29 years old, 100k. Want to start over and go back to college. What the fuck should I learn?
how to scam retarded goycattle (2026 ediiton)
>>61654108Pretty sure having a bachelor's degree is probably better than not having one, no?
>>61654100>>61654115ive been mulling this very scenario over recently, but the entire economy is just scammers scamming scammers. its time to bunker up and hunker down. Invest in water, oats, beans and rice. Don't neglect your personal protection either.
>>61654115>>61654100You don't need this to learn anything really. That unless you want to be a doctor or a surgeon. Everything else can be self taught to the same degree or greater without paying some nerds to teach you.
>>61654100med or law... you will make 3MM a year if you choose either of these. Just dont do meme spec if u do med be a chad and do plastic surgery or something
>>61654115Yeah but the real reason you want to go back on campus is because you want some campussy now that you're not a broke kid and you got 100k to make it rain on dumb 19yo zoomer sluts.
>>61654137>>61654128I know you don't NEED the degree to understand the knowledge set - But everything just about requires you to have the degree it seems - it's a bare minimum requirement to be taken seriously I have a decent amount of cash to use + a part time thing that pays for basicsI'm not getting any younger, seems like it's now or never desu
>>61654151If your goal is money business is a far better use of your time than paying for school so you can then go wage for someone else.
>>61654158Whenever someone says "business" it's always some vague concept that no one knows how to define Waging for someone else, as fucked as it is, seems to be the primary reliable way to make a living
>>61654171You're waging for someone that went the route of business. They are making enough money to both live well and pay you and a bunch of other people. The options a far and wide business is literally everything you interact with on a daily basis to buy things or get services just think about something and research it.
>>61654192I agree - but normally this "someone" I'm working for didn't necessarily invent the business themselves, they inherited the ownership of it or worked their way up to top brassAnyway, you're right - something to think about
Mining engineeringits like the third oldest profession and we will always need to dig up and refine shit>but what about recyclingthey can do that too
>>61654100Medical is the only field worth going into. The rest are at risk from AI, outsourcing, immigration, nepotism, or HR bureaucracy. I don't like to be a doomer, but the future is bleak if you want to live the American Dream (tm). At least you can buy a home with a 50year mortgage, although you'll probably live next to spics, somalis, and jeets.
>>61654301Medical is not at all safe from artificial intelligence. Its actually the most vulnerable. Who needs a family doctor when you can get better regular checkups on chatGPT physician or instant full body scans that diagnose any and all ailments, and robotic surgeries. Doctors are fucked in the long term.
>>61654100You should look for a job that will pay for you to take college courses or trade programs in your field. That way you build experience in the actual important thing (hands on experience) while getting the degree/cert/license/whatever.
>>61654100>entering the job market in a junior position in your mid 30sAwww you still haven't realized that you're too old for a new career, it's cute.
>>61654100Don’t bother with college, having a degree is a waste. Take the certifications online to become a Non-Destructive Tester (NDT). It’s a mix of trade and technical. Degrees are a diamond dozen.
op the reason you go to college is to network. the sexy jobs are all a who you know arrangement. no one will want to network with you unless you can pass as a college student aged person. i reccomend you go into sales and (cars or houses) and make more than the average college grad.
yeah I'm thinking it's over
>>61654115Yes, but you also shouldn't go into debt for it. Unless you're European in which case there are no downsides.
>>61654618I regret not going into real estate sales when I had the chance a decade ago. The biggest retard from my high school graduating class is loaded from it.
I’m 29 and going back to school as well anon. I’m planning on being a zogbot officer though. Maybe look into it, if you don’t mind serving US/Israeli imperialism for the next 20+ years.