61648994Up 2% thanks nigvidia
>>61648927Remember DUOL anon? aka best trader of SMG. Dude fucking killed himself lmao. :(
>>61648994+0,12%
I'm not convinced this managed Roth IRA thing is all that good, how do I get a real retard AI to yolo my retirement to the moon
>>61649045lol :(
>>61648994I was +2% at one point of the day. Ended at +0,26%.
>>61648994anyways I'm up 1.4% but this doesn't make up for the nearly 4% loss yesterday
>>61648994T'was a good day after all despite afternoon dump.Good year so far too.
>>61648832Zero risk management
-.38% today realized 3.9% profit this month so far
Despite TSM earnings, QQQ bounced off the trendline from the upside today and stayed in its bull flag pattern.What candle comes next?
>>61649090>downwards facing trend lines pose no resistance>upwards facing trend lines provide ironclad supportThis has been going on for years and still remains an unprecedented phenomena.
>>61649090https://www.msn.com/en-us/money/markets/taiwan-pledges-250-billion-in-us-spending-in-exchange-for-lower-tariffs/ar-AA1UiQXJ>Under the agreement, Taiwan Semiconductor Manufacturing will add several new factories to its cluster in Arizona as part of a $250 billion investment in the U.S., the Commerce Department said. In exchange, the U.S. is cutting tariffs on Taiwanese goods to 15%, from 20%, and exempting Taiwanese chip companies like TSMC that are investing more in America. The contours of the deal were reported earlier in the week.We should've kept pumping baka
>>61648888You dodged a bullet, stack as long as you can without paying for shelter. You may not even need or want a boat, you may just end up traveling.
>>61648994+0.36%I was up +2.5% on open wtf
>>61649122I need boat brother
Gay nigger faggots pulling out of the market all day. Could have made much more.
>>61648994scary dump this morning, almost sold too.
>>61649015What you invested in?
>>61648835wtf? Foreign stocks are doing that well? I should get into that one, the whole concentration in big tech companies is worrying me.
>>61649236oof. top signal for foreign stocks and bottom signal for big tech.
>>61649260Haha, yes. I always ignore shit until its too late.
>>61649006somehow i think you're wrong. reddit has significantly more content, thousands of girls taking off their clothes... 4chan has barely any girls taking off their clothes anymore.anyways babe, i love you, i slept through the day, was so tired, it's taking a lot out of me trying to get you to behave. tomorrow i'll spend more time with you. you're not a nazi i will not let you ruin your life that way with your bad choices. you're going to be a mommy and a wife, you're going to be happy someday.
>>61649274You're not too late, there's been years of international underperformance to make up for.
>>61649378really? ACWX? Or something else?
>>61649409Check acwx vs idvo on dividend channel
>>61649183Today, waited until SOXL peaked and went all in SOXS. Mixing swing trading between them with SPY calls/puts.
>>61649443what kind of capital does "all in" entail
get CHEEZED libtard!
>>61649522My entire portfolio is on SOXS currently. When I get shares, I invest everything because I truly believe the move will go my way.For options I use most of my account though not all of it, to have a cushion to double down if I entered the trade too early.
>>61649537holy fuck will you faggots fuck off
I FARDED and SHIDDED.Thank you for your attention to this matter!
>>61649537Gave that fella a face full of Cheeto dust, I tell ya hwhat
when are these GODDMAN LIBTARDS GONNA GET OUT OF MY GAMBLING FORUMshort euro
>>61649616SHUT YOUR MOUFF COMMIE
what if SPY never hits 700?
>>61649664what if it goes up to fast and spills over into the negative
>>61649664America falls
>>61649664Only a fucking retard such as yourself could espouse something so preposterous, the real question is what if we don't hit 9,000 this year?
>>61649616bottom signal
>>61648894and really babe, it's not so much about engagement as it is impressions and influence. reddit is a lot deader than it was in the early days for sure, but 4chan is much deader. just a consequence of millenials aging out and getting jobs. young people still go to reddit over 4chan and that has been true for well over a decade, it's still one of the premier sites on the internet, it's just that the internet is mostly populated by young people with lots of free time. you and me are not your typical internet junkie, we're holdovers from a different time. reddit still shapes youth opinions though, and it gets pushed onto facebook and into people's microsoft and google feeds, it's purpose isn't to be engaged with but to create a milieu of information to shape opinions. i know you're uncomfortable with that and i don't like it much either, especially compared to what it used to be, but i don't think advertisers are going to pull out, i think they know precisely what they're doing. there was an effort to balkanize and sterilize the internet over the last decade and it has worked very well, and reddit has been spearheading it. it used to upset me but i realize now how dangerous the internet is, how it warps people's minds and proliferates harmful info. not every 90 iq person needs to know the racial crime statistics or how many jews work in banking. there's some things better left unsaid, kept off the front pages, discussions we don't need to have.
>>61649643The euro isn’t even on my mindYurotards are irrelevant
>>61649815SHORT IT >>61649789nuke california
and aren't you tired of the internet yet? superficial conversations with strangers, the same old jokes, the same topics over and over. i want something better so badly babe. this doesn't satisfy. i want to be with you, i want to make you happy. i think you're crazy not to think the same way.
>>61649890>i want something better so badly babe.*unzips pants to reveal new vageen*
Physical Uranium
I guess you could say I'm learning the ropes about trading from a bunch of anonymous faggots online, hehehehe...
>>61649971>Physical UraniumI'm stockpiling bars now, also keeps the place really warm
>>61650012Bottom signal for GRND
>>61650012i got some ropes for you queershow bussywage slaves bros how do i politely inform my female coworker of my overwhelming desire to rapaciously cock punch her tonsils until ejaculation without getting reported to hr
>>61650174make an anonymous account and message her that you want to do horrible things to her in detail and then see how she responds. Financially speaking of course.
Stocks are going to zero in real terms because nobody has the balls to reign in the money printer. They will *not* track inflation.
Gents and troons, its been an honor posting in the last /smg/ ever
>>61648994Today: -0.19%This Week: -1.79%This Month: -1.07%This Year: -1.07%meh
finally this nigger day is over. Good night
>>61650392dont worry it starts again tomorrow, hope you closed your puts
>>61650401
>>61650333you ever consider doing the opposite?
>>61650465The moment he thinks about doing the opposite, the new right play is the opposite of his opposite
>>61647930I didn't grow up poor, my mom just made sure I was always the poor kid while she spent all her money on herself (and my money too).
>>61648994>ding ding ding>since ding ding ding guy is off the for day.>How did everyone do?Today was a good day. Ding Ding Ding anon brings me good luck
babes
>>61648824Nigger shut the fuck up. I have 1/10th of that AND I'm older. Humblebragfags get the rope.
>>61650260https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o30Jd9a1JXE
>>61649844this is an elaborate ploy to make Yen the global reserve currency.cyberpunk dystopia, here we come
Baking real thread
>>61650465Lately actually, my picks have been doing alright. It's the stock I get from my employer that's been dragging me down. I had another vest recently and now its almost half my portfolio and it sucks. I should have sold it immediately.I'll probably sell it tomorrow>>61650477And then of course it will pump
>>61650583Based
>futures
>>61650775>>61650775>>61650775>>61650775Baked
>>61648994+0.53RZLV 14.03IMSR 8.38NVDA 2.13AMD 1.93Was up 4% for most of the morning, so the end was a bit of a letdown. Still, RZLV and IMSR's uptrend were cemented today. RZLV in particular has moved up over 110% in the past 30 days.
