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> be me
> been watching the chessboard longer than you
> world’s first **successful** quantum compute already happened
> they won’t announce it
> they never do

> used it to peel open bitcoin wallets like tin cans
> not your keys, not your coins was a warning, not a meme

> timestamp it
> **17 January — 00:00 UTC**
> screenshot this
> archive it
> quote me later

> anonymous friends already moving
> cold wallets emptied
> planes boarded
> forums going dark

> after that?
> hashrate doesn’t matter
> math doesn’t matter
> number go **straight down**

> they’ll call it a bug
> then a hack
> then “unprecedented market conditions”

> by the time you realize it was quantum
> liquidity is gone
> exchanges locked
> stablecoins not so stable

> this is your only warning
> see you in the postmortem threads

Bitcoin was fun while it lasted
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>>61654298
Quantum computers are as real as santa
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>>61654298
>op is a faggot
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>>61654303
A bitcoin just flew over my house
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>>61654298
you are brown kek
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Cringe larp
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>>61654298
is the quantum computer company publicly traded? can you hint?
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>>61654298
bot post, ignore
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>>61654298
PATRIOTS ARE IN CONTROL
TRUST THE PLAN
TRUST THE SCIENCE
WE'RE SAVING ISRAEL FOR LAST
Q
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>>61654319
IBM
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Pretend IBM created a key that could crack every bank safe. Using it is still stealing. Cite your source or stop fudding
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>>61654298
they're calling the computer "IBM 5100". something about the way it can read and execute APL and BASIC has some kind of value. It goes beyond cracking your BTC wallet, they're opening miniature wormholes and effecting the future using the past. screencap this.
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>>61654298
You think that's bad? Wait til you learn who created the Internet lol. On a related note, what does D.A.R.P.A. stand for?
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>>61654298
damn that would be crazy

so someone makes quantum and the first thing they do is disassemble crypto? like as a show of power?
why wouldn't they listen in on the communications of their opponents and use that information to take over everything?

why would they tip their hand for zero profit?
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“Not everybody’s going to the future”
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>>61654778
why would niggas need to make a fighter jet if they have the mind control network this is dogshit creative writing
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>>61654303
In the meantime they make lovely chandeliers.
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>>61654298
My bull thesis is whoever had a quantum computer up and running is probably so past the point of giving a shit about money that they wouldn't care enough to steal random people's Bitcoin, they'd already be billionaires without having to deal with the legal fallout.
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Good thing Chainlink is safe
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>>61654298
And the next day chain is rolled back, week later it's restarted with quantum proof encryption. Turns out you're a fucking retard and not in fact a genius with insider information
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>>61654298
In this cringe larp scenario you so laboriously illustrate, everything goes to zero and it doesn't matter what you hold. Even gold and silver, like who's gonna care about shiny rocks in the mad max universe where encryption gets broken. And yet, the only thing you mentioned going to zero was bitcoin. How curiously selective of you.
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>>61654356
>IBM
no pop on the chart = shit larp



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