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>be me
>it's noontime
>need coffee
>stop at Exxon gas station
>24oz cup
>medium roast
>leave room for creamer
>add milk to taste
>not too much
>bring cup to chinaman clerk
>yo tota is a too darra an trenti six cent
>i nod showing that i understand
>rirr u be pay a cash oh' a car'
>masterclass time
>upload: crisp $5 bill.exe
>now the magic happens
>he gives me back my change
>$2.80
>picrel
>mfw i just took an immigrant for a whole penny
>they don't even make those anymore
>mfw i'm gonna be rich af
>mfw my money troubles are over
>question
>how can this make money
>answer
>VOLUME